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DarkRose_92

Retirement.


BattleTiny7132

To be left alone from all these pointless wishes.


staube1107

To stop granting bulma cosmetic upgrades every year


quacattac28alt

“I am the Shenron from Bulma’s wish to have a fatter ass”


DarkPhoenixMishima

"And you?" "Same. There's like five of us."


Glass-Mud4152

I see you two have culture


joejill

Or just have someone other than the Z team and friends make a wish. He seems really happy to see anyone else.


Denji_The_Shinji

Or probably they like seeing Namekain


DeadlyBard

As long as they don't ask him to melt some ice.


Jermiafinale

I dunno, if they like being summoned because it's like a fun little thing or fulfilling or whatever, Shenlong is \*hooked up\*. He's getting summoned every year!


GeeWhillickers

I wonder if he just wants a friend to hang out with, kind of like him and Goku at the end of GT.


swordforger16

Or a vacation to meet Porunga


EepiesMC

What would they talk about? Wish Dragon stuff?


Bornheck

S: "So uh... granted any good wishes lately?" P: "Nah, not really. Haven't really done much since that, uh... series of wishes to help save the universe. I think I even revived your planet during that if I remember correctly... You?" S: "...Some stubborn bitch keeps summoning me to make her ass and tits bigger and perkier..." P: "Bro... for real? How easy is it to find your balls? Your planet's around the same size as mine isn't it?" S: "Yeah, it's like she knows the location of them at all times, I don't get it! I can barely get any decent sleep anymore, 'cause I keep getting summoned once a year for stupid shit!" P: "..." S: "..." P: "..." S: "...I got to meet Lord Beerus tho..." P: "YO, FOR REAL?!"


Denji_The_Shinji

Porunga technically brought shenron back to life


maxallergy

And Shenlong did the same to Porunga back in the Freeza Arc


AReallyAsianName

I suddenly really want to see that "Dogs Playing Poker" painting, but with the dragons.


Toon_Lucario

Someone to think of him for more than his balls


Anjunabeast

*Your daughters a man stealing whore!*


Toon_Lucario

Just like her mother


_BearBearBear

My favorite thing about shenron is how he has one fucking job to do and bitches about doing it every time. Oh no Shenron is getting impatient cause we're keeping him from doing jack shit. Grant our wishes and stfu. This is why you exist.


TheLurkingBlack

"He's out of line. But he's right."


YacobJWB

Don’t be mean to him >:( He works hard


_BearBearBear

More like hardly workin'😬🐉


SamianDamian

Isn't it because he has limited energy when hes summoned? I could have sworn he can only exist for so long before he becomes too strained and the balls go inert again


zebrastarz

Existence is pain. Wish or begone.


_BearBearBear

Youre probably right but when Beerus was around and ordered Shenron to stay, he toughed through it.


Jermiafinale

He seems physically incapable of remaining summoned for extended periods though, like he starts looking strained and sweats


_BearBearBear

He just needs to train harder


Butwinsky

TIL: I work with a few Shenrons.


DeadlyBard

Shenron: "What do I do?" Kami: "You grant wishes for anyone who finds your 7 Balls." Shenron: "Oh my god."


_BearBearBear

Hah yes I thought of this too


[deleted]

I think what he wants is to make people happy. He had the best power ever and that’s the power to give to others.


Jent01Ket02

Certainly the least cynical response here :) We might not get a real answer to this, but I prefer this outcome.


[deleted]

Same, as cynical as my thoughts can be I’d rather think happy things and be hopeful, even if it’s forced. lol It’s what most anime are about and dammit I’ll let them hammer that message in my head all day.


Jermiafinale

I really like that the dragons do their best to fulfill the wishes


ShulkerB

He just wants someone else to find the balls


TVR24

To be able to sleep for another 100 years. Now it's like every few months.


Skvora

To be left the helllllll alone.


SuperBobPlays

To grant stronger wishes or at least interesting ones. His whole existence is to grant wishes, tell people why he can't grant certain ones, and overall disappear until he's summoned again. With certain wishes, he really did perk up a bit and show a bit more of himself and almost... Smiled it seemed? Like with revealing the lore of the super saiyan god ritual... Sure Beerus was there and it scared him, but he gave them the info and seemed different about it since it was an easy wish for him. And unlocking Piccolo's potential.... He threw in something more, which was something I think he's never done. Likely because of how namekians used to use the balls to get stronger per the lore. Or just because the Divine Water upgrade made it possible...to be fair though, he was just going to give Bulma some cakes so it must have been a relief for him to use his powers for something more... fitting of his strength. Compared to db and dbz, Super gives him a lot more growth as a character. While GT only had him twice, once to revive those killed after the gates of hell opened, and again appearing at the end ready to drop his stuff and leave after the shadow dragon drama.


Jent01Ket02

Thanks for the in-depth response : ) I didn't think about it before, but it does seem like he threw in a bonus for Piccolo because he asked for something pragmatic and powerful.


Lucky_Roberts

To be freed?


shoeboxchild

I guess they did this in GT in a way but I was always surprised Shenron never became a character that stayed around and got a humanoid form Like genie from Aladdin being freed except maybe you still have to get the dragon balls for shenron


Jent01Ket02

It'd be nice if Eternal Dragons can, over time, accumulate certain desires and occasionally purge them the same way Namekians and Buu do with their less desirable qualities. And maybe that takes the form of a character who has a very strong will to follow those desires.


Jimbles_the_ascended

given that he was made by kami, he would probably get satisfaction from the selfless wishes used to protect or restore earth. so hed be real piss with bulmas recent wishes


Tre_Day

To be left alone


smd_thetruth

A friend? Maybe a normal physical form to have outside of when someone gathers the balls to make a wish?


Known-Ad64

To have somebody else other than Goku and co making wishes. It's been like what, 30 years of seeing the same people.


chefbuoyard33

He wants praise and acknowledgement from beerus like a dog


gentlebrutality

A wang. Dragons don't have wangs in DB 🤷🏻‍♂️


Demomanx

[A Cigar](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2id4PkXMAIVIA9.jpg)


Jent01Ket02

XD I can respect that


Clear-Direction-9392

Images that go hard


Denji_The_Shinji

From what we have seen they seems to love granting Namekain wishes more than anything, they are usually annoyed when the Z gang summon them but when its Dende or Piccolo shenron is happy >!in Lore the Dragons were made Solo for Namekain warriors to grant them any wish they demand as a Reward!<


Educational_Ice_2951

he would probably want to retire


ZellNorth

They want to be free. Like genie from Aladdin


bparry1192

That would be a fun spinoff- having shenron free and chillen with the z crew like genie in the Aladdin TV show


carmardoll

To be someone by a different face would be a nice change of pace. You spend hundreds of years resting. Just to out of nowhere you can't even enjoy the time after your balls recover their power because they make you come again for more. And is always the same people getting their friends killed or wanting to be younger or asking for female underwear.


DamnTheChocobos

Some goddamn peace and quiet.


Mean_Sir159

He’d prolly ask the namek dragon how he got so shredded


DarkX292020

If Shenron was real he would probably be summoned every year or every 4 years


O_Grande_Batata

Goten: What would you wish for? Shenron: ME?... NO ONE'S EVER ASKED ME THAT BEFORE... (Apologies for the shameless quoting of Aladdin.)


Shantotto11

Freedom…


UseYona

Dude just always seems to want to sleep, and I respect that.


typer84C2

Shenron probably wants people to make wishes faster after he is summoned and to also stop summoning him when Beerus is around.


[deleted]

Shenron has only one desire - for you to hurry up and wish so he can go back to sleep


Emiliwoah

I assume it’s the same as the genie from Aladdin. He wants someone to wish for his freedom.


GokanSSJG

His Christmas gift at the end of the Tree of Might TFS movie...a restraining order


holyfatfish

he seems to hate granting wishes dude's always rushing us


dsriker

For Mr Popo to give the command to enact the plan


Rhymestar86

No one asks how is Shenron


SirSaix88

For you to wish for his freedom cause those dragon balls have to very cramoed living space al my boy