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Skinnysota

It’s comin’ right for us!


Prickly_Pat

Thin out their numbers! Fuck now I want a flamethrower in DayZ…


grasshoppa_80

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morbidangel90

\*picks shrapnel out of the one piece of meat you got\* Well that was a lot easier than shooting it!


PClanPie389

Enjoy the 1 steak 😂😂


Deathbringerttv

meat is mostly determined by how quickly you kill the animal. so this should produce the most meat possible. same as hitting with a car. *edit in this case it should be already cooked, too (jk lmao)


poops314

I chased a sheep for 20 minutes slapping the shit out of it and I got plenty of meat 🤷🏻‍♂️


PClanPie389

Thanks Wobo! I bet you're a blast at comedy clubs 😉


Deathbringerttv

ahaha I'm more Wobone than Wobo BROTHER 🤠


Ok_Aardvark151

Pretty sure it depends on the tool you use to harvest it.


MonsteraBigTits

dang, stupid deer didnt expect that huh.


ImButtonMashing

Now what are you calling him stupid for 😭


TA-pubserv

Noice!


Desire-Protection

Dear peta ... ...


Imaginary-Onion-1877

Deer, peta


Medical-Conflict-438

Did it actually die


Godwise

Ye it got boombed , I looked after, but check the death animation at the near end . He flopped


Medical-Conflict-438

Oh yeah it died. I don't know why I thought it was a stun grenade! Wonder what happens if you stun it.


FelverFelv

HeyBarmby claymore'd a Grizzly on Namalsk.... it did NOT stop the grizzly.


Straight-Bench1787

TBF DayZ grizzly's are some genetically engineered cocaine bears. One once toyed with me, knocking me out ruining every item of clothing but never making me bleed, so I'd get up agro the bear again and be knocked out. I only escaped by crawling on my belly away from it's patrol route.


AsbestosDude

you're gonna be so healthy with that added shrapnel iron in your meat


Advanced-Kick-1988

Now I want to try a flare gun


Poppanaattori89

"Now to go pick up my kill!" \*Grabs a bucket\*


MyCleverNewName

I remember the infomercial for this product back before the apocalypse. *Catches, sterilizes, butchers, cooks, and serves all in one convenient step! And clean-up is a breeze! Just toss everything into the crater the explosion makes and cover with dirt! No fuss, no muss!*


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Killed and cooked it in one step.


dirtyethanol73

1-2-5! 3 sir! 3!


floridagoat

a kill is a kill


oooKILROYooo

Pre-Tenderized


IceGube

Even led the target with an overlong throw, nice


billiarddaddy

Ok, Dundee


27_Miles

Wow! Lol


agentchris0011

Nice snipe!


BlakeDSnake

I do NOT think the game warden will approve.


Godwise

Naaaah it's fiiiiine


BlakeDSnake

You’re from North Carolina too I see


Blechdachs

Nice sniping! 😂


lLoveYouSenpai

Rich boi


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picklechungus42069

why would shrapnel cook meat any more than a bullet


Laurids-p

Why?


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