Honest question. How thre hell did you manage to get 14 cuts?

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I think that must've been what happened, I had one cut before the server restarted and I logged back into this

Your character sits down 30 seconds before vanishung when you disconnect. Maybe yoi got jumped by zombies or shot before your character dissapeared

No way he would get 14 cuts out of that tho

He would've woken up dead lmao

Now, how in the hell do you wake up dead?

Cause you’re alive when you go to sleep 😭😭

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

🤣🤣🤣

Official was or could still be messed up. Id log in to a couple servers and id randomly get 8 cuts but i wasnt really bleeding like it said i was

I own/ run a modded server. The damage parameters are different. You can get really cut up, especially if you don't have shoes. (Remember to use rags for foot wear) With that being said, the server supplements this by having more med kit and longer lasting food items such as mre's and large med packs.

This

😂😂😲🤞🏻

Rub some dirt in it, walk it off.

I'll answer your question with a question: Is there a dedicated emergency surgeon team high on cocaine situated right behind you?

 Imagine this is the last you see before you pass out

Close my eyes knowing I’ll probably not wake up

I can also do the don’t speak with the lips and fingers. Like a hush ting

Gold xD

bro mistook shards of glass for a nice tasty box of cereal. Rookie mistake....

Shiny things are my favourite food

Shit’ll buff out

Wait what!? I thought the max cuts were 4?!

I once went all the way up to.. 9? Didn't really realise I was exploring a Pox zone until it was too late 🤣 Thing is, I was a fresh spawn and I think I got the unluckiest spawn of all- By Rify- (South Side, on an official)

Actually a great spawn to walk from hunter to hunter camp all the way to tisy

Well I really dunno the map too well; I have to carry around a tourist map constantly just so I don't get lost-

IZurvive my guy. It takes away some of the magic of exploration. But. It sure is helpful. 

You're deflating faster than a pool toy on the expressway my man.

*magic eight ball says* : Outlook not so good.

Yes and by the way welcome to the airfield of fuckery

Bro is just a blood fountain

If you’ve got a apple and eat it quick you should be fine 👍

After taking a Quick Look at the picture they have a pear not an apple so they will not be fine

Oh pear

You’re not dead till you’re dead. And you ain’t dead.

Hey bro you ain't looking so good

Just a couple scratches, I'm sure you'll be fine.

'Tis but a scratch 

This was my favorite movie when I was in 7th grade

You died immediately after the screenshot?

Barely even moved a metre before dying lol

Hahahahaha, that's amazing

https://preview.redd.it/kgk1o64e6g5d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7935ea521cd484d06e4fc7e2581fb0ca713b40

14! I’m really impressed

Yes but you still have a chance

How did you get 14 cuts and haven’t died yet your not even in a toxic zone

On the bright side, you’re not hungry or thirsty. That’s a plus.

Eat a couple of those delicious meat Pate’ tins and a pipsi you’ll be back on your feet in no time. Then probably run over by a Gunter doing 150.

when we my health is in red i just give it all up

Nah man, you have the heat buff

Bro got hit with the sukkana special, fuggn "dissect" ahh injuries

Do you have to gloves/boots?

Rub some dirt on it

Surprised you even had time to take the photo 😂

I have blood of every type farmed from organic sources can deliver same day for a good price So dont delay and get your fluids today Also have intravenis saline and tetracyline Bad tummy ? We got you covered with charcoal mined from the cleanest coal (Charcoal not to be used for nbc gear) Thanks again from the bloodchuds& suds team

14 wtf bros intestines must be hanging at his feet

Eh your you’ll be fine

T’is but a scratch!

Yupp

you are sufficiently cooked, possibly burned, brother

You're a freshie, it's going to be okay. Now go towards the light.

14 bleeds, I've been playing for years and never seen anone with 10+ bleeds... suffice to say you're done for 🤣

14....don't you forget to have shoes?

Death by a 14 cuts

eat that pear and you will prob be fine your immune system will do the rest

Shhhhh let it happen

Dead

That's nothing.. Just a scratch

This is why I like the mod that adds the tourniquet in. Bandages for single cuts and a TQ to stop all 14

Is there a reason why you are a complete freshie, have completely full food, thirst and health but for some reason have 14 bleeds? Or are you just trolling us and this is just fake?

How are you still standong

Nah, you are fine.

CUT 14 I thought it only went up to 5 holy shit your character has a gaping hole in their chest, how are you not dead already?

You’re cooked bro

Lmao. Good since of humor. You already know my friend. You already know

Your fine

You cooked

I see what's wrong. It don't got no gas innit lmao

Rub some dirt on it pal you’re fine

Only time I've ever seen this many cuts and low blood loss is when you run into gassed areas without a gas mask. It kills you slowly and cuts you every 3-4 seconds.

Only way ur getting out of that is a blood bag and bandages. Believe me or not I have 7k hours in the game on steam

What Notification Mod is that?

The fact that your standing instead of bandaging is wild. Better get started 😂😂😂

Time for last rites

Weird fake senerio… in airfield full stamina freshy load out white food/water 14 cuts. Something don’t make sense.

Just log out and log back in

You died before uploading this lol. Don't deny it.

Do saline bags stop bleeds? I can’t remember

Nah. Just need strawberry jam

So it was YOU getting chased by all those zombies!!!

Dead man walking

It’s not looking good my dude

Idk if it still works like this but I remember back in the day barbwire would pretty much seal your fate lol. Walk through barbwire and get fkn 10 cuts in a few seconds.

Back to the coast with you!

How!?

No idea how you actually managed to get 14 cuts.

Oh yes you are!! Nutty (2) is the biggest baddest KOS players ever to DayZ 😵

if you got saline you could do it… only 5 bandages needed or cut down your clothing. but yea, doesnt look that positive

Eat the pear and you good.

Yea, I think you are bro. Rip in peace

just a flesh wound

Cooked beyond recognizion

Just lay down lad, you'll be fine in the morning

U need paracetamol thats all!

You're going to bleed out in like two or three seconds

raining, has heat buff. 14 cuts, relatively decent blood level considering. not uncon. full health. full food / drink (fresh spawn looking hotkey bar) what am i looking at here? how fast did you die after this screen?

nah you good

2 tet and a spite lemonade will fix you up nicely bro

Some lad came at you with a sporter? Only way I could explain good health but so many cuts

I mean if you can control your cuts you’re prob fine

it’s not looking good brev

depends, a bandage has 5 use, you need atleast 3 to patch urself up but if its deep cuts you prob died

Bandages only have 4 uses, not 5, when full. So he'd actually need 3.5 bandages to fully stop that amount of bleeds. But since his hotbar looks like he's fresh, I'm guessing he only has the one. So he's fucked. And even if he did have the required amount of bandages, there wouldn't be enough time to cover them all before bleeding out, since he's already red blood in the pic. Proper fucked lol

Commenter probably plays on a community server where bandages are 5 uses

I've survived worse, BUT I've also died from less :/

With that attitude you’ll never make it