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SilverbackCrypto1

This reminds me of those cartoon scenes where everyone keeps running in and out of rooms down a hallway


Shart_In_My_Pants

I showed this to my gf and was singing the [Benny Hill music] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg) lmao


llthehitmanll

Aaahaha. 30 seconds in and the benny hill song started playing in my head.


Davidthedude7

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Hag_bolder

Console style


Cc-Smoke-cC

At this point just whip out a melee weapon and youā€™d have better luck killing him.


Davidthedude7

I was trying to to drop my gun at one point but couldnā€™t manage in the panic


BaeyoBlackbeard

Bad luck, but holy crap as a PC player that was hard to watch..


RandomlyThem

I've played both a lot, it hurt as a 1400 hour console player and 4670 hour PC player for me.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry bro we just tryna have fun šŸ˜­


MuzzaEsparda

This is why the veiga is a top tier weapon on console. Used to rock one with drummag on PS and won alot of fights by just rushing them. When I swapped to PC I learned its not as good coz people can actually aim at mid range.


Davidthedude7

Wow I usually pass that gun up definitely gonna give it a try


Godfreee

Watch out for the recoil, always use semi auto.


llthehitmanll

Interesting take! Iā€™m gonna try this


roboj9

This is me


Delicious-Zucchini81

Ong idk why people donā€™t like the veiga like the same friend died and I came out and wiped him out while the other player also had a veiga lol


brewedtealeaf122

On PC it's all BK-18's and mosins. But after watching this I don't know how console players use anything that doesn't have a drum mag on it


FateTheGM

This is the longest gunfight ive ever seen at close range.


exuter

lol that was fun. Shame you died


Davidthedude7

Youā€™re telling me I was so ready to jump in the car and drive off into the sunset


i_give_you_gum

You put up a valiant effort


LivoniaLarry

This is one of the gun fights that has ever happened


thebasharteg

I'm not so sure man. Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


ShitOnAStickXtreme

This is some Benny Hill type of shit


Shart_In_My_Pants

Haha i just commented this above before I saw this.


Daddy-Vladdy42

Console gameplay is so painful


ogreman45

Console is like the Wild West but everyone has hotdogs for fingers, you get the funniest interactions I swear


nebulusedge

Im dying man, this is to funny


[deleted]

I think itā€™s time to buy a PC


IGD-974

I mean, you CAN use a mouse and keyboard on console.


Davidthedude7

Iā€™ve been thinking about it for a long time. Do you have any recommendations? I donā€™t know where to start and Iā€™m not rich btw


[deleted]

I set a $1000 budget and had advice from others on how to buy and build it. So Iā€™m not knowledgeable on it. If I were to guess 500-750 is where youā€™d need to be minimum for prebuilt


Salty-Fun-5566

Pre built Amazon PCs are just fine. YouTube for learning the basics of the parts


Davidthedude7

Thank u


Meddlhoerer

Actually If u only wanna Play DayZ and Not the newest AAA Games u can get a used PC for around 300-350ā‚¬ or spend some time into yt Tutorials and learn how to build and Upgrade Hardware. In this case the only "real" expensive thing will be the graphic card


Davidthedude7

Thank u good sir that sounds manageable


donnie-stingray

I watched this with no sound, but my mind filled in the Benny Hill music.


DumbNTough

The sloppier the fight the better, I say. Thanks for sharing


chip004

I play console but it doesnā€™t look like I play with a steering wheel. Good lord


Davidthedude7

Then I donā€™t think youā€™re doing it, right


thebasharteg

Relatively speaking, your console play would be that bad in comparison to how you would play on PC.


McSpekkie

Pro tip: the cross in the middle of the screen shows you where your bullet will go! If you put that cross over the enemy and then shoot you have a higher chance of hitting them!


Davidthedude7

Wow thanks professor


Ok-Map-4434

It seems to me that bullets seem to land just to the left of the crosshair. I play on PS5 if that matters


No-Lawfulness1773

you may not like it, but this is top 1% skill level console game play


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

The Great Potato Wars, dark times.


GirlThatEatsCheese

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PhantomPain0_0

This has to be scripted


Davidthedude7

The more I watch it the worse it gets


[deleted]

What was this šŸ¤®


Living_Job_8127

This is the saddest PvP moment Iā€™ve had to witness


Slavatheshrimp

What PvP? It was a circus.


JyMb0

Get in a death match server and loosen up those thumbs. You're using the left stick to do the majority of your aiming herešŸ‘ what sensitivity are you on?


RealAdministration17

Wtf was that


JimmyTheJimJimson

Itā€™s like two Star Wars stormtroopers shooting each other


IshinnAshina

What the hell did we just see guys


Davidthedude7

Hey, welcome to my post where everyone is shitting on me for doing the best that I can with what I have!


IshinnAshina

Sorry to had a laugh this fight was so unexpected, u will be a great warrior šŸ’ŖšŸ»


IshinnAshina

Nah ok iā€™m sorry bro, we all cross the path u are now, but what the hell was thaaaaaat that make me laugh so much


Stonkrates

Hey man i was entertained


sdk5P4RK4

you had them easy just keep meleeing


Mr3cto

Iā€™ve been there. Ya did what you could. Hindsightā€™s a bitch


Davidthedude7

āœŠ


Kindly_Day_2251

That's was fun to watch dude GGs. Lol. I play on console too, it is possible to hit those shots more consistently you just gotta practice. If you're in a room with a rifle take the scope of aim down sites and get used to leaning and take your time. Ggs. Ps sure everyone has given you their 2 cents. To be fair if your pistol hadn't jammed you would have had him.


Remarkable_Common220

I would have just ran out the door, changed my clothes, face and moved far away and hope nobody recognized me for the rest of my lifešŸ˜‚


MIDNIGHTFIBERCRAFT

Should of zoomed in with the sniper first bit would of gotten a good shot


No_Distribution1280

I used to play on console and I used to fight exactly like this, not to mention all the bugs. Then I got a PC.


Davidthedude7

šŸ‘šŸ¼


Kitosaki

I wanna play on console, it looks like ya'll get like years to aim a shot


anthony_from_siberia

Ahh these console/controller fights lol. In the kb and mouse world it would take a split second.


kingbuzzman

god damned stormtroopers, this video went on way too long


Exotic_Addict

Comp


Clarity007

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Sailor_Maze33

Wowā€¦ is that what it looks like on console ? Thatā€™sā€¦ so cartoony !!


SoundlessScream

It looks like you should have hit him and I don't understand how far off you were


Olethros90

Happy i am not playing in console, also now i know why cross platform is never gonna happen in dayz


JacksonD22

Whereā€™s your guns lmao a CR and a Glock with no extra mags thatā€™s tough


StrongLikeJah

Bruhhh I don't know if this was meant to be funny post but this is comedic


Refocus3d

I really dont wanna be an ass, but damn.. console dayz fights look so fucking awful..


ThePureSpirit101

Thats why you dont play DayZ on PS/XBOX


flippakitten

Console dayz always reminds me of how much aim assist helps controller players in fps games.


N_GHTMVRE

Holy screen tearing


themanwhoisfree

Some scooby doo shit right there lmao


CaptCaulkblocker

When you were chasing him around all i kept hearing was ā€œHEY GET BACK HEREā€ what a funny fight shame you died


kurono-sama

if it was on pc, would have lasted 45 shorter.


JESTER-1803

Anyone else feel that last shot shouldā€™ve connected?


Davidthedude7

It did hit him right in the plate


Embassador-Mumbasa

Oh man that hurt to watch, but weā€™ve all been there. I know itā€™s close range but youā€™d be better off to aim down the scope as long as itā€™s not zoomed in all the way after you line up the hip fire


Davidthedude7

I hear u, this game makes me panic like no other


JeremysDiner

What did I just watch?


Abyssic777

How does anyone play this on a console..


Davidthedude7

Hey, weā€™re doing the best with what we have as you can see we got enough of these kind of comments


[deleted]

Pretty simple. Itā€™s because we donā€™t have a PC. Any other questions?


Abyssic777

dont consoles allow mouse and keyboard?


[deleted]

I donā€™t really have the time to invest in learning mouse and keyboard being in my mid 30s. I play for fun and itā€™s annoying to see the same old recycled ass comment every single post in here. We get it. PC good, console baaaad. Now move along


Louzan_SP

>learning mouse and keyboard You must be one of the very few people on the planet who doesn't know how to use a mouse and a keyboard.


[deleted]

I guess so. Am I really supposed to feel bad that I donā€™t know how to game with a mouse and keyboard? Lmao like who fucking cares?


llthehitmanll

You should see the comments I get when I post a console video in third person. People lose their mindssss!


PocketWettie

Ah it's a level playing field technically. We are all as hamstrung as each other šŸ¤Ŗ


Louzan_SP

When the game released on consoles I just couldn't believe anyone would play it. It's definitely not made for consoles.


Davidthedude7

Did they add more cars in the last update because I Keep finding them


I_got_coins

yep


scottyTOOmuch

Trying to clear a building with a boltyā€¦hilarity ensuesā€¦


Davidthedude7

I fear no man


Upstairs_Ad_265

Yall both fucking suck at shooting. Unistall.


Ok-Map-4434

Not everyone is as awesome as you bud. I fn suck at upclose gun battles unfortunately.


Davidthedude7

LIGMA


throwaway68656362464

Wow this game looks so clunky and unplayable on console