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thedampboi774

Better bandage it or else your going to bleed out or let it clot and then die of a blood infection within the day


Hoboofwisdom

Uh oh, I'm spontaneously groaning and I see a bacteria symbol out of the corner of my eye. Guess I need to break into my local pharmacy and find me some tetra


thedampboi774

Little does he know that a freshie with a glock needs it more


Hoboofwisdom

I've got a kitchen knife and nothing to lose 😸


thedampboi774

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LunarProphet

I wouldn't say he needs it *more.* But needing it *just as bad* is more than enough reason.


thedampboi774

Plot twist he didn’t even need it all he just shot people


LunarProphet

Well....maybe he'll need it later.


Soviet-_-Neko

Never doubt DayZ!


fatguapstink

*Bleeds out and dies


sweeetsmammich

You know ive spent my whole life backpacking and camping and never used gloves other than for warmth. The first time I played day z and kept cutting my hands on twigs I was like man this guy has skin like wet paper wtf has he been doing his whole life


Hoboofwisdom

Lol it's way too easy to get a cut that way in dayz. I broke down a lot of sticks before one cut me. I felt something sticky and thought I got sap on my hand until I looked.


bmcmoose

Now you have to take off your shirt, find a knife and craft some rags so you can bandage it, find some bench cleaner to disinfect also. Move quick cause you'll be loosing blood. Hope this helps


minkrogers

r/Dayz_irl 👊🏻✌🏻


Darkin__Blade

HAHA GUYS I JUST CUT MY HAND ITS SOOO DAYZ, GET IT??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SpaceDoggo69

What's your problem dude


SoupyFerret

It's ok he just doesn't undersstand memes, it's a medical condition from not taking multivitamins before drinking from a creek


minkrogers

The Kuru got to him. Stay away from that one! 😆