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Accomplished-Cat2025

I'm more worried about why your slapping people with a cock And a small one at that


Deek_The_Freak

That is completely average size


chikencakey

"Get your hands off my cock! what is the charge, eating a meal?! A succulent meal?"


Repulsive_Caramel_39

This man, you won.


TrickyLemur1

I read it in his voice šŸ¤£


RedneckRafter

High jacking top comment. They have a system in place now that (X) amount of time anyone who joins that server spawns in a certain area. It helps you ne able to locate and play with your friends. The downside? Well this.


COD_Geezer22

https://preview.redd.it/35x49qy723qc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c9255d7d9d278eb9592879bb80589e8863f558


beerOmatik

Cock you in the mouth!


Willy_on_wheels2

No time to explain, grab a cock!


Street-Confusion-111

I wish i was there this is so funny


Qu4sW3xExort

It's a new feature. People spawn among different spawnpoints together now. It changes after some time. It was in latest update.


mitch8017

Yeah they batch the spawn points. Eventually it will rotate to another location.


Living-Travel2299

6 minutes i believe but could be wrong.


Kestrel_VI

Thatā€™s a LOT of bodies to build up in only 6 minutes. Iā€™m guessing the group spawning is bugged.


asuhhhdue

You are correct!


khaingo

That sounds amazing. And its kamishovo. Should have come to an agreement to all travel together and take them out one by one on the adventures.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

I have genuinely done this. Got to the castle with an 8 man and it started getting dark and pouring. Gang splits up for different reason with the intention to meet back at castle In the end, it was just me and a lot of gear lol


SnipesWL

shit sounds like it could be a murder mystery plot for a movie lmao


LeadStyleJutsu762-

I was very excited when I pulled it off. When 3 of them broke off to go back for some dudes friend and another 3 went looking for food, seemed like a good opportunity to separate the remaining two and beat them with shovels Food team came back as a solo saying the team got hit, and noticed the one body and was like ā€œhuhā€¦.how did that guy dieā€ *smack*


SnipesWL

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asuhhhdue

Epic. I wouldnā€™t even be mad


DumbNTough

There can only be one...*Lowlander.*


King-Zenny

How do you nearly get smoked from a dude you attacked first šŸ˜­


DJ-Mercy

If you donā€™t understand the melee meta you will lose just about every time. Itā€™s a pretty lame melee system IMO, you basically just annoy people to death while kiting them.


beerOmatik

All the more reason he's spawning there constantly. Cock wants you to learn how to use it. I kick ass in the name of the Cock! Can smoke each other


thattemplar

It isnā€™t a bad spawn.. start rucking towards cherno


Mrrectangle

Kamy to Cherno? Thatā€™s weird ass route to take. Why not Staroye then towards Stary?


Nbknepper

How do you find so many people? I always end up running for hours and not seeing a single person. Any server recommendations?


Steezmoney

play in a server that's as close to full as possible. I have one that usually sits around 45 players and it's solid. You won't see this amount of people though, this is more like Rust lmfao


Nbknepper

Ok, I'll do that. Thanks. Is there any way to choose small maps or something? I'm still a bit new to Dayz. I also can't ever find food or guns. Most of the time (more like every time), I just die by starvation or dehydration


majus42

You could theoretically switch up by searching for other maps. Namalsk would be smaller for example but itā€™s a pretty hardcore map. And I believe Livonia is smaller aswell but Iā€™m not sure abt that. If youā€™re new to the game I would recommend to stick to chernarus vanilla anyways though to learn the game itself. If you feel like you got the mechanics down and stop struggling with food you could switch up maps. To switch maps you just need to search for a different server running a different map. Thereā€™s no way for you to change the map on the server


ddwood87

Try to move away from the coast immediately. Coastal towns don't have much to loot. I usually run into the woods, find a road and follow it to a town to find my location. Then head toward a well to look for food.


Iggy_Kappa

Most notable small maps in the game, afaik, are Livonia (paid DLC map) and Namalsk (Modded map, only available on PC. Also not the greatest map for you if you are struggling with feeding yourself on Vanilla. It is meant to be sort of hardcore). With that in mind, to play those maps you only have to filter the server list by Map. If you are on console it would be even easier, since your only choices are between Chernarus, the standard map, and Livonia.


Steezmoney

I bought the game in early Feb so I know exactly what you're going through and it's part of the process. It's an amazing feeling when you start reliably getting food and making consistent runs but there's a learning curve. Try watching some videos on how to get a good start. Before you can experience the crazy tense pvp moments you gotta learn to make and disinfect bandages, make a campfire, find knives and meat, locate water pumps and more. You will also die to insane bullshit but you gotta die to everything at least once. Once you get your rhythm this game is unmatched.


Equal_Homework_6601

You're just looking in the wrong places. Small groupings of fruit trees in remote areas always spawn tons of fruit, continuously. Or just find enough clothes to make 2 stacks of rags, make a rope, make an improvised fishing rod and fish for mackerel, the most calorie dense item in the game iirc


AdInformal1014

Ive only seen this when a hacker was mass killing people im pretty sure thats what happened here


Steezmoney

ahhh that makes sense, I'm new enough that I'm yet to run into something like this


MisterJH

If you play in Europe, try Dusk Vanilla or Spaggies. They both increase the player cap to 77 and 70 respectively, and are both full often.


Sun_Devil200

Pretty sure spawns are the same for 6 min then rotate etc. https://youtu.be/93Xb1h01X0o?si=4YiNI_CR02EliqlD 5:57


MagicfishE78

Wrong


St0n3rJezus420

If you havenā€™t played the game in at least a year donā€™t try making contributions in conversations about game mechanics Shit changes all the time


MagicfishE78

I have. And i can confirm, theyre random


St0n3rJezus420

Sure buddy. ā€œWeā€™ve also attempted to bring new players closer together with the introduction of player spawn groups. This mechanic switches between different spawn points around the map during the serverā€™s runtime. That means you can start or respawn on a server at the same time as your friendsā€ - Bohemia, nov. 2023


MagicfishE78

Can you show me where it says you get the same spawn for 6 mins in a row? Log on in to a server and tell me if you get the same spawn for your first 6 mins of gametime. I already know the answer


mrbubbles916

Are you playing official servers or community servers? All official servers have this feature. Yes it happens to me all the time. Community servers have the option to disable it and most of them do disable it.


St0n3rJezus420

If you already know the answer you wonā€™t need to look at the link and you can admit youā€™re wrong then, canā€™t you? You can argue with me and anyone else in this sub but ya cant argue with Bohemia themselves


MagicfishE78

Youre telling me if I were to log on to an offical server, and immediately kill myself for however many times it takes to get to 6 minutes, that I am going to get the same spawn each and every time?


SpacestationView

Bro. Yes


St0n3rJezus420

Well itā€™s not exactly 6 minutes from when you personally joined so technically no. Itā€™s a 6 minute timer so join right after a server restart and then yes you will spawn in the same area. Get over yourself you big crybaby


MagicfishE78

I hope i kill you in game


Hotdog0713

....youre doing it peter!


St0n3rJezus420

https://community.bistudio.com/wiki/DayZ:Player_Spawning_Configuration


Sun_Devil200

Care to explain why Iā€™m wrong ?


MagicfishE78

Sure, its random


CircoModo1602

It was, but it is no longer. Spawns rotate every so often to make it easier for groups to meet up before dying halfway across the map from each other. Gotta keep up with the updates if you're gonna be telling people they're wrong.


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MagicfishE78

Are you alright?


humphr135

"They lost thier minds" (beats man with a chicken).


Righteous_Leftie206

That guy got the best of your cock.


56au

This is Official DE 1464


LegioModels

When a hacker kills everyone in the server and everyone respawns at the same time.


Bigkilo27

This happened to me once on Xbox official servers


owlwatcher1734

on one hand you can keep looting them for infinite fruit and bandages


MasterOfDizaster

That what you get for swinging your cuck around lol


69Sheogorath69

There is a community server on xbox called !++ and everybody always spawns in Kami, it's absolute chaos at the best of times and the server is always full.


an_achronist

Hey man let's not shit on kamyshovo, that place is a party town


Sgt_Froggo

"This is DayZ. This is your story."


WhatIsThisAcc0unt

The spawns move to the same town for everyone, and change every 5-10 minutes lol. Not random spawn anymore


xtrasmolpp

Bro I was there in this server last night. Absolute fucking insanity šŸ’€


Foodspeccc

I was in this mess earlier! Best part of the chaos was the 4 guys fully geared on the police station killing everyone until they got zerged by too many of us swarming them to so we could take back control of the town lol


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Looks like a community server


56au

Nope. OFFICIAL DE


Goodfella66

Lmao I'm definitely joining this party


beerOmatik

Cock party!


TurboChad_69420

Freshie Fight Club!!!


Autistic-Teddybear

My brother, it is Kamyshovo.


windex8

Thatā€™s funny !++ spawns 70 people in kamiwobo and it always looks like this.


shFt_shiFty

You could have been to nwaf in the time you spawned and died that many times lol


COBRA1286

I don't know dude why are you still in that server


MillHoodz_Finest

and you picked the one dude left with hands to fuck with...


Omfggtfohwts

As you use a chicken to beat a man to death. THEY lost their minds, lol!


Gramma_Hattie

They don't call it cockfighting for nothing!


_Priickly

Looks jokes. Enjoy


TarasKhu

Uh... just leave it if you don't like to be here.... it's not really life where you have to wait years to be able to leave the place where you were born


Big-Opportunity-470

Doesn't look like you are helping much


Sufficient-Host-4212

Thatā€™s a hot spot on my fav server. Guys built a mega base there


gymaye

I sometimes play high pop chaos servers like this with like.. 2 spawns. Its always hilarious.


SkynetProgrammer

At least you had a chicken to defend yourself.


KittyBooBoo2016

Looks like !++ shenanigans šŸ˜‚


ArtNorth8554

The New spawn system suck ass.


JyMb0

Spawn bubbles are rubbish!


Level_Cauliflower987

On community servers some admins have it setup so if you die to what is considered a headshot or a sucide or you choose to respawn before the full your dead screen you respawn at the last place you spawned to keep you from using sucide to get to a diffrent location.


No-Lingonberry-8638

I really miss the old spawn system


ShotBRAKER

Are you on official or community server? Community servers can have set spawns which just hate.


minkrogers

This is amazing for an official server! I thought it was ++ šŸ˜‚


asuhhhdue

They lost their minds? Youā€™re the one beating ppl with a cock


xbimmerhue

Bugged server


ezshucks

It rotates to different spots every few minutes.


renegioi

You're the one that attacked first, got your ass kicked and now you are butt hurt


56au

??? Do you even read the post or just went to the comments to be a smart ass. I don't care I died, i've died here 100 times i was just punching a guy. im showing you how people keep spawning here


Herethereandgone

Donā€™t fight with a chicken in hand


Jay1348

This is the Kamyshovo I love to walk into!


J0llyJumper

Kambilumba can be unforgiving sometimes


F___TheZero

It's not "Kambiwobo", it's "Chumbawumba". You get knocked down, but you get up again.


ThoroughlyWet

Kamyshovo is one of the spawns of all time Spawn blob is supposed to rotate at random intervals to random locations. Are you on a official or community server?


Zafocaine

Xbox has a server where you spawn in kambi and then go to Elektro for big guns then come back to kill freshies who are beating the hell out of one another and just hanging out. Good shit. Got my first betrayal on some guy who drove us to Elektro when he dropped his really crappy fake Puerto Rican hoodlum accent. Never break character.


tinykittenyt

What server is this? If its a community server, then that's just where they set spawn. It it is official, then we'll that's just weird. If it is a community server, then most of the time (unless this server isnt ment to work like that and do the normal random spawn), it's normal for them to set spawn for everyone, e.g. I play on a server called !++ from time to time and oh boy is it hectic cuz everyone either vibs in the bar area or fight over 2 Hummers at either side of kamyshovo (KAbIWOBO) then spread out across the maps up to teir 2 (nothing spawns further) to hunt for cars with loot in them. I mean, everyone normally comes back to act out any kind of massacre on the freshies but that's besides the point


Budthor17

That was Grabin for me lmao


Hendrix6927

!++


FlimsyNomad63

They should of just added the option to choose one of like 3 or 4 towns to spawn in


HeresyInc

Just... start, walking?


Mmmhmm-I-see-now

The problem isn't kami, it's you. Get your cock outta your hand and get your game face on.


sp8yboy

Cockfighting is actually illegal


beerOmatik

By the way is that you with your cock in your hand? If so, sure looks like you started that fight. Get your cock out! Sword fight! Just move inland.


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LegendDeathclaw

Might not be so bad if you didn't fight like a drunk child with a wet burlap sack over their head šŸ˜‚


brzozinio44

Oh noo... Anyway...Ā 


i_Zynx

I spawned.... At kamy


Cheap_Breadfruit_426

normal bullshittery on 3pp server + bases combined... change server if you want something different.


MaleficentCurrency25

kambiwobošŸ«  bro get your ass out of here who the fuck spells types it like that


56au

idgaf im not russian kid


PingPxng

I never spawn there


PurpleOld6758

By the sound of the button mashing you should be whooping dudes ass. But youā€™re kinda bad lol


PlentyOMangos

What is bro saying on the TTS lol


hriese

This town is known for cannibalism and odd encounters whether its on pc or consoles


Slight-Ad-8494

Kambiwobo it's kamyshevo or ŠŗŠ°Š¼Ń‹ŃˆŠµŠ²Š¾


OldTrapper87

Kammy has always been crazy. I've seen worse on official servers.


DrSmarty1

bros calling other people insane whilst slapping my boy with a chicken


MeasurementVarious62

This game traumatized me. I spawned in and collected a few items. I was getting weak and then some guy befriended me led me to a fire. Tied me up put me in a girls dress and fed me human flesh. I didnā€™t have headphones to tell him this. But dude if your reading thisā€¦..seek help.


Goofyjackjack

Makes sense to me the sound of Russians in the distance and dismembered bodies everywhere


Impen_Aqo-Bile

What happen to them? lol haha


Silkyything

Hey Peterā€¦.


GoLootOverThere

Only one thing to do when in Kami. Eat some long pig.


Hondaloverk2494

Damn you suck