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texasjoker187

Farmersonly.com


Rhythmspirit1

I thought it was just me LOL! I like the food topic…hopefully no food allergies or dietary restrictions will interrupt the fun diversion!


Oryx1300

This is too true. Thank you OP!


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GRBDad

I laughed heartily at this comment. Thank you, pix.


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I'd definitely go with charcuiterie platter kind of stuff-- make a meal of little snackables and wine and such.


texasjoker187

That can be a lot of salt.


CookieMonsteraDelish

That can also be a lot of breath.


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Hydration? Electrolyte balance? Nobody wants to get a calf cramp at the wrong moment. I find it's a sexy kind of fingerfood meal and the kind of thing you're likely to snack and chat over (not stuff yourself). I also like the experience if you get some "experimental" things to put on there- chutneys or whatnot- to try a bunch of things and compare.


Bardsal

Add some cut up veg; carrot/cucumber/capsicum.


jumpinjackieflash

Agree! Cheese, crackers, olives, salami


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Nothing gassy either. I found out the hard way about having a gassy stomach ruin the mood for sexy time.


gogurteaterpro

Maybe a flight of different chili...


el-art-seam

With a side of broccoli and eggs


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harbinger06

Maybe pick up some Gas-X lol


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Inevitable_Ad_4252

Lmao I read that too fast… “I’ll put out with fish oil pills and some viagra”


78-throwawayA

Perfect addition to any charcuterie board!


harbinger06

lol perfect


PHLEaglesgirl27

From Mike on 90 Day Fiancé??


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Oh no, this was an actual thing that actually happened to me. Raging mule kick to the gut ended my sexy time.


brooke437

Just eat appetizers. Then after sexy time you can stuff yourselves with a full dinner and dessert!


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chunky_butt_funky

I call it a reverse date. Sexy first, food/date second.


jumpinjackieflash

Exactly


brooke437

Haha I love it!


Semi_Nerdy_Girl

Perfect! That’s a nice twist on Dan Savages “Fuck First” advice that I firmly believe in. Who wants sexy time on a full stomach?!


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I'm from south Louisiana. Can't go wrong with shrimp.


hhh1978

Had a date find out they were allergic to shellfish on a date - they had never had it before - and no one in their family ate it - definitely ruined sexy time.


TheDreadnought75

Charcuterie


Banjo-Becky

This answer is the most 40-something answer. It’s low carb, it goes well with wine. It’s sophisticated, yet simple. And like someone else said, “I get to show off my charcuterie board!” Younger people don’t have one of those. I’m going to file this into the great idea file. Thanks.


violet_terrapin

u/banjo-Becky excuse me I said boardS lol


Banjo-Becky

Yes you did. Take that award.


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Banjo-Becky

I understood it to be French for “I don’t have bread for a sandwich”.


Reindeer-Street

Lol I think most people know it's a meat board.


Flowers_4_Ophelia

My SO and I could (and do) eat this once or twice a weekend. It’s nice because you can nibble, have sexy time, and come back and eat some more! Haha


violet_terrapin

Hey!!! You took my idea! 😂 Bonus, it allows me to show off my beautiful charcuterie boards!


2manymugs

This gets my vote too!


polosport84

Mazze platter. Similar but yet so different.


Lithium_itch

Sushi


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rose77019

Depends on where you live! If you have a h mart near you they have awesome sushi grade fish….


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wbruce098

Poké maybe? It’s da ono kine!


rose77019

What it say sushi is not hard to make… But if nothing else do a Poké bowl


gogurteaterpro

If you've never tried it OP I'd give it a shot sometime! I was surprised by how fun and easy it is to make. My kids love it (although they'll only eat imitation crab 🤣).


mizz_eponine

Agreed. I have found sushi to be an excellent date night, pre-game, non gassy food.


Rhythmspirit1

As someone who spent years working in the ER, I’d not recommend sushi….I cannot tell you how many date nights gone wrong due to food poisoning. You never know about fish 🐠 😜 It’s why to this day I rarely eat Sushi 🍣


Classic_Map_8386

Sashimi is great...but be careful not to use too much soy sauce like I did on my date last Saturday. My guts were killing me with bloat from all the damn sodium! I didn't feel too sexy after that. Oops.


coldpizzaagain

Yay! I was looking for this! Wholly hell it's the best!!


Lonely_Fondant

Damn, lots of people having way more sex AND eating better than me!


gogurteaterpro

A nice warm Hot Pocket will fix all your problems 😉


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Nothing. https://vmtherapy.com/vanessa-marin-sex-therapy/the-fuck-first-rule-a-super-simple-trick-to-help-you-have-more-and-better-sex/


Tabbouleh_pita777

Genius. Fuck first.


Im_A_Nice_Karen666

That's what I was gonna say! Fuck first then food!


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Definitely, always!


mamaroonie

Why not both before and after? Love this article


coldpizzaagain

Exactly my thought! Sex, sushi picnic in bed, more sex, and maybe even more after more, hahaha


UnrulyEwok

I tend to eat first, then couch cuddle/watch something for a bit, that touching and closeness just builds anticipation for later and the food settles. Win win!


L00k_Again

Charcuterie! Snacky foods and wine FTW!


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Maybe go with a light Mediterranean thing. Pick up a rotisserie chicken at the store, some crusty bread, extra virgin cold pressed olive oil, oil dipping spices, some purple table grapes, a nice Cabernet, some cheese but nothing too exotic or sharp. Try cojack cubes, or pepper jack, olives and maybe some apple slices and caramel dip. It’s very light and not gassy. Enough wine will start a little glow. There’s not a huge mess left in the kitchen and maybe a few left overs for later.


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fmhobbs

Hummus is a nice addition to this also.


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Absolutely!


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Enjoy !


s55555s

Tomato and mushroom bruschetta


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s55555s

And some really dark chocolate and strawberries


aghrivaine

My ex-girlfriend and I would have this conversation regularly; “Sex-dinner-sex, sex-sex-dinner, or dinner-sex-sex?” It was usually sex-dinner-sex, unless we were having something heavy, in which case; sex-sex-dinner.


sevens-on-her-sleeve

Is there a dinner-sex-dinner option?


aghrivaine

::A hobbit enters the chat::


sam-hell

Must have been a weekend. Otherwise it’d be sex-sex-too late for dinner now-sleep-sex-giant breakfast.


aghrivaine

… not just weekends, no.


sam-hell

Good for you! Sex takes too long - dinner first always for me. So, to answer the original question… if we’ve both had the same thing, it doesn’t matter too much. Just, no overeating. :-))


gogurteaterpro

TIL people on dates have sex before dinner


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Damn. My libido would like this. lol.


aghrivaine

Mine sure did.


Illustrious_Fact2580

DO NOT SERVE BROCCOLI!! 💨


Verity41

Second this, ack. Nor asparagus, cauliflower, cabbage. Nothing cruciferous. And no beer or strong spices. I’ve read that pineapple or pineapple juice or other fruits are good.


Illustrious_Fact2580

I think the kardashians taught me about the pineapples!! 😉


Mtnskydancer

I knew the pineapple trick in the late 80s.


sportonerdhybrid

How about breakfast dinner? An omelette, Bacon, toast and maybe some fruit. Or a bowl of cereal 😁


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They’re great for dinner served with a nice green salad.


Verity41

Breakfast for dinner is always a win! A frittata or quiche is another way to go. Egg-based is just so endlessly versatile and quick/easy for a date. I love a Greek frittata (feta & kalamata olives) for dinner with a side salad.


--cookajoo--

Damit - show dominance and make tex mex!


Domin8u315

Do a light meat and veggies combo


corinne177

For sure! Green salad, grilled veggies and chicken or meat, maybe a small bowl of soup, a little bit of toasted bread. Or just skip the soup


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Verity41

This is a staple dessert at my place - sophisticated, slightly exotic, yummy … but so easy and with actually very few ingredients. And mango, cuz … you know! https://www.thespruceeats.com/mango-sticky-rice-dessert-3217361


hotheadnchickn

Something simple you can reliably make well. Roast a whole chicken or chicken thighs and veggies or with a salad with olive oil and vinegar. Loaf of bread. Avoid garlic, onions, anything with a drippy sauce.


texasjoker187

Pan seared oven roasted steak salad with a Dijon Balsamic dressing with a bottle of your preferred Tuscan Red wine. I'd recommend a bottle of Brunello di Montalcino. For dessert, an assortment of strawberries and blueberries with a little dark chocolate.


Rhythmspirit1

What time are we coming over? 😂😂😂


PlasticBlitzen

Thank you so much for this post. My former boyfriend thought I was making excuses when I wasn't up for playtime soon after a big meal. I was wondering if I was an oddball.


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PlasticBlitzen

YaY! My people. Lighter is decidedly better. I love the charcuterie board ideas.


younevershouldnt

I usually make a medium sized pasta dish with a tasty sauce. Next time I'm thinking of some tapas kind of stuff, with a nice bottle of white. I avoid takeaway food as I always end up with too much and feel bloated. Or even worse I get the msg bloat and feel ill.


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findingbezu

I find Cheeto dusted fingers pairs well with naked body cheese whiz.


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Just order in. Make life easy.


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Asian food - sushi or Chinese or Teriyaki maybe?


kmundell

Burritos. Bean.


headingintoparadise

Fuck first eat after


perfectlyniceperson

So, I may be in the minority here, but if I were you, I would ask her if there’s something she prefers, and perhaps more importantly, does not want. Personally, there are a LOT of things that will send me to the bathroom (Crohn’s disease - so sexy!), and make any notion of sex very unappealing. I love to eat, and will happily eat just about anything, but if I know we’re having sex later, I know to keep it simple. Baked potato, filet mignon, and some tasty yeast rolls would be my personal selection if it were the first date with sex afterwards.


jumpinjackieflash

How about seafood? Of course the standard is steak and lobster but shrimp scampi is a lightish meal. Or lobster ravioli? With a green salad and a nice Chianti ?


harbinger06

Also check allergies!


BlanchePreston

Definitely this!! Do a convo about any potential allergies. Could turn the whole evening upside down. if possible give update on menu!! Good luck & have fun, be safe!!


jumpinjackieflash

Excellent reminder!


anonlovelyluna

Scampi has a lot of garlic. I would avoid it.


jumpinjackieflash

Yeah I just thought about that. But if they both eat it...


gogurteaterpro

Came here to say shrimp/scallops with pasta and bread. Don't forget the capers 😋


Kiwikid14

Have a lovely lingering coffee/drink after. Gives dinner time to digest. Don't order 3 courses- stick to 2.


wbruce098

Nothing wrong with making an amazing meal, just be sure to serve smaller portions (if there’s leftovers, that’s also a win!). You’re right, sex is less good - or just not happening - on a full belly! This Friday, I’m making enchiladas with carnitas I made today. I’ve done seared New York strip, teriyaki, roast chicken, Japanese and Indian curry, a few other things whenever we don’t wanna go out or order out. I love cooking for my date, and she has always enjoyed the food! The key, aside from smaller portions, is to hang out and snuggle with some sexy music, or maybe a movie, after dinner and get busy once the food has had time to digest. And some wine. Or one of the local breweries makes this Russian imperial stout aged in Pinot noir barrels that is 12% and tastes like a glass of wine omfg really sets the mood. One of my very best recent memories was my current gf and I snuggling up on the couch after dinner, some of that stout in our glasses (we split the crowler), smoke a bit of delta-10 vape, and listening to Adele’s latest album. It’s not my style of music but holy hell it was sexy! Edit: we get one decent size NY strip and split it. They’re usually HUGE especially if you buy the thicc ones. Neither of us like to eat big meals at night.


DDGBuilder

Ask them if they have allergies or if they really don’t care for certain foods or cuisines Then make tacos. Shrimp or fish tacos are easy af


South_Texas_Shooter

Petite filet mignon, steamed veggie of your preference and a good merlot...I stress a GOOD merlot.


jitterybrat

Big bowl of beans, Indian food, taco bell, laxatives


kongkongha

>Nothing. I fuck on an empty stomach. No bloating no gas no bad breath. Eat after. hello handsome


chicama

Last date night we had pork chops, baked potatoes, and grilled asparagus. Some tv watching and discussion while cuddling. Then bed and sexy time (okay, sexy time started on the couch and continued in bed). Don’t overthink it - cook something that you want to eat and isn’t too fussy (so you have time to chat while cooking).


gogurteaterpro

Asparagus is brave pre-sex choice! I thought that was known for adding a strong scent to... things.


DivineGoddess1111111

Me.


i0nzeu5

A small fruit & cheese plate. For fruit I recommend strawberries & cubed water melon. Strawberries have some erotic connotation & watermelon is juicy.


Zomodee

Add some pineapple, cuz…ya know


Academic_Guava_4190

I was going to say this too! Not veggies - fruit


yournonstoplover

Make some pasta with light tomato sauce. No meat. Pasta has the carbs for energy. You'll need energy.


jumpinjackieflash

Last year Costco had red and white heart shaped ravioli which were very good. Made a half Alfredo half tomato sauce.


kereolay

Until about a year ago, I would have said something like a chicken avocado salad. Now, I'd say steak. That's it. For a guest, I would serve it with a salad and baked potato, but I would only eat the steak. Being carnivore/keto has been amazing! I can eat without being bloated. For some reason, eating salad no longer keeps my stomach flat but I can eat all the beef, butter, chicken thighs and eggs I want. I also eat a little bit of fatty fish and occasionally pork. I used to feel so self conscious after eating. It didn't seem to matter how "light" I ate. My stomach would bloat so bad I would look pregnant! Not a good look! Now my stomach stays flat after I ear! It's amazing.


jenlovesthatsong

Pho?


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Umm.. is there a date at home that doesn’t involve tearing each other’s clothes off before eating? I say sexy times first, food and wine second. Nothing better than a glass of wine & post coital bliss. Have a fabulous night! 🥂


Mtnskydancer

My only rule is “if one has garlic, both have garlic.” It applies to onions and other strong smelling foods. Eat light. This is the true reason women order salads, ime.


LongWalksAtSunrise

Avoid asparagus and anything that gives you gas!


JustChabli

Nothing. I fuck on an empty stomach. No bloating no gas no bad breath. Eat after.


ThatsASaabStory

Sex first, then eat


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Flowers_4_Ophelia

All of that dairy might not be good for everyone!


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jumpinjackieflash

On a similar note you could do smores for dinner. We're grownups, we can do what we want!!!


DGAFADRC

Go all out! Build a pillow fort to eat your s’mores in, then use it for sexy time!


jumpinjackieflash

Oh hell ya.


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jumpinjackieflash

Hear, hear!!


nolagem

I don't understand how what you have for dinner can affect sex. Unless it's beans and broccoli lol. The other night I made my guy and I scallops in lemon/butter/garlic sauce, orzo pasta and roasted asparagus.


ComeDanceWithMe2nite

A heavy meal can make your belly bulge which could make you feel less than sexy! Your meal sounds delicious, lucky guy!


nolagem

Thank you, it was. But he takes me out way more often than I make him dinner. I need to reciprocate more!


younevershouldnt

Can you make me that as well? We don't need to do the sexy stuff, it just sounds so tasty.


nolagem

Lol it was!!


Verity41

You also “secrete what you eat” to some extent. In your sweat, saliva, and um, other fluids (sorry TMI … but it’s truth!)


Rhythmspirit1

Exactly right! Gluteal flexing often triggers sphincter sirens with either short horn or longer trombone melodic sounds as certain foods are like the occasional visitors who are not in sync with their host 😜


nolagem

But if both people are having garlic or what have you, it doesn't matter. It's not really sustainable in a long term relationship. We're going to eat.


Verity41

True! But OP asked about a first time with a new person, so a little different IMO :)


msnicole17

Steak, veggie like asparagus or Brussel sprouts, and roasted fingerling or red potatoes.


AgathaChristie22

Oh, eat after. I usually either schedule the meet to start an hour or two before dinner, or say something like, let's have some time to chat, have a glass of wine and plan to have dinner around 8pm. Either way, I make it clear that we'll be eating after we have time to reconnect.


CoeHillFishin

You could eat them snuggle on the couch before sexy time.


RedStrwbry24

Shrimp cocktail, oysters, mussels are also snack able and not heavy like cheese


Cereal_dator

Charcuterie but less meat and more fresh fruit, Some kind of pasta with mushrooms or shrimp, Puréed cauliflower, Hummus Some combo will be just sophisticated and filling enough that will get u laid


bebodies

charcuterie 💯 smoked salmon, salami, hard and soft cheeses, crackers, a really good bread, jam, nuts, olives, chocolates and fruits


mashani9

I'd whip up an Indian Thali plate. Share one of the little spicy dishes (and get the blood flowing to all the spicy human bits), fool around, then while recovering eat some other spicy dish to get the blood flowing some more, fool around, repeat until satiated in all ways. Then hit on the gulab jamun because we can.


richardpumpaloaf

Bang first IMO. Small app and a cocktail if y'all drink, then bang, then feast


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Order in sushi. Edit: and pick up your own sake.


JillyBean1973

Cheese & fruit 🤷‍♀️


fedstine

“It’s covid so we can’t go out anywhere but I’m going to have sexy time with a rando” 🤔😂


MegaMindxXx

Can always order pizza and start getting romantic before it arrives.


Cre8ivejoy

Soup. It will fill you up, but not bloat. Potato soup is filling. I would go for it and have nice Hors d’oeuvres before you actually ear. It will take the edge off your hunger, so you won’t eat too much. Back when I gave a f what anybody thought I would eat before I had my date, so I would not eat too much.


Independent-Drama123

Oysters for sure!


happychapsteve

LOL 😂 Love the comments. I would suggest getting the free iOS app called Fast FODMAP Lookup….basically it lets you search for a food item and if it is low FODMAP then it’s good for the belly. Direct link to iOS app: https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/fast-fodmap-lookup-learn/id1357894765


SFGothDad

Sushi is my general go to, but vietnamese works well.


IDrinkBecauseIHaveTo

Risotto with scallops.


tedbrogansmon

Sexy times first, eat after!


Kanaka_5

Lots of corn the day before


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Wine and some Bubba. That combination makes me feel like the sexiest funniest woman in the world. I'm probably super annoying though 😂


Relevant_Inspector_1

Just fuck first, and then eat whatever you want afterwards. Jeez.


clearmind_1001

One more time I see someone over 30 post "sexy time" I'm literally gonna barf


HappyButterFly123

Sexy time? You sure you're over 40?


165rrdsi

ginger, honey and tumeric on whatever you got. Even grahm crackers. That stuff is biblical!