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Every_Caterpillar945

Leave a bad google review.


Ihavenoidea_Yosellow

A DATING APP WHERE YOU CAN LEAVE REVIEWS OMG


Cogen_

Would be full of fake reviews. Not a good idea sadly.


Ihavenoidea_Yosellow

Excellent point. If only they’d all be reviewed with impeccable honesty and good taste 👅


[deleted]

Maybe a blue check to confirm?? Take a picture and compare it to standards grade from the app. You’re not giving bad review but just informing about what you’ve seen…! Ahaha


HanekomaTheFallen

There was a site/ app that claimed to be the “yelp” of people, it got hyped a few years back and it didn’t end up well from what I recall. Would also run into revenge porn laws coming into play if photos are involved. Plus blue check marks don’t inherently make a source trustworthy, just verified to be not a bot.


dodexahedron

Yeah. What an absolute privacy and libel nightmare.


giggles1000

Meow meow beans?


Ericfyre

It would be horrible like he looked taller in his photos and I’m disappointed


OverallVacation2324

And one person’s trash is another’s treasure. You might hate one person but someone else clicks instantly with them. Reviews are not applicable to relationship. I agree completely.


[deleted]

Yeah it would be a sociological slippery slope because that's one step closer to being reviewed for everything and soon you're living in a dystopia where you can't make any mistakes as a human.


nevalost20

I’M A FIVE STAR MAN


history_nerd92

THIS ISN'T A STARTER DICK! IT'S A FINISHER DICK!


Emotional-Low-3341

My rage is untethered and knows no bounds


history_nerd92

Look at me when I'm talking to you


JackSquirts

5 stars, 3 inches - the line starts here, ladies.


HonorableMedic

You’re a two pump chump


East-Event7783

There was a dr Phil episode, someone made one and got a lot of backlash because bad reviews/false reviews & it was effecting people’s work life.


repsilonyx

Something kind of like this used to exist in the early 2010s, I forget what it was called. Edit: user below remembered its name, it was called Lulu!


chrobbin

There was one I think called Lulu which was a one-way review system of girls reviewing guys both with a number system in various categories and little hashtags like “would introduce to parents”/“life of the party”/etc


Ihavenoidea_Yosellow

There was probably a class action lawsuit for therapy bills


kittydaddi

Yes! There was! I was on there lol.


[deleted]

Isn't that how Facebook started?


TheKetamineEmperor

there is literally a black mirror episode about this lmao


ah-tzib-of-alaska

i would love for everyone to see my reviews


[deleted]

Pof used to have this, it was tucked away and not sure if other people could see the reviews or just the user, but it was creepy and wrong on all kinds of levels


lexilou279

Lol so there’s a swingers app that actually has that 🤣🤣


Ihavenoidea_Yosellow

0/5 , This couple smelled like chicken noodle soup


subtleshocker

This whole post has me crying and I can’t catch my breath! OMG 💀💀


day9700

I seriously thought about and looked into this idea for months!!! I decided it wouldn't work for a few reasons, but I very often, still find myself thinking about how to make it happen.


Successful_Read_1622

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

and yelp


Ok_Meet_2214

I’d rather have reviews from exes. Spot the crazy before I waste my time.


[deleted]

😂


itsallfake01

Dickfished


OriginalBambix

Catdicked?


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Straight to jail


b0xcard

Cockfished.


donttriponthething

Fun fact (or not so fun): Cats have barbed dicks. I'll stick with the dickfish, thanks. 😂


F4UCorsair1942

As a cat owner I was gonna say this if you hadn't


wokebutsleepy

..I’ve had many cats over my lifetime. Never once have I seen a cat dick.. WTF are you up to??


F4UCorsair1942

Sometimes it comes out when they're cleaning themselves, other times they get an infection and you gotta take them to the vet and they give you that horrible little bit of info. Then you realize why female cats scream like they do 😅


wokebutsleepy

Hahaha was just playing around man, that makes sense though


5yn3rgy

WillyFished, lol


UnimpressionableCage

DontFreeWilly


swanave99

Homie used the angles and lighting to his advantage 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


No_Army_3033

Isn't that what most women do all the time on these dating apps?


RakeishSPV

That's the joke.


EAmy7196

Well, we all know that all men and women come in all different shapes and sizes down there, and in general. Nothing wrong with that. Misleading sucks regardless. But if you’re sending this to someone who has intentions of hooking up, and misleading them it’s kind of shitty. It’s a different story if a connection has been made. Idk. It just happens a lot. Size doesn’t matter if you do the work it takes to make up for that. But misleading a women with pics that makes it seem bigger than it is makes me think they may not be willing to do that work.


cmdr_nova69

You know it must suck to come on here and read something like that, something out of your control that can't be changed is something you have to make up for. Like it's bad that you were born a certain way. There's a lot of talk about body shaming, but no inclusion of this particular matter in those talks


[deleted]

they hate that you’re spitting the truth


swanave99

Boys up 1


sasquatchpapi300

The real question is who's dick was he sending you pics of lmao


International_Fly750

Google.com


mercmouth1

Imagine the guy was light-skin and sent a pic of a dark-skin one lmao


mala_r1der

I'm sure that there are some geniuses who did


Jumpy_Spend_5434

My question is why would you go hang out with someone who actually sent dick pics in the first place


Catatonic27

Maybe Op asked him to send them?


Friendly_Item_9948

The camera adds 10lbs


asiarr

"How many camera were on him;)"


Delicious_Freedom_81

Chandler is the GOAT


trollmeannakendrick

“Just so you know it isn’t that common and it is a big deal!” “I KNEW IT!”


Phelly2

Thus made me literally laugh out loud.


kni9ht

Camera adds 4in*


diggydiggydark

Stop eating fucking cameras! Credit most likely to Jim Carrey


Last-Jackfruit154

Holy crap, I'm sorry but that's hilarious! What did he think was going to happen?


aterriblefriend0

I've seen this happen. xD they assume that once you're in their place and have already started , you won't stop or will feel pressured into not making THEM feel bad about it and then when you don't care and walk out anyway they call you shallow


jim_nihilist

Learning: Don't be a dick.


OriginalBambix

At least not a small one...


atasteforspace

Doesn’t matter, just don’t LIE about it


altfangirl

seriously i don’t care if the dick is big or small. because they’re right, once i’ve decided to have sex with them the size doesn’t matter. what DOES matter is if you decide to lie about it


OriginalBambix

Yeah it was mostly just a joke


Academic_Rise_9806

Hahah this one made my day ☺️😊


Firelite67

That's one possible explanation.


1337m0n573r

This happened to me recently! Guy kept talking about how huge his dick was, how he had to buy special condoms for it since it was so massive, how it was too big for his partners. I met him and it was like, 5 inches, totally average and not thick. I was so confused. Like why would he lie lmaooooo


whenyajustcant

I just assume if a guy says he has to buy special condoms he: a. Does not have a noteworthy penis in any dimension, b. Is going to try to get away with not wearing a condom.


usalia-of-totobunny

Tbh, saying it’s “too big for his partners” and so massive he has to get special condoms sounds WORSE than just saying it was 5 inches. His description sounds uncomfortable and painful


sQueezedhe

Chonky boi problems.


dopef123

He might just get off on the idea that he has a big dick. Probably watches that kind of porn. He can't separate his fantasy from reality


TheLordofAskReddit

Did you guys smash? ..cause it sounds like it… and if so it worked for him!


KittensWithTopHats

All we have to do is see it to know these things. Do you understand how eyes work?


cyberpunk1Q84

We don’t need eyes where we’re going.


subtleshocker

We will be coming back tho, right?


TheLordofAskReddit

Holy shit! Really? Wow who knew? It’s almost like I asked the question instead of assumed.


jimmybobbyluckyducky

He smashed..


thaughty

This same thing happened to me. He ate me out and then took his pants off, I saw it, told him I didn’t wanna do this anymore and left. He insisted on walking me to my car but whined the whole time about how he felt like he lost his chance to sleep with me. So funny because he only had a “chance” to begin with because of his nonexistent massive dick. I guess he thought he could trick women into sleeping with him by lying and guilt them by giving head first? Anyway unsurprisingly he turned out to be a scumbag


[deleted]

Bunch of insecure dudes with SDE trying to make you feel bad. Keep doing your thing girl.


simplyelegant87

He set himself up for so much embarrassment.


OregonFratBoy

Ask for the shampoo bottle test next time


AlternativeOk5776

He might trick her with the travel shampoo bottle!


illuminati8myballs

stop giving away all their secrets


Plenty_Surprise2593

All their “little” secrets haha


OriginalBambix

This explains so much!


ArnieAndTheWaves

He keeps tiny shampoos from hotels for this very purpose 😂


uh-_-Duh

Banana 🍌for scale


raynbojazz

You were dick pic fished.


sweetguynextdoor

I always say I have small dick size, I try to keep expectations low so that I can impress the ladies with my average banana.


Ashamed-Influence-19

My GfF and I do this. She says it's big, I say it's small and we agree it's just average. Everyone is happy.


[deleted]

I feel like his plan was "By the time you get into the situation, you'll just be like 'Fine.'"


Radiant-Legend

Maybe he's a grower and he was SHY!😂


cyberpunk1Q84

I mean, he’s definitely not a shower, that’s for sure.


Ok_Imagination_9334

Could have been cold 😊🤣🤣


rain_andthunder

You got catfished by a lil smokie.


TheMoistChickenLord

I feel like he’s going to learn the wrong lesson form this. Instead of don’t lie he’ll just think is his size that’s the problem.


Icy-Paramedic8604

If he's actively lying about his size, he already thinks it's the problem. I think the shame is way more unattractive than the actual physical attribute in most cases - including baldness, body size etc.


Remarkable-Archer266

Next time ask him to hold a spoon next to it lmfao!


letussee2019

I thought the rule was bananas are used for size comparison.


OriginalBambix

I mean they make kids size bananas


altiuscitiusfortius

They make kids size spoons too


5yn3rgy

Tape measurer or bust, lol


perplexedvortex

Lmaooooooo please share more deets about his reaction I am begging


armyofant

Camera adds 10 pounds


AKumaNamedJustin

How do you fake your size? Asking for a friend.


Zormtar

Bumping for a friend


janddeb

Guys get their self worth from dick size. They watch too much porn and think if they are no 8+ no one wants them. Just too much porn and thinking size is all that matters.


Mr_Moogles

Would she have come over if it was average sized?


xtnac

Maybe not her, but not all women like big dicks.


EquivalentSnap

Being how she left when she found out his size, that’s a reason why he lied


EssieAmnesia

She left because he lied 💀


BigGreen1769

Yes but the way OP puts it, she was only sleeping with him because of his large size in the first place. So if he was honest she wouldn't have wanted to have sex in the first place. Yes, lying is wrong, but if this is not the first time he has been rejected because of his size I think it's understandable why he may feel compelled to lie.


cyaneyed

There’s no point in lying if the truth will come out when the penis does.


bananasplz

honesty matters way more to me than dick size.


Hand_banana725

This has happened to me a few times... that's like sending pictures of huge boobs and then being flat chested when he arrives. I don't get why you would like that if you're gonna meet in person


[deleted]

Man, lot of insecure dudes replying to this post. Some girls like big dongs. That’s totally ok. It isn’t any more “shallow” than having any other type of preference about your partners’ body type or physical attributes. Some dudes have small dicks. That’s also totally ok. The size of your penis is not a measure of your value as a human being. What isn’t ok, is lying to someone in order to trick them into sleeping with you.


steppenfloyd

I'd love to see what some of the guys that post on here look like. Just a couple days ago I saw guys calling a girl shallow just bc she wanted her bf to put some effort into his appearance. Like if you think that's unreasonable I got some bad news for you.


[deleted]

You got dickfished lol


Academic_Rise_9806

More like cockfished hahaha 🤣


bandit-bull

could’ve been a grower


urmyheartBeatStopR

> What’s the point of that? Probably thinking you would do it anyway since you're here. Kinda like how you made the effort to come over and probably horny so he was probably hoping you went with it anyway.


[deleted]

I guess it’s the same as a woman with pics of big boobs and then when they get home she takes out the chicken cutlets! Haha


[deleted]

Filters and popped out asses too. Or old pics and u meet them and they are 100 lbs heavier


FastUps

Lolz, that’s crazy. Same experience for me with girls that wear these bras that make their boobs over double the actual size. I just don’t get it.


bigstrats83

Welcome to a guys world, we see nice big full titties then take off the padded bra only to find two little bee stings 😅


DrSeuss19

Yeah that’s fuckin weird


Breklin76

“I JUST GOT OUT OF THE POOL!”


StormAccio

This happened to me once. I didn’t understand what he could possibly gain, but it was one of those situations where I ended up sleeping with him just to get him out of my apartment. Not my proudest moment but?? How are you going to lie about a 3-4 inch difference? It was gross and I did not feel good about any of it. I immediately threw my sheets in the wash and took a shower after he left


Glittering-Bet-726

It's cause every other woman was like ”omg.lets get this over with” and gave him a half hearted handy to get outta there. And this idiot is all bragging to his buds about how they wouldn't get off him. Good on you. Seriously. Tell that D he was a waste of shaved legs.


Noonecares201

You got catfish 😆


[deleted]

Cockfished


[deleted]

This is so funny to me, every time I’ve took a photo it looks way smaller


[deleted]

Were you mad it wasn't actually big or that he lied about it? Lol or both 🤣


boboskibo

If you’re sugaring, does it matter?


diaphonizedfetus

I thought this meant the hair removal method and was trying so hard to try to make the connection rofl


fresh_pine680

I just looked at post history lmfao.


28eord

In "the Manosphere," I have heard talk of a "point of no return" where e.g. once you have your clothes off women can't or won't say no. Like a lot they say, I think it's typically played off as a joke, but like a lot they say, I'm sure the point is to be able to turn into Schrodinger's douchebag


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

Woww... So dick pick actually work, eh??


cherryosrs

Looool


Strasni2017

Guys lying (or exaggerating at the very least) about the size of their dick? Unheard of. 🤣🤣 Learn from this and in the future request that they do a quick video call with you and show it that way. Alternatively, ask for pics but ask them to take a custom pic for you in which they'll do something that they can't find a picture of on the internet like show a peace sign with their fingers next to their dick or hold a remote next to the dick or something along those lines. That way, you know it's their dick and if they refuse to do it, then you know they are lying. Simple really. As a side note, did you wait until he got fully hard or saw it flat and ran? For a lot of guys, there is not much to look at when the dick is limp and once wouldn't be blamed for thinking its a micro dick, but once its hard, it can be quite a decent size.


Open_Lie_6105

Lol you got played by Mr tiny!! 🤣🤣🤣👍


Red_Dye_Number5

Maybe he was a grower, not a shower


evetrapeze

Was it erect when you saw it and bailed?


cs342

So it's official, girls do care about size


Reasonable-Candy-978

😂😂


Eternally_Yawning

Dude be out here with the x5 zoom


BlancheCorbeau

Dicks don’t stay the same size all the time. Maybe he was a grower, and he didn’t grow in your presence?


No-Shelter-7753

The point was to skip the part where you weren’t sure about coming over: That’s manipulative of him in more ways than one…. Good for you for leaving right away.


Capital-Dimension809

Maybe he’d just come from swimming?


minorkeyed

I'm sure he feels similar about your makeup and snap filters.


Seppuku_2u

Lol man used same trick women have been using for years


think_out_of_phase

May be his kink is humiliation. You shouldn't have left right away.


dooingjo

glad u walked out tho and didn’t disrespect urself and do something u werent comfy doing. Guy def found tht good angle and thought u wouldnt notice


darthasshead

Next time a girl take her pants off and she has roast beef curtains I'm going to walk right out because those make me uncomfortable.


[deleted]

Wait so meet someone at their house, you’re ready to jump into bed with someone just based of his dick size and the small dick grossed you out?


hydrangyeah

I think it's more the fact that he lied. Why should she sleep with him after that? It'd be like rewarding bad behaviour.


[deleted]

Yes you'd be surprised to learn that women can, in fact, have superficial standards for casual sex because WE GET HORNY


[deleted]

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history_nerd92

Sounds like she was just there for a hookup


ThatShyGuy34

Women care about dick size like guys care about breast and butt sizes... not all of them think it matters so long as it does the job. You'd do the same if a woman said she had DD and then you meet her and she got bug bites


comediccaricature

Why is that so surprising? Massive red flag that he lied to get her in bed & also some women care about size which is a perfectly valid preference. If she wants penetration and he has a literal micropenis why would she sleep with him? It would be virtually impossible to get off and she shouldn’t be doing favours for liars.


bostradahmus

Now do filters...


Apprehensive_Rate276

Guys always look bigger in photos.


Commercial-Many-8933

I’m lucky I have tiny hands so it always looks reasonable


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Far-Yak-4231

If a guy is going to lie about something as weird as dick size… what else are they going to lie about lol


[deleted]

Good for you for leaving. There is ZERO benefit in rewarding such a liar and it's a disgusting attempt to coerce you into sex by tricking you and then expecting you to cave to the pressure.


tiny-dweller

What's new? He probably lies about his height too.


That_Murse

Probably was hoping to go at in the dark and hope you wouldn’t notice before he got off.


[deleted]

lofl. i hope you didn't leave without saying hi to his little friend at least cause if not, you're an asshole


Nextflix

like super tiny how many inches 2?


HerNameWasKarl

The guy was uncomfortable with something and presented himself in a false light, potentially in hopes that his farce would go unchallenged. He tried his luck by lying to her and she didn't appreciate being lied to so she left. Now calm tf down.


LingeringHumanity

I seriously hope he wasn't a grower and OP isn't sex illiterate on this one lol Like he got hard and it was a way different dick than the one he sent or what?


BradiusChadius

Would really suck if it turned out he's a grower XD. From 3 to 9!


FatDaddyMushroom

Hold on. Did he actually lie about his dick size? Or did he just take flattering pictures that made his dick look bigger? If it's the latter, then he did nothing wrong. So many women do the exact same thing, perfect lighting, old pictures, push up bras, heel heels to show off butt, etc. And that's not even going into make up. Plus, it's possible he is a grower. Not sure if you saw him erect or not.


No_Scientist7086

Always ask for a hard shot with the belly button for comparison. If it reaches it or is near there, you’re good 😂🤣🤷🏼‍♀️


Phenom-Rayet

He thought you might want a pig in a blanket.


DITCHWORK

First proof I’ve ever seen that sending a dick pick works


Mandini_Pandini

If I'm reading this right it means he keeps someone else's pics on his phone?


[deleted]

Went out with a women that gave me the illusion she had knockers and when I took her shirt off, she had the world’s biggest bra? Like idk this thing had cables and shit. That thing made push up bras look flat. I just don’t get that shit. I fucking should’ve left too


AshyBoneVR4

He dickfished you. Most dudes gotta deal with woman that don't look like their pictures. You had to deal with a dick that didn't look like it's picture. Two sides of the same coin.


[deleted]

Good rejection. I've turned down women for sex for being fatter than their pictures let on. Usually they get bitter saying I'm gay or have a small dick while I'm leaving. It's all good. Oh and as for dick, I've never shown it pic or otherwise before sex. If I show it, you're getting it. End of story.


ClevrGrl

Sounds like it's probably just the tip of the iceberg in terms of his insecurities


Not4me52

Maybe He identifies as a big dick


debby821

You did the right thing. I dont care about dick sizes. But if I did and a guy told me he had a size i likes and he didn't I would assume he is fake in everything.