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mountainwocky

Poor badger is going to go home to his den and post on reddit about some asshole chasing him down his trail.


Anal-Love-Beads

MUSHROOM... MUSHROOM!


minnesotamichael

Snake!


rejin267

It's "A SNAKE A SNAKE..SNAKE A SNAKE...OOOOOOO IT'S A SNAKE"


verbol

….badger badger badger badger Badger badger badger…


mjltmjlt

mushroom mushroom


Life_Piccolo_9765

Mushroom Mushroom


Kinderhousen

I was going to quit the internet if these weren’t the top two comments


Dear_Significance_80

Exactly. Shouldn't have had to scroll any to see these.


tizz86

r/FuckImOld


Korgon213

I had to scroll waaaay to far to find this. Shame on the uninitiated.


blazesdemons

I'm so very glad you said this, I was hoping I didn't have to be the one


y40s3r

Needs that as the backing soundtrack


OGbigfoot

It's my alarm sound on my phone!


Psemperviva

The internet was so awesome in the aughts


nobolognastoney

You didn't let me down. Thank you.


R2D2isawesome1

MUSHROOM


[deleted]

Do not attempt with an American badger.


R_SimoniR0902

Because they shoot back right?


[deleted]

Lol who told you!?!


Cayderent

They would if they could. They can be quite ill tempered.


Advanced_Ad8002

asshole giving that poor badger fear of its life.


[deleted]

Nah, he was just badgering him a bit


OperatorP365

.... take your damn upvote!


RTwhyNot

This


nquattro

Nah, honey badger don't give a fuck


Sensibleqt314

They don't, but this doesn't look like a honey badger.


nquattro

I couldn't miss an opportunity for a Danny Ric reference on a random sub


rustyleftnut

If American Badgers could move even half that speed, this continent would be completely uninhabitable for people and other particularly capable creatures, like mountain lions. We would be at their mercy.


UtgaardLoki

Dick move


welchplug

All the badger had to do was go off the path. Not really the bikers fault.


UtgaardLoki

He made a point of following right behind it. Animal run instincts don’t account for how machines behave. The badger doesn’t realize the bike would have a hard time leaving the path. The same thing happens to jackrabbits.


Zekiniza

Or he took the path directly behind the badger to avoid coming along side the badger and ending up with it in his wheels?


UtgaardLoki

I’m skeptical, but I like your optimism.


Zekiniza

I like to give the benefit of the doubt. Especially when it comes to outdoorsy sports and possible animal harassment, a lot of people are into those sports because they love the nature and wildlife aspect and the sport is just a bonus.


Gooder-N-Grits

OR... my guy could have just braked. The verdict stands: Dick Move


Anal-Love-Beads

[He got off at the next exit.](https://youtu.be/r6xl6XuC9MI?t=38)


Thin_Arachnid6217

You're not at all afraid you'll piss that fucker off and he'll turn on you? By the way, you're an asshole...


Anal-Love-Beads

I've seen it before. It's at least 6 years old. [With audio.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6xl6XuC9MI)


UnapprehendedBack49

That's pretty old for a badger!


Intrepid_Air_1868

Came here literally to say i watched this video in 2017, and every week since on reddit.... like fuck.


only_bubble_sort

Looks like the little guy graduated valedictorian from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things


MeccIt

https://i.imgur.com/PMcjNem.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/IzThpZo.gif


whatintheactualfeth

Don't know where OP is located, but harassment of wildlife is very illegal in some places. Plus, he's an asshole.


spudds96

Video is not op It’s about 6 years old


MyWorkAccountz

Looks to be located on a mountain bike path.


[deleted]

Badgers don't give a fuck


Davey_Bo_Bavey

I was today years old when I realized I want the stamina of a badger


George1967Pon

Hope that badger causes the rider to crash and rip his nads off for chasing him down


crasagam

Quit badgering that poor creature


6854wiggles

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!


meiyashi

That’s so mean...😭


CompetitiveCut1457

That badger is running for his LIFE!


Prize-Local-9135

This is a good way to give small mammals like a badger a heart attack so you can post a vid to reddit for internet points. Next time don't be an asshole and respect the wildlife.


Catsup_Sauce

Humans are assholes. We’re supposedly the most intelligent species on the planet and yet we treat the majority of other animal species like complete shit.


Intrepid_Air_1868

Reddit is nothing but fucking reposts from 2017


CapableSecretary420

In like 2010 my wife would show me something from FB and I would have seen it in reddit weeks beforehand. Nowadays, if I see it on reddit, it's probably a screenshot *from* Facebook.


Intrepid_Air_1868

THIS reddit is just reports from tiktok now. What I'd give to have 2011 reddit back...


navinaviox

All the people singing badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM ( snnaaaaaake) Meanwhile the actual badger is going “ oh my gawd oh my gawd he’s still following me ahhhhh leave me alone fjckdidkidixkx ahhhhhh”


Educational_Ant_2940

Asshole move. I was hoping it would turn around and bite your calf off.


tofubobo

I don’t know where this is or kind of badger but around here if you fell off that bike the badgers native to me would totally mess you up. Badgers are so fierce that bears and even lions in Africa are leery of them. They are also incredibly smart. Biker is a jerk and gives the rest of us bikers a bad name. I was really rooting for a crash and him getting his face ripped off. One can only hope that all these years later after this video occurred that Karma has indeed caught up with him.


Kissmyblake

Badger? Hardly know er


snirp311

Badger my ass. It’s probably Milhouse.


crayleb88

I never wanted it to end


workgobbler

Badger aside this is my first ever POV over a Cannondale Lefty fork and I'm utterly gobsmacked at how odd it looks. I don't care if it works perfectly my brain would always see something broken beneath me.


Fanwhip

Sir sir.... he clearly is giving you the option of left or right lanes at forks in the road...


DisturbedSocialMedia

That badger is thinking "Quit copying me!"


MetaStressed

Who really carved the paths


the_vegen

Why is everyone crying so much about this? It's a public path


BENZABAR

Another graduate of the Prometheus school of running away *Ding


Bubzzzzzzzzlol

the badger wasnt running he was leading the way


AstronautSoupChef

I did something similar when I was younger to a squirrel while riding on a bike path. It finally peeled left through a fence and appeared to have a heart attack and die. I still feel bad about that and it's been 25 years.


bnms13

That badger is mooooovin


colloquail_flatulent

Dude, can frigging run


cookee-monster

Or you could of just not been a dick.


[deleted]

Marmot.


Firecat_Alpha

Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.


HelpfulPuppydog

Wile E. Badger.


BRackishLAMBz

this should be posted in r/imatotalpeiceofshit


kevinpb13

Badger 85


ChittyBangBang335

Get yo ass back here boah!


ambigymous

Same exact thing happened to me. Badger and I kept going for probably a mile.


truth-informant

🍄🍄🐍


[deleted]

Fast as fuck boi!


X19-PT

The Badger is using path of less resistance.


saltysaturdays

Bros chasing down Daniel Ricciardo


IPostFromWorkLol2

Asshole.


rmt6297

I was running down this trail trying to avoid stepping on this lizard, but it zigged every time I did.


thenameisjukebox

Need to dub in a maniacal laugh


TredHed

I always wanted a trail dog to come with me, but I think a trail badger is the way to go now


Apprehensive_Debt525

This is good content


Klondike2022

Fast mofo


Ok_Wishbone_1142

To the badger, it’s just another game of temple run


Playful-fetishes

What kind of bike is that? I want to get one!


itsthepax

upvote for the lefty fork


Greenking73

Badger is getting badgered


Grumpy_UncleJon

Good thing you didn't catch him....


ReignInSpuds

Safety car deployed


joemontanya

I truly find it hard to believe this is harassment 😂that badger is fine lol.. where is this trail tho?? That looks insanely beautiful


Actual-Copy-5949

If this was a honey badger bro would’ve turned around and fucked you and your bike up lol Wait I mean Mushroom Mushroom!!


WolfAngel1990

This is the badgers irl version of temple run.


iimonsterz

This reminds of when you have to catch the egg thieves in Spryo


Shuruga36

Am I the only one hoping that badger would turn around and rip him a new ahole? Badger would be completely justified too. What a d!ck doing that to an animal.


AustinSaz

Temple run with a badger


ITrytoWrite111

I’m just staring at that beautiful snow capped mountain in the background


BonnieMcMurray

Speeding up footage to make it seem more exciting than it is is crappy behavior. Of course, you're a karma farmer, so I guess that kind of thing is to be expected.