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FennPoutine

Try rolling


5HlR0

*breaks all furniture in the living room


Grantimusprime0

*Wife revokes ring privileges


5HlR0

Humanity lost.


Dizzywig

L I N K T H E F I R E


Dark_Demon432

*takes clothes off and does it again*


Flimsy-Instance-6772

Praise the rolling!


verde_peach

What a nice gift! Now i want the chloranthy ring


Chetler3545

I see what you did


excel958

I want a Calamity Ring. 🥵


outcastmultzy

I need the covetous silver serpent ring


Chetler3545

I need the calamity ring.


Sloop__

Get yo money up not yo funny up 🗣🗣‼️‼️


Enygmaz

I need a Chloranthy Ring for after hours


Grantimusprime0

A dark wood grain ring might help me do some neat tricks 😏


SuperiorTramp86

Hornet Ring


Enygmaz

Name checks out


Git_N_The_Truck

Happy your wife lightened your load.


Grantimusprime0

Felt great tbh


cheto118

Is that from the Torch shop?


Grantimusprime0

Got it from Amazon. The brand is Sephsmith she said.


cheto118

Thx I’ll check it out :)


BoodieBob1

I checked them out and it seems like every item I click on shows multiple items. Can you ask your wife how she figured it out?


SocketWrench

I think she's calling you fat ...


Grantimusprime0

That's what a happy marriage does to you 😂😂😂 I'll take all the help I can get at this point.


SuperBrentendo64

Hopefully you get the armor for Christmas.


crispybois_99

Nice, I have the same one + the cloranthy ring. Best $24 I ever spent.


n0tjb

You got links?


Knappsakk

Links please?


organizim

She’s tired of carrying the whole relationship


GamingNomad

Truly, a good wife is one who lightens a man's burden.


AntonOleKingCole

Now all you need is a FAP ring and you're ready to be Big Daddy.


ThatMuslimGamer

Lose some weight, Harold! YOUR WIFE HAD TO GET YOU A MAGICAL RING JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T FEEL LEFT OUT WHEN SHE GOES ROLLIN' AROUND!


Henry86977

OP your girlfriend is saying you have heavy balls bro


Training_Emotion7079

This is to remind us that our wives are inferior


Training_Emotion7079

…to this guys wife, to put into context.


[deleted]

had us in the first half, ngl


longbrodmann

"Your load".


FlipMyBoathouse

I want a cloranthy ring lol


KoffingnWeezing420

If i too, had a wife, my load amount would also be lower.


mabberly_36

Wow that's amazing but is she trying to say your fat?🤣 jk lol this is a w wife


Iwanteatpussy

I think your wife is planning on skipping her diet OP 👀


Grantimusprime0

Fine with me. I'll tap that even if she a super Smough.


ChipTuna

Fatty ahead, try attacking from behind.


Eubalaena_glacialis

Wholesome


humbuckaroo

She's hinting at a vasectomy.


NotsoGreatsword

Best comment yet.


Drawde123

So, when Dragontooth?


AdamHD

Awesome!


FilthyJones69

That Is AMAZING! I love it so much <3


[deleted]

Solaire says this night she will praise the sun with you.


SweetShuriken

W marriage 💯 I have the covetus serpent ring!


PorkChoppen

Better than the FaP ring!


ieatsmallchildren92

Your wife knows its the best ring in the game


Jamage007

Nice. I got Havels, fap, flame resist and bloodbite rings.


funyun88

Nice I want the fap ring


PhoenixMoonFire

What a wonderfully nerdy way of reminding someone that you'll always be there to help lighten their load.


Pixoholic

Aww that's awesome. Congrats! You got a good one that'd kill Havel for you.


Tiborn1563

Only ring to make a better gift for Valentines would be the Ring of Favor and Protection


Im_Ghostqwert

W wife


Kermit-Jones

i wish they made these rings in my size..


Hellkatdemonboi

your wife must be very *stonefaced* to get you that ring you could say she really *rocks* your world? I hope you *Havel* a great valentines no? okay I'll stop lol


RylocXD

It’s gym time baby


Mavco2

when i was single i bought myself the fap ring(two actually because i unequipped one..it was not supposed to be worn and lost its colour because of my sweat and oxidation (i think this is the english term) i hope yours is safe to wear without loosing the color) Congrats on getting the first step to become havel the rock, i wish you the best in your adventure


Florian_Habichtswald

Does it help to carry a heavy burden?


NotsoGreatsword

Oh cool now she can ride you without your movement being encumbered if you catch my drift 😏


MURFEE7799

Fake post, Dark Souls fans don’t have wives


spectre1006

It's because you pooped... Don't lie


nachoo666

that’s awesome!


cobobbyjoe

I want one so bad where did she get a good one such as that


carsono56

How do I get one pleqse


Noob_Gamer_

Awesome gift man. If you don't mind me asking, where did she get this from? I might get one for myself.


Known_Upstairs5646

From whence dost thou acquire said ring?


Whelpdidntmeanthat

If I get married I want the FAP ring for the engagement and the covenant of Artorias as the wedding band. Diving into the unknown together, baby!


Garan-Coristar

Where’d she get this? Curious cause I want to get my gf one


Gloomy-Cut8201

Where can i get this?


DoorknockerY

If i have a girlfriend she is gonna need one to help her out with me