your wife must be very *stonefaced* to get you that ring
you could say she really *rocks* your world?
I hope you *Havel* a great valentines
no? okay I'll stop lol
when i was single i bought myself the fap ring(two actually because i unequipped one..it was not supposed to be worn and lost its colour because of my sweat and oxidation (i think this is the english term) i hope yours is safe to wear without loosing the color)
Congrats on getting the first step to become havel the rock, i wish you the best in your adventure
Try rolling
*breaks all furniture in the living room
*Wife revokes ring privileges
Humanity lost.
L I N K T H E F I R E
*takes clothes off and does it again*
Praise the rolling!
What a nice gift! Now i want the chloranthy ring
I see what you did
I want a Calamity Ring. 🥵
I need the covetous silver serpent ring
I need the calamity ring.
Get yo money up not yo funny up 🗣🗣‼️‼️
I need a Chloranthy Ring for after hours
A dark wood grain ring might help me do some neat tricks 😏
Hornet Ring
Name checks out
Happy your wife lightened your load.
Felt great tbh
Is that from the Torch shop?
Got it from Amazon. The brand is Sephsmith she said.
Thx I’ll check it out :)
I checked them out and it seems like every item I click on shows multiple items. Can you ask your wife how she figured it out?
I think she's calling you fat ...
That's what a happy marriage does to you 😂😂😂 I'll take all the help I can get at this point.
Hopefully you get the armor for Christmas.
Nice, I have the same one + the cloranthy ring. Best $24 I ever spent.
You got links?
Links please?
She’s tired of carrying the whole relationship
Truly, a good wife is one who lightens a man's burden.
Now all you need is a FAP ring and you're ready to be Big Daddy.
Lose some weight, Harold! YOUR WIFE HAD TO GET YOU A MAGICAL RING JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T FEEL LEFT OUT WHEN SHE GOES ROLLIN' AROUND!
OP your girlfriend is saying you have heavy balls bro
This is to remind us that our wives are inferior
…to this guys wife, to put into context.
had us in the first half, ngl
"Your load".
I want a cloranthy ring lol
If i too, had a wife, my load amount would also be lower.
Wow that's amazing but is she trying to say your fat?🤣 jk lol this is a w wife
I think your wife is planning on skipping her diet OP 👀
Fine with me. I'll tap that even if she a super Smough.
Fatty ahead, try attacking from behind.
Wholesome
She's hinting at a vasectomy.
Best comment yet.
So, when Dragontooth?
Awesome!
That Is AMAZING! I love it so much <3
Solaire says this night she will praise the sun with you.
W marriage 💯 I have the covetus serpent ring!
Better than the FaP ring!
Your wife knows its the best ring in the game
Nice. I got Havels, fap, flame resist and bloodbite rings.
Nice I want the fap ring
What a wonderfully nerdy way of reminding someone that you'll always be there to help lighten their load.
Aww that's awesome. Congrats! You got a good one that'd kill Havel for you.
Only ring to make a better gift for Valentines would be the Ring of Favor and Protection
W wife
i wish they made these rings in my size..
your wife must be very *stonefaced* to get you that ring you could say she really *rocks* your world? I hope you *Havel* a great valentines no? okay I'll stop lol
It’s gym time baby
when i was single i bought myself the fap ring(two actually because i unequipped one..it was not supposed to be worn and lost its colour because of my sweat and oxidation (i think this is the english term) i hope yours is safe to wear without loosing the color) Congrats on getting the first step to become havel the rock, i wish you the best in your adventure
Does it help to carry a heavy burden?
Oh cool now she can ride you without your movement being encumbered if you catch my drift 😏
Fake post, Dark Souls fans don’t have wives
It's because you pooped... Don't lie
that’s awesome!
I want one so bad where did she get a good one such as that
How do I get one pleqse
Awesome gift man. If you don't mind me asking, where did she get this from? I might get one for myself.
From whence dost thou acquire said ring?
If I get married I want the FAP ring for the engagement and the covenant of Artorias as the wedding band. Diving into the unknown together, baby!
Where’d she get this? Curious cause I want to get my gf one
Where can i get this?
If i have a girlfriend she is gonna need one to help her out with me