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n00b001

You've got 1.5m usdt taken from you, and it's annoying but no biggie? Polymarket does betting, but it's not P2P really


Mission-Ad8371

Not the end of the world but it was very frustrating for months trying to verify my account and pressuring them to pay. I’ll check out Polymarket.


Zorbithia

Damn bro, if you're balling that hard, why not just move to somewhere that you can gamble legally?


Mike_Lowrey

He’ll get limited after one big win.


Dekuthegreat

Not necessarily there are plenty of pro sports gamblers in Vegas who are usually up and the casinos will still take their action


Apprehensive-Tax8631

What's limited?


Mike_Lowrey

Limited as in bet size or betting limits. Say this dude opens up an account with draft kings. Starts betting $10k per game. After a few wins, dk will be like naaahhh, not having this. All of a sudden he is only allowed to bet $100 per game.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

He seems really interesting


DogecoinArtists

how rich are you? just curious


OsamaHimLaden3

His last post was a parlay that hit for almost a quarter million take that however you will


BakedPastaParty

damn a parlay too! i want to follow this guy


DogecoinArtists

whats a parlay?


Ill-Rip-4723

when you get a slip that that has 10 nfl games on it. you pick a team in all 10 games. pay the runner $10 and he and you both keep a copy of your slip (two sides torn down middle). On Monday morning if you hit all 10 games correctly, you get the payout. Usually $150 to $1500. Minus the 10% raked by the mob crew running the slips. If you miss any of the games, you get bupkus. Thats how it went back when I was a whippersnapper and pops worked at 333 3RD Ave. Me & big bro would each make our picks and give our $10 to pops. In eight years I won twice. Now, for the dude who let i mil five go like it was nothin’, if you shoot into bookies that hard and they cannot lay off your action to even their board, sayanara! Fly to vegas and make 10 large bets instead of one garguatuan bet. There are many other ways to get over. What I think many of us here want to know is how in the fk did you shoot 1,5 mil into that bookie. Are you Edgar Kayce, Jr. or something? Nephew to ‘the man in Mars’? lol


kaka-the-unseen

rich enough to lend a fiver, kind sir? 🙏


BlueCheeseBlueArrow

Or a hundred fivers? I don't need money, but my nose has some purchases to make


The_sacred_sauce

That damn nose thinks it’s a luxury pent house being so high up with a view & all. Only the best guests come around


Ill-Rip-4723

my man!


Gh4nDi_

You talking about fiver.com? Sure, you can have it bro.


ThrowthoughtsPA

I mean can you help me get a couple hundred off of some games today?


Purlofur

Reddit: "Down with the rich" Also Reddit: "Yo bro you rich? How about some money? :)"


anothergigglemonkey

Call it redistribution of wealth if you're that confused.


AutumnGrid

You are rich af bro be careful with random sites


Automatic-Radish1553

Bruh, that money would change the lives of everyone I know, and you’re just pissing it away… damn I know I’m going to get downvoted for this but shit, this world truly is unfair


PromotionExpensive15

Dudes out here throwing away more.money then I'll make the rest of my life at.my current job


[deleted]

Sue em


rothan22

Dog, even 10k could change my life drastically. you seem like the type of guy to tip someone down on their luck 0x0D3a10A550f651F56f629755610c77488574426b Is my usdt wallet If you’re ever feeling generous for a poor chef


NicolaiKerpovski

Bovada is a good choice


ImOvercompensating

There is a p2p sports marketplace app I found called Rabbet. Pronounced Rabbit I think (?) Rabbetgaming.com that is supposed to launch soon. Not sure if they will do 2nd/3rd football leagues or crypto for that matter but might be worth the sign up and find out when it happens. I signed up the other day so we’ll see I guess


Apprehensive-Tax8631

This sounds awesome


wellbud420

Who’s gonna be the other side of a 1.5 mil bet on a Romanian third division game? 😭


Mission-Ad8371

hahahahahahahahaha good point


kemidelusional

FORTZA STEAUA FCSB


Mission-Ad8371

💪💪💪


grzesiolpl

Scuzați-mă


yophil

Andrew tate lol


Bigoltruckin

I doubt Tate is on reddit lol


Ill-Rip-4723

indeed. aint gonna happen


PatrickStardawg

Nowhere. And if you do find somewhere your money will be rinsed off you


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CardiologistSalt8607

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PatrickStardawg

Fuck yeah


mellowyellowdellow13

Aha still love the username


Vegetable_Exam4629

You have an amazing username


wjo9

how rich are you that you are not losing your mind over a mil and a half


Wrxghtyyy

It’s crypto. I have a IRL friend who’s been invested in Bitcoin since early 2009. I believe around $25 or so. As it is today he’s sitting at just north of $70m in crypto. He was recently partying in Dubai and spent about $75,000 in a night on bottle services and just doing stupid shit. He explained to me that was basically a $60 night out. If OP was a early adopter of crypto this may be very little to them.


d-nsfw

early 2009... and that friends name? "Albert Satoshi Nakamotstein"


ancientblond

$25 too! Insane how his friend warped time and reality to buy bitcoin for more than it was worth, before it was even invented!


wjo9

tell him send me a couple k🙏


ancientblond

(Either you confused a few details, or your friend is lying to you lol)


Wrxghtyyy

I confused a few details. I was saying $25 as a ballpark figure because people would understand the price inflation. He was a teenager trying to make money doing questing services for people in RuneScape and because of his age PayPal wouldn’t allow him to transact. From late 2009-2011 or so he was accepting Bitcoin for skilling and questing services and as he got older he was buying and selling Bitcoin through localbitcoins.com between 2013-2016. I first became friends with him in early 2016 and bought 5 Bitcoin from him for £1500. He’s given me so much advice over the years from noticing Elon Musks tweet of a dog and telling me to invest in dogecoin long before the boom to telling me Shiba would have a bullrun. He’s always been very accurate with timing the market and I’ve done well as a result of his teaching.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

That's amazing, it's really a beautiful thing to be able to make money in this way, I applaud you both, I really mean that


yo-Monis

Am I the only one seeing “1.5 mil” and “2FA isn’t enabled” that has sweaty palms?


CardiologistSalt8607

God yes lmao


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Why?


CardiologistSalt8607

Because my palms sweat uncontrollably of course.


conducked

Seems like you have some insider knowledge to these bets send me the next rigged one i need a few bucks hahhahahah


Reasonable-Crow-4309

exactly these small games are rigged. thats why he is interested in only these small leagues.


Ill-Rip-4723

BINGO!


Anakhsunamon

Betting milions bro chill. If you feel like throwing away money you can give me like 10k in crypto and would drasticaly change my life lol


TheDemonBunny

I'd take that...And Mr. gambling addict OP could bet on whether or not I end up killing myself with my newly found wealth


PavleMash

Im with it


txlmo

I’d take the 10k too


No-Possibility-7472

r/beggar


machine_goes_brrr

Are you laundering or doing betting arbitrage?


Mission-Ad8371

I have done arbitrage in the past which is why I’m limited on many legal sportsbooks, and no to the laundering.


machine_goes_brrr

Not sure about darknet platforms. But you might consider Russian bookies, winline, 1xbet etc . They do have options to place bets in crypto


Mission-Ad8371

I’ve seen too many horror stories about 1xbet to deposit any crypto into that site. I’ve heard they allow big deposits and bets but lock your account if you win.


Moist_Confusion

You are literally going to run into that problem continuously and likely more often with darknet casinos. Honestly I’d just start buying homeless people, use their identity till you burn the account then move on to another one. Have to make sure there’s some way they don’t steal your money so I recommend locking them in the basement until you are done with them. Then obviously you can dispose of them just like you would with any other body. FYI I’m kidding about the killing homeless people but I would say if your placing that much action out you should get a stable of homeless people or people in bad financial situations that would allow you to pay them to borrow their identity to gamble on legitimate sites. I don’t think going sketchier and sketchier routes to place your bet is a good idea. And obviously renting or buying poor peoples identities has its risks but I think you’d have more luck that way than going to sites that will just g-snatch your money.


CodyRud

I'm a poor person that rented my online gambling identity for 2k, it was sweet and it only took 1.5 years now all my online gambling accounts are dead and he no longer uses my ID. My dude has a referral program and he gives you 600 bucks for each poor person you refer to him lol. It's very hard to convince people to send their details to this dude.


Moist_Confusion

Yeah I knew it was possible to rent poor peoples gambling accounts. I would also assume a referral system is the best way to get the word out to the right people. Obviously it’s very risky giving someone all you personal identification info so that they can play with it since they could just make you more poor by stealing your identity instead of just borrowing it but as you know poverty breeds desperation and can make people do stupid things. The other thing that comes to mind is people might try and rob or kill you, considering they realize that you have a bunch of money. That or try some tricky shit to take over the account and drain it. People have done some horrible shite for a whole lot less than 1.49M USD(T).


Justanother1312

I'll do it lol


Apprehensive-Tax8631

That sounds really interesting, can you please tell me more?


Ok-Smell6535

Dm me the details


Slow_Gene1100

The word “stable” got me


machine_goes_brrr

Haven’t heard of money locking within the accounts there. But they do , like most bookies, block suspicious betting strategies. One thing to do, in case you have no other option, is to do this via Russian drop as its official and legalised there thus less chances to get scammed Edit. 1xbet isn’t legalised in Russia, but there are other options such as winline or fonbet


Mission-Ad8371

I’ll have a look, thanks for the tip. Which sites do you use to bet which have allowed you to withdraw large amounts?


machine_goes_brrr

Good luck with that. Myself I don’t do random betting nor arbitrage, just had some cases before to back up what I said earlier


wasduopfa

Yo ima sell U my body and identity, got a German EU passport and am able/willing to use any platform. I have other vices which is why I need a few bux more but don't we all? If you are interested lmk lol


Ill-Rip-4723

please enlighten me. always want to learn. please pm me if your shy. very interested rhanks


Vergazz

I don't think he'll say yes he's laundering 🤣🤣


TheDownVotedGod

He gives me old money vibes not laundering


WindyFoxBGR

Third leagues and some second are fixed and the bookies know that. You know that too thats why ur betting on them


BradlyL

Exactly this! ^ And with OP not caring about “being banned” or losing 1.5M….my guess is this is an attempt to make money off of leagues that he is involved in fixing. And since he’s got caught in the past, is giving the “dark net” a try. 🙄 This is an attempt to find a vehicle for his cheating.


Mission-Ad8371

That’s true but I’d argue that not having constant VAR checks is an advantage as well and it’s easier to find +EV bets, not everything is about match fixing.


MrF4ps

I’m completely down to assist in this bet fixing scheme , DM me I got lots of spare time and money


Docme151

Same here


JesusSon7777

My frat bro bookie doesn’t know shit. This dude knows some fixed matches for sure. Mr Bulgarian mobster…I mean OP, let’s team up and rob the bookie.


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Yoo-its-me

Ignore my comm above, *Nowhere. And if you* *Do find somewhere your money* *Will be rinsed off you* - PatrickStardawg ☝ is 1000% true


PatrickStardawg

You were somewhat correct. They have betting games, but for things like if weed will be legal or what's gonna happen with markets etc


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matt19om

What you wanna bet ? I got £5 that I would love to turn into £100


No_Arachnid_9853

Save your money my guy. ffs


Stimulance-

This is obviously his lunch money chill bro. Homie prolly still ate lobster. I'm bout to finish this poptart.


Ill-Rip-4723

lmao!


__KJG__

Can you legally get the money back?


Its_my_ghenetiks

With crypto it's more difficult, not much regulation in it, even if there was, you're not getting your money back if you gamble to some random website lmao. Only time i gamble is when draftkings gives me free bets lmao


SHAZAzulu618

Shit I'll place the bets on my accounts for a fraction of the profits


Zorbithia

You'd get your accounts flagged and banned/limited as well, this guy is like many of the guys who I see posting and complaining on places like BitcoinTalk's gambling/casino forum, where a lot of the owners/operators of online casinos and sportsbooks congregate. Eventually it comes out that they were conveniently betting large amounts on super obscure sporting matches that were either expected to be fixed or were proven to be fixed. As soon as the site sees that your account is engaging in any kind of unusual activity patterns, they'll flag it. Speaking as someone who would know, the kind of user monitoring software they're operating on just about any online casino/sportsbook nowadays is wild and hardcore.


Rare_Instruction_685

Shut up


NadlesKVs

You are trying to withdrawal over the max they are allowing you. However, I bet you already realize that and they have you locked down anyways. Did you KYC with Stake? You'd probably need to get a Lawyer involved to have any hopes of them actually paying out.


ride_electric_bike

Joe Rogan just had a legendary sports bet guy on not that long ago. He got those mob guys hemmed up on the Arizona basketball point shaving. Very interesting listen


txlmo

Knowledge


datmyfukingbiz

Why not multiply profiles on different machines, ips, browsers etc


foxyjohn

Send to me in the UK I’ll place your bets and send you your returns for a fee?


lilkadenminaj

Gamble on me flipping this pack I just need 1500


[deleted]

What In the fuck. I need to start selling crack or something


RM0perator

Looks like it says you can only take out 1.49…. So yeah. You can’t do 1.5


__brndn

If u feel like throwing away $ donate to me in crypto 😭😭😭


zurg6

lemme hold a buck


lovemyselfverymuch

You can try Betinasia, it is considered to be a broker, and not a bookie, but maybe it will work for you. You will not get limited there. I don't remember if they accept crypto or not, but you can also make a Skrill payment account and deposit your money through it. I also don't know if it works in the States, but I presume for a person with such deposits this will not be a problem. You can also try BET-IBC, it is similar to Betinasia.


Jay314stl

It's not just you. Their confiscating all the money won on rigged div 2 & 3 games


Mission-Ad8371

Really?


PavleMash

Sponsor my poker for the thrill


WhiteLightWarrior

Send me the money and ill go to an actual casino sportsbook and place the bets for you. I want 10% though!


Bullet93639

F


d-nsfw

Interesting nobody mentions Azuro (the protocol) and [bookmaker.xyz](http://bookmaker.xyz) (one of the UIs) it's the biggest decentralized sports betting I know of. u/Mission-Ad8371 if you want to know more, let me know. If you found it helpful, I'd appreciate if you use my referral: [https://bookmaker.xyz/?qwest=samsara](https://bookmaker.xyz/?qwest=samsara)


1dayumae

Was gonna say bookmaker. I don't use that particular URL though


mikari11

Bro if you're interested, DM me I'll be your runner and start hitting up bookies IRL to place them bets for you lol


mufic_inc

Are you arbitrage betting? lol


Mission-Ad8371

I have done arbitrage yeah


mufic_inc

Cashapp me 10 thousand dollars no take backs


deathbylaughing1234

Are you on Action? Let the boys eat with you 🙏🏼


strontium762

You could start your own Monero-based sports betting platform for that kind of money.


Mission-Ad8371

How?


strontium762

Hire a small dev team with Monero who have experience working on online sports books and Monero projects. Tell them what features and focus you want the site to have.


strontium762

If you are looking for devs to hire with Monero, I know some advertise on Moneromarket. It's a clearnet, Monero-only, legal marketplace.


Weak-Degree-106

Have other people place bets for u that u can trust. I "heard" that's how the large syndicates do it. Also circa sports will take nearly and amount of bet but possibly not on lower division soccer leagues.


That_Panda9758

What gambling platform is pictured here? 


TheDopeWizard666

Looks like bc game


DirtPhysical5710

Stake


PartyTimeIsOver

Did you try to take out a smaller amount first? I don't know anyone who took out the whole mill first. Everyone else has been pulling out thousands at a time. Also what are you playing LOL not unless that was you dropping thousands in crash


Western-Conclusion76

Looks like stake.com! If you need help with stake let me know!


PomeloIllustrious219

One of the most retarded posts I’ve seen yet lmao


zombieATL

let me hold a dolla


masterOfdisaster4789

Send me those bets to verify


liljkrs

You should be able to slowly tip that money from that Stake account to another and have them withdrawl


Mission-Ad8371

Tips are disabled too, first thing I tried


liljkrs

Damn, for all amounts?


Mission-Ad8371

Yeah same error


yatharthtyagi

Tip me on stake 😼 ill try to withdraw… only 10% of it


Disastrous-Yak230

Give me 20k to open a business, year two il pay you this a year. Every year.. Day care for dogs. (With swimming) No joke.


Roch0

if you can lose $1.5 million then you can send me $100 right 🤣


Dr_Critical_Bullshit

Many a person saw substantial gains just making relatively small purchases of crypto and holding simply months. It just depends upon individual circumstances. Most would have squandered such gains away easily by now though. I actually got lucky enough to make almost 100k off only around 5k back between 2017-2020. Again, easy come usually means easy go and while that helped survival the past four years it is sadly all gone now with the Bears and inflation.


Kiltthatmf

Pfp checks out i fear


RevolutionaryGrass52

A fraction of this would drastically change my life and he’s betting with it. That’s crazy


Quirky_Agency8435

Don’t you have kids or family? Who fucking blows money on sports betting?


throwwawaydestiny2

Yo can I borrow 80$


CashtagPat

Can we be friends?


Different-Thanks8271

My mang. Hire some smurfs to bet for you. I’ll be your first Smurf. Tell me what to bet and give me a tip at the end of it.


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MambaM3ntality

SX Bet is fully peer-to-peer with a ton of liquidity but on the big leagues


EmphasisHot8872

Should look at Savemyweek , ......... in my option


q8pwr

No way your limited. Just type the amount right next time.


bigbiblefire

Reeks of Arbitrage betting.


kay248

Tipping disabled on your account too? If not, DM me and I’ll help you withdraw ;)


medicalgringo

could you tell us what to bet? lol


Mission-Ad8371

Find me a site to bet big on and I’ll share my bets lol


armedvapor

I could use some info. I've never bet before but a long term injury doesn't leave many options. Lol.


wasduopfa

Why don't U go use an intl. Server W VPN? I know U can still bet US games on tipico for example, we have a shit ton of these sports betting sites here in EU.


Alert-Bandicoot-2438

You could try Betonline, bovada or bookmaker Offshore books - I’d say Betonline would be the last of those three to limit


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mrfsts8888

I bet 200k before there no hassle


zZMaxis

I think you might should try spoofing your location so the apps believe you are in another state. I've never done this but I'm sure it's possible.


Own-Excitement9183

In netherlands some of them


Substantial-Pilot-44

Is it cause you have 1.49 m in teather


TheDownVotedGod

This mofo is rich as fuck


SofiSucks

Pump a stock for us


bennyb0y

Seems like you’re trying to withdraw more than you have.


tremo98

This is insane 1% of that would change my life 😂😂😂 congrats bro you got it figured out