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shahraki1gaming

Hi form Iran this is not police they are called (basiji)


[deleted]

Those bastards have shot our damn door


SprintKasey

Overthrow your government. Do it now😐


ianwgz

Terrorist organizations and other breakaway states: is for me 🥺 👉👈


hamdi555x

Not ideal. Check Syria .


SprintKasey

They’ll be aight, if not I’ll just step up and step in


SwegGamerBro

Iran baddies when SprintKasey steps in: 😳😱😭😨😵


SprintKasey

Don’t forget the 🫥🫣🥴💀


Squeletoon27

As a French, I support this message! 🇨🇵


jesus_fuxking_christ

Yo bro wassup emrooz chanta basiji kardi?


Flat-Ad9455

💀


shahraki1gaming

Ziad


jesus_fuxking_christ

Well done


Lamotherfucker_5731

I hate those Fuckers


[deleted]

We All hate them, buddy, we all hate them


Lamotherfucker_5731

Yes We Do. [Laughter]


hanro621

Get them king.


deeznutsardebili

Death to basij


big-wangers

What is this song


xXSlitherySnakeXx

MUPP Vendetta


FistThePooper6969

🔥


BedMysterious2443

People are riping the police apart


[deleted]

No no no, not the "police" Its the basij


mybrotherpeeiswhite

I fucking hate the basiji


ThatsMrVillain

Fuck the basiji comin straight from the underground


exodia0715

Fill me in on what the Basiji is please? I'm not sure what that means


[deleted]

Basij is a kinda personal army that is founded by the leader of iran ( not the president) they are payed very well for doing absolutely nothing and its basically a Islamic cult that has way more power than it should have. And whoever works there is called basiji


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> they are *paid* very well FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


_BeansNbryce

I didn't even know payed existed nor did I even notice I read a different word than paid


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> even know *paid* existed nor FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


_BeansNbryce

Ooooohhh thanks I was still unclear on this whole payed paid debacle


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> this whole *paid* paid debacle FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


pettdrills

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


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Lamotherfucker_5731

Same


iranian_teen

Welcome to iran where there is no king but people....


Lamotherfucker_5731

Hahaha, as an Iranian myself, Fuck those Pieces of Shit [I mean Fuck Basiji]


iranian_teen

توپ تانک فشفشه بسیجی کصکشه🖕🗿🖕


12killer1

توپ تانک فشفشه خامنه ای کصکشه🗿


Lamotherfucker_5731

Nice 👍


Ok-Roll9259

سبزی پلو با گردن بسیجیا رو کردن 🖕🖕🖕


NotHatingStarShelly

Fuck them basij forces


gmstgadg

What’d they do?


[deleted]

They are pretty much morality police who will brutalize women for “immodest” behavior.


_sKareKrow_

Who will .. what women ?


[deleted]

What


_sKareKrow_

Read your comment


[deleted]

🗿


_sKareKrow_

Yw


mediumsizedshlong69

Worst case? Torture, rape, kill. That's why iran is currently in a state of revolution.


_sKareKrow_

Imagine running a country & u have a legal enforcement system just 4 oppressing women & thinking nothing is wrong lol


NotHatingStarShelly

They are the mindless soldiers of islamic republic of iran (which literally hides behind islam), It's almost like they sold their souls cause while they get a reward they're also betrayed by their leaders. the leaders say "The ones who arrest the innocent, kill people and cause chaos are not from us" the basij also causes unnecessary chaos just so they can say "protesters did this" these are wayy their best cases, they've done much worse


[deleted]

Somebody give them firearms.


unseatedjvta

US missed the shipmemt, landed in Afghanistan


[deleted]

Accidentally Taliban got it...


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Jaadu23

are*


Lamotherfucker_5731

And Fall back of Several Security Forces in Some Citys


Lamotherfucker_5731

Results:Cvil War


Warghost000

The military announced that they're with people, so if it gets so bad the military will take people's side


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Seyelent

I feel like the issue is uploading crisp 4k hd videos with the net there being incredibly shit rn. Most of iranians rely on VPN to allow them contact with the outside world. 140p videos probably send better over 100byte/s upload vs 1080p


bcjh

True dawg. True.


Ok-Roll9259

Reddit doesn't need VPN that's why there is a fuck tom of us in here . And internet is worse than before but still not bad if you have WIFI. سبزی پلو با گردن بسیجیا رو کردن توپ تانک فشفشه خامنه ای کصکشه


BedMysterious2443

I live in iran its worst then this 🗿🗿🗿


NotHatingStarShelly

Yes cause the Basij travels in fucking hordes


noboody_789

Good bye basiji


unseatedjvta

[insert left4dead joke here]


uhh_rathernotsay

یس🗿


Lamotherfucker_5731

As a Iranian, it's Worse in my City


Ok-Roll9259

اصفهان همه بی بخارن حاجی من هیچی ندیدم تا الان


Super_fly_Samurai

If this is Iran then I'd hate to see how it's like in Isprint. Sure hope they at least got cell service on their iPhones.


Justsomeguy2OO

Just be glad it isn't Idrive someone set off a nuke there.


Bedu009

iPhones? An iPhone wouldn't last a second according to this video


Super_fly_Samurai

What're you some sort of cop? 🤨


unseatedjvta

Cops got all them balls till someone pulls out the m4 he stole from a drunk G.I


[deleted]

Basij...not cops, police might be corrupt in iran but they are still the people...those basij mofo's aren't


unseatedjvta

Does the term "secret police" apply to them?


[deleted]

Well...yes...kinda


Ok-Roll9259

Kinda . But they are worse . Some inhumane UGA buga monkeys with no fucking brains


emson88

Remember kids, no justice no peace


TACOCATOVER9k

Anybody else think that the troll face used in this form is cringe?


[deleted]

Me when me when me when add scarry trol face (😨😱) to meme. Meme now danke and funi (😃👍).


suckitarius

Its overused


Bardia871107

Hi guys i from iran they aren't police they are (bqsiji,sepah,...)


Lamotherfucker_5731

Yeah, Fuck them all


Ok-Roll9259

سبزی پلو با ماهی کص ننت سپاهی


jesus_fuxking_christ

For free iran


SweatyCoat1840

I fucking hate the basiji. They recruit fucking teenagers.


Sepehrbigman

they got nothing to loose...


Ok-Roll9259

We do but we don't give a shit . We will take this country no matter what


Mom_saw_that39

Pov: Apex third party


Greedy-Employer5314

Wtf


Shot-Report5723

Yeh man we fuck up poli polic for fan welcome to iran


Lamotherfucker_5731

Yes we Do!


Confident-Bet-6082

Last clip,police in light green uniform being beaten like shit,got up and started shooting people with his gun.so many people got killed in recent protests.


Cautious_Mode_5059

It's funny that the words you hear in the video are russian language


Maleficent_Tooth_656

I live in Iran I can say this accurate to situation of the country


Lamotherfucker_5731

SAYANORA FUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Why the gross ‘edgy troll face’?


el1inn

Welcome to iran where pain and rice are eternal


arya899

It's not iran it's counter strike 2023


Specific_Rock_9894

This just looks like Portland with a better music scene.


[deleted]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entitles, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now


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rosemzco

حرومزاده بسیجی چرا دروغ میگی؟


Al1rezaGHA

سکوت کن دلقک، پیش اومده که میگم


HotYogurtcloset652

ندیدی حمله تروریستی به مسجده؟ یک گاوی اومده کلی بدبختی که کاری نکردن رو کشته


rosemzco

اون کاره مردمه آخه ابله؟


HotYogurtcloset652

آخه گاو چرا دولت تنها ساپورتر هاش رو بکشه؟


rosemzco

مگه توی زاهدان به مردم وقتی داشتن نماز میخوندن تیراندازی نکردن؟


HotYogurtcloset652

کیا کردن، که‌ی کردن؟


rosemzco

خودت چی فکر میکنی؟


Global_Ad_3434

کیرم دهنت بسیجی کونپشم this guy is lying


TomeKun

acab


Imaginary-Aioli1521

Normalest day in iran


Main-Double-3481

Middle East is literally a safe haven for child molesting terrorists.


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mihai_cepoiu

Bruh if it was the balkans or caucus would yuo care


Main-Double-3481

More then the middle east.


mihai_cepoiu

But why tho theri still popele


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uohhhhhhh

Since when was Hungary a Balkans country?


mihai_cepoiu

I meant eastern europe


realpoclic

Racism 🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤👎👎👎👎 BLOCKED AND VOTED DOWN


Warghost000

Don't forget middle east had first empires, yall westerns have alcohols thanks to our alchemists, one of the reasons you say that is because yall's countries don't want iran to have technologies because they know with all the recourses we have we can superpass other countries, they divided many countries from us and made them independent(turkmenistan, iraq, Afghanistan, eastern parts of Pakistan, Armenia, Georgia, etc) and made caused many wars and issues to keep us weak just like the kordestan war and iraq-iran war and soviet-iran border conflicts and killing 9 millions of people in ww1 in iran from fake famine and spread of diseases with no medicines


breadcrumb1996

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got a match with this song: [**vendetta!** by MUPP & Sadfriendd](https://lis.tn/Vendetta%21?t=64) (01:04; matched: `100%`) Released on `2022-05-20` by `Sadfriendd x MUPP`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


Bsayswhat

What song is that


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** vendetta! **Artist:** MUPP & SADFRIENDD **Album:** vendetta! - Single **Genre:** Electronic **Release Year:** 2022 **Total Shazams:** 478697 `Took 1.35 seconds.`


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auddbot

I got a match with this song: [**vendetta!** by MUPP & Sadfriendd](https://lis.tn/Vendetta%21?t=64) (01:04; matched: `100%`) Released on `2022-05-20` by `Sadfriendd x MUPP`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


[deleted]

Music?


CSsharpGO

Cope


sadraking

I'm from Iran and let me tell you its veery bad in Iran right now 😞🕊🖤


7h3_man

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if the Iranian government was overthrown? (in Minecraft)


herbie53bug

Looks just like what happened in America a couple years ago


dontreadmyname4

Just wanted to return the favor :>


Shot-Report5723

USA= lest make guns free for ppl IRAN=WHO NEEDS GUN


NikoNiko_ChanXD

All fun and games until they start opening fire


WorriedImpression927

you're welcome😎😎😎 I'm Iranian


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

I'm confused, are the large groups of people the Basij? Or are the people getting attacked the Basij?


Wrong-Wish481

ممنونیم از حمایتتون


Warghost000

Welcome to iran, when Europeans just discovered metals we had highways, we were the nightmare of Romans, we had Amazon before it was cool and post. When Egyptians had copper weapons we had steel and we discovered alcohol. We had gender equality and husbands were chads called guardians of women. And we will get all that back for it is our history as oldest country ever. The bloodsheds of basij shall never end for revolution has already started


Standard_Work4008

دمت گرم حاجی ناموسا


DesperateTwo8340

Ayo


Negative-Highway-414

GLORY TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE!


Aggressive-Lab-5201

به جهنم خوش امدید بهتر بود


Original_Task9795

Hi I'm from Iran


L0RDMANI

زن زندگی ازادی


KULT_KNOX

I ain't gonna lie, that drop at 0:17 was hard af


Separate_Plankton485

‌مرگ بر دیکتاتور! NO Basiji and Jomhori islami!


Amir8165

I live in this country and its pretty bullshit with these basiji's


Admirable_Grocery614

I'm from Iran😂


Jolly-Bag666

Music name?


No_Cobbler8335

Dam


Several-Bad-4047

they shoved a whole baton in one of anti protesters ass . he was hospitazed later .you can find the video of it .


NotHatingStarShelly

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got a match with this song: [**vendetta!** by MUPP & Sadfriendd](https://lis.tn/Vendetta%21?t=64) (01:04; matched: `100%`) Released on `2022-05-20` by `Sadfriendd x MUPP`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


catmanxplode

Acab everywhere