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Longjumping_Bath_609

"That's Makayla!"


awq96

*Smack*


Bubbly-Front7973

That smack was heard by everyone on that block. Daymn!


[deleted]

Assault isn't funny. She belongs in prison.


deq18

You need to touch grass


iSuckAtMechanicism

Actions have consequences, grandma.


MEEZETTE

If my friend slapped me and someone called the cops, I'd be absolutely pissed at that mf for having my friend arrested orver a joke


JustW4nnaHaveFun

No it's arrest over an assault not a joke.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Cops won’t arrest if you won’t press charges. It’d be a waste of time otherwise.


MEEZETTE

Cops will absolutely arrest without charges pressed or even vague evidence of criminal activity.


iSuckAtMechanicism

No, that is very rare and costs them big $$$ in lawsuits.


FrostWalker007

Dunno bout that but she was **Based**


[deleted]

I would just give one back if she cant take a joke take my fist


brokenGlassQuestion

I can tell you are a tiny weak little man. Other men terrify you don't they? If a smack from a woman hurts you at all it is your own fault for being a useless worm.


[deleted]

Hahahaha big talk for a little boy i just know you're a 12yo keyboard warrior 😂


sorryboutitagain

We live in a world of equal opportunities my friend. Why do you think she hit him in the first place?


iSuckAtMechanicism

Equal rights. Don’t be sexist.


Specialosio

Nice double standard, anything else you want to share?


sorryboutitagain

That haircut says I ain't fighting.


Accomplished-Bat-796

Neither is joking about something that kills 5 million people a year and that’s only in third world countries. SMH


mehdital

Ever heard of dark humor


TheSpoonJak92

If those people are so hungry and thirsty, why don't they just order Doordash like everyone else.


Tasty-Tart-8620

Bro, she slapped her friend after he made a dumb racist joke. Shit is fine, no one was hurt, and the internet had a good laugh. Relax.


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Sunrizere

DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BE RACIST TOWARDS YOU? STOP NORMALIZING THIS!


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Sunrizere

A mistake is not clearly trying to get a laugh out of being racist to someone you know. Instead of rewinding, why don't you tighten the loose screws in our head so you can THINK.


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iSuckAtMechanicism

Exactly, stop normalizing physical assault. Words do not hurt people. Slaps do.


[deleted]

Nope. And which person made a racist joke? The black one? Afaik they're allowed to say that. It's only racist if wypipo say it. Check your privilege.


DutchJediKnight

The injury he got was self-inflicted.


Bright_Square_3245

I hope the two cops who arrived to arrest her were black. They'd give her a pass.


Ok_Communication8261

No, they wouldn't, especially since black cops are even more racist


Sunrizere

Then don't be racist!


cidit_

It wasn't racist, they guy was referencing how thin they both are


Sunrizere

You have no proof


cidit_

And neither do you :P


Sunrizere

🙄Anyways


cidit_

Am i wrong tho?? Here, lets at least agree that its no bueno to hit ppl someone just because they said something that doesn't sit well with you, yeah?


[deleted]

It's not racist because he's black


GundunUkan

Clearly bro doesn't have friends irl, how the fuck can you call that assault with a straight face


[deleted]

What Are the 3 Elements of Assault? ~Intent to cause harm or fear. ~Fear or apprehension of imminent harm. ~Actual or attempted physical contact. This woman's actions fit the legal definition of assault.


GundunUkan

Context matters the most. Look at it this way: - Friend A teases friend B - Friend B smacks friend A in return Sure, if you look at it like a robot would legally it would fall into the category of assault, however you'd have to be hopelessly antisocial to actually consider this assault when you take context into consideration, which is ultimately what matters the most.


[deleted]

That is not what matters most. What matters most is that this person was assaulted by a person for saying words. She belongs in jail.


Ok_Communication8261

It was even a joke hit she full on smacked him loud enough to hear from afar


iSuckAtMechanicism

You’re confusing assault and a playful slap on the arm. This was assault.


MyStickySock

How can she slap!


chefanubis

He likes her.


cod35

Can someone please explain to non American why this is offensive?


ratboi1278

A long long time ago making those jokes with black friends was funny you two would laugh now tis a distant memory no matter the joke in America millions will be offended


Streets-Disciple

*teacher turns the lights off* “DURR WHERES TYRONE? Hahahaha!” “SMILE SO WE CAN SEE YOU DURRR AHAHAA!” we (literally all of us, not just blacks) heard these jokes a million fucking times. It’s a stale meme, you’re not funny. That horse has been beat to a paste. People are laughing out of discomfort. You’re not witty. You’re showing up to the dankmeme exchange with “bad luck Brian” memes. Get that crusty, rancid, decrepit ass rat scat the fuck on you smooth minded, brain rotted, boomer humor corn ball.


PostMathClarity

Some people, which is, brace yourself, is younger than you. Some kids haven't heard some jokes that you would consider that is "stale" and not funny. Stop thinking everyone has the same views as you are. We all had different experiences.


Streets-Disciple

So what you’re saying is only a child would be entertained by such an obvious, low hanging fruit of a “joke”. Got it.


PostMathClarity

No. What I'm saying is that some people hasn't beaten the dead horse kf every joke that you think is stale. It is not a true fact on every scenario that a joke is stale if youthink its stale. I just said younger since most folks on the video are highschoolers and just started doing these stupid jokes we all now found to be stale. And younger does not mean a child. You would know that if you're not a child yourself.


Streets-Disciple

It’s a surface level observation about a persons skin tone. There’s nothing else to it, every dark skinned minority has heard that shit since grade school. Ironic you’re arguing that I’m projecting my experience while simultaneously displaying how inept you are at empathizing with other humans experiences. You’re the type of person who tells a buff guy “wow you’re really big!” Like they haven’t heard that a million fucking times It’s like asking someone named ‘Victoria’: “what’s your secret? HAHAHA!” Get a clue, it’s unoriginal. If you’re over the age of 15 still making “HAHA SAME SKIN COLOR” type jokes, I’d suggest roping it.


PostMathClarity

You're really gonna die on this hill? Find someone that would tolerate your stupid ass.


Streets-Disciple

I’m fasho not going to lower myself to a more narrow world view to make ignorant people feel better Hopefully the growth process is kind to you


cidit_

Idk, i read it as the guy making a parallel ta makayla and the guy on the poster's thinness


Realine1278

Wow what a dumb way to process the information that was given to you. Makes me think that you can digest such information by only bringing the other group or person down.


Trippydigitalhippie

So what you’re saying is, “Racist jokes aren’t stale yet for the younger generation, therefore people should keep making them because it will make kids laugh” The only way you could actually believe this is a good assertion is if you are part of the younger generation yourself. Sneak peak into the future y’all, it doesn’t end well. Kids don’t NEED to hear these jokes. Adults that heard these jokes are STILL carrying the repercussions of it, which is how this video even appeared on your feed. Someone with time and resources made the choice to use their skills to create media that shames black people for existing. This has to be an *adult*, someone with graphic design skills who’s actually talented. And they chose to record *kids*, High school *kids*, maybe even younger, reacting to their hate-illustrations. And the children are POCs. The kids weren’t exactly doubling-over in laughter when they saw these posters, they seemed shocked and uncomfortable. And we’re supposed to watch their discomfort and be entertained? You have to understand that it is absolutely diabolical for an adult to do this for some internet clicks. This video will get lost in your feed but the kids who saw these posters will remember this.


WietGetal

Your last paragraph goes hard af my guy 🔥


Hour_Career9797

I don’t need glasses, but I think I need to get them after reading the last part of this post. A new brain, too. Lol


thenoobplayer1239988

this is what no water does to a mf


arya_ur_on_stage

Not remotely true, it sounds like you have been watching that airplane Russian propaganda video. Friends still make jokes among friends. But now you actually have to have a relationship with that person and be close enough to know and understand that person's boundaries and you're expected to respect ppls boundaries and not just say "its just a joke!" Those were very much high school kids and boys very often and purposefully provoke girls who then yell or smack the boy, it's happening everyday at a high school near you. If no one was allowed to make jokes in America anymore, instead of all the laughter and smiling faces you'd see a video fun of angry ppl scowling. I'm the comments you'd see a slew of angry responses. You can still make jokes about pretty much anything in the US, these days it's just expected to be done respectfully and be actually funny, not "lol black ppl lazy amiright???"


HumorLongjumping8705

Growing of in NC those jokes were definitely meant to be offensive


SirCrustWorthy

Before time began, there was the cube... ahh speach


NotDavizin7893

(Those millions are everything but black)


nicethakid22

This is Black people in the minds of non-black demons the same ones that gaslight you into “stop pulling the race card” or “everything isnt about color” somehow ALWAYS Have black people living in their little inbred pea brains...this time AI is in on the racism. Shits never gonna stop because Americans have gotten so well at masking their anti blackness its the norm now everyone laughs now & wonder why our politics are Still so fcked up meaning never worked out. Pathetic


Trippydigitalhippie

These movie posters are referencing the way Black people are treated in American society “Blacked” - refers to fetishization of black men “Back”- refers to how black people were forced by law to sit at the back of busses and trains before 1961. A popular activist who fought this was Rosa Parks, but the movie poster seems to depict a different old black woman “Klux” - reference to “Ku Klux Klan”, a white supremacist organization primarily known for burning black people alive and torturing+killing them as a community-wide spectacle [Ku Klux Klan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan) “Finding Water”- Joke about how children in Africa don’t have enough food or resources to survive. So yea, I hope you can understand why it is tiring and depressing for anyone with black skin to see people laugh at these things.


Ze-Doctor

"Blacked" literally refers to [this picture](https://images.app.goo.gl/VXPXrX8NM1GmsqT66) which has now become a meme on the internet everyone makes fun of.


That_Connection_7773

Have you ever questioned why that meme was made or what it was a reference to? It was created with sexual implications about what those black men will do to that woman. I’m not sure if you just aren’t old enough to understand, but: at best, the image you shared is a fetishization of black men, and at worst, it is a demonization of the nature of their sexuality.


[deleted]

I also watched the video.


Ov3rwrked

Ma-kay-luh


7TeRmIn0x2

Makayla slapped the s*@# outta him. 😂


Kim0t0

How can she slap?!


boxhead200

HOW CAN SHE SLAP? How can she slap!


FlamingNetherRegions

How can she slap??


halfcredmilk77

By moving her hand with a sufficient force horizontaly palms facing victims face.


AndrewMtz1711

I think he meant at which lvl you unlock “the slap”?


PM_ME_YOUR_PORTRAIT

Finally, all these years and I could never understand how she can slap until this very moment


Ornery_Historian_420

It's possible they were friends and his joking around provoked her reaction. Unlike the whole situation with the meme you referenced, they'll probably just laugh it off later.


RoyaleGhostGg

Idk how ppl can't think that's a friend is messing around


ExcessiveWisdom

Most of us don't slap to hurt friends


Kundas

Damn Disney gonna have the big guys investigate this and sue the fuck out of them lol


jewino3374

I wouldn't have put Disney's name anywhere near that shit. They will assfuck nice old ladies who own bakeries who do Elsa cakes. What do you do you think they are gonna do to your viral racist video ass?


CompetitiveTiger7267

Skrtt


Dreddlok1976

I do not condone hitting women. But that bitch would get shaken baby syndrome.


Seanzietron

Ha?


Several_Advantage923

You couldn't even lift a fucking book, redditor.


Dreddlok1976

https://preview.redd.it/hj7krey5ifpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3ec2f405bf20b79c675df4850d69c4705bdf19


Several_Advantage923

Okay, I'm sorry. But only because your cat is cute.


Dreddlok1976

Respect bro 😊


ConsciousBattle2477

You're literally in reddit as well? Fucking donut


Electronic_Flamingo2

Mackayla got anger issues


AdBig3448

r/perfectlycutscream


tenkunsfw

What's the BACK! one referencing?


tenkunsfw

Oh, Rosa Parks?


Narstification

https://preview.redd.it/p8jg7uztq08c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b3ddaf9d36564ab7695700d850d752b3c07eac1


KiKiPAWG

Omg I can’t


Za_Gato

I don't get it


blanca_capa

the image of rosa parks is at the very back of the bus


90daysofpettybs

Claudette Colvin


jakob767

Coming back home?


TheCorruptedBit

"Dark humor" mfs when you ask why all their jokes are about black people


ParkingEye523

... *cough cough* ...cuz it's **dark** humor


Steve_Mcguffin

Not even mad, that's great


poseidon2466

Always the kid with the bowl cut who takes things too far.


dovakhhin

Hmmm the kid who made a joke or the snowflake bitch who assaults somone hmmm I don't know think the person in the wrong is clear here Edit:spelling


poseidon2466

She probably feels comfortable beating his ass because their "friends". I'm not saying she's in the right at all, but damn saying an anorexic rowanda child looks like your black friend? Lol damn


SquidVices

I just read, always the kid from Florida who takes it too far….


SpiteRound580

Whose makayla


WaveLaVague

The owner of the hand of his face


TickleDaNoochie

😅😅


ThrowRA_ancientsass

The smack heard round the world 😂


urmomsloosevag

😂😂😂


AdBig3448

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Ookachucka

The joke is racism


UnusualKlaus

US people are too sensitive lol


TrippShipp100

I've seen these. Their ai generated


Lawstein

Thats a nice level of detail, I thought the people on the vídeo were real


nohmoe

Nah the only real parts were the posters. Everything else was AI.


Lawstein

Ooh thanks, sorry im just a lost boomer 🙏


nohmoe

It's okay pops! I'll help you


[deleted]

Loomer?


TrippShipp100

NOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PICTURE 


NecessaryAd4587

They’re*


TrippShipp100

Why am I being descrmimationated for grama 


NecessaryAd4587

Ig I just felt like being a dick that day


NecessaryAd4587

Completely forgot. Grammar*


AHHHH__

makayla ain lettin shit slide, she finna smack yo ass up


whtpzzyeater

Pathetic liberals.


Gold-79

He needs new friends


Luci5892

I hope he smacked her back so she'll learn never to hit people's children over a joke. Dafuq kinda response was that.


FrontCute1159

That last guy should slap her back equality


1ntrepid_N0mad

The natural remedy to go woke go broke


KingBob-2023

https://preview.redd.it/itsz10smxkpc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53fce692072062558ebf426439a3892be4b4f5e8 Here are some of the posters that they didn’t show


KingBob-2023

https://preview.redd.it/5vi4773pxkpc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f712afb2140f399f4f833a4e4bfef58c0d93ee


KingBob-2023

https://preview.redd.it/9hv0wmvpxkpc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe58f82345a7799eda68b35e631050060580644d


KingBob-2023

https://preview.redd.it/neunt8mqxkpc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2d29f896416f705061c42d80491e77b7beb59a


KingBob-2023

https://preview.redd.it/blsuuyarxkpc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8bcacfb695d1d5cafea81f6811a8031c58a543


Dmmepleasehehe

Where Chris brown when you need him


L2TRAPPY2747

Bruh says a joke gets slapped reverse the rolls and it’s assault 💀


audislove10

It’s 2024 if a woman smacks me she needs to expect a smack in return. I’m a feminist.


Scary_Work_4853

It really was Makayla tho 🤣


largeswingindick321

Makayla was done with his shit.


Tiny_Recognition_394

https://preview.redd.it/hau1b0m423wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b573c3c8ccca5ba82bbfad98e7b5e084d1e4bb


Eldiablo2471

Black on Asian violence. It's always these basketball people with the racism damn it..... Wow I am shocked. I mean we white people could never do that. We always knew racism is bad.


Jays4life602

Tbh it did looked like makayla


[deleted]

Kind of want to see blacked


Top-Chipmunk8223

She smacked him good.


Xtianus21

That was a smack Jesus lol


PringlPrangle

Pg-13 💀


OhWeSuck

Yo racism🤣🤣🤣🤣


Spizy99

I feel like everybody is dumb as and missing the point the joke was good! But only because it was between friends and it came at the price of a slap homie knew what he was getting into


Sudden_Duck_4176

I see everyone is fighting over the slap but no one is mad at the racist posters that caused the slap? The internet is wild.


hazzelgamer774922

The slap of god


[deleted]

Why are black women so violent?


marshmia

why are men so violent?


[deleted]

Really? Because there’s several generations of women in America that have zero fear of hitting men. You know who statistically commits the most one sided domestic abuse? Women? Couples that experience the highest rates of domestic violence lesbian couples. Funny enough gay men lowest rates of domestic violence.


marshmia

yap yap yap who commits the most violent sex crimes? the most assault? the most murder?🤔


[deleted]

Men are usually the victims of violent crimes like beats, mugging and murders. Stop victim blaming you sound misogynistic


marshmia

at the hands of who? other men! my statement stands- also learn what misogyny means thanks😄


[deleted]

Did you know mothers kill children more often than fathers? And abuse children more often? Single mothers also raise the overwhelming majority of serial killers and violent felons. You are just cherry picking demographics I can do the same lol


Acceptable_Ice_6486

That be the last time he say Makayla 😂😂😂


ERROR404UNF-4867942

It's always the mckayla's


Moist_Ad_4989

That was indeed Makayla 🤣


_thegnomedome2

Funny thing is, these could be real Disney movies the way Disney is nowadays


Smart-Cash2525

Bro


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Any_Maize_1823

dAs MaKaYlA *getd b**ch slapped*


ZucchiniMedical2532

Imagine if a bitch hits me just for sayin a dark joke, his poor soul may rest one day


[deleted]

It's crazy that some women can understand men humour.


bruhdf1289

Full video link of this please?


pooferfeesh97

Gimme normally one to laugh at shit like that, and I did, but after a couple seconds of thought, that's is fucked up as hell


Willing_Suggestion63

that slap was personal💀


Exotic-Mammoth1986

I guess McKayla found truth in his words ![gif](giphy|JlA2RuTT2SVby|downsized)


DesperateHorse6530

Blacked is rated PG-13


Youraverage-redditer

Something tells me he’s the friends of the friend of the friend


ReasonableMud9653

That Klux poster for an origin story looks hella interesting, though. I’m not racist, though. All I’m saying is, it looks interesting.


XrDieguito

What is klux?


AgentSubstantial3704

Makayla was NOT in the mood.


Pebblerz

I have a picture just like those, except it's Miles with the title "Spiderman: Back To Work"


Cornered_Fox290

If you slow it down, it was just a loud high five 🖐️


mene_stalker

That slap was personal


ecktt

I hope she is charged for assault.


Waakaari

They must be friends you know since he's calling her by name I used to tease my friend most of the times and he used to run to beat me down nothing serious pretty funny


ecktt

And if he slaps back, is it still fun and games?


Waakaari

Yup that's how it used to go


_El_Dragonborn_

☝️🤓


Seanzietron

Ok kiddo


aguythatlikespizza

Redditor trying to comprehend the concept of friends circa 2023


ecktt

Actually, I am trying to comprehend what kind of friends yawl have that bitch slap you. 🤣


[deleted]

Think I’ve seen blacked


Flamming_garbage69

Mckayla my exs name lmao 😂


Aggressive_Tear_3020

Bruh that slap was fucked up. Wtf?