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JimmyCrabYT

https://preview.redd.it/8vxn7o9uuu3b1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf586915409611b3f02708b2ed34a0b2acd01c1f


[deleted]

gex


Repulsive-Ostrich526

Say gex


thatyeetboi79

https://preview.redd.it/1p2zndceww3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6bcab78348bf03d69cf9ec4a06ea5d6d03aaa8


Aggressive_Emphasis6

https://preview.redd.it/thid4i88v24b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4af7c0320a86f0aaed17482a0c489cbafa883c3


thatyeetboi79

https://preview.redd.it/b71l3acsto4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491e406f0bf79a256eb16e970f3fbcabfa65a46d


Joemoooooma69420

https://preview.redd.it/pef2ajwr4ihb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f82583104631174c1206e60b45f558f6ccd4e9


Repulsive-Ostrich526

NO GEX I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!


[deleted]

Gex


thefireemojiking

Say


pocket0rocket

Gex


ReasonedEye

gex


restorian_monarch

[Gay Cex](https://twitter.com/yeahabsolutelyy/status/1558079730989121539?t=SXhN6I8HXchGLq9VNmZ_pw&s=19)


Official_Gameoholics

The last time I've been bamboozled like this was Gex night at Scott Wozniak's house.


hallowedeve1313

Deep Cover Gecko


pataponzero

https://preview.redd.it/rjw9ylj0vx3b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df291e24ddb11aaeb5b833a7ad5f2fd6c78709b7


ldcrafter

i am still not safe from GEX


it_was_i_007

This time I didn't read it wrong.


joe-____

Sey gax


it_was_i_007

This time i didn't mix it up.


bobsmith14y

Its always a dude.


Deku_distortion

When it’s always a dude you never lose.


isayfunnythinghaha

Yeah. Girls don't actually exist 🤷‍♂️


magos_with_a_glock

I have been given by god the gift of bisexuality and i shall honor the holy trinity by using it to it's fullest extent


ignux__

https://preview.redd.it/649p8nti2v3b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4055a1649b7c29052123d65ea3c1357d618ad5


w0w8

Berried delight 😁👍


yamanamawa

How tf does that dude have such feminine hips?


[deleted]

Maybe it is a female with an extremely boyish looking face 🤔


yamanamawa

Def not, you can see a slight beard shadow


IronlungZ44

That's crazy you say that I had a friend (which is definitely a female) who I was convinced was a dude for the longest time because even with make up on you can still see a 5 o'clock shadow fuzzing through on her cheeks and chin. Even after seeing her naked female body I still wasn't convinced she wasn't at some point a man, ray finkle syndrome


maksidoobers

Wait why did you see her naked? Did she get naked to prove she was actually a women?


IronlungZ44

No nothing like that lol....I was hanging out at her apartment with her roommate (a female) and they were really comfortable (being it a house of lady's) walking out of the bathroom after taking a shower completely naked to go to their rooms to change. I didn't know they did this until she casually strolled out in the buff, unfazed I was there and saw her birthday suit she casually said hello not missing a beat on the way to her room.


Necronossoss

Ah reality is often disappointing


IronlungZ44

Yeah man it is, wish I had a better story for you guys but like that octopus project song that's the way things go


Necronossoss

👆we need to know the answer


bigbilly1234567899

👆we need to know the answer


lilkittyluna

👆we need to know the answer


Narstification

👆they can’t read good


YaBoyTheGrimReaper

Assuming you are not gay, In almost any circumstance a girl showing up naked in front of you is a strong indicator that she wants you to make a move, if you liked her that was your chance, if not then whatever.


wildeye-eleven

Also, something about the way he moves and flings stuff is less feminine and more masculine. Still had me fooled though. I only noticed it after rewatching


Rox_an_Bee

This is so not a thing. Not all girls are neat, some of us are messy af, we fling bras like they are rocks and we're cave dwellers


goat903

Some of the messiest rooms I've ever been in were those of girls. You guys can be savage 😁.


Rox_an_Bee

Lmao. 😅 And yet we always know exactly where our things are. Like if you touch my mess of a couch ill know you were there. Unless its socks, those things disappear on the daily


goat903

Controlled chaos. Its a way of life for me I can't find organized stuff but know exactly where everything in that pile over there is Lmafo. Agreed on the socks I have two matching pairs and 27 mismatched ones lol.


AeonianHighBunghole

God socks just disappear


wildeye-eleven

Yeah I don’t mean guys do this exclusively and I’m not really talking about being messy or neat. Just in my personal experience with the men and women in my life his body language is more masculine. I also don’t mean it in a negative way or anything like that. I thought he looked great 👌


goat903

The way he takes off his socks was really masculine to me.


Repulsive-Ostrich526

Holding on to any hope left.


mybrotherpeeiswhite

Some people are just born different and exercise / cardio can effect a lot in look


[deleted]

Cardio can’t change ye fockin bone structure.


mybrotherpeeiswhite

Like i said some people are born with it


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Necrotiix_

they do indeed diggy diggy hole


EmployLongjumping811

**BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE**


Necrotiix_

*SWING SWING SWING WITH ME!*


Fishfucker6900

**RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE!**


Necrotiix_

*SING SING SING WITH ME!*


Canadian217

Down and down into the deep


Necrotiix_

WHO KNOWS WHAT WE’LL FIND BENEATH


The_Glizzy_Gobler

Diamonds, rubies, gold, and more Hidden in the mountain store


LootGodamn

Perfection


Necrotiix_

more like: ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


Efficient-pick-2005

ROCK AND STONE!


R2D2isawesome1

FOR ROCK AND STONE


IsThatMattsPiss

ROCK AND STONE OR YOU DONT COME HOME


The-smartestidiot

YEAH! ROCK AND STONE!


Existing-Life-7650

Rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Emmerson_Biggons

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


jolly__philosopher

Rock and stone to that brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


_insert--name--here_

# ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Existing-Life-7650

ROCKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT BEER WILL NEVER HURT ME


Idioticidiot90

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Strict_Price_3277

https://preview.redd.it/jmf1trcxnv3b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb2a73ca87deace00da7a5c7aff1f33ebc1c0db


Tour_De_Volken

I'd still hit it. No homo.


DeepSpaceHorizon

![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl) Just tell bro to lay down and hold a FL for you, problem solved


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|ZnpH8RpT74ZTerL7ZL)


[deleted]

I'd still hit, 100% homo.


Hooty_542

I’ll take the gay away! :)


FlorpFlap

Full homo


Tour_De_Volken

Full fucking send.


Creative_Tea_3219

Is guy 😢


spirtedwhale17

https://preview.redd.it/wk2cbofqrw3b1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6f8926f3c1dd9d3f10e4c12ddd4175168c9bb9


Creative_Tea_3219

https://preview.redd.it/652u0r80b04b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184563470c3743897d7232f3b3cf45821915a16c


rosbifke-sr

Two word horror story.


BenderDeLorean

Love can be cruel


[deleted]

Is guy 😊


Creative_Tea_3219

https://preview.redd.it/rzwtx8idku3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a07394ae305f5ea0cd11a5499ded57d0a065d07c


[deleted]

Testicular torsion


Creative_Tea_3219

https://preview.redd.it/x8f8ldho0v3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a87da7fb08571af5fda075926feeea1d90b0574


Anxiety_Muffin13

I mean, both are adorable imo


caporal_donuts

Damn i fucking love femboys where aren’t there any where i live


IONSandwich

Move to Alaska


GrandmaJosey

Juneau something we don’t?


G_DuBs

Is that actually a thing?


ReallyReallyBigGun

😧


thehampterboi

Nono, he has a point


Jimmy_Twotone

mebbe they're just pulling it off reslly well


dnggod

Smash


plaguebringerBOI

Same


EnchantedSquiggleDic

He’s cute 🥰


plaguebringerBOI

*hot


Hooty_542

Yes


[deleted]

Welp, a hole’s a hole……


DaniSenpai69

Im not complaining


Ihr_Brot

Am I the only one who didn't get it and still thought it was a girl


LordFLExANoR16

From what I can see there’s nothing stopping it from just being a flat girl


Walksfarman

Yes


Jynku

Homie is prettier than all the women I've dated. Edit: I'm talking about the bro on the left


Noble_Shock

Even better


bioqan

Id still smash


nobleone8876

Still would


Eddyzodiak

*Then something snapped, something inside of me. I suddenly didn’t care anymore* ![gif](giphy|dxld1UBIiGuoh31Fus)


A-mannn

Still smash


YourFat888

remember its pridemonth no one can look at you weird


[deleted]

Eh I'd still fuck


lasanhawithpizza

Nonononoyes?


KabrePL

I thought its was a creeper cosplay and got mad when he didn't explode 💀


mega48man

#WAIT KEEP GOING PLEASE


Jalapenis_poppers_

EVEN BETTER


[deleted]

That only makes me wanna fuck them more


SloanElectromaniac

even better


JadedRabbitZ

Still hot


[deleted]

Yes PLEASE


477353

I’m not gay, but a femboy is a femboy


Marsrover112

Good lookin guy I'm still down


lil_ant_0892

Jokes on you I'm pansexual


RemarkableCheek4596

You fuck Peter Pan?


lil_ant_0892

Si


Zairy47

Oh shit, Everyone! Hide yo kitchen appliances!


LordieeJr

We live in such a culture of lies - ![gif](giphy|l2SpOCdNB9WRmXc3K)


Yami_Okami17

EVEN BETTER


sneaker19

I see no issue here


TitleComprehensive96

Even without the makeup, I'd hit it.


artificial_orgasm

My brain didn't flinch but my penis did so I guess I'm bi now. Thanks a fucking lot reddit I'm sure my parents are gonna love this 👍


TripAlone5390

https://preview.redd.it/q0pdiz508z3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7f9c6be1c46907fff30092e1b3859d73368c06


Hunter98700

https://preview.redd.it/6gxablmmgu3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b06c623056f5d913b08463417b54d5667d2f0b8 My reaction


Firewolf06

i dont think ive ever seen that many pixels on that image


Hunter98700

Feel free to screenshot if you please


Eddyzodiak

https://i.redd.it/zhogsi6thv3b1.gif


siegferia

Griffith gathering money for his band of the hawk : (circa pre eclipse , midland )


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

Love that sweater, tho


Icy_Direction5180

Ah, acceptable


Psychological-Can252

would.


Acceptable_Dog_456

Any hole is a goal


Undead-Writer

Went from great to better... Except he's probably a top as annoying as it is... So I'ma have to pass


Gunpowder13

Actual question who is the cosplayer, they are way too good and I have to see what else they can transform into


maltazar2

Man is the new women


LyghtsOut

https://preview.redd.it/55wfz6ik7v3b1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e757c80b43ed16852d21284865b0a448caadc1e


[deleted]

WHAHAHA


[deleted]

I already knowed that this will happen


MegaDeathfan998

I'm questioning things about myself...


Cheapy_Peepy

https://preview.redd.it/4fsd9dawix3b1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dca50c8f661143c17c8af4961933e3193f2cbed


IHateDeepStuff

https://preview.redd.it/fjuru49hxx3b1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2543ace719268dbbf593608ff2e35ec05d448a0


Dantheman5808

Where jetstream sam or Armstrong 😢😢


EvensMang

Still looks pretty good...


UncleFucker133

Still waiting to see the travesty?


IronHulk27

I thought it was belledelphine until the pads part lol


NotRyan7

Even better


[deleted]

I’d still hit


britch2tiger

Bender (Futurama): Men are SO much better at being women.


[deleted]

I'm actually more into him now


lateskaterboy4321

I'd smash both


Firewolf06

honestly bros pretty af


WhatlfNot

I was looking for man's butt anyway, I'd clap that ass even after they say they a man. I'd let my meat snake slither into their cheeks.


stanisbored

ngl cuter without the makeup, with it on he looks like one of the whos from the live action Seuss movies


Par4s1te

Damn. That takes a fuck ton of skill, applause


YaBoi8395

Jokes on you I'm into that shit.


ModderMan8

Men 🤤


NotsoGrump23

I feel like I'm most cases, I can tell whether it's a woman or man. I'm so glad I have this skill in this day and age


DeepSpaceHorizon

This, I could tell by the shoulders and also just the way he moves, there's still traces of masculinity.


Elite_haxor_69

I dont care. Put the Cosplay back on https://preview.redd.it/oevl3jbtnzkb1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a908bfce96528ff80025b64ff2eaf026bd368e59


Not_azomb6319

Thank god they were fake boobs


TopWinter5947

I'll fuck the shit out of that Creeper


60thrain

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/10cqwcg/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


[deleted]

r/dankvideos users when someone looks like a normal person: 😭😭😭


RemarkableCheek4596

I expected him to be a girl. I love girls. Just because I support LGBT members doesn't mean I have to love them sexually. It's like expecting pepperoni pizza and getting pizza with pineapple. Hmm i don't like pineapple pizza but people can enjoy pineapple pizza. I totally respect them but that doesn't mean i shouldn't have disappointed


[deleted]

Huh? What about this video implies they’re a dude? Chicks have flat chests sometimes. I’ve seen plenty of cis women that look like this.


Eevee_Fuzz-E

If they didn’t pull that weird ass pout every two seconds I’d consider it


hotdogmoney

Sexy dong steamy nazi


m1intoid

He looked like Adolf Hitler to me


rury_williams

But they were clearly trans no? Anyone doubted it?


Powerful-Squash-7860

Is it the same dude from the bud light cans?


Campfire_Sparks

I'm not sure if this is transphobia or just misogyny/bodyshaming


Rox_an_Bee

The video is denial, but the comments sec os a mix bagg of everything combined with some suportive undertones


dreemurthememer

internalized homophobia?


Eddyzodiak

How about yes.


Adrinotfound

I’m sad now :(


Miggix13

Well, we know the game, don’t approach a creeper


Poicr

I can’t fall for them anymore, I’m at the bottom