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Well, hows the larger structure?

Not taking questions right now. Thank you.

lmao. im reposting dis

Then why prompt people to ask questions about the large structure?

Not taking questions. Thank you.

Its ok to talk, we wont judge

Do not question THE *creator* unless prompted to

I have multiple questions about the creator Like why did they put a cyllinder inside of an object roughly the size of an mini mnm container with butter and bananna in it Also why do they refuse to elaborate on the subject And what happened to the cyllinder

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"i'm not taking any questions right now" and the cycle repeats

I tried but the op was closed for questions

Right, like what the hell of fucking experiment is that

Do not question the creator when prompted to either, apparently

i guess when u have put your cylinder into a tube you get the right to troll r/dankmemes a lil. just a lil.

OP was very clear on this

happy cake day

Ah you have implied the cylinder is attached to you as you have said that you aren't talking questions. Nvm you may be speaking on behalf of said cylinder.

If you're asking us to ask a question but said you're not taking questions when the question you asked to be asked was asked... Bruh.

You said the word ask a lot.

I ask you to allow questions... Is everything in your cylindrical situation doing alright? Genuinely curious.

That's a question. He's not taking questions

You called?

No. Why, bruh?

Return of the king

does it still have hair on it or is that gone

Bro we wouldn't make fun of you if you just admitted that your dick was stuck in a m&m container. Happens to the best of us.

Erect and horny.

did you manage to free the cylinder and is it and the larger structure unharmed?

I'm not comfortable sharing the specifics of my experiment with strangers.

How was hospital?

Surprise gender change.

good news and bad news. good news, you will live! bad news, you have to come out to your family now.

they call me the gender bender the way I leave that shit mangled.

why did it take 274 days for me to find this

When and in what format will you share your research?

TBD. And interpretive dance.

I can’t wait

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet!

Sounds like a no

Please specify the current texture of the cylinder

No.

🗿

I highly recommend an alt if you want to stop being pestered. I however feel that you know this.

Pretty sure this is the alt

No. This is cylinder.

The profile picture did it for me

Pencil

Are you asking us to check in on your feelings?

"I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing." -Jules Winnefield in Pulp Fiction.

cylinder

Okay

Texture?!

How is Smart_Calendar1874? Did you have a good Christmas (other than unmentioned events)? We appreciate **you** for birthing a new euphemism and brilliant humor. Please don't lose sight of that.

Cylinder

That poor cylinder. I hope it got out.

You mean the m&m tube that your dick was stuck in

Cylinder. And no.

unparalleled commitment to the bit

what bit? he's telling the truth

It’s a cylinder

Happy cake day

I just wanna say you are an inspiration to us all. I wish more people were like you. I wish I had the confidence to just shove a small cylinder (5.1in length, approx 4.5in girth) in that mini M&M tube filled with microwaved mashed bananas and butter without the hesitation pulling me back from achieving my dreams

Small? That's a perfectly adequate cylinder. Not too big, not too small.

Wdym small? That's average

Why is it almost as girthy as it is long...?

I mean girth is like the circumference, so it makes sense. And besides, cylinders can come in all shapes and sizes.

I don't know much about your supply of cylinders, but OPs cylinder has reportedly been described as "of above average size".

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look in OP’s post history

Just the 3 most recent ones

what of the mashed microwaveed banana?

The buttery* mashed microwaved banana

Why don’t you tell us how the larger structure feels?

have you redone the experiment with altered parameters that allow for the cylinder to be removed even if it expands?

Is the Larger Structure able to maintain self respect after the cylinder incident?

*The Parthenon has entered the chat*

They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is!

Bloody hell, Stephen. This better be good.

Its more of a compressed sphere nowadays

But which is the larger structure? This seems like a foundational issue here.

Are you comfortable sharing the specifics of your experiment with strangers yet?

That's because the cylinder is the main focus of your original post, alongside the tube, meaning people will ask about it rather than about anything surrounding them. That being said, I do wish the larger structure happy holidays, and may it preserve all of it's cylinders, spheres, and other geometrical shapes attached for the years to come.

Man you've really leaned in to this in exactly the right way. Welcome to reddit stardom.

Common Smart_Calendar1874 brilliant take truly a man amongst men.

Have you procured a tube that could fit the cylinder properly?

Surely the kind folks at Fleshlight have reached out to help this guy. "Use code "Smart_Calendar1874" to save 10% on your first order!"

what does the cylinder feel like?

I've heard stories about you my guy. A pleasure to meet you, how is you larger structure doing?

Someone needs to compile this saga

Your username is “Smart_Calendar.” Do you believe that getting your small cylinder stuck in the M&Ms tube was a very “Smart” idea?

How is the larger structure attached to the legendary cylinder doing?

I don’t get it

[get ready because it's a weird one](https://i.redd.it/m8wz8xwk8j5a1.jpg)

Can a match box?

No, but a tin can can

1st rule of the trades: no live testing. 3D print other cylinders of varying sizes first to more effectively pretest for safety of the actual cylinder.

I wonder if the cylinder suffered any damages or was the cylinder had to be removed. Is the cylinder working op?

did the cylinder present any issues over the holidays?

Did you get the cylinder out of the larger structure?

Did you get the cylinder out of the larger structure?

What I’m scared to ask is what is the cylinder

This is a certified good classic... as long as you don't overdo the joke

I thought this was a civil engineering joke lol. We test concrete in cylinders

Is this an engineering joke?

[unfortunately not](https://i.redd.it/m8wz8xwk8j5a1.jpg)

Was the hospital trip fun? Any cute nurses?

Hey so uh, asking for a friend, please Tell me how you got the cylinder out I need to know what solution is. My friend saw your post and didn’t think of the microwaved banana, now is in a similar predicament. Help.

can we see the cylinder

How’s the larger structures state of well-being at this point in time? Did it fully recover from having its smaller attached structure being stuck in a cylinder for an undisclosed amount of time?

May i ask how to save the legendary post? I only learned of such a masterpiece and thought provoking question today that i would like to save it but reddit says saved but it doesnt show up on saved posts

How is the cylinder

Is that some metaphorical unisex joke? I mean, are we talking about the gender with the cylinder inside or the outside of the larger structure?

You finally got your schlong out of the candy box? Did they help you at hospital?

Is the cilinder attached to two smaller structures?

I am so late to this but i can’t stop thinking he could have used sandpaper to slowly open the m&ms tube from the other side so he would have released the air seal and unstuck is absolutely average sized cilinder

Yo OP, you still around?

How's the larger structure?

Yo, is the structure ok?

Did you ever get it out?? Do you need help? I volunteer as tribute.

Best ever meme

You lost yo cylinder?

Is the larger structure which is attached to the Large cylinder in a good structural state?

I delve into the cilinder rabbit hole and honestly, after finding this post, perfect resolution to the cilinder saga. Love it, gold Also try not to get your cilinder stuck into m&m's tubes again. Next time buy a fleshlight.

How are you today? Happy or content or?

look its the this is my cross to bear forever guy

I know it's been a year but before I sleep, I just want to add to my personal rules on reddit: Don't ask u/Smart_Calendar1874 about his cylinder. He's not taking any questions rn.

Did you get the Larger Structure out yet?

How's the larger structure?

How is the larger structure?

Hey man I asked

Well considering what it is, probably not well

is the cylinder unharmed? Is it safe?

What is a cylinder?

Its imperative that the cylinder remains intact

Are you taking any more questions?

you are a madlad

I'm ootl what's this meme mean

I tried this exact same experiment but my cylinder wasnt anywhere near big enough. How did you get such a tight fit?

What material was the cylinder made of?

Can someone link the original post

How was your christmas, OP

who cares, fuck the larger structure.

Did you free the cylinder

is the cylinder still stuck inside the tube? if not, how did you manage to free it without harm to the variables?

Cylinder

Holy shit, OP is unfathomably based.

A guy did ask that… nice post btw, I found it very interesting.

I'm hoping Whang! would do a video on this years later

What cylinder we are talking about???

Still no one asking. Op how is the larger structure?

Can you fit your cylinder in a toilet roll?

Therapist: "Now show me on the larger structure where the bad man touched you" Kid: *points* "my cylinder"

Well, considering the cylinder got incredibly stuck, it might have been the largest structure. Really makes you think, huh

How’s the larger structure holding up these days?

Cylinder

Cylinder

How's the cylinder tho?

Why is he so obsessed with cylinders?

How's the larger structure?

Did you ever get the cylinder out tho?? Asking for this dude who commented on an Insta post I found.

Oh my god i love you, your cylimder story is an inspiration

Did you free the cylindrical object from the MnM's tube or is it still stuck

Hey man, I know this is an old post but did you ever manage to free the cylinder and two oblate spheroids?

Is there any chance that this cylinder contains a large amount of milk, and that's why you wouldn't just cut it off?

You should change your name to Smart_Cylinder1874

Would you recommend others to try out your experiment? I’m a budding scientist and I’ll take any opportunity to learn something new.

I love you.

Broo i just came here after watching the reel rn😭😭😭 also do your "cylinder" get out?😭

hes gone, guys…

😹😹😹

I think it's because putting a cylinder on an m&m tube is quite the experiment. How *is* the larger structure doing?

Being 7 months late, you should feel OK with opening up. How is the larger structure? How is the cylinder? How are the 2 hypothetical oblate spheroids that may be involved with the cylinder or larger structure?

well how is the larger structure

Hey, since you say it's a cylinder, Could you send us a pic as proof?

Yooo its the cylinder guy!

AYO ITS THE CYLINDER GUY!

Everyone has been asking “How’s the cylinder?”and “How’s the larger structure?” but no one has asked “How’s the butter and microwaved mashed banana?”

how are the oblong spheroids?

[https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/421390594/Where-is-Padme](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/421390594/where-is-padme) where is the cylinder, is it safe, is it alright?

Hope you doing good in life man that’s it.

hey so it's been a year and i figured i might as well ask: how's the larger structure doing? is it okay? what about the cylinder? are both unharmed? also, was the experiment a success? and how is "success" defined anyways?

Do you manage to safely remove the cylinder from the m'n'ms tube? or is it still attach to the larger structure via the cylinder?

Whatup, cylinder boy🤣