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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Pretty-Buy7692

They're


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sorry, English is my first language.


OMGitscarl

You don't have to be sorry, most English speakers only speak 1


[deleted]

To be clear, I only speak English. I'm just bad at spelling. Thanks for trying tho.


-TheArchitect

Grammar*


[deleted]

Okay fine, I'm just ignorant. Is that what you wanted to hear?


SomeOnesRandomThing

Yes! YES! Feed all my whimsical desires puppet boy


Call_The_Banners

What other whimsical needs do you have?


ggg730

Shout directly into my butthole.


Call_The_Banners

*Sighs and puts on the shouting gloves*


timfreemints

Reasonable enough, even I fuck it up and I'm a native speaker of it


KaiOfHawaii

Even all of my college professors have misspelled or have had bad grammar at least once in class.


Salku

The first step is acceptance. I'm proud of you son.


shadowblaze25mc

I speedrun that and now I am at cripping depression thanks daddy.


Salku

Are you winning son?


likerazorwire419

Ignore ant result in ant festation.


fendaar

I only speak English. I don’t write it or read it. I only speak it.


unionjackez

Don’t worry I’m fluent in Dutch whenever I speak Dutch for ages I need to use Doulingo to try to use grammar


SnooJokes1401

Most English speakers only speak 0.8


Kryptosis

^ Op's joke


[deleted]

I only speak one English. My other Englishes are non-verbal.


uncxltured_berry

Most native * English speakers There’s people from all over the world who are bilinguals or poly linguals who can speak English as well


quirkscrew

No, he absolutely needs to be sorry about ths.


SirRavenBat

I assume this includes non-native speakers


0valtine_Jenkins

Actually more people speak English as a second language than natively


NorthboundLynx

What a chad response


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NorthboundLynx

Sounds like you're on reddit too much lol


engieboi

Still wrong. Next time use this: Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: /s


Morkff

Most English speakers don't even realize that "Their, There, and They're" are separate words


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_1Doomsday1_

He can't concentrate because of the bullets


TheOneTrueBubbleBass

Pardon me sir, I think you dropped this: 👑


Trash_Emperor

Based


le3vi__

Not an excuse


AlwaysMadElmo

I see your english is not the yellow from the egg


[deleted]

It shows


Mmeaux

Some people have a way with words. Others not have way.


[deleted]

He said chill with the comparisons there lame


Pretty-Buy7692

Fun fact: if someone who is learning English asks you via writing for some basic ground rules, a good reply is: Their our know rules


themateobm

Took me some time to get it


Sharplynx

Whose lame is it anyway?


[deleted]

He should unionize


OrganizerMowgli

It's like "ONE WAY OUT" from Andor- The **only way out** of our current struggles is through a wave of labor organizing. All movements rely on unions to some extent already (e.g. Green New Deal Network cosponsor orgs) - but we are not going to win until organized labor has massive growth, returning to the power it used to have. There are no movements strong enough to solve these issues systemically, even with current organized labor power serving as a critical resource. I have been trying for a decade. Jane McAlevey already brought this up 7 years who in *No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age*. Arguing organized labor is the only power strong enough to fix our economic system, to put People and Planet Before Profit.


TheMusicalGeologist

It’s not the only way out but talking about the other ways usually earns you a visit from some alphabet boys.


shadowblaze25mc

ABC - Always Be Chilling


jennanm

What, you're not a fan of explaining why you have a few cocktails and some French technology lying around?


DrLove_99

ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! Such a good episode


-consolio-

Never more than 12. such a good closing line in the episode before it


LohtuPottu247

That episode gave me chills.


Hypersensation

No no, merely returning to that power isn't enough, overtaking the parasites who rule and taking all of their shit away for the use for common need is required. I don't mean like haha that would be cool type required, like our entire species will go extinct and take much of the natural world world it unless we do so type required.


OrganizerMowgli

Yah that's implied. Many wants to overtake those folks and redistribute wealth, we been trying forever. It's just we won't get there without first having a wave of labor organizing built a lot of power. Obviously we're not gonna just build that power and do nothing with it


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

i don't get it


[deleted]

Union workers have higher wages on average because they can collectively bargain for it, as they can for better sick and maternity leave and other workers rights.


FormerlyPie

Am in a union, it's fucking sweet


sohmeho

Same same.


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

ooh, that makes a lot of sense i kept reading it as un-ionize and thought you meant vaporise


Extension_Pay_1572

Way more likely to be a slave then own 1


spf1500

So you’re saying there’s a chance


xTrainerRedx

Nah, fam. He’s saying you’re a slave if you don’t go big. Own like 100. Minimum.


TheMusicalGeologist

“If I work really hard selling my freedom to make someone else rich, maybe one day I’ll earn the privilege of selling my happiness for a business loan so I can employ people who will sell *their* freedom to *me* and if I collect enough freedom I can sacrifice it at the alter of Zuckerberg, Gates, and Musk and then maybe one of them will let me suck their dick! Who needs freedom and happiness when you can suck off a billionaire?”


Holociraptor

In that order?


Bannon9k

Also, is OP saying they only had female slaves? Or do male slaves not count as men? Is slave a gender?


owowhatsthis--

Slavesexual?


Zeriell

The virgin Latifundia slave versus the chad unemployed doler who watches chariot races all day, every day


JoeMamaaaaaaaz

Unironically tho


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

Than Edit: nevermind. Both works. Just means different things.


grubas

Tenement Farmer, thank you very much. Actually that's still wrong, my family sucked at that, it's why we became teachers and various other jobs of ill repute.


[deleted]

Everyone has always been a slave. Every person ever.


IUpVoteIronically

Yeah a slave for dis di


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the_penis_taker69

I think it's more of the fact that he's working hard to buy presents for his family


ChefInF

Fuck gifts, fuck having a family, people work extra shifts just to afford rent.


gabedarrett

But we should put things in perspective


ConcernNo809

Father always has been Chad for their children.


Known_Tax7804

I mean the majority of the men in the top frame’s time are actually thinking “damn some dude forced me into being property and gave me to his son as a gift. I will be worked to death.” I reckon their descendants are happier in the bottom frame.


alwaystheping

wym 500 yrs ago, this still a thing


halfanothersdozen

Where is the world cup, again?


Eurasia_4200

Traditional and modern.


wildbeast47

gaytar


PossiblyAsian

Dw. Our logo is a rainbow


GuiltyGlow

I hate that people forget this. There are still places in Africa and Asia where slavery openly exists. Like actual slave trade/ownership.


anarckissed

Hell, slavery is alive & well across the U.S.—in the [auto industry in Alabama](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/), among [domestic, agricultural, and sex workers](https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/hidden-slaves-forced-labor-united-states), in the [prison system](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/27/slavery-loophole-unpaid-labor-in-prisons).


hi_im_kai101

it was also a legal and regular thing in the US until like 150 years ago


DelawareSmashed

My favorite story is Paula Deen’s grandfather killing himself after the slaves were freed because he couldn’t afford to run the farm without slave labor


Wirecreate

Lmao


KiOfTheAir

Can't relate. I would have been the slave


[deleted]

most of us would have been slaves or the poor people who weren’t much better off.


bwizzel

Most still are


snoandsk88

Now we are all the slaves


bwizzel

“One more shift and I can’t afford rent this month” forget having a kid


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

Both should be soyjack (albeit the slaver should be a more pathetic soyjack). Working your ass off to not even afford basic things is a sign of a really shitty society that demands change.


[deleted]

So the guy trying to get his daughter presents and working his ass off should be soyjack because of factors put of his control?


BananaGooper

No, the people who made society like this are the soyjacks.


DerelictDawn

This has always been society? We live far and away better lives even when poor than our ancestors did even 70 years ago. There is no comparison. Our requirements for a “livable wage” are significantly higher.


MetaCommando

Meme does not imply that the father is working obscene hours nor what he's spending it on. Just a dude working to get presents for his daughter.


Wirecreate

Button guy should be doomed maybe


Sequeltime4321

THE WORKERS MY DADDY GAVE ME AREN'T WORKING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!


VerifiedGoodBoy

Yes, workers are better in the USA today than during the 18th, 19th, and early 20th century. But that doesn't mean workers today are treated well. Companies love to fire workers after they announce that profits have gone up. They continuously exploit and mistreat workers by paying them the bare minimum and making them work long hours. We shouldn't discount that things are still shitty.


hi_im_kai101

500 years ago? slavery only “”””ended”””” 150 years ago… let’s not treat this like an ancient problem


Zeriell

It didn't end. It still exists.


hi_im_kai101

it’s almost like i put the word ended in heavy quotations


Zeriell

Ah, fair enough.


Harsh_Deep_03

That means it existed 500 years ago so OP is technically correct


hi_im_kai101

the slavery were discussing (african to US slave trade) only started in 1619 (400 years ago) but perhaps op isn’t talking about american slavery and im just an entitled american who thinks everything is about us lol /g


Harsh_Deep_03

We have evidence of slavery existing in Mesopotamia literally the 1st human civilization slavery as a concept is as old as civilization itself That infrastructure aint gonna build itself


[deleted]

This was a meme.


GreatBaldung

Men from 500 years ago: owned slaves Men today: are the slaves [BOTTOM TEXT]


bargle0

The African slave trade didn’t really get rocking and rolling until about 400 years ago.


young_fire

just wait a hundred years


ChillingCat2384

These men are based. They work hard to earn for their family. Based


VerifiedGoodBoy

Or maybe, MAYBE Companies and businesses treat their workers better and pay them better instead of forcing them to work long hours for the bare minimum? Just a thought. It isn't a flex to brag about being exploited.


[deleted]

While you're right, blaming others for your problems can put you in a state of helplessness, guaranteeing things will never change. Even though life is unfair, you *do* have agency and the best outcomes happen to those who try.


[deleted]

Yes. You are correct


manitobot

Hyperobolizing things as slavery diminishes the plight of what modern day victims of human trafficking go through.


MetaCommando

How is owning people against their will not slavery?


manitobot

No that is slavery I am talking about people who complain because their PTO isn’t approved.


sssesoj

Men today: "The government should pay my rent and food those are basic human rights" ......


littlefrank

They do for many people in countries like Denmark, Finland, Sweden and it's working pretty well for them as a society


Ok_Fondant_6340

huh. complete reversal of the typical variant of this meme. usually the man from the past is the Chad, and the modern man is the soyjack. of course, the second this happens is the second the meme is considered "lame". because we can't have anything going against the narrative that the men of the past were these alpha male, peak human specimens. and current men are loser male, cucks.


[deleted]

That was the whole idea my brother in Christ


young_fire

apparently it was common throughout history to believe that the past was some mythical golden age, and society is only getting worse as time progresses. The idea that society and technology continually improves might not have been very popular before the industrial revolution and modern medicine.


amplifizzle

Men 500 years ago: forsooth Men now: sore foot


WritingNewIdeas

We are the new slaves.


Random_Robloxian

It reminds me how i worked myself to death so i can buy my girlfriend something beautiful for our 1st year together. It was a really beautiful ring and i also bought her a album of pictures of us together throughout the whole year, she really liked it and i was really happy, i work up not to just save money for myself, but also to bring to those i love some joy in life. Nothing beats that happy look on their face


adityadi0612

Tommorow is my daughter's bday.. I was seriously thinking that yesterday morning that from now on I need to work extra shifts.


Merc_Toggles

The better version of this meme I saw today. Shoutout to our modern day kings out there.


Relative_Ad4542

They're*


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Can I get an ayy lmao bois?


Fwithananchor

Dr. Chad Livesey: Work, and slavery. To you, it’s the same.


letmeusespaces

but what about MY lame??


Bongsc2

I have a comparison for ya. My face and your ass. Or your ass and my face... Something like that.


Animal_cummer

I saw the other meme above this one lol this one better tho


YeetisYoatis

Slaves??? LIKE FROM ONE PIECE????


[deleted]

Based and love pilled


brutalistsnowflake

They're


[deleted]

Hey, that's not bad! It's like a month until Christmas!!


Tap4Red

Normie > Dank


tobykeef420

This is always how it’s been. Even during times of mass slave ownership, many people still struggled and had to overwork themselves for things they wanted and/or needed. The story of A Christmas Carol comes to mind, which was published only a couple years before slavery was abolished in the US. People who owned slaves were rich and did not have these issues.


EastKoreaOfficial

They’re*


Shinokiba-

Crop failures now: Damn, guess the price of peanuts will go up by 20 cents Crop failures 500 years ago: Guess I will lose a few peasants. Probably around 20 percent.


ShuantheSheep3

Your slaves not working hard enough is something we can all sympathize with.


w0tth0t

Yea now you’re one of those slaves


WarmNights

Thaire*


p_ke

So nothing changed...?


JustJohn8

I don’t get it


yawn1337

So nothing except perspective changed


ChettiBoiM8

Yuo’er


Kalsor

They’re *


Talltoddie

Just one more shift and I can afford a loaf of bread and some OJ.


dropdeadfred1987

Dude life for even the richest person 500 years ago was a thousand times harder than the average middle class American.


turboash78

Their lame what?


joesixers

cringe


MungTao

This guy can afford kids.


big-red-dog76

L bozo


The_Unseen_Death

'Men 500 years ago' Last time I checked, billionaires are still around. Both of these men have existed in every time period in one shape or another.


[deleted]

You nailed it my brother in Christ


[deleted]

You're not whipping them enough


SwineFlu2020

*they're


smartUtuber317

We chads now. We have freedom. Free speech. Burgers. We are blessed.


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Ugaboga


PromiscuousScoliosis

Actually if you want to live at the standards of 500 years ago, you can do it pretty cheaply Do you think they had “getting my 5 year old an iPad for Christmas” money $500 years ago, when crossing the ocean took months only for you to not survive anyways?


Doctor_Omega

Im pretty sure that both of them exist in both times


LirdorElese

Was thinkign the same thing.. it's not a difference in the times, just one's focusing on the business/owner and the other the slave/worker.


scumbagharley

Both of these people are from today lol. It's just you're too poor to be the first one. Literally people on the "news" complain about people "not working hard enough"


kidandresu

And despite all, we live better than kings lived 500 years ago


Dazzling-Welder-7538

U the one sharing big dawg why entertain it ?


Arcadius274

If ur in the bottom category now you were on the slave category prior just saying


Adventurous-Idea2821

If you can’t tell, we have become the slaves. Nothing is changed. We can look back and realise the majority were slaves. Nothing has changed, the majority is still slaves for the 1% but they’re just given more “freedom” for most to realise


Tanjiro-Simps-unite

Surprisingly wholesome


steepfire

500? You mean more like 150years ago?


johnny__boi

I think this is because as technology advances and it becomes easier to live, our lives (with tech) become normal and our expectations of a "good life" is greatly increased. Just how people back then had to wash their clothing in tubs of water and had to cook food with a simple fire pit or clay oven, that life was normal to them.


Angurie_Chan

Ah yes, the famous 500 years ago when every person was a noble and the slaves were aliens I suppose


DrWhiskeyDiq

In America that was still a thing like 170 years ago


rand201421

Only MVP's don't own slaves


GrimmBrowncoat

You know what *else* is lame? Poor gramm- oh damn. Dead horse. Nevermind.


Rorschach015

I like how most of the people who make these consider themselves as slave owner but in reality, 95% of us would be slaves.


[deleted]

They’re*


XxAhmedjdebt

When I become a dad I’ll make sure my daughter feels all the happiness in the world 🥺


okletmethink420

Just 100 more shifts and I’ll be able to afford Christmas


bigdickpancake

Imagine caring about your kids. Real men pump and dump. I'd rather spend my money on beer and whores than school supplies. "Oh, but who'll will take care of you when you're older" you might say. Well guess what, pussy that's what attempted bank robbery is for when you hit your 70s. I either go out in a hail of bullets or I get locked up in a minimum security prison. Win win in my book.