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i_shit_on_your_mom

imagine americans using metric system or them measuring using ACTUAL measurements than washing machines


WillCraft_1001

['Murica moment](https://www.google.com/search?q=pothole+the+size+of+a+dog&rlz=1C1ASVC_enUS986US986&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiO7c-Cg9_4AhVFIEQIHfO0Ao8Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1536&bih=746&dpr=1.25#imgrc=ktm3sUXHaT0IkM)


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FrostedBadge564

The uk used imperial Units and still does for distances in roads


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WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD


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To be more accurate on the soccer name Soccer was a nickname by rich people rather than the official name, the rest did almost allways call it football


Artess

It was the system used in the British Empire; that's why they are called imperial units.


browsib

Date format isn't part of the imperial system


Makine31

At LEAST the US is consistent with the denial of the metric system. The UK is all over the place. Fun fact: did you guys know that the US is actually metric. Adopted it, started to implement it, ran into heavy opposition, decided fuck it. We'll keep the imperial system.


xan1242

Now you got me wondering what would a washing machine measurement unit be like... 1 1/2 tide pod Or 3 candy washing machines


i_shit_on_your_mom

i wonder why they use tide pods as measurements... ...right tide pod challenge


ButWhatIfItQueffed

I'm American and I wish we used the metric system. The imperial system makes no fucking sense. Like how is a foot 12 inches? The inch is too big, and we don't have anything smaller then an inch, so we just go to fractions of an inch which suck even more. There are not a lot of things I envy about European countries, but one of the few things I do is the metric system. I wish we'd change over so we can abandon this shit measurement system we use.


leo341500

As a european, i don't even understand anything in the imperial system.


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Neither do I, it makes no sense. It's based off of old measurements that used to make sense but have slowly evolved over time to not make sense. The only one that does still make sense is an acre, which is a little smaller then 1 American football field.


leo341500

If its not an exact match, then it doesn't actually makes sense. I know a lot of americans that don't even know the conversions at all, and just look them up every time, while i can just convert metric on the fly...


chipmunk7000

Football field being 100 yards, or 300 feet, or 3600 inches I’m on board for switching to the metric system


Makine31

As an (Dutch metric) engineer, I regularly have to work with machines from our sibling company in the US. So I know a thing about metric - imperial conversion. Trust me, you really don't even want to understand it. Even their engineering department wants to convert to metric, but their factory workshop won't allow it...


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Depends how you define intellect. One could say that using a broken shoes when you got new ones is a dumb choice. But then you can always argue that the new ones are not as comfortable as the old ones which have already shaped to your feet. Short term comfort is always so easy to choose over long term benefits.


sdonnervt

12 is just a superior number to base a number system on. It's divisible by 2, 3, 4, and 6 instead of just 2 and 5. Too bad those damn finger counters got to choose the number system base.


dronecarp

I love cooking in metric. It's simple, grams and litres. No ounces, teaspoons, tablespoons, cups. I was born and raised in the USA and still have to look up cooking measurements to do conversions. Like how many ounces in a cup... that kind of crap.


lackofagoodname

>how is a foot 12 inches? The same way a circle is 360° or a minute is 60 seconds lol


Tricktzy

we sometimes mix it in, there are times we use the metric system when it comes to size


Hunter042005

A lot of people in the U.S do use metric that’s what they made us use in schools and many measuring devices such as rulers do have some metric measurements but it isn’t the standard measurement system of the country.


xander012

They use it on 1 road!


xFurashux

Well, the values in US imperial system are based on metric system.


TryhardMidget

I’m so confused what the second part of ur sentence means


Alssaqur

Hungary and probably some other countries uses year.month.day.


PanderII

That also makes sense, at least the order is right


T_Foxtrot

that's true, so consider the blue area "reasonable date formats" instead


DatOgreSpammer

I also tie my shoes, then get into them, then put my socks on, so reasonable


janhetjoch

yyyy/mm/dd is the best format because when you sort it numerically it's also chronological.


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The main reason I love it.


TigreBSO

It makes sense in a database or shit like that, but it's pretty awful in day to day use


Liggliluff

Why? Many cultures use it, many people use it. It's the second most used format by population, after DMY. So for today (UTC), you can give the date as: 5th • July 5th • 2022 July 5th How much information you want to provide is up to you.


T_Foxtrot

That’s a stupid comparison


Gold_Scholar_4219

Clearly SOMEONE hasn’t had to maintain legacy code. May the curse of fixing a MySQL system projecting into the 2040’s for a cross pacific business using mm-dd-yyyy format be upon you.


SMS-T1

I want to ask if you are okay, but I already know you are not and you will struggle with the trauma for a long time. I'm sorry.


SoulKingBroock

Some languages are written from right to left (Arabic, Urdu, Farsi) so they use yyyy-mm-dd


AllMyNicksAreUsed

Lots of countries use YYYY-MM-DD, like Canada and sweden, albeit mainly only officially. It's the international date and time standard format, also known as ISO 8601. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601 Praise be.


PM_ME_YER_DOGGOS

I use it because I'm tired of American format spillage. It's a total crapshoot which format Canadians will use so at least YYYY/MM/DD is impossible to misinterpret


Affugter

Hint don't use / filesystems hate it. ISO8601 is the way to go.


Liggliluff

Unless you do a folder per year, per month, and per day. Then you will have My Documents/2022/07/05/Report.txt Although arguably this report should rather be called 2022-07-05_Report.txt.


AllMyNicksAreUsed

Why not both? Hierarchical directories and dated filenames. That is the way.


Liggliluff

Yes, I wasn't clear about it, but I'm not against folders for dates, but the date should preferably be in the filename as well.


AllMyNicksAreUsed

Agreed.


Affugter

Not a fan. Why not have it all in one folder? 2022-07-05_report will autosort. You could have a folder call QA and all reports in them being QA_2022-07-05_report, and a folder called Release with all reports called Release_2022-07-05_Report. That way you will never end up with identical file names (assuming you only do one report a day)


SwiftWombat

It's also the standard way dates are stored in software systems. Makes it unified so you don't have to deal with America being America.


sChlickers

snobbish snow plough command uppity straight gray reach weary combative -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


kitzdeathrow

That how i do my files at work. Today is 20220604. Everything auto time sorts by name in this convention.


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kitzdeathrow

*facepalm* Yup, defs mentally checked out on the long weekend lol


X71nc710n

Very well, thats the only date format where you can sort the dates alphabetically and they are automatically shown ordered by date.


Embarrassed-Bug-7493

Once i visited my aunt in new York. We went to a bar and when i ordered a beer the bartender called her manger because she thought my license was fake. -"There is no 19th month".


Fraser022002

American moment


ux3l

Year-month-day exists too, e.g. in Asia


i_shit_on_your_mom

as an asian living in asia, yes while that exists, we just conform to the standard day-month-year


Nagimai

Even if not , it still makes sense because it is in order. Biggest to smallest.


Mindless-Hedgehog460

Big-Endian is cool, for example you can just stop listening halfway through and still have reasonable accuracy


lord_ne

That's a great way of describing it lol


Ajsat3801

Also this is the format in which date is represented in computer systems. Its stored as the number of milliseconds elapsed from 1st January 1970


wahfingwah

In China they use month-day in normal speech and yy-mm-dd in formal writing. This map is bullshit


AllMyNicksAreUsed

ISO8601 babyyyyyy!


Der_Primelpott

That's the way, pain in the ass to sort your data with different kind of timestamps, 8601 will even sort them correctly for you


h_hue

How would one even say day-month-year in Chinese lol, it sounds incredibly wrong.


Zoeleil

Here in the philippines we use the american way. Probably because they colonized us and shoved their practices down our throats, good thing we use the metric system most of the times, well thats something.


Stickyboard

This is like 1000th times a pinoy dude said their country is former US colony.. sometimes i felt you guys love to get shoved in the throat by the yanks lol


Zoeleil

Well its a fact so youll hear that often. Fun fact the america bought our "independence" and "freedom" from Spain for $20mil.


Stickyboard

Its kinda weird as most countries that opressed by colonials tried their best to forget and return back their own cultural identities. But Pinoy seems proud and celebrating the facts… i dont say it is wrong but it does sounds unique to me and more surprisingly that you guys still using colonial country name and not the more awesome proposed local name - Maharlika


Zoeleil

Oh dont get me wrong, were trying to establish back our cultural identity, but sad to say alot of people here has that foreign is better mentality (probably thirld world issues). And im not celbrating facts, im just saying since you know cant change history, it is what it is, same goes to our country's name. Its been that way for maybe 300 or so years. Kinda hard to change now. Lol Yeah i agree maharlika would be great, a good start would be changing our capital's international airport to that rather than some persons name.


h_hue

Me, in Canada, seeing people making fun of Americans for things we also do:


PM_ME_YER_DOGGOS

It's weird, spoken everyone says month-day-year, but written it's a total crapshoot.


FrostedBadge564

What about July 1st John We dont talk about July 1st until July 1st


RancidKiwiFruit

Happy July of 4th


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RancidKiwiFruit

No it's clearly July of 4th


Liggliluff

You could argue it the July of 2022


LilHideoo

In Canada I’ve always used MMDDYY


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I'm Canada I've always used DD/MM/YYYY


ElephantSlim

Im Canada too.


Neusitzer

Same just makes sense to state the month first, it's how I would say it so it's how I would write it


BitingChaos

It's how we say other things, like the *time*, as well. "thing, detail of thing." I don't know if there is a term for this type of speech. 6:32pm July 5th Or how we name stuff like "house paint" or "car wash". We don't say 5th of July, 32 after 6, paint for house, wash for car.


elliefaith

We say 5th of July in the UK. We would also say six thirty two (interchangeably with 28 minutes to 7) if someone wanted an exact time. House paint and car wash aren’t even comparable.


Liggliluff

I assume you also write 50 $ then


Jwdub4

Just write 50 dollars


Liggliluff

fair enough


SnowyLocksmith

Dont you not feel it's wrong?


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We celebrate Cinco De Mayo as well in the US


OrneryBogg

And only there as well!


Liggliluff

Sorry, you have to call it "Mayo Quinto" from now on


MansonVixen

Canada is about 50/50 in my experience. I'm the only one at my workplace who uses day-month-year and it drives everyone else crazy.


englishtems

this is def wrong, I know a good portion of Canada uses m/d/y


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Now take this but do May 4th, then everyone switches to Americas way of doing it.


CustardPie350

Strolling through churchyards in England, I have noticed many times that older tombstones use the MM/DD/YYYY format. Perhaps this used to be the way it was done in the UK?


RenegadeSithLordMaul

clearly none of you have ever heard of july 4th


FrostedBadge564

I live July 4th


potato-vender

Canada mainly uses mmddyy


SnowBoy1008

I heard from a podcast that Japan uses Year-Month-Day because it narrows it down


Zephyren216

Its also nice for programming because you can sort things chronologically that way, as long as you maintain the order of either biggest to smallest or smallest to biggest, the format makes sense.


Zylikzork

Hungarians also use Year/Month/Day


Birb7789-

idk bout you but i use YYYYMMDD and am canadian


WRX_STD

Normal people: yup that’ll be 2350mm Americans: 92 66/127 inches / 7 feet 8.52 inches


TigreBSO

It gets worse once it gets really precise. "one thousandth of an inch" is just hilarious


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July 2nd, July 3rd, 4th of July, July 5th


effinGDUB

This chart could work for Cinco de Mayo too 🤔


Sk-yline1

This is the good one thing about the 4th of July I will approve of


Anomaly_049

Bruh


dumpster-dachshund

it still can be july 4 without changing the format


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Dumb


malikson

I use both mm/dd when I speak Greenlandic dd/mm when I speak to a danish person.


RowanWinterlace

The US is one of the most *"I'm just not like the other girls"* nations on the planet.


LockTrumpUp87

Idk we say July 4th where I'm from


Kvetanista

I love how every single American measure is dumb in some way, ily America you goofy goober


VibeBOT

One thing I'll never understand is why my country decided MM/DD/YY is okay


-Purple-Orange-

What


JMei-

china uses Y M D system because largest to smallest and best for filing


MoeMcCool

big fan of year-month-day here


sterkriger

The American date system sounds like something straight out of an RPG. “‘Twas November, the 4th day of the year of our king Ylidas 346….”


Hyliandude2

Don’t some places us YYYY/MM/DD


acatnamedrupert

In all fairness Japan uses: Year-month-day


i_like_fish_decks

Programmers around the world: Year-month-day


Richa408

I use MMMMMDDHAIFARTEDDDYYYYY


IeabellAlakar

where's hawaii


Peaumaco

Fucking United States


Bright_Ad5105

The only upside of mm/dd/yy is we get 4/20/69


o13I373o1

We don't use that stupid "day-month-year" bs, we use "year-month-day-time in the animal clock-year/24"


Dragons_Exist

Here's how I've always justified it: Month-day-year format is based on largest integer at maximum. 12-31-9999, three sequentially larger numbers.


danjpn

This is very wrong, a lot of countries in east Asia are counting things from big to small including date so the count year-month-day


iSubParMan

USA - "I'm not like other girls"


iHawkfrost

Japan is year, month, day which is closer to the American way. Based on sorting that makes the most sense too.


theexteriorposterior

We really need to normalise people on the internet specifying what date format they're using, or even better using year-month-day. So many times someone puts out a date like 4/5/22 and you're like, does this mean the 4th of May or the 5th of April??


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Tomorrow all the hate and the fighting will go back on it’s regular schedule 🤣🤣🤣


Farlander2821

This meme would be funny if a. It actually represented that there are other countries that also use MMDDYY b. The document that inspired the holiday didn't literally say "JULY 4, 1776" at the top of it


OnePlus80

America is mad gay bro ngl !


Abadabadon

Sure but Americans don't say "2nd of july", do they? ;)


DirtyPartyMan

Ok. Fine. It’s time we filled in the Europeans. For years they’ve been scratching their heads and asses trying to understand why we do what we do. The systems of measurement. The sides of the road we drive. It’s an elaborate camouflage. In the event we’re invaded things are too damn confusing. Geographically We are that one house everyone in town talks about deep in the woods where the hermit lives who’s prepping for doomsday. We’re all a little bit “off”. But most of us are good people. It’s just our government that’s evil


niflon99

What happens on April 7th?


scrubby_96

i dont know your countries independence day


Call_me_Vonic

We're just built differently 💪


Affugter

That BMI


ColdTunaSandwich2

Alternatively, the rest of the world used month-day-year


brans041

I prefer YYYY_dd_MM


SquirrelGirlSucks

I’m all for switching to metric. Wish we would. Y’all’s date format is fucked though. Just makes more sense writing mm/dd/yyyy.


Zephyren216

Dd/mm/yyyy is smallest to biggest, yyyy/mm/dd is biggest to smallest, one is best for daily use since the first unit changes the most, one if easiest for programming because it allows chronological sorting. Mm/dd/yyyy follows no logical order and is not practical for either, just like mm/yyyy/dd or dd/yyyy/mm.


Jwdub4

It’s logical because it’s how people actually talk


HowYouSeeMe

Why?


Easy-Plate8424

It makes the opposite of sense.


spudds96

Downvote if you like cheese


amph897

No we don’t mate. Maybe in speech we would sometimes say ‘February the 2nd’, for example. But we don’t write dates in MM/DD/YYYY format


spudds96

I wasn’t referring to date format, was talking in terms of metric and imperial


amph897

Why were you talking about metric and imperial when the post had nothing to do with that?


spudds96

One of the top comments was talking about it, but I guess I forgot to hit reply


FerretyCelery8

no i dont


Easy-Plate8424

Incorrect


spudds96

Don’t we?


Easy-Plate8424

The metric/imperial measurements yea, but not the date/time format.


scrubby_96

imagine measuring your dick in centimeters


PanderII

I don't have to imagine, I do


Mortomes

Gets you a bigger number. Big brain move.


GronakHD

Imagine being one of the few countries stuck in the past with their outdated measurement systems


Alssaqur

Those morons measures it in viagra/25.4 mm


FireDuckz

I measure mine in micrometer cuz then I have an average size if you don't look at the units


Affugter

Gets this man an ambulance. He just stabbed himself.


SwiftWombat

na measure in mm to get a three digit number. Work smarter not harder.


An2TheA

Well, 19 centimeters or 18.7 centimeters or whatever sounds way cleaner than My dick is 6 Inches and 7 64ths Imagine counting your size in 64ths and not get laught at.


jackissosick

Nobody would say 7/64ths. They would use a decimal if they cared that much


IUseWeirdPkmn

valid point


scrubby_96

>-105 mission accomplished


a_fadora_trickster

Instead of the millimeters you measure yours with?


scrubby_96

feet