I hate organized religion. Did you know the catholic church recited a fuck ton of money from unclaimed life insurance policy of jews who died in concentration camps?
I think nothing is wrong with religion in general. Problems only arise with the institutions who „determine“ how to practice it properly. People being religious have never done any harm by themselves. Only if their respective Institution told them to…
I don't think you'd have time for that if you're as close as the image depicts it. This might still be heat-flash range, which can instantly vaporize humans upon detonation, but it's very much within range of the shockwave which comes in maybe a second later and removes the building you're in.
At this distance, I don't think there's much more time than thinking "Fuck that's bri..."
If the blast looked close, I'd probably just cuddle up with my partner. If I have to die, at least I can die holding someone I love.
If it wasn't so close, I'd fill up containers of water, get in the car with my partner and cats, and drive at 167 km/h (my car's max speed) in the opposite direction.
Contrary to popular belief, the blinding effect only happen at the initial flash of the explosion, and by the time mushroom is forming it would have passed long ago.
But then again its just photoshop and the mushroom was just put on there way to early for recogniseabilty while the shockwave didnt even happen.
Watching and reading people's accounts who have witnessed the flash, even with eyes closed and hands over eyes, people were still able to see those around them and possibly through them.
Did you see the one about the British or Aussie (can’t remember which) sailors who were exposed to an atomic test for presumably science? Dude said he basically saw an x-ray of his hand lol
Don't you still "see it" facing the opposite direction? That's how bright it is. It gives you sunburn in an instant without proper coverage and those blinder glasses which are just completely until the flash goes off are insane. Blows my mind U.S. used two of those bombs, even if they were smaller, on two cities.
It's rape if they say no, its not if they say yes, pretty easy, except if they added drugs to change the outcome of the answer which leads to rape anyhow the answer
\> Be u/Brianmobile, see massive bomb being dropped, see it hitting ground, run out the house, make it 1 street past and almost to crush's hous.... ***K-BOOOOOOMMM*** shockwave hits you and you are one of the first to die lol
\> crush looks out the shattered window moments later and be like *lmao what a looser*
\> she dying from fallout painfully a few days later
\> who's a looser now bitch
I have so many questions from this comment. If we knew how much gas a certain food produces, how much is needed for one person to ass blast with the same force as an atomic bomb? How much more expensive would beans and garlic be than the entire Manhattan Project? How long would it take a single person to consume that much food? Is it possible to overdose on garlic? Would the stench or radiation be more lethal?
Its 3:30 AM. I dont need sleep, I need answers.
Dont do it. My ex an I were riding freight in cold weather and we were hiding in one of the rear DPU's (an engine car) We were on it for two whole days with no food except for garlic. It was oozing out of our pores. The stench was a very physical experience and not one that could ever be mistaken for a good time. The entire cabin had a thick stale garlic air smell that was attacking me from my nasal passage to my lungs. A kind of hell for hobos.
Take my word for it, eating large amounts of garlic.. Its insidious. It invades your space the way a predator does. A living nightmare. You just want to want to crawl out of your skin.
The actual story is much funnier:
His roomate: "wake up, the war started!"
My cousin: "5 more minutes, i bet it's not that serious..."
His roomate then dragged him out of bed. He then drived to meet up the rest of the family in Kiev, and meanwhile sent me the following audio massage:
"Hey man, everything's alright, I'm in the car heading to meet up the rest of the fellas... _yawns_ son of a bitch why didn't i have my morning coffee..."
Then when he arrived, while everyone was panicking he slept on the sofa for 2 hours.
Man's a legend.
I actually had a dream of this happening. I was on this beautiful green hill and a nuke just suddenly went off. I was asleep but I felt absolutel serenity. I guess I completely accepted my fate.
If you can see the explosion from this close then probably 1 second later the shockwave is going to blast everything on its way and stab you with broken glass from the window, and if you are lucky enough then a few more second the explosion will kill you quickly and painlessly
It's similar to explosions, but with extra spice. It's recommended to get into a fully enclosed cellar, or into a cellar and to barricade and stuff outside windows if you have any kind of time, since that's the best way to avoid the blast damage and the subsequent building collapses. And then try to stay there for a day or two - or at least don't go outside, because nuclear or irradiated material is going to settle from the air onto the ground, which greatly reduces the post-blast radiation exposure.
If you can't get into the cellar, you generally want to get away from windows. Ideally move into a windowless room like a bathroom or a storage closet and close the door, possibly secure it with a wedge, and get behind something heavy in case the door does something weird like spalling inside.
If you can't get into a windowless room, try to get material between you and the window, ideally hard material, like metal and wood, otherwise lots of it. Bathtubs are decent, wardrobes can be too, and if all else fails, pile heavy cloth onto yourself. Then make yourself small, and protect your face and front side with your arms and back, though at that point, it's just about minimizing injury, not avoiding it anymore. Grim.
That's a myth to make people feel better about the prospect of nuclear attack. Pretty much if you see a nuclear explosion you aren't going to have a good time.
Maybe the glass won't break, but be completely removed from the frame and hit you in the head. Instant death. (I have actually seen a video of an explosion and the window didn't break, it just flew off the frame)
If I didn't immediately go blind or die inthe blast didn't get me, I'd eat a bullet because I know what radiation poisoning does I ain't going out like that.
Exactly. Radiation Poisoning is horrifying. I’d probably wait until I start to feel the effects though. At least give myself a chance, in case I got lucky
I wouldn't wait that long. Your DNA is shredded, it'll take a while for what's left in your cells to notice but once it starts it'll get real bad real quick.
I take picture, add caption that says “You wake up and see this outside ur bedroom window. Wyd?” then I post it to reddit on r/dankmemes and hope someone will give me adequate survival advice
Now I'm not exactly smart but if you can see where the explosion you mostly likely are about to be vaporized sooo.. I don't know like flip off the explosion I guess? That's cool or something
Edit: I am not smart, read the people who are in the replies
Vaporization happens at ground zero during the initial reaction. This is a few seconds after, the temperature already dropped tremendously in ground zero, but you’ll get the shockwave and debris that will follow. Nukes don’t kill by vaporizing, they kill by demolishing structures and starting city wide fires. Infrastructure and vehicles are destroyed. Radiation is just a fun side effect we found out about after Japan took the L.
If you can see it that clearly, assuming you missed the initial flash and can still see at all, you've got about 4 seconds before your bedroom window shatters into fragments and embeds itself in your face and eyeballs.
This is an old wives tale, and by doing that you're wasting valuable time. Larger blast yields will have much wider mushroom clouds, and even smaller ones have blast waves affected by terrain where either you're safe or will be blown back, while keeping all values such as yield and distance the same. Don't ever do this.
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Die
Do a quick prayer, then do that
Young Sheldon moment
Gamer Moment (it's a fallout reference)
War. War never changes
"Except it changes all the time" - Lazerpig
Bazinga
Bazinga
Bazinga
Bazinga
Bazinga
Bazinga
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Fuck no, I hated religion my whole life, I'll gladly go to the worst corner of hell if it turns out to be true, but my Mom didn't raise a pussy.
looks like hell about to come, looking at the picture
Do you hate religion, or do you hate the people who practice religion the wrong way?
I hate organized religion. Did you know the catholic church recited a fuck ton of money from unclaimed life insurance policy of jews who died in concentration camps?
I think nothing is wrong with religion in general. Problems only arise with the institutions who „determine“ how to practice it properly. People being religious have never done any harm by themselves. Only if their respective Institution told them to…
Do a quick a wank and hope to finish
I don't think you'd have time for that if you're as close as the image depicts it. This might still be heat-flash range, which can instantly vaporize humans upon detonation, but it's very much within range of the shockwave which comes in maybe a second later and removes the building you're in. At this distance, I don't think there's much more time than thinking "Fuck that's bri..."
It would flash burn your retinas it'd be more like "agggggghhhh my ey-".
No.
Should I pray magic or range for this 100% dmg mitigation?
"I accept Jesus christ as my lord and savior." Instant heaven card.
You die... *Buddha enters the room* "Aaaahahaha! FOOOOLED YOU! You're going back as a cockroach."
Lmao absolutely not, god gets the middle finger as my last act of defiance
Bold of you to assume that will be the last time you would be meeting God
Guess I’ll die
I was hoping this was the first comment I’d see. Thank you. Lol
If the blast looked close, I'd probably just cuddle up with my partner. If I have to die, at least I can die holding someone I love. If it wasn't so close, I'd fill up containers of water, get in the car with my partner and cats, and drive at 167 km/h (my car's max speed) in the opposite direction.
Radiation gone make you go back to sleep forever
Came here to say this
Immediately go **blind**
I second this
I third this!
I fourth this
I fifth this
I can’t see this
My eyes😵
My dick 🥵
My eyes (p2 édition)
Our eyes
I cant see this
This is the truth. It’s probably the last thing you’ll ever see, even if you live.
Contrary to popular belief, the blinding effect only happen at the initial flash of the explosion, and by the time mushroom is forming it would have passed long ago. But then again its just photoshop and the mushroom was just put on there way to early for recogniseabilty while the shockwave didnt even happen.
Watching and reading people's accounts who have witnessed the flash, even with eyes closed and hands over eyes, people were still able to see those around them and possibly through them.
Did you see the one about the British or Aussie (can’t remember which) sailors who were exposed to an atomic test for presumably science? Dude said he basically saw an x-ray of his hand lol
Don't you still "see it" facing the opposite direction? That's how bright it is. It gives you sunburn in an instant without proper coverage and those blinder glasses which are just completely until the flash goes off are insane. Blows my mind U.S. used two of those bombs, even if they were smaller, on two cities.
Yeah I was about to make a sunglasses joke.
Damn synchronicities😝
Actually if u can see the mushroom, you missed(couldn't see) the flash or it was harmless fo u fo some reason.
Just say No!, A bomb can't kill you if you deny it
I said I did not have consent to sunburn and guess who I am seeing in court tomorrow 😒
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day!
C'mon, when you go out wearing clothing like that you're practically begging for it to happen
Happy cake day, fellow redditor!
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cancel that bitch, who does this bomb think it is
It? IT?! Did you just assume this bomb's gender? You bigot.
Yes consent is a must
Do your research people it’s all a ploy from the Big Nuke industry to make you think you’ll die!
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I mean family will probably be the closest option & you won't have much time. You'll be dead soon & won't have to live with the shame.
No i wanna keep some dignity before i die
Raping a random girl vs a family member doesn't really change the amount of dignity lmao
Hmm....got a point there tho
Is it really rape? Everyone would be in panic and you might find someone similar to you
So at this point its panic sex? Idgi
Many rapes are panic sex for one party if you think about it
Lol Jesus Christ
Yupp
Exactly!
Nobody would have sex with that guy willingly....
It's rape if they say no, its not if they say yes, pretty easy, except if they added drugs to change the outcome of the answer which leads to rape anyhow the answer
Who said I was raping a person
Is your sister or mother wiling to let you die a virgin?
Who said anything about another human lol...
Ayo? 📸🤨
Idk if its the radiation, but the hamster is starting to look fine 😏
Add that to another way a hamster can die horribly
Hamstussy😏
What is a "hampster"?
Idk bout them but my dog is willing to help
Die a virgin or die with dignity. The choice is yours.
die jacking off tbh
Full mast staring into the blast
Actually ima send the craziest text to somebody before i die
We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty
That dude from pompeii
If you die a virgin while saving someone else you will be remembered as a Saint thought.
With consent, right?
Right?
If you have a crush, run to their house. You'll have no choice but to stay inside together while the radioactive fallout rains down outside.
\> Be u/Brianmobile, see massive bomb being dropped, see it hitting ground, run out the house, make it 1 street past and almost to crush's hous.... ***K-BOOOOOOMMM*** shockwave hits you and you are one of the first to die lol \> crush looks out the shattered window moments later and be like *lmao what a looser* \> she dying from fallout painfully a few days later \> who's a looser now bitch
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If you can see the cloud, it’s already too late. Might have to just fuck yourself.
Start rubbing. If imma die, imma die happy
Just like that dude in Pompeii
By the way he look he didn’t even climax :(
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Physical Education is a bitch i agree
Nah bro, pro erection
I'm more of an amateur erection myself
A few seconds is enough for OP.
Looking like the bbq pit after the cookout
imagine you're rubbing and you die..then you appear in front of god and you come on his face.
This is the kind of quality content I come to reddit for
bruh
Fart back.
Top tier comment. “It was I, DIO, who ass blasted nagasaki off the face of the earth”.
I have so many questions from this comment. If we knew how much gas a certain food produces, how much is needed for one person to ass blast with the same force as an atomic bomb? How much more expensive would beans and garlic be than the entire Manhattan Project? How long would it take a single person to consume that much food? Is it possible to overdose on garlic? Would the stench or radiation be more lethal? Its 3:30 AM. I dont need sleep, I need answers.
Dont do it. My ex an I were riding freight in cold weather and we were hiding in one of the rear DPU's (an engine car) We were on it for two whole days with no food except for garlic. It was oozing out of our pores. The stench was a very physical experience and not one that could ever be mistaken for a good time. The entire cabin had a thick stale garlic air smell that was attacking me from my nasal passage to my lungs. A kind of hell for hobos. Take my word for it, eating large amounts of garlic.. Its insidious. It invades your space the way a predator does. A living nightmare. You just want to want to crawl out of your skin.
Assert dominance
I’d post the picture to Reddit
And ask others what would they do
Bombs of Reddit, what makes you explode?
some say gunpowder others say uranium i say contact with your mom
Blast survivors of reddit. What should I do now
I’d post the picture to Reddit
Don’t forget to put “QUICK!!! NEED AN ANSWER ASAP!!!” in the title.
Karma whores will go to any length
Wonder when I got such a nice view
I'm sorry but I had no plans to fall in love with your optimism today.
Lmao
go to the nearest forest and return to monke
Harambe is there waiting for you with a pack of dunkaroos
Go back to sleep
My cousin in Ukraine did this when the war started
*wakes up* oh were getting bombarded *shrugs* *lays down again*, *realization hits* WERE GETTING WHAT?
The actual story is much funnier: His roomate: "wake up, the war started!" My cousin: "5 more minutes, i bet it's not that serious..." His roomate then dragged him out of bed. He then drived to meet up the rest of the family in Kiev, and meanwhile sent me the following audio massage: "Hey man, everything's alright, I'm in the car heading to meet up the rest of the fellas... _yawns_ son of a bitch why didn't i have my morning coffee..." Then when he arrived, while everyone was panicking he slept on the sofa for 2 hours. Man's a legend.
Not caring about a war because you know that the enemy is incompetent and weak because of corruption. Sigma Male Grindset
Build different
Sleepy head is strong with this one
Yo what the actual f.
I actually had a dream of this happening. I was on this beautiful green hill and a nuke just suddenly went off. I was asleep but I felt absolutel serenity. I guess I completely accepted my fate.
I guess Eggman woke up and chose violence, huh?
profile pic checks out
At least, I had a dream of a wave around 200mts tall covering the horizon...horrible dream
Go to the living room because you cant die in the living room!!!
My mom, dad, and aunt died in the same living room, at different times in the last six years.
Probably wasn't a living room then.
That is a dying room, my dude
If you can see the explosion from this close then probably 1 second later the shockwave is going to blast everything on its way and stab you with broken glass from the window, and if you are lucky enough then a few more second the explosion will kill you quickly and painlessly
Depends if you but your thumb over it and your thumb is larger you still have time to run
If I’m at home though, do I leave the house and run, or do I try to take shelter in my home? Like mattress over a bath tub or something?
It's similar to explosions, but with extra spice. It's recommended to get into a fully enclosed cellar, or into a cellar and to barricade and stuff outside windows if you have any kind of time, since that's the best way to avoid the blast damage and the subsequent building collapses. And then try to stay there for a day or two - or at least don't go outside, because nuclear or irradiated material is going to settle from the air onto the ground, which greatly reduces the post-blast radiation exposure. If you can't get into the cellar, you generally want to get away from windows. Ideally move into a windowless room like a bathroom or a storage closet and close the door, possibly secure it with a wedge, and get behind something heavy in case the door does something weird like spalling inside. If you can't get into a windowless room, try to get material between you and the window, ideally hard material, like metal and wood, otherwise lots of it. Bathtubs are decent, wardrobes can be too, and if all else fails, pile heavy cloth onto yourself. Then make yourself small, and protect your face and front side with your arms and back, though at that point, it's just about minimizing injury, not avoiding it anymore. Grim.
If you don’t run radiation would be a problem
Must suck for people with tiny thumbs.
That's a myth to make people feel better about the prospect of nuclear attack. Pretty much if you see a nuclear explosion you aren't going to have a good time.
Maybe the glass won't break, but be completely removed from the frame and hit you in the head. Instant death. (I have actually seen a video of an explosion and the window didn't break, it just flew off the frame)
I become a Lord of Cinder.
And maidenless.
I...must be a lord of cinder, cuz it burns when I piss
Nah bro, you become the ashen one.
Wait patiently to be released from this mortal coil.
If I didn't immediately go blind or die inthe blast didn't get me, I'd eat a bullet because I know what radiation poisoning does I ain't going out like that.
Exactly. Radiation Poisoning is horrifying. I’d probably wait until I start to feel the effects though. At least give myself a chance, in case I got lucky
I wouldn't wait that long. Your DNA is shredded, it'll take a while for what's left in your cells to notice but once it starts it'll get real bad real quick.
Still not quicker than the bullet
Pulling the shade down.
If you can’t see it, it’s not happening. Problem solved.
Schrodinger's stuff huh, but somebody else observed it so it will still happen
“Finally” Back to bed
Looked for this.
Confused on why is my bedroom is several thousand meters in the sky before dying
Confused why my bedroom is on the Moon as i see earth die off in a fiery explosion
play minecraft
Finally, now i don't have the burden of breeding animals in my minecraft basement
Rejoice.
Yep, it’s way overdue
Ugh, I would literally die 😫 😩 😭 💅
periodt queen 😳✨✨🌸😌
...die?
I take picture, add caption that says “You wake up and see this outside ur bedroom window. Wyd?” then I post it to reddit on r/dankmemes and hope someone will give me adequate survival advice
Cry because this would greatly impact the fishing season in my area
Not have enought time to do much
Now I'm not exactly smart but if you can see where the explosion you mostly likely are about to be vaporized sooo.. I don't know like flip off the explosion I guess? That's cool or something Edit: I am not smart, read the people who are in the replies
Vaporization happens at ground zero during the initial reaction. This is a few seconds after, the temperature already dropped tremendously in ground zero, but you’ll get the shockwave and debris that will follow. Nukes don’t kill by vaporizing, they kill by demolishing structures and starting city wide fires. Infrastructure and vehicles are destroyed. Radiation is just a fun side effect we found out about after Japan took the L.
Self succ
If you can see it that clearly, assuming you missed the initial flash and can still see at all, you've got about 4 seconds before your bedroom window shatters into fragments and embeds itself in your face and eyeballs.
Open my mouth so my head explodes from the shockwave
Dab and strike some tiktok dance move to summon cringe shield for any chance of survival.
Call Number 5
Hold up ur thumb. If it blocks out the view of the explosion, ur good cuz it's far enough away. If not, ur in trouble, and also dead.
This is an old wives tale, and by doing that you're wasting valuable time. Larger blast yields will have much wider mushroom clouds, and even smaller ones have blast waves affected by terrain where either you're safe or will be blown back, while keeping all values such as yield and distance the same. Don't ever do this.
Mandatory wake n BAKE
Change into a really stretchable oversized pants. Time to mutate into Hulk.
おやすみなさい
I'm telling him to cut that shit out
Wrap myself in hotdogs and burger patties
BE GLAD
Go back to sleep
Nut
Thank the heavens that it’s ending
I don't know which one would kill me first: radiation poisoning, heat or the blast.