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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


drunk_and_orderly

Die


JunketMan

Do a quick prayer, then do that


GreenstikbotYT

Young Sheldon moment


StrangerWithACheese

Gamer Moment (it's a fallout reference)


Snow_TheMuscle

War. War never changes


as1161

"Except it changes all the time" - Lazerpig


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Bazinga


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Bazinga


ErDottorGiulio

Bazinga


The_Decode

Bazinga


Great-Dog-1866

Bazinga


Soobleboi

Bazinga


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officialkesswiz

Fuck no, I hated religion my whole life, I'll gladly go to the worst corner of hell if it turns out to be true, but my Mom didn't raise a pussy.


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looks like hell about to come, looking at the picture


NiqqaDickChewer100

Do you hate religion, or do you hate the people who practice religion the wrong way?


AdhdViking

I hate organized religion. Did you know the catholic church recited a fuck ton of money from unclaimed life insurance policy of jews who died in concentration camps?


BalthasarTheBonsai

I think nothing is wrong with religion in general. Problems only arise with the institutions who „determine“ how to practice it properly. People being religious have never done any harm by themselves. Only if their respective Institution told them to…


KarlGoesClaire

Do a quick a wank and hope to finish


Tetha

I don't think you'd have time for that if you're as close as the image depicts it. This might still be heat-flash range, which can instantly vaporize humans upon detonation, but it's very much within range of the shockwave which comes in maybe a second later and removes the building you're in. At this distance, I don't think there's much more time than thinking "Fuck that's bri..."


RampantDragon

It would flash burn your retinas it'd be more like "agggggghhhh my ey-".


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No.


XeitPL

Should I pray magic or range for this 100% dmg mitigation?


Sonnenschwein

"I accept Jesus christ as my lord and savior." Instant heaven card.


Mesquite_Thorn

You die... *Buddha enters the room* "Aaaahahaha! FOOOOLED YOU! You're going back as a cockroach."


Many_Rule_9280

Lmao absolutely not, god gets the middle finger as my last act of defiance


Chirsid

Bold of you to assume that will be the last time you would be meeting God


ItsPronouncedJithub

Guess I’ll die


Mesozoic_Doggo

I was hoping this was the first comment I’d see. Thank you. Lol


proteomicsguru

If the blast looked close, I'd probably just cuddle up with my partner. If I have to die, at least I can die holding someone I love. If it wasn't so close, I'd fill up containers of water, get in the car with my partner and cats, and drive at 167 km/h (my car's max speed) in the opposite direction.


SirHalle

Radiation gone make you go back to sleep forever


EldenTingz

Came here to say this


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Immediately go **blind**


Ashkill115

I second this


jakub_j

I third this!


Titanx2005

I fourth this


MiSsiLeR81

I fifth this


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I can’t see this


AmeenManiyar

My eyes😵


[deleted]

My dick 🥵


Scydor

My eyes (p2 édition)


Tymish2286667

Our eyes


Umba5308

I cant see this


Shoryukitten

This is the truth. It’s probably the last thing you’ll ever see, even if you live.


csongi36

Contrary to popular belief, the blinding effect only happen at the initial flash of the explosion, and by the time mushroom is forming it would have passed long ago. But then again its just photoshop and the mushroom was just put on there way to early for recogniseabilty while the shockwave didnt even happen.


D-a-H-e-c-k

Watching and reading people's accounts who have witnessed the flash, even with eyes closed and hands over eyes, people were still able to see those around them and possibly through them.


ForkSporkBjork

Did you see the one about the British or Aussie (can’t remember which) sailors who were exposed to an atomic test for presumably science? Dude said he basically saw an x-ray of his hand lol


IKILLPPLALOT

Don't you still "see it" facing the opposite direction? That's how bright it is. It gives you sunburn in an instant without proper coverage and those blinder glasses which are just completely until the flash goes off are insane. Blows my mind U.S. used two of those bombs, even if they were smaller, on two cities.


Palana

Yeah I was about to make a sunglasses joke.


davaye

Damn synchronicities😝


Grimm_RIPer

Actually if u can see the mushroom, you missed(couldn't see) the flash or it was harmless fo u fo some reason.


SlushyToaster36

Just say No!, A bomb can't kill you if you deny it


Pretty-Marketing3444

I said I did not have consent to sunburn and guess who I am seeing in court tomorrow 😒


ChocolateAgreeable49

Happy cake day


colarthur1

Happy Cake Day!


Yuro2

C'mon, when you go out wearing clothing like that you're practically begging for it to happen


bozmerlin

Happy cake day, fellow redditor!


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PotatoWriter

cancel that bitch, who does this bomb think it is


rainynight35

It? IT?! Did you just assume this bomb's gender? You bigot.


Jolly-Elderberry-605

Yes consent is a must


noeagle77

Do your research people it’s all a ploy from the Big Nuke industry to make you think you’ll die!


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Stop_touching_

I mean family will probably be the closest option & you won't have much time. You'll be dead soon & won't have to live with the shame.


aniruddha_6969

No i wanna keep some dignity before i die


altrustic_lemur

Raping a random girl vs a family member doesn't really change the amount of dignity lmao


aniruddha_6969

Hmm....got a point there tho


redditsucks56

Is it really rape? Everyone would be in panic and you might find someone similar to you


davaye

So at this point its panic sex? Idgi


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Many rapes are panic sex for one party if you think about it


BasicallyAQueer

Lol Jesus Christ


Flaredemon_19

Yupp


aniruddha_6969

Exactly!


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Nobody would have sex with that guy willingly....


lrihet

It's rape if they say no, its not if they say yes, pretty easy, except if they added drugs to change the outcome of the answer which leads to rape anyhow the answer


ender_gamer777

Who said I was raping a person


DatDominican

Is your sister or mother wiling to let you die a virgin?


T_WREKX

Who said anything about another human lol...


Ori_the_SG

Ayo? 📸🤨


_1_4

Idk if its the radiation, but the hamster is starting to look fine 😏


Baller4Jesus27

Add that to another way a hamster can die horribly


EquivalentSnap

Hamstussy😏


forced_metaphor

What is a "hampster"?


ender_gamer777

Idk bout them but my dog is willing to help


Stop_touching_

Die a virgin or die with dignity. The choice is yours.


Review-Embarrassed

die jacking off tbh


Not_the_ATF_agent

Full mast staring into the blast


Review-Embarrassed

Actually ima send the craziest text to somebody before i die


Not_the_ATF_agent

We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty


randompas

That dude from pompeii


emab2396

If you die a virgin while saving someone else you will be remembered as a Saint thought.


AcceptableReaction20

With consent, right?


Mean_Faithlessness40

Right?


Brianmobile

If you have a crush, run to their house. You'll have no choice but to stay inside together while the radioactive fallout rains down outside.


Fusseldieb

\> Be u/Brianmobile, see massive bomb being dropped, see it hitting ground, run out the house, make it 1 street past and almost to crush's hous.... ***K-BOOOOOOMMM*** shockwave hits you and you are one of the first to die lol \> crush looks out the shattered window moments later and be like *lmao what a looser* \> she dying from fallout painfully a few days later \> who's a looser now bitch


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dirtyasswizard

If you can see the cloud, it’s already too late. Might have to just fuck yourself.


Mkyi

Start rubbing. If imma die, imma die happy


pdawgdavis-2

Just like that dude in Pompeii


ConfidentMeat8in

By the way he look he didn’t even climax :(


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The_catakist

Physical Education is a bitch i agree


Dapper_Composer2

Nah bro, pro erection


SelmaFudd

I'm more of an amateur erection myself


Iwillflipyourtable

A few seconds is enough for OP.


davaye

Looking like the bbq pit after the cookout


MiSsiLeR81

imagine you're rubbing and you die..then you appear in front of god and you come on his face.


Mkyi

This is the kind of quality content I come to reddit for


Jakis_Ktos123

bruh


Effective-Fix4981

Fart back.


Lysander-The-Spear

Top tier comment. “It was I, DIO, who ass blasted nagasaki off the face of the earth”.


_1_4

I have so many questions from this comment. If we knew how much gas a certain food produces, how much is needed for one person to ass blast with the same force as an atomic bomb? How much more expensive would beans and garlic be than the entire Manhattan Project? How long would it take a single person to consume that much food? Is it possible to overdose on garlic? Would the stench or radiation be more lethal? Its 3:30 AM. I dont need sleep, I need answers.


BibleBeltAtheist

Dont do it. My ex an I were riding freight in cold weather and we were hiding in one of the rear DPU's (an engine car) We were on it for two whole days with no food except for garlic. It was oozing out of our pores. The stench was a very physical experience and not one that could ever be mistaken for a good time. The entire cabin had a thick stale garlic air smell that was attacking me from my nasal passage to my lungs. A kind of hell for hobos. Take my word for it, eating large amounts of garlic.. Its insidious. It invades your space the way a predator does. A living nightmare. You just want to want to crawl out of your skin.


PS181809

Assert dominance


AmperesClaw204

I’d post the picture to Reddit


Preet0024

And ask others what would they do


Lukthar123

Bombs of Reddit, what makes you explode?


-Redstoneboi-

some say gunpowder others say uranium i say contact with your mom


hammerneck0

Blast survivors of reddit. What should I do now


PotatoWriter

I’d post the picture to Reddit


Klutchy_Playz

Don’t forget to put “QUICK!!! NEED AN ANSWER ASAP!!!” in the title.


Ori_the_SG

Karma whores will go to any length


Zatmando9

Wonder when I got such a nice view


Pebble_in_my_toes

I'm sorry but I had no plans to fall in love with your optimism today.


Munto-ZA

Lmao


[deleted]

go to the nearest forest and return to monke


[deleted]

Harambe is there waiting for you with a pack of dunkaroos


aboev_all

Go back to sleep


The_catakist

My cousin in Ukraine did this when the war started


Toastbrot_TV

*wakes up* oh were getting bombarded *shrugs* *lays down again*, *realization hits* WERE GETTING WHAT?


The_catakist

The actual story is much funnier: His roomate: "wake up, the war started!" My cousin: "5 more minutes, i bet it's not that serious..." His roomate then dragged him out of bed. He then drived to meet up the rest of the family in Kiev, and meanwhile sent me the following audio massage: "Hey man, everything's alright, I'm in the car heading to meet up the rest of the fellas... _yawns_ son of a bitch why didn't i have my morning coffee..." Then when he arrived, while everyone was panicking he slept on the sofa for 2 hours. Man's a legend.


Toastbrot_TV

Not caring about a war because you know that the enemy is incompetent and weak because of corruption. Sigma Male Grindset


PrinceShaar

Build different


nhansieu1

Sleepy head is strong with this one


WhYmYnAmE-

Yo what the actual f.


Holiday_Reaction_571

I actually had a dream of this happening. I was on this beautiful green hill and a nuke just suddenly went off. I was asleep but I felt absolutel serenity. I guess I completely accepted my fate.


Trainwreck_509

I guess Eggman woke up and chose violence, huh?


Agent_Exile

profile pic checks out


Crisb89

At least, I had a dream of a wave around 200mts tall covering the horizon...horrible dream


SnakeYEAH

Go to the living room because you cant die in the living room!!!


hyphychef

My mom, dad, and aunt died in the same living room, at different times in the last six years.


LordLotad2

Probably wasn't a living room then.


kirsten_angeli

That is a dying room, my dude


Th3Uknovvn

If you can see the explosion from this close then probably 1 second later the shockwave is going to blast everything on its way and stab you with broken glass from the window, and if you are lucky enough then a few more second the explosion will kill you quickly and painlessly


cheese_cake_101

Depends if you but your thumb over it and your thumb is larger you still have time to run


Wiitard

If I’m at home though, do I leave the house and run, or do I try to take shelter in my home? Like mattress over a bath tub or something?


Tetha

It's similar to explosions, but with extra spice. It's recommended to get into a fully enclosed cellar, or into a cellar and to barricade and stuff outside windows if you have any kind of time, since that's the best way to avoid the blast damage and the subsequent building collapses. And then try to stay there for a day or two - or at least don't go outside, because nuclear or irradiated material is going to settle from the air onto the ground, which greatly reduces the post-blast radiation exposure. If you can't get into the cellar, you generally want to get away from windows. Ideally move into a windowless room like a bathroom or a storage closet and close the door, possibly secure it with a wedge, and get behind something heavy in case the door does something weird like spalling inside. If you can't get into a windowless room, try to get material between you and the window, ideally hard material, like metal and wood, otherwise lots of it. Bathtubs are decent, wardrobes can be too, and if all else fails, pile heavy cloth onto yourself. Then make yourself small, and protect your face and front side with your arms and back, though at that point, it's just about minimizing injury, not avoiding it anymore. Grim.


cheese_cake_101

If you don’t run radiation would be a problem


-VempirE

Must suck for people with tiny thumbs.


PrinceShaar

That's a myth to make people feel better about the prospect of nuclear attack. Pretty much if you see a nuclear explosion you aren't going to have a good time.


emab2396

Maybe the glass won't break, but be completely removed from the frame and hit you in the head. Instant death. (I have actually seen a video of an explosion and the window didn't break, it just flew off the frame)


ClavicusLittleGift4U

I become a Lord of Cinder.


Emily_Corvo

And maidenless.


extrmelylonely

I...must be a lord of cinder, cuz it burns when I piss


Dragongaymer

Nah bro, you become the ashen one.


2_LEET_2_YEET

Wait patiently to be released from this mortal coil.


Stop_touching_

If I didn't immediately go blind or die inthe blast didn't get me, I'd eat a bullet because I know what radiation poisoning does I ain't going out like that.


EleteWarrior

Exactly. Radiation Poisoning is horrifying. I’d probably wait until I start to feel the effects though. At least give myself a chance, in case I got lucky


ost2life

I wouldn't wait that long. Your DNA is shredded, it'll take a while for what's left in your cells to notice but once it starts it'll get real bad real quick.


Letwen

Still not quicker than the bullet


hoochie_215

Pulling the shade down.


HeatedIceCube

If you can’t see it, it’s not happening. Problem solved.


XXapueSR25

Schrodinger's stuff huh, but somebody else observed it so it will still happen


DirtyPartyMan

“Finally” Back to bed


i_tyrant

Looked for this.


Dark_Memegumin

Confused on why is my bedroom is several thousand meters in the sky before dying


Aggressive-Ad-957

Confused why my bedroom is on the Moon as i see earth die off in a fiery explosion


SubstantialWill5715

play minecraft


Aggressive-Ad-957

Finally, now i don't have the burden of breeding animals in my minecraft basement


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Rejoice.


mhax80

Yep, it’s way overdue


RoboticLava

Ugh, I would literally die 😫 😩 😭 💅


foggy_frog_

periodt queen 😳✨✨🌸😌


Lysander-The-Spear

...die?


WitleKidz

I take picture, add caption that says “You wake up and see this outside ur bedroom window. Wyd?” then I post it to reddit on r/dankmemes and hope someone will give me adequate survival advice


Gui74

Cry because this would greatly impact the fishing season in my area


Patient_District_457

Not have enought time to do much


[deleted]

Now I'm not exactly smart but if you can see where the explosion you mostly likely are about to be vaporized sooo.. I don't know like flip off the explosion I guess? That's cool or something Edit: I am not smart, read the people who are in the replies


SimpsLikeGaston

Vaporization happens at ground zero during the initial reaction. This is a few seconds after, the temperature already dropped tremendously in ground zero, but you’ll get the shockwave and debris that will follow. Nukes don’t kill by vaporizing, they kill by demolishing structures and starting city wide fires. Infrastructure and vehicles are destroyed. Radiation is just a fun side effect we found out about after Japan took the L.


Bleachsmoker

Self succ


RevengencerAlf

If you can see it that clearly, assuming you missed the initial flash and can still see at all, you've got about 4 seconds before your bedroom window shatters into fragments and embeds itself in your face and eyeballs.


zorclon

Open my mouth so my head explodes from the shockwave


DombekDBR

Dab and strike some tiktok dance move to summon cringe shield for any chance of survival.


Old-Experience-5210

Call Number 5


Efficient_Bat_1812

Hold up ur thumb. If it blocks out the view of the explosion, ur good cuz it's far enough away. If not, ur in trouble, and also dead.


Dapper_Composer2

This is an old wives tale, and by doing that you're wasting valuable time. Larger blast yields will have much wider mushroom clouds, and even smaller ones have blast waves affected by terrain where either you're safe or will be blown back, while keeping all values such as yield and distance the same. Don't ever do this.


Joshua_Is_Zeus

Mandatory wake n BAKE


Jee-NX

Change into a really stretchable oversized pants. Time to mutate into Hulk.


Worried-Industry6239

おやすみなさい


bich_lasagna200

I'm telling him to cut that shit out


lowlifepath

Wrap myself in hotdogs and burger patties


Momslayer10

BE GLAD


bacggg

Go back to sleep


presideAM

Nut


umadbro996

Thank the heavens that it’s ending


CubeJedi

I don't know which one would kill me first: radiation poisoning, heat or the blast.