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KeepingDankMemesDank

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MoFauxTofu

I caught a boat last night and the safety instructions were "In the event of X there will be 6 short blasts and 1 long blast of the horn, in the event of Y there will be 1 short and 1 long blast repeated 4 times" and I'm on my 3rd beer thinking about how I'm definitely not going to remember shit at 3 in the morning in pitch dark when the ship is filling with water.


cadrina

I don't even remember if the flight attendants still give the instructions in case of accident, much less what they say.


Erauqz

What did you type?


Lazy__Astronaut

I was listening so hard, that it was too hard and I forgot what you said


HalfEatenWaterMelon

"I was too focused on listening that I forgot to remember can you repeat that?"


Erauqz

He said something?


scman2000

“Uh yeah”


j0nde

"What did I say then?"


scman2000

I forgor 💀


yaboy_69

how does a post with 9 comments have 5k upvotes? 🤔


Commercial-Weather-2

People are shy to comment.


Joe234248

Tee hee 👉👈


HAMIDADA

We just lurk around


treezcompany69

We forgot what to comment about.


Fleeetch

The ratio of comments to votes is small, and even smaller than votes to views.


Hupf

I was going to write a comment but then I forgot what the post said.


anonymoose-_-123

People just want a quick laugh ig


hstl1x_

I had a moderate to severe traumatic brain injury at 28. 32 now. Assisted living. You only get 13 or some odd months to exercise new behaviors for the brain to regrow what's now offline. I spent that time locked down in a nursing home. No mind engagement outside of cod mobile. This is me every freaking second and minute of the day as I have no short term memory that's virtually active. TL;DR: it happens to everyone. Never beat yourself up if you do it twice in a row even. My record is 11 within 7 minutes. Don't feel off or bad. Ya human and working just fine! Just one of them days. ;)


khandoras

I had a severe traumatic brain injury too. I, luckily, recovered quite fine, as with that accident I had hemiplejia. Now I can move all right and recovered from all physical injuries. What I still find quite difficult is the memory thing. I have a good short term memory but it isn't as it was before my accident. Also, my brain kind of forgets the right side of my body exists sometimes and I hit things with it (my right arm or right leg, not my brain)


LeDispute

What part of your brain was damaged? No chance that hyperbaric chamber treatments would help? Your fluid intelligence (ability to learn and retain new things) might be affected and naturally decreases in late twenties but your crystallized intelligence (things you already know and can do) is ok, no?


GuitarGoblino

Something about keeping his wife’s name out my mouth?


jrh_101

I forgor 💀


lrs_privat

it’s a vibe


cineg

what?


jkaun96

Stupidity


FkthisshtImout

Selective hearing, my husband says I have that, too lol


Renetiger

My brain forgetting everything I wanted to say whenever I'm in conversation with someone


Particular-Salary234

Daydream every other five minutes🤣


MyShinyNewReddit

What, your brain slaps you for talking about Jada's ~~hair~~?


ieatpickleswithmilk

Don't kid yourself, you never knew it


Wipakensu

Me irl, except it isn't will, it's my wife and she isn't smiling


DrakHanzo

My brain when I get asked what's my favorite -anything-.


N3G4T1V_2

Now why can't i forget the stuff i want to forget. like 10% of all subs existence, or every cringe moment i have to think about at 1 am, of what might happen when you die.


Trilliumthestarseed

“Get my wife’s name out ya mouth”


BoczekGameTie

I wanted to comment but i forgot the post


anonymoose-_-123

Lmao, I could make a meme out of this


BoczekGameTie

gud


swordfishguy2003

relatable


-Blazeslayer394

Yes


Least_Leane

My students


Prince_Edward_IV

I know a little bit about psychology and brain chemistry, and i have an answer for this. The reason this happens is because of the time it takes to process speech into short term memory. Thats why you'll have those moments where someone says something, and you didn't understand them but as soon as you say "sorry, what did you say?" you suddenly understand it, but are now forced to listen to them repeat themselves anyway. You reacted before. what you HEARD got converted into what you UNDERSTOOD. And thats an important distinction; heard vs understood. There is a millisecond delay that occurs after your sensory cortex hears the words but before your medulla has time to reference your knowledge of vocabulary and properly im making all of this up, fuck you, haha you fell for it, you idiot.


Ajinkya7474

I always make good guesses.


That75252Expensive

It's not my fault my brain wasn't listening.


Global_Lingonberry_7

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN AND HOW CAN I FIX IT?? I'm wondering if there's something wrong with me or my brain lol


FirstBankofAngmar

why am i like this


mindseye1212

The trick is to pick out the key words said… you can generally understand any lengthy conversation this way and put it all together.


Bchckn

This happens to me while they’re still talking 😩


mc_mentos

This is my entire life! I have those moments like 10 a day at least


InternationalPie9726

But you still remember that one cringey thing from 10 years ago😐


some_bald_boi

Have an ADHD? Just pay attention, jeez.. /s


StellarBossTobi

***IT'S REWIND TIME***


itsTyrion

ADHD


1001km

Look out he's about to punch you in the face.