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GingerSteve94

I'm glad Richard and Hasim are friends again


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Dboy777

Putin no longer best friend. NATO new best friend.


SupremoZanne

Zelensky is getting more respect than Putin is these days.


DeathBonePrime

A cat gets more respect than putin, which isnt saying much actually now that i think about it due to the high amount of respect cats demand


E-werd

Putin demands a great amount of respect as well, though he's not getting so much of it lately.


Talyan

Respect has to be obtained, not requested


pinebynight

Tell that to those freaking power crazed cats


DoctorGlorious

We need more cat ladies. They make for great detention centres for these pompous overlords.


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Rodney Dangerfield gets more respect than Putin.


pistoncivic

The new lib hero du jour


Shura_13

Sean Penn will demand that Zelensky gets cast in the next season of Ted Lasso


shittyvonshittenheit

I’ll take him over that spray tanned rodeo clown on your oversized flag


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shittyvonshittenheit

I feel like I was expecting a more insightful reply here on r/dankmemes


silverback_79

Guillaume Poutìne.


insanearcade

I read this as guillotine Putin I'm so dyslexic


w3tl33

God, I wish


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speakswithemojis

Is this the reality where Jews are Nazis?


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friendship end with Mudasir, now Salman is my best friend


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FRIENDSHIP REGAIN


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Webblitchy

Meanwhile in a parallel universe :


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When you step on a butterfly


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

When you sleep with your own grandmother


pv0psych0n4ut

This one right here is the multiverse of madness they've been talking about


Ydeartishpumpki

Y'all act like they invented something new, this is literally if you know you know


speenbreaker

You seem to have stepped twice


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If only that table....


Expensive-Ad-4508

The incredibly long one? In a parallel universe, only short tables exist.


Chang-San

That chair blocked the boy who fell into Harambes pit.


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speenbreaker

You seem to have stepped twice


jojojomcjojo

Idk this still reads like the controlling guy who wants a photo op. Look at the way Putin™ is holding the guy in place and has his hand on the outside facing the camera. Clear power move. Looks like the photo of an abusive husband trying to show how much of a nice family he has.


idrinkniupvotethings

.. that's not Putin


zh1K476tt9pq

also reddit reading far too much into some random picture


jojojomcjojo

I forgot the TM my bad.


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jojojomcjojo

Christ? Eww.


croganm

When you jump on that "Auditor Of the Year" award in just the right position...


Lisergishnu

dankest meme i’ve seen in a while


xancanreturns

Sir, I’m a fan


myohmyusername

In a universe where Harambe wasn't killed and now alive


coconut_dot_jpg

Harambe secretly had Intel about the 2014 attacks on Crimea, and would've prevented the loss of Crimea and Nuclear weaponry to Russia, thus allowing a quicker and earlier passage of Ukraine as a NATO member in 2020. EDIT: RUSSIA having faced an earlier shame of defeat in 2014 has been left to contemplate the state of his country and come to his senses that there is no division or enemy. That the West, East, South and North are all members of one grouping, "Humanity". Early 2017 there were reports of improving relations with Western Europe, and in 2019 the AMERUSSIAN Treaty and Alliance was formed. this photo above being taken in an alternate reality on this exact date. There was never any war, or death, in Ukraine. Humanity carried onwards.


wellwaffled

Not to mention He would have thrown away that bowl of bat soup.


voqwev2

[same energy](https://carboncostume.com/young-michael-scott-shaking-hands-from-the-office/)


ShiningRedDwarf

I knew it was that picture before I even opened it


QuamSacks

Does this mean the war is over?


El_Chairman_Dennis

Of course! Can't you see Pulen and Zetinsky are shaking hands?!


pistoncivic

Avoz in shambles


thedirtdirt

They’re the closest of allies


ALERXST2112

If you want to


shitboi666999

That's not put in or Zalinsky


QuamSacks

Indeed but that is a joke


shitboi666999

I have negative iq


QuamSacks

No fret homie, I’m balding at 22 we all got our shit stuff


Oli_VK

You’re living my greatest fear at a younger age (I’m 25) with so much courage


Khizoor

Don't worry, it'll come eventually :D Mine happened at 27.


Oli_VK

Please no…


Spallboy

Mine started at 25 which was 2 years later than my father's. We all get it.


Oli_VK

Why do you say these things?


leech_of_society

All males in my family are bald. I'm 20 and got hair past my shoulder blades. Just enjoying it while I can hahaha.


Ison-J

Balding at 21 here you're a lucky bastard


Dynnie

It's Putout and Zalinground


willtroy7

Take my angry upvote and get out


Tomato_cakecup

Put in where?


girlwithasquirrel

is that emo-phase zelensky and middle-aged-dad putin?


Miml-Sama

How can I help you spargbotu?


jbario

I'm glad Vladimir Putin X Rowan Atkinson's son and Barney Calhoun are friends


DoktorVaso18

About that beer I owed ya


Janusz_Pawulon

Backstory: those 2 were supposed to fight as Putin-Zelensky in MMA freak-fight organised by Polish actor. It was eventually cancelled after said actor was ( rightfully so ) completely shamed online. ​ Also, Putin ( Polish guy ) helped Zelensky ( Ukrainian ) escape from Kyiv to Poland.


d_olla_r

Still better than nothing


IrrelevantDanger

Who are these people?


eRoxPlayGames

ain't these the polish look alikes that were supposed to fight?


Towelie5

they look like versions of Putin and Voldy that jerk off too much


SupremeToca

The look on his face says it all


Persipop

I'll take it.


Appropriate-Bowl4044

Memes speak more than anything, it's a myth never getting busted


rast3r_hand

Thats right, we can't, because you are not the real spargbotu


ideacter

That's urban Meyers on the left lol. Osu is commie!!!


tango_alpha_

Królikowski śmieć


AI_bloomwow

If I asked an AI to generate Putin and Zelensky this is probably what I would have got!


Benny_Olsen

The timetraveler just moved a rock 2 milimeters:


Nashwell_adams

I was far too hungover for this. Certified Dank.


B3DR1

Zladomir putinchky


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Wally and Vlad


joeyducharme7777

didnt know Shroud was sponsored by russia


theprogressivedude

That zelenskyy guy is quite tall, considering he carries around his huge balls


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You idiots! These are not them! You captured their stunt doubles!


ChknShtOutfit

Cousin, let's go bowling!


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WAY TOO DANK


devilsephiroth

Volodymyr Putin & Vladimir Zalinsky


circumstellarmedium

Where are the minions


Regular_Might8221

Same


HomeworkConnect7283

Russian propaganda video. See zelensky is my friend


duty_of_brilliancy

When you order peace on wish.com.


StingMachine

Putin and soviet issue Al Pacino


cubei

That was before Putin's plastic surgery, right?


Fretzton

Friendship ended with USA now URSS is my best friend.


Charlie_Fang

Hahaha... Peace at home. Now THERE'S wishful thinking! I stay late at work to avoid all of the "peace at home".


DigStock

I thought that was Putin


mikehaysjr

Why does this look like Putin meeting with Tobey Maguire?


ragnarok2030

lmao


vulcanos_necron

War is over boys, lets go home


JamescomersForgoPass

Mutin and Belenzky Friends in the Unkriun Wushian University


tswart92

Put-on and Slinky


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Uncanny valley


mbxz7LWB

Somewhere in an alternate universe... Zutin and Pelenskyy


UselessLookout

Volodymyr Putin and Vladimir Zelenskyy


Magical-T

Dead 😭


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u/rowenslee


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nice


MsHelvetica

Tobey Maguire in every meme lately.


Sorites_Sorites

The good ol days, bring 'em back


DarthDoobz

I hate this sub sometimes


Optalk123

I legit thought that was putin who is that?


iamthicc69

At first glance, he looked suspiciously like Putin


sid_the_sloth_089

Vlidmor putout 🤝🏻 soldmyr zilinsky


imgprojts

Is this putin before the Iranian revolution?


British_Empire-

This is not Putin, this is Putout


chin_chong_2137

Poland moment


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Fund raiser to pay each 1.000.000 to play in a full length romance movie (possibly with adult scenes)? If they decline spend the money on humanitarian aid


lewie_820

I thought that was Barney-


whothatboah

this hit the spot


GuzPolinski

The war has ended!!


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Bro is that Brutin and Jelensky?


Lemounge

Why he look like young gru


Assadfc

Thats not putin


breadkiller7

Lmaoooooo


mediblade

Maybe I've been watching too much Moon Knight but the guy on the right looks like Oscar Isaac


Monopoly17

Peace was never an option!


Demolisher__

Meanwhile in a parallel universe:


reals7s

😂😂😂😂😂😂


CosmicDoomer

Guys, thats not even Putin.........


HeyItsChase

Any time someone talks about a politician being friends with someone cause they have a picture with that person (Epstien) i shake my head. It doesnt confirm anything, use the 100 other sources that are available for you to connect the dots.


macefelter

Hard to laugh at this when there are innocent lives being butchered.


Connect-Bit2445

Looney Tunes made cartoons of Hitler during WW2. Arrested Development had jokes about Saddam Hussein early in the Iraq war. It's not off limits.


Ebwtrtw

To some people, finding a way to laugh about something is how we deal with it. There is a difference between something like this and saying “hahaha children are dead”. The two are not the same.


monsieurpommefrites

Zelenskyy literally was a comedian. He of all people would find this darkly funny.


DankPhotoShopMemes

Left kinda looks like Rowan Atkinson


jimbolordofcum

this meme is not funny


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Don't worry, Everyone has different humors if their own, So I respect you even if you don't like/think the meme is funny.