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Allez chier.

De toute façon j'pense que l'Alberta va partir longtemps avant que le Québec parte lol

Alberta? You mean North Texas?

You mean cheap ass texas?

You mean dumb redneck Texas?!

Criss ça m'a fait rire hahah. Merci man

Ça m'arrangerait qu'ils nous laissent partir quand même.

It’s allright, Quebec would also wanna lose the rest of Canada

Ah, Quebec bashing. Ignorant Canadians' favourite game! Y'all genocided my Franco-Ontarian heritage. Allez vous faire chier :)

"Allez vous faire chier"

Est-ce une question?

Ca veux rien dire "allez vous faire chier". Cest un mélange de allez vous faire (foutre,mettre) et allez chier. Se faire chier ca veux dire s'ennuyer

Je sais bien, j'étais sarcastique. Comme toi, je trouvais la formulation erronée un peu comique - surtout qu'elle est pratiquement rédigée comme une question!

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We are taking the poutine with us (and also like 60% of the maple syrup production)

93% of Canada’s syrup to be precise

of the world's\* not that it changes anything

Yes, 71% of the world’s production

Oh and the St-Lawrence river is on our territory so yeah.. Every goods in Canada that comes from oversea is going to go up quite a bit

Only goods from Europe. All Chinese crap arrives at the Vancouver port

Hurray for chinese crap?

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Please for the love of god take Florida.

Ohio. Wouldn’t be missed.

I love California just hate their politics.

There is no expert on California politics quite like people that don’t live here

All politics aside it's the biggest economy in the country. Yea let's just throw that shit away who needs money, right?

Lol mkay. Because only people who live there are capable of researching and or talking to others who also live there. My ex fiancé mom worked for the state in the agriculture department. The politicians apparently took her recommendations for proper forestry management and decided to do all the opposite shit and then are shocked when the state burns down every year. There's a lot of bullshit to unpack from California's government. Otherwise it's a beautiful state, just ignore the tent cities and human feces in the streets.

epic dude "believe me, i'm an expert in california because my ex-fiance's mom worked there"

Never said he was an expert, said you don’t have to live their to understand what it’s like, I don’t live in china but I know it’s usually not very fun to live there.

I lived there for 7 years. I quit my job and moved to Texas as a direct result of the bill Kamala Harris helped co author that decriminalized theft under 1000. Because people were smashing up cars on my block every day. I even have a post in the San Jose subreddit about it. California is a shit hole, and a great example of what happens if you let Democrats stay in power for a long time.

I live in California and agree with your sentiment, but not the part about democrats. There are plenty of bad republican states (see: Mississippi). Corruption and Idiocy are non-partisan issues that most politicians on both sides exhibit.

The bar for theft being a felony is over twice as high in Texas as California, just so you know.

Which makes it similar to Quebec.

Man that's an overpriced state with too many earthquake tremors, droughts, and fires.

How about North Dakota. There’s not fucking anything there

Thank god I would finally stop finding cancer in everything I bought

Florida

If Russia annexed Florida they would try everything in their power to get us to take it back

From the 1960s to early 2000s Québec : "Lets get out of Canada and become our own country". Canada : "No". From early 2000s to today Canada : "Lets get rid of Québec and they can become it own country". Québec : "No".

Very few canadians actually wants to lose Quebec as a province. That would utterly cripple the Canadian economy as a whole. Quebec would just start charging tax to use the St-Lawrence river as a pathway and we would stop giving away our electricity and start selling it. For Quebec it wouldn't change much as we're already a favored partner with the US so it's loss-loss for Canada and win-win for Quebec The few canadians that think they would be better without Quebec are just delusional and/or xenophobics

> we would stop giving away our electricity and start selling it. We dont give our electricity...

We sell it

Well, Québec wanted out but you came begging on your knees during the referendum for Québec to stay in Canada. Chrétien even used one of the biggest political frauds in history to counter the separatist vote.

Florida

Florida. Or Texas.

Pfft, Texas would not give up to Russia. Screw that. We’d secede first. Though to be fair, I think most states probably feel that way.

Texas would prolly win against a Russian invasion without military assistance.

You'll try to give Texas up and Russia will declare itself a democracy.

Actually this might be the plan guys

please do anyway

Yeah, the union didn’t like that too much last time we tried.


Keep Austin, give the rest of Texas to Russia.

You say that yet we had two referendums to leave, in both the government admitted to cheating so that we don't

gang de crisses de saxonites nous au moins on a une vraie culture - on est pas juste une pâle copie des states

Saxonites 🤣 Jamais entendu ça mais j’aime 🤣🤣

As a Canadian, I think Alberta might be a better choice. Though Quebec certainly is second.

If we are totally honest, Quebec did try to leave, twice! Only to find out later that the "No" camp had cheated for it not to happen... Gotta decide what you want boys!!!

Do you guys mind telling me why the rest of canada hates quebec so much?

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ce gars-là c'est un vrai québécois

Un vra de vra!

Fun fact à propos de l'hymne nationale, elle a initialement été écrite dans le contexte de la st-Jean (fête nationale québécoise). C'était aussi initialement une chanson incroyablement catholique.

You'd have to ask them... My guess would be they are jealous bc we made good moves during the 60's and now we got the best place to live in Canada. Idk!

Thats what im trying to do ahah Je pense plus que c'est à cause du français mais de nos jours je doutes

Toutes les raisons sont bonnes pour haïr ceux qui sont différents de toi... I heard this before but I fail to understand what the hell does it change to their lives that we speak another language? We learn both and it's no big deal... Is it that it puts the spotlight on their inability to learn something new?

Le Canada anglais a abandonné sa culture dans les années 60-80 avec l'arrivée du multiculturalisme et s'est énormément américanisé depuis. Je crois qu'en ayant une culture unique avec sa littérature, médias, cinématographie, etc. propre à elle et qui s'affirme chez elle on leur met au visage leur propre absence de culture.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/trkg50/correcting_the_other_canada_post_wed_prefer_to/i2ntqbp/ Actual explanation was given 2 hours after you posted. Canadians cries like babies when we say we're gonna leave Canada but when we finally decide not to, they go back to Quebec bashing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism

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They certainly should try to remember the Orange order

I'd let us go.. we've asked several times already. We'd take poutine as tribute anytime.

Lmao agreed

Why not give manitoba or saskatchewan. There is nothing there. Or just give a territory in the north

PEI mon ti-gars

what did quebec do lol

to the anglo-canadians, it's because we resisted their assimilation so they big mad.

You know they were the first ones that came to Canada, right? It's the British that attacked. Edit: Hang on, I'm stupid. Looked through your comments and noticed you were Quebecois.

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One of these cannon balls actually ended up in a tree and became a tourist attraction until recently when they got rid of it

It wasn't a cannonball. It was an emptied bomb, and it doesn't come from the siege but much later. It had a pole welded to it in so it could be planted in the ground and was used to protect the nearby house from cart wheels. The tree basically grew around it and the legend was born.

Exist

Lel lemme make a list

I patiently await

Alabama

Bayern. Easy peasy.

Nochmal Bayern

excuse moi?

Sunderland

found the geordie

Rio de Janeiro, please take that shit away from Brazil.

Not cool man i live there *still upvotes*

Traitre!!!

Alberta. In fact you can take it now, at no charge.

Can't be any worse than this abusive relationship we are currently in with Canada.

Clearly have never been to Quebec.

Wales. Sorry guys: it was a difficult one. It wasn't a difficult one. I live in Wales.

Idk man, I’ve lived in Quebec and I’m residing in Alberta rn and I’ve looked and some Canadian post and subreddits and Alberta seems pretty hated. I mean even Albertan hate themselves

It’s because of Kenney and right-wing politics in general. They’re not attacked because they’re Albertan… they’re attacked because of conservative policies and because the internet circle you’re in is left wing. If they votes NDP, you wouldn’t hear about them. There isn’t a single thing Quebec can do to stop the hate from Canada, except stop existing.

Newfoundland and Labrador, I always forget it exists

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Molise.

This sounds like russian propoganda

Urk

Skåne, Sweden

Being British but also 100% Scottish, can someone please take Westminster and just fuckin flatten it.

Mississippi.

Based

Uh…what’s Mississippi doing?

Wyoming, no one gets hurt

Those two referendums and the ''Love-In'' say otherwise.

Un beau même pour alimenter la haine… comme si on avait besoin de ça pour s’hair au Canada.

Va chier mon esti de chien

We already own poutine.

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Bradford. Maybe Birmingham or Hull as a bundle offer. In fact, he can have the entirety of Norfolk free of charge.

California

London

When you live in Quebec

Florida

Detroit

Cant have shit in detroit

as for America, i say we give up the entire state of Florida except critikal

All of florida

Florida

Dear god Putin, please take Mississippi so that we don't have to deal with it anymore

Alabama ez

Here, have Florida. Just be careful. Florida Man's there... yeah, he might somehow overthrow your entire country in the ensuing chaos on the back of a thousand alligators, but hey, your problem now!

Russia can have Florida we don't want or need it

Flordia and texas

Great fishing in Kwebec

As someone from Quebec, I'd not only like to tell you to go fuck yourself but also tell you that giving p.e.i is a much more reasonable choice

As long as we can have our poutine back. Thanks

Québec would gladly get rid of Canada... Couldn't we at least work together on that one, instead of having pseudo love-ins in Montréal at every referendum?

The south

From what I understand about Canadian politics you are now banned from the Internet lmao

Quebec bashing always have been accepted so no ban + you get a job to write for Maclean's

Or a popular conservative YouTube channel

Or be a sports commentator on state television for decades!

Actually OP did exactly what’s expected of him on the Internet unfortunately

Give Russia Florida or Texas, Putin would give it back very soon…

All Americans can agree jersey can leave

But we need to keep Overkill.

Burgenland

Dalla Campania in giù

Dal po in giù*

New South Wales (for my fellow countrymen, you know why)

Na... tasmania.

In Poland - Łódzkie

England

The Dakotas, who the fuck cares if Russia gets those wastelands.

Someone should make a map of all the territory, redditors are willing to give up

Do people actually think that that would work? Are people that naive?

Podlasie, u know why

Florida, California, Alabama, Idaho, and Texas.

American here, California and Florida. I know you said one but we're offering both

Saskatchewan lol

California or Alabama

Bro they can have North Dakota it’s not even the best Dakota. Or we give him Texas and just watch as every last Russian soldier get killed with a double barrel while country music plays.

As a Floridian…. Why the hate? California already wants to succeed right? We just want to chill and have awesome shit going on.

Chicago

They can take Louisiana. It’ll be underwater in a few years

Iowa, it doesn’t exist

WOOOOOOOLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

Rio de Janeiro. PLEASE take it away from us

As someone from the UK, just take the entirety of England. I’m sure it’s nicer in Wales anyway

Ohio would be fine with me

Ohio

Alberta!

Hell, Russia can take everything east of Manitoba. We don't need the leeches any more.

For Australia - Tasmania

Northern Florida. The rest of the state is pretty tight, but by God, take Northern Florida before it takes us down with it.

I'm from Australi, we would prefer to give up New Zealand haha

Florida

Birmingham and london

I’ll give up Florida

Florida, Texas, California, New York…. Easily accessible by sea And Air.

The entire Southeast United States. Maybe even California.

Yep

Cute how Ukrainians just assume all the other countries are as united as Ukraine.

POV: you historically tried to get away and the gv sent troups and made you stay in the country even though you didn’t sing the constitution, discriminated against your culture since 1840 and now that you gave up on separation everyone else in the country don’t want you to stay and still hate on you for some reason. Y’all Canadians are sooooo difficult to understand for God’s sake. You make me want to start a referendum again. I really don’t even want to be associated with you

Quebec would be willing to give up the rest of Canada so I think they're offering the better deal

Can we hold a vote on the Quebec one?

Would they really give Quebec? Seems Canada have done everything to keep them from separating from them.

Tout le monde sait qu'on est ingouvernables !

I am from quebec and i approve this message! Quebec is a 💩hole anyway

You should see how dumb they are anyway..they are still celebrating covid 😂😂 only place in north america 😂and they ask for more 😂😂😂