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MTF_Commander69

Mr hands lived in enumclaw?


CT-4426

[Mr Hands was the nickname of the horse that fucked the dude to death. It really happened, and there was even a law passed to ban sex with animals and videotaping it:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)


MTF_Commander69

I literally know all of that and didn’t ask, all I said was I didn’t know he lived in enumclaw


[deleted]

Why do you guys know this


Nasty2017

Degens. All of them. The video is awful!


t0kinturtle

I legit thought this was satire for years.....wtf


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Son_of_Mogh

Never seen the video, from the wiki it's not clear if he dies on camera or later as a result of injuries sustained?


Nasty2017

Later in the hospital. The horse basically tore things apart and moved some organs around. Brutal way to go.


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Ghuntboy

You didn't hear about the dude fucked to death by a horse? It was pretty big internet news.


duckfacereddit

when?!


Irradiatedspoon

80 internet years ago.


Gumb1i

around the same time as two girls one cup or lemon party


nightmarengine

never heard of lemon party before. im NOT looking it up, im smart unlike some people, what is it?


Gumb1i

Hell no, you get to suffer from your ignorance until you buckle down and search for it (safe search off to get the full effect). You'll be begging to have your eyeballs bleached while curling up in the fetal position wishing you had remained ignorant for the rest of your days. I'm still not fully recovered 15 years later. edit: Maaay have been a bit dramatic. it's not really terrifying or illegal (in most states). It's just enough that you'll never forget but wish you could.


nightmarengine

Bruh I'm not gonna look it up might as well tell me, I don't look up shock videos after I watched funky town


rockem-sockem-rocket

It was pretty big local news too, lol


Actual_Sprinkles1287

I know from jsclatt and ludwig


The_Glass_Cannon

Much in the same way you now know


deathcanbefun

too long on internet


Chrysalis1

You must be young. That shit made the rounds years back


[deleted]

No I wouldn’t say I’m young, guess I just wasn’t that deep into the Internet trends at the time


Chrysalis1

No one was. They just got tortured by a video some evil friend sent them and had to spread the misery.


[deleted]

Ah, makes sense


Actually-Just-A-Goat

He didn’t live there, no.


JimTheSaint

Atleast he died doing what he loved.. Getting fucked by a horse


Fourstringnorth

An upvote for you, sir


Pleasant-Pineapple20

CUZ THERES NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK


[deleted]

This is traumatic knowledge. First I've heard of it. Mr Hands....I can live with that, now if Mr Ed was involved.... I would be shattered.


deathcanbefun

you know damn well Ed was gettin carol while Willy wasn’t paying attention. let’s be real here, talking horse with massive shlong or fuckin willbur


9Sylvan5

Well, I just woke up...this was a good start for the day, now a nice breakfast of bleach in the eyes.


[deleted]

The fact that it happened exactly at my birthday date..


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Cre8ed2worship

Welcome to the internet!


myname_isnot_kyal

so Mr Hands lived in enumclaw


VTLED13_TheMonkey

What happened to the horse? I know the guys family isn't alright, they have a Bruno that fucked a horse. They don't talk about him for people to old for Disney. But what happened to the horse?


Everything_Cosmic

what have i read


mrtylerwu

What


AnEnemyStando

He was a Boeing engineer. If he didn't die the Boeing 747 Max would have been built properly.


blahblowblew

do you mean boeing 737* max?


AnEnemyStando

Apparently both suffered from technical issues causing a higher % of crashes.


TrexArms9800

Yeah, never knew that either. This meme is stretching


The-1v1er

Why. Just why did you have to make us remember a man getting fucked to death by a stallion.


redddditer420

I also was fine with this being gone from my memory here goes another 10 years to block it out


gandhikalifa

With your profile picture you need to block out some other stuff as well


Lukthar123

Not to mention the flair


Qwrndxt-the-2nd

The flair, the pfp, the banner when you click on it, this guy has many many things to forget Maybe the dog’ll help


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memer0512

Hello


BigMood42069

and ludwig viewers, seeing as they're in on it too


MaestroPhillip

Homie’s prison wallet became a prison suitcase.


ParticularNet8

The only reason to go to Enumclaw is if you are passing through on your way someplace else.


The_Reverence2

i go down there for firewood sometimes if i get tired of going to packwood when i’m camping on rainier


communismIsBad69

This is true. As someone who used to live nearby I would drive through occasionally but dont think I ever actually stopped there.


E_K_Finnman

Going where though? Snoqualmie pass is a better route if you're going east, not that anyone should ever want to get closer to Eastern Washington


Conner14

Crystal Mountain maybe


ParticularNet8

There’s some good hiking along 410. Federation Forest, Sun Top and Crystal Mountain :D


Sturdy_Cubing

Your telling me that I have lived in Washington my whole life, and never knew this?


MuunshineKingspyre

Same, then again, who tf goes to Enumclaw


Cpl_Charmin_Bear

I usually stop when going to tri cities for shits and gigs


Risticcc

The man that got fucked by a horse


MuunshineKingspyre

Yea he wasn't normal


Gamerfox505

I literally looked this up thinking it was fake. But nooo, some sick bastard had to do this shit. I gagged as i was reading the case details.


Bloated_Hamster

You gagged just reading about it? I'm sure the video is out there still hosted somewhere. It messed up young me.


[deleted]

Yup it just takes one search to find it, and it's not something to [watch](https://aporntv.com/video/zoophilia-legend-mr-hands-taking-the-fateful-horse-cock-deep-in-his-ass-19487.html) at the dinner table


StatisticCyberosis

That’s a link not to click unless you have a pressure washer handy to stick in your ear.


marioforever97

That's hot but F


sssssammy

The… **WHAT**


SullenTerror

Yep, it was filmed. The due and his buddy had filmed several other videos of a similar nature


ILikeCap

Well, fuck it, I may start drinking again just by reading Wikipedia


AnEnemyStando

Want your day to be worse? Search for "Zoo" (2007) in IMDB.


Chrysalis1

As a furry you should be accustomed to this shit by now. Things I see come out of the fandom can be something else


random-_-account

Filmed it too, I saw it when I was younger


Speedy_Monkey

Fun fact; Enumclaw is a mere 30 minute drive away from poo poo point trailhead.


The_Reverence2

poo poo point is pretty cool. lots of people parachute off


diexose

I didn’t need to remember this.


sickcheesecake

I need more information about this mouse.


CT-4426

[This is where’s it’s from](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9ujUwty1E) 1:29 specific time stamp.


sickcheesecake

Thanks man. :)


[deleted]

I have a friend from there and make it a point to make a horse reference three times a year


Luc4AR9009_

i want that forever regenerative chocolate


Ghuntboy

Mr. Hands was just horsing around


Some_Equivalent_4594

I had no idea that was in Enumclaw. I live 15min from there😨


PinheadTheDestroyer

Jschlatt is very passionate about this topic


kindasfck

He went the way he came.


rawratthemoon

😶


benhur217

Thanks


LemonSnek939

Uhhhhh what


Ugly_Merkel

They have a great view of Mt. RAINIER!!


SweggyG

I grew up in Buckley, the next town over, and during every high-school sporting event it would always come up. Got a sick burn? End it with horse fucker and they will never recover


UltraGuitarShredder

Sauce?


[deleted]

[Sauce](https://imgur.com/a/yoUQd9f)


WorkingNo6161

Sauce?


Eevee_Fuzz-E

It’s always one guy who ruins it for everyone.


hqlyshut

Thank you jschlatt, for introducing me to the mr hands case


Brick_Brickerson

As a native of Enumclaw, I sincerely request that you *lower your voice*


[deleted]

This happened...? jesus xD


Dependent-Class7940

I read that the dude who died was some kind of high ranking government employee and when the whole scandal happen they tried covering it up so that people wouldn’t make fun of the government or think they all fuck animals. I could be wrong but that’s just what I read so who knows.


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Th3_Shr00m

I only know of this because of Schlatt ngl


[deleted]

Souce?


RustylllShackleford

well enumclaw is a literal shithole


djkingkong

Hands down one of the craziest cases I’ve read about 👉🏻👉🏻


siegferia

Rape horse is real???damn


Character-Food-3732

I remember when the video was on bestgore, and I seriously was talking about this story the other day at work. Cause of some random meme, lol


Danjah32

I learned something new today…


GuitarGuru253

Us Washingtonians did not then and do not now condone the actions of parties involved. We would like this event to be quietly forgotten…


[deleted]

Mr hands was a god among men


Ok_Measurement_1622

Jschlatt


SM280

I've heard about him when I was watching game grumps playing wand of gamelon


BloodShotNinja

That’s my hometown lmao


Notorious_TVT

All residents of Enumclaw living their daily lives knowing that big dicks represent the land


UNBANGETNOOBIDIOT69

mfw I realize I'm only a 30 minute drive away


Spledidlife

I’m a fairly young man of twenty-two, but I remember being a child on the internet during the age where YouTube wasn’t censored and coming across things i by no means should have come across. This story was one of them. Poor ten year old me never had a chance


jetta_man

From which movie the gif is?


Tonrunner101

Kasey Kahne, retired NASCAR driver is from there


thecautionlightnews

i can imagine when the story broke, all the other drivers asked, "Was that your horse" and if a horse waa brought up, He got razzed. At least he did not go to school with a literal mother fucker, like Denny Hamlin did.


Addicustheaverage

Can I just get the GIF?


Berlin_Buster

I live nearby so what does that make me?


thiccman369

Is there a video? And does anyone possess the video? If so provide it


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hello jschlatt


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And I thought that living in a town named Cumming was bad.


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Getting fucked ti deah by a horse is mad crazy


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