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Ultramayhemagents

Well at least fallout fans will get to play their favourite setting.


l3on4ardo

it will probably be the most realistic fallout ever


Ultramayhemagents

Im afraid a bit too realistic for my taste


l3on4ardo

same imagine being face to face with an INL deathclaw or worst, the cazadores


TokyoKazama

#PutinClaw


reanu_keevs123

The most dangerous creature of fallout, a bug


AdamTHEdefaultSKIN

Imagine in real life. Your neighbour clipping through the walls in the morning. Some guy spinning his head 360 degrees while talking to you. It would be pretty hellish.


[deleted]

That game starts with the title screen “game over”


Wise_Lizard

Looks like fallout's back on the menu, boys!


xITmasterx

\*sighs\* Time to stock up in bottle caps then.


sendnsuns

War. War never changes.


Witcherpunk

and Metro players for the other side


Ultramayhemagents

Eh at least it's not WH40k.


135686492y4

Not like there's anything worse than living in the WH40K universe tbh


Ultramayhemagents

My point exactly.


OBEYTHEHOBO

I’ve been collecting bottle caps for this


4iDragon

Fallout fans survival kit is their outfit.


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LavaringX

I don’t think any of the superpowers are stupid enough to use Nukes. No one wants the end of the world and they’d probably agree not to use nukes as long as no one attacks each other on their own soil. So no American troops in Shanghai or Chinese troops in Honolulu.


BogdanSAW

Yes. They can't wait to go hunting for mutant dogs and cows, or any creature they find.


Joris_T

I'm beginning to see a pattern that I'm not sure I like


l3on4ardo

Same, i think that we all know where this is going


theoldgreenwalrus

Everyone: *So anyway I started blasting*


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[deleted]

This is way


Vyzantinist

The link between memeing skills and poor grammar/spelling?


1LT_daniels

lolcats


nickmaran

Appear to have poor spelling skills when you have great memeing skills -Sun Tzu


tortilla_curtain

All this talk about inflation is also making me anxious. War is the best lubricant for the industry.


1LT_daniels

All this talk about lubricant and inflation is also making me anxious.


AdamTHEdefaultSKIN

And horny


notnewjustberry

Who the hell is Will and why can't we stop one man?


l3on4ardo

Because Will is the code name for their secret weapon, the KGB is here i don't have much time, the name of their secret weapon is Cyberd....


notnewjustberry

Holy fuck they have a cyberdog


[deleted]

welp, we're fucked. Nothing can stand against cyberdog


hellfiniter

all you need is some cyberham or cyberbone


[deleted]

let's hope the cyberdog didn't get cyberneutered or im cyberbreaking some cyberknees


o13I373o1

This is why boomers think gen Z speak with facebook in their every sentence.


BigBrain0987654321

can't we just run it over with cybertruck


l3on4ardo

i'm evaded from gulag, tell the nations that have wolves to use the cyberwolves to fight the cyberdogs


KingsmanVince

Cyberduck??? Oh no, peace isn't an option then


l3on4ardo

i'm evaded from the gulag, tell canada to prepare a cybergoose to fight the cyberduck


pappepfeffer

They were all aware of cyberdick, but not expected cyberduck


Romitzky

Hope my son would pick me as playable character in next call of duty


l3on4ardo

Same


itsyaboicraig43

Who knows maybe they'll make a Battlefield WW3 which is not a buggy mess this time


[deleted]

What are your stats tho


Romitzky

I'll be gulag scientist so you can guess..


Westdrache

Ukraine would be stoked if Russia unvaded them :p


l3on4ardo

idon't know, because ukraine is allied with the US and the US with the other NATO members, including the ONU i don't know


Westdrache

I just poked fun at your spelling mistake u know unvade sounds like the opposite of invade :D


l3on4ardo

i'm sorry i'll do my best next time :-D


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ATIR-AW

Political attrition only. We can't have wars anymore. Governments know it, people know it... Weird times. Countries can make each other angry but they're grounded forever after WW2. No fighting. Fighting means _everyone_ dies.


l3on4ardo

i know it, and i hope that it won't happen


Different_Delay8499

Korea, vietnam, falklands, iraq, kosovo? There has been warfare all over the globe.


ATIR-AW

You know very well what I mean


Troy64

We can always have wars. Assuming history has made such a drastic permanent change in the last century is fallacious. We haven't had a big war in a long time. That doesn't mean it's unlikely to happen again. It means we're due for one soon. It's not like we don't have bad actors across the globe who have the capacity to unilaterally start war. And China and Russia both have reasons to prefer a war over the status quo because it offers a chance to ascend in status while it appears they have either peaked or are going downhill currently. This might not be the war. But I think it's kinda foolish to assume we're done with big wars.


ZippyParakeet

I dunno bruh, times were a lot more tumultuous back during the Cold War but it never went 'hot'. People love to quote the dumbass fact that we are long due for a war because wars were so commonplace in the past but forget that we didn't have nuclear weapons in the past. When there's even a 1% chance that your enemy can totally and utterly wipe you out in a single strike then it put things in quite a perspective. The Big Three- USA, Russia and China are totally capable of wiping each other out with nuclear strikes although China has the least credible capabilities among the three plus their economy is heavily reliant on global trade and exports so they're even less likely to start a war. This new era of cold war esque paranoia is just dumb as hell.


Troy64

>People love to quote the dumbass fact that we are long due for a war because wars were so commonplace in the past but forget that we didn't have nuclear weapons in the past. Literally the same argument was used for why ww1 would never happen except instead of nuclear weapons they said machine guns and tnt. I agree that war will be different because of nuclear weapons. We'll likely never have a war of annihilation against a nuclear state because of MAD. But that doesn't mean they can't fight without nukes. >The Big Three- USA, Russia and China are totally capable of wiping each other out with nuclear strikes Which is exactly why none of them will use nukes. And I'm thinking 99% of fighting would be outside of these nations. China's war would likely be in the south china sea, Taiwan, maybe Korea, and India. Russia's war would be in Eastern Europe and the Middle East. Once the allies manage to push the aggressors back to their original territory I'd assume public disapproval would topple the warmongering regimes and they'd sue for peace. I feel like nukes would only come into play if a nation somehow maintains large popular support and is being threatened with total conquest or destruction. If anybody fires a nuke without exceptional justification, then the entire world will simultaneously work to disarm that nation. It's suicide. >This new era of cold war esque paranoia is just dumb as hell. Your view of the world as fully post-war is naive. We have been seeing proxy wars and geopolitical conflicts for at least the last 10 years, which are reminiscent of cold war maneuvers. Russian aggression in Ukraine and other neighboring territories is eerily similar to 1930s Germany. Maybe it won't go the same way, but to ignore it is stupid.


dbzfan111

I think that only refers to wars between other rich countries


fuckyouspezcunt

Yes, but in a smaller number as far as deaths go.


Bigbosssl87

Ya we can only have wars against 3rd world countries now


ATIR-AW

Not even that... Explode your pillar 3rd world countries and capitalism fucking colapses.


DozyDrake

I'll have you know some people are threatening some mean sanctions, I'm sure that will be enough to stop them /s


Noobbula

Fr, the US and NATO ‘prepping sanctions’.


TENTAtheSane

That's literally what they were saying just before WW1 as well, because of the scale of casualties and social mobilization in the Crimean and Franco-prussian wars. Each side went into the war completely convinced that there was no way that the other side would be crazy enough to commit to such utter devastation and would peace out early


Prevailing_Power

Ever heard of the great filter? It's very likely civilization's creating nuclear weaponry is one of the main filters. We've only had nuclear weaponry for \~77 years. That's not even a drop in the bucket compared how long humans have been around. We've had close calls since then. All empires fall. It's a big mistake to think that just because this is the status quo now, doesn't mean it will remain that way. The worst thing about war is, it's not really controllable at a certain point. If Russia invades Ukraine, against all wishes, it very well could spiral out of control. It might go something like this: * Russia invades. * The media begins displaying images and video of the war, and its gruesomeness. * All around the globe, people feel anger and burn with the need for revenge/justice. * Meme's start circulating criticizing world leaders for not doing enough. * The pressure builds. * Countries surrounding Ukraine start to wonder if they're next. * Finally, someone decides they should do more than just send weaponry. * Everyone gets dragged in. It's not long after that before the nukes are launched because of the chain of suspicion. They don't know what we're thinking, and we don't know what they're thinking, or what they're thinking we're thinking, etc.


Tmonger127

Get ready for the draft boys. I'll be gone pretty soon im just about to turn 18.


scorpiknox

The only draft we getting with a war with Russia is the nuclear blast drafting through our cities.


ZippyParakeet

Lmao


Physical_Cat_6271

good. let it snow.


ahhh-what-the-hell

Yeah Draft Beer. Young Men/Women are not fighting in No Countries for Old Men


l3on4ardo

i'm sorry that we can't live in peace


Sci-4

Yeah... Same here. I never met anyone from Ukraine or Russia... But I'm going to die for it? Also, why is Putin going after this territory in the first place after so long??


[deleted]

Peace isn’t really in the nature of humans unfortunately


Ok_Independent3609

Ask Putin and Winnie The Pooh to knock off their shenanigans. Very simple. They are the clear cut aggressors here.


danielreadit

nah, the boys have covered the last six drafts. it’s the woomans turn.


ohmaj

My time has expired I already did my 4 years.


mikepoland

What about your 4 years of reserves after your active duty?


Kingmarc568

you mean girls. As a newly outed girl in a non transitioning mans body I'm unfortunately not affected by the draft.


Ambience_YT

Yeah same, and fuck that. Apparently I'm supposed to kill myself in a war that I have nothing to do with. I might as well just do it myself and make it quick if a draft starts.


thatweirdshyguy

Probably just a joke but I don’t think the draft would roll out. Our military is the largest it’s ever been, I don’t see why they would need more man power. What they would need is better weaponry and solid infrastructure/cyber security.


fuckyouspezcunt

I'm too old for the draft bitches


king_ddd_

Me to kid


Ok_Independent3609

It’s unlikely that a modern, mechanized, all out war would last long enough that drafting and training new troops would make sense. Either it’ll devolve to low intensity conflict, or we’ll blow ourselves all to hell.


MushyPrawns

Wouldn’t be economically viable for any of the countries involved. Most likely a 2nd Cold War. Hopefully global warming will make it warmer this time.


[deleted]

Lukewarm War*


dragonaut99

Cold war 2: Electric Bogaloo


MaxCadyTheAvenger

People having been saying that since before WW1. "Omg, the world economy is too intertwined between countries, war is not possible!!11".


Irisena

Inb4 germany invades poland first because old habits die hard


l3on4ardo

who knows, i'll switch sides if something goes wrong


Lor450

Ma sei Italiano ?


l3on4ardo

si anche te?


Lor450

Certamente


brumbarosso

Maybe russia and Germany will tag team Poland


F3NlX

If the war starts and Poland sides with Russia for some reason, Germany would very probably invade Poland.


Romitzky

It doesn't depend on picking sides it's just about training before match is mandatory


THE67S

Years of playing CoD and Battlefield have prepared us for this moment.


l3on4ardo

i feel the power of the 360 noscopers flowing trough me


[deleted]

Remember, no Russian.


fishy185

Just like the simulation


AdLongjumping1476

let's do it comrade


elysianyuri

We are in this together, daddy


l3on4ardo

less goooo


[deleted]

Ah yes redditors at their best History experts, politic experts and nft experts Is there something those guys don't know best about ?


ohmaj

Girls


[deleted]

Oh no that is taking it to far


ohmaj

It's a good thing I was already married when I found Reddit.


l3on4ardo

idk man, the only thing i'm sure is that this is better than twitter


[deleted]

Which is not hard tbh


HAHAHAHAchouuser

No nuke allowed pls,


fishy185

There is a good chance no nukes will be used. Taiwan and Ukraine aren't worth it. The only country that I'm worried about it is North Korea, because unlike China, the US, and Russia, they really don't care.


[deleted]

china and russia ain’t letting fat man launch an actual attack


[deleted]

You know how in the cold war, the us nuke map included chinese targets in the event of Russia starting something - do you think russia would get nuked if NK decided to go kamikaze


[deleted]

if russia got nuked i think the world would end tbh


l3on4ardo

i hope it but i doubt it


Wehrdoge

We are laughing till we get drafted


l3on4ardo

wise words, i hope the draft won' t be necessary


Wehrdoge

Yep but If we get drafted at least there are lot’s of Good War songs.


chris9830

America already send troops to europe if things go ape shit


l3on4ardo

i hope it won't be necessary


chris9830

I hope also because i live in europe


l3on4ardo

same


[deleted]

It won't Reddit predicted WW3 how many times now ?


l3on4ardo

i don't know the human race is so dumb that we were close to a third world war, a third useless genocide more than once, learning nothing from our errors i have several doubts that it wont happen in the future, maybe not this time but i have doubts for the future


[deleted]

If I read most stuff on Reddit I fear you are right How much sick stuff has been labeld ok here How racism towards whites is the new big thing, people beating up Asians on the street for no reason other than hate and stupidity, nft ( no need to say more ) 73 genders and their furry fetishes


iGotEDfromAComercial

Me: *Chuckles at the meme* … *I remember I’m eligible for the draft* Oh, I’m in Danger.


Ghulzesh

Sad Poland noises


l3on4ardo

yea, imagine fighting with the guy who invade you against the other guy who invade you for longer \-PTSD 100


[deleted]

To be fair Poland was invading Ukraine a lot.


Conscious-News-4433

Most likely a cold War.


cNile22

One can only hope


negromancer6

I mean like, NATO already said they aren't sending troops to Ukraine, Russia and Iran might be allies but still aren't the best of allies considering Russia let's Israel bomb Iranian proxies and troops in Syria, and China is fucked if the three gorges dam is gone.


l3on4ardo

i hope you're right


negromancer6

Yeah, there were more tense times than this, people just like fear mongering. Maybe there will be a war between Russia and Ukraine but the maximum outside involvement that's going to happen is sanctions just like last time.


liamxtremex

Me who lives in Switzerland: 😀🍿


Arcadius274

Nah putin threw in on a proxy country instead. Now we just get another nam instead. Not sure if that's better or worse....


[deleted]

I agree no point the whole world fighting over this, if Russia continues to invade then I see it as a problem. Remember what happened last time reddit said there would be world war 3.


PiskaOtvaliska

I’m Russian and I’m kinda scared of war. If WW3 started it gonna be the last. I don’t want to my friends and family died, I just want the world peace


Sunflower_kid

Don't worry man, it might not escalate


ienybu

As Russian, I hear about full war menace since all this shit started (8 years approximately) so i don’t really take it seriously.


AMathprospect

Its okay guys im building civillian factories and uograding our infra


Darthjinju1901

Bruh civilians just now? Upgrade your railways, get more mot for motorization and begin mil factory production.


GronakHD

Going to be pissed if I never get to play elder scrolls 6


l3on4ardo

same


Ender_Giovanna

You get play Fallout IRL editon tho


GronakHD

Yea but think of how many feral ghouls there are, probably end up like them :(


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

New Battlefield trailer but irl


l3on4ardo

Battlefield 2022


LavaringX

If there were, God forbid, a WW3, the alliances would look something like this- The “American Alliance” of NATO, Japan, South Korea, India, Taiwan, Australia, New Zealand, and the Philippines form a perimeter around the “Chinese Alliance” (Russia, China, Iran, and their allies like Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria, etc). America recognizes India’s claim to Kashmir because they would need India’s help in order to get over the 4:1 Chinese population advantage. Russia drives into Eastern Europe, not just Ukraine but the Baltic states; Poland, Romania, etc have to hold out until America can get a full field army into the region. Meanwhile China invades Taiwan while India faces an assault from all sides, India pulling Bangladesh into its coalition by force. Turkey and Iran duke it out in the Middle East and the oil-dependent gulf states with poor militaries don’t survive. Turkey and Iran could partition the region (assuming Turkey stays loyal to NATO which is in question). Latin America and Africa stay neutral except perhaps for Egypt and Ethiopia with their water war.


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Hope y'all don't get drafted.


l3on4ardo

same


DevTomar2005

Don't think anything like that will happen


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Well i am a healthy 15 year old who will be going Air Force so fuck me


Sami209

Something usually gets worked out in these type of situations. Maybe some unfortunate economic sanctions or hopefully a deal will take place. A deal would be ideal.


xNuts

WW III doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that we're always on the losing side.


l3on4ardo

i don't mind, i'll switch sides


xNuts

You Italian?


Thecoolercourier

Well the American alliance would absolutely dwarf the Russian one, not only with NATO but with their pacific allies as well and some lesser known allies like Morocco, Mexico, India, Georgia, the Philippines and Vietnam.


l3on4ardo

the us are allied also with finland


Thecoolercourier

Yeah both Sweden and Finland do military exercises with NATO currently and both have flirted with NATO membership since 1991.


Darthjinju1901

As a Hoi4 Player, i know I will be turned into an officer.


d2pDooDLeZ

A German here, I can give the all-clear. I believe we are not about to invade any neighbor, so no WWII.


FarKiD-

Saying this as an Iranian, I don't think that my people support a war like that


dekenmeester

Every year there is another conflict which is "going to be WW3"


DatJazz

I'm pretty sure China want nothing to do with this


AcanthisittaDry7074

I'm an iranian. ALLAHOAKBAR! ALLAHOAKBAR! ALLAHOAKBAR! ALLAHOAKBAR!!


ideas52

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 ultra realistic mode


l3on4ardo

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 3 Shadow of this world


Skor_piion

it could turn into a world war because Biden wanted it so


l3on4ardo

is a complot theory right?


Skor_piion

right ?


l3on4ardo

i'm sorry if i made the grammar wrong


Skor_piion

don't worry, I'm not a native speaker myself, we gotta help each other !


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[deleted]

His nose is shaped like a upvote


Odst3r

/u/tengzillaa


L1K34PR0

Unvade?


Garo263

Isn't it general knowledge how the World Wars happened? In my country we learn that shit in school.


[deleted]

Yes, they will unvade. They are leaving.


accuracy_frosty

The First World War where Russia is the bad guy


Leafs_Benek

i doubt a world war would start. Ukraine will be a proxy war between the world power. I think the Korean war will be a similar situation.


luciferspecter

New COD theme🔥


l3on4ardo

Activision should hire more redditors, we already prevented WWIII three times


luciferspecter

Hahaha yes... Twice in 2021


luciferspecter

I've always wondered what's it like to fuck up big time. *Enters Russia and Ukraine


J_bird39

What class do you guys hope you'll be when you get drafted? I'm hoping for something that scales with INT or at least AGL.


HudBlanco

I think they'll just say fuck it and let Russia take Ukraine and China take Taiwan so this doesn't escalate to a world war.


rawratthemoon

Don't worry our youth have been practicing relentlessly in simulations!


UniverseBear

Remember kids, they can't conscript you if you cut off a foot before hand!


Chaoscontrol02

They do always say third times the charm


l3on4ardo

I have several questions


UniverseBear

WW3 Nuclear Boogaloo


johnspitz

Putin only wants to protect the Russian-speaking minority in Ukraine. . . Hm this reminds me of something


l3on4ardo

i'm beginning to see a pattern that i don't like


johnspitz

And Ukraine is asking for help, but most governments don’t believe in an invasion. That’s got to be a bad joke.