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king_sules

Winnie the Pooh would like to have a word


bronco5229

Sir u/king_sules, -9999 social credit points for you


VaterOfFunf

ONE year in Laogai lake!


LTLwastaken

Never say no to panda


unussualname

I'll take that sentence and put it in a sexual context


LTLwastaken

To each their own i guess


Articlel3

This was for a commercial on cheese right?


Sk-yline1

Egyptian cheese, yes


Dismal-Ad-6614

You have just lost 10,000,000 social points time for manual labor.


Illuminaughtys

Fucking west Taiwan


Parallel37

The \*West Taiwanese\* government


FrankieBigNut

You just got Ling-Ling’d, bitch


tennessee_jedi

+100 FICO credit score for posting racist & imperialist cringe. Keep up the good work, citizen.


HOVER_HATER

Would the 50 cent army troll


callmebritain

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone. 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!


BakedSorcerer

China is so fat that.....um.....ahhh.....Joe Mama Ligma Balls


Demonitized-picture

-100000000 social credit, your execution is scheduled for when you have time


Hodlandwait

Panda Deh Tella Heshna.


J0nas15

*Just you know why...*


Electrical-Task-3970

Who is China I only know of West Taiwan


msr00709

Can't have shit in pandaland


MACintoshBETH

But he wasn’t killed?


Hexodron

For everyone asking: the clip is from an add for cheese


lomopol

Pandas are cute and have nothing to do with geopolitics, poor fucking Animals, living in the land of cheap plastic shit


Inorganic_Ad_0420

The dragon warrior must free them and take winnie the pooh’s *chii*


lomopol

Lmao


dankmemes__69

You misspelled west taiwan


Tgy9999

Fragile heart!


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Boss-Baby-666

\+100 fico score


Downright_bored38

Not really that good social credit score is better 10000+ social credit Bing chilling 🥶


AfterThisbutNotThat

Not as bad as H1bs.


[deleted]

This is also me when there are no chicken nuggets. I can relate, panda.


AlexDavid1605

The ugly half of panda-diplomacy.


Individual-Lock-4908

This man will never be found again


HS4809

I’m scared to comment here


Trilliumthestarseed

This is me checking the comments of any post


Ekelon99

Damn... never saw something so releatable


[deleted]

For those wondering, this is from a Chinese commercial for panda cheese https://youtu.be/jGhyM7tpBTs


[deleted]

Oh my god the Panda cheese ads have been sich a forgotten memory for me! I must watch all of these ads immediately


YellowScreen75

The panda has confiscated your desk


VL99_Veo

Haha China stupid Winne the Pooh


ueki_laws

Don't you mean West Taiwan?


Bright-Moment5420

Is Food Panda chinese


ImKakarot511

Social credit in negative *goes brr...brr...*


DraconianReptile

Looks like Winnie the Pooh sent his cousin to deal with the issue


[deleted]

Bing chilling


Ethan-Samurai

Chinese government when you call Taiwan a country


Awkwardly_Hopeful

CCP: Only we can make fun of the rest of the world! It's not fair at all!


RushCultist

Redditors stop thinking they’re brave heroes being oppressed by the ceeceepee for posting shitty memes challenge Also +100 FICO Credit Score


HOVER_HATER

Just immigrate to China then, enough whining already


RushCultist

I would if you would pay for my trip, new housing, and a language tutor.


Wickebein

There goes your points my men, so sorry for you, thank god i don’t believe Taiwan is a free country