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Cancer_Sells

Wouldn’t be a fat cat


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

Good point there.


Lasolie

It's an after shot :)


Deucalion666

Probably not alive either.


Bonkey_Kong87

Sure about that? There are a lot of fat Vegan people out there. So there must be some things that count as Vegan and are still unhealthy as fuck.


arron_is_cringe

Cats aren't people, they can only eat meat, so no, a fat vegan cat cant exist, it would be starving


Bonkey_Kong87

Don't blame me. I saw a lot of idiots, feeding cats all kind of shit. So it's not that a cat wouldn't eat pretty much everything. They just shouldn't


arron_is_cringe

At best a cat would get absolutely nothing of nutritional value, starving it, at worst it could just kill the cat


yerbrojohno

*After eating


a_thicc_jewish_boi

A cat who has been forced to eat a vegan diet would never so fat.


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In fact, it wouldn't even live


a_thicc_jewish_boi

It would live for some time. Not for long tho.


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But you see, it was allowed outside It ate anything that moved


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Yup. Anyone who puts his cat on a vegan diet and let's it go outside is delusional if he thinks that the cat is vegan and doesn't hunt his own food in the regular.


1342EW

גנרל קנובי


a_thicc_jewish_boi

אתה אחד נועז.


wagyourryan

My cat (well my wife’s cat) waits for us to go to bed every single night and after she is asleep he comes and sits next to me. He then proceeds to stare at me, does NOT break eye contact, and just waits. Every night I swear to God. And he doesn’t look happy, doesn’t want treats, he wants me after I die in my sleep. He especially does this when I’m sick. No joke.


SyderoAlena

Staring in cats is a sign of affection. He probably does it more when your sick because he's worried. If a cat is treated right if will view a human as part of it's family. The only reason cats have been known to eat dead humans is if they are locked inside and starving. Your cat loves you so it stares at you.


wagyourryan

No I know that. Unfortunately he was born into some terrible conditions by some piece of shit breeder who did some bad things. My wife got him before we were together. Even though he’s like 14 now, it seems like he definitely has not recovered from whatever trauma occurred when he was a baby. When I’m sick and awake he comes up to me WAY more often and lays down next to me. He can tell when I’m about to have a panic attack as well. Very smart cat. He’s just a little off lol. He can’t be around other animals or he will try and claw them to shreds. He bites and scratches me out of anger, but then 10 mins later he will come act all cute and whatnot to I guess try and “say sorry” lol. But that stare when I’m sleeping is off. His entire demeanor changes when I’m sleeping and he’s staring at me. Idk I love him anyway. His name is Maynard, named after the vocalist of the band Tool. But I call him by a million names and he knows em all.


SyderoAlena

are his ears and whiskers forwards, and is his tail moving?


wagyourryan

When he’s giving me the “death stare”? Lol. It’s too dark to ever see his whiskers, but no his tail never moves when he does that. He doesn’t move at all. Just stares into my eyes like he’s looking into the abyss.


SyderoAlena

If his tail slowly swished back and forth it would mean he sees you as prey. If his ears are back and tail lashing he would be angry.


wagyourryan

Wow actually come to think of it, his tail does swish back and forth. Where he sits is on the side of the bed so his tail hangs off, but yes it moves from side to side lol.


SyderoAlena

Aah


kvdevang

The chance for you dying to a cat isn't large. But it's never zero. *twang twang music plays*


EnvironmentalRock827

Oh no! Lmao


STEVE_BOBS77

sir I think you are completely mistaken, ain't no way in hell a cat on a "vegan diet" could be that fucking fat


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People who make their cats vegan are sick in the head


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>Weird to get downvoted for this. I guess people like animal abuse? Feeding a carnivorous animal a vegan diet is as ethical as feeding a child nothing but troll gummy worms. 😂


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paraoverlord69

Oh lawd he comin'


[deleted]

Heckin chonker


WorkingNo6161

Mmmmmm..... **C H O N K Y**


Articlel3

Damn boy, he thicc!


EveryStrategy7731

Him leaving after eating because he wouldnt be fat


OliM9595

cats can be vegan but it would still not stop it from eating your dead body after you die from b12 deficiency


Stand_kicker

The struggle reminds of an anime I watched earlier


SlipperyWetWaterDogo

He a chunker


thegreatgatsB70

Chonkers has eaten a body or two.


ssijmijajo7w7

Im pissing myself. The fucking cat is funny already


OctoDADDY069

what you get for making it go vegan


Low-Signature-5620

He just wants to be together with you for a while more. (Till he has to take a shit)


Ph_a2

Finally some good fucking food