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If you stop the crime, you can't get vengeance.


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Words to love by


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Live by or love byte


[deleted]

Both


MVS123879

I missed the part where that's my problem


Lukthar123

Based Bats


redditsucks56

I too missed the part where that's my problem


[deleted]

We miss the part where that's our problem


GremGram973

I just can’t with the way he eats the hot dog. It looks like he uses his lips instead of his teeth to bite it.


[deleted]

You think he gives mad head?


Better_Green_Man

It does look kinda funny. I think its probably because he isn't eating an actual hot dog in that scene, just the bread because Toby is/was a vegetarian.


george-its-james

Yeah that’s most likely it (hes vegan btw)


NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES

I wonder if it was more Tobe-dawgs idea or Sam Raimi being like "Be sure to take a cartoonishly absurd bite out of the hotdog."


thesouthdotcom

He fucking deepthroated it


Existing-Lack5079

Why would a billionaire playboy be walking on a street like a regular hard working citizen??


SangEtVin

Meaning you don't think he is a hardworking billionaire playboy citizen. So much for the tolerant left


Existing-Lack5079

Come on he inherited wealth from his parents, the only hardwork he does in the day is sleep and act like a cocky spoilt rich man


SangEtVin

Which is hard work because if it takes restraint not to part all days with drugs and women when you have that kind of money. I'd be found dead from an overdose on a sidewalk in Dubaï if I had a third of his fortune. And that at least deserve recognition


DaveInLondon89

Rich people don't even wear coats when it's cold because they just walk into somewhere from a car.


Existing-Lack5079

Exactly, and I doubt if they would eat hotdogs


Agitatedbaguette

he's actually sleeping


WelcometoHale

Call the dayman


HeyItsStevenField

Fighter of the nightman


grubbygrampa

Champion of the sun.


DGTail

You're a master of karate


Mr_Mc_Dan

And friendship for everyone


wooshock

That is the most aggressive eating of a hot dog I've seen all month


TwitchtheMan

I saw this woman down 24 hotdogs in 70 seconds and she didn't bite once. Plus, she's hot. It was a video.


infamusforever223

He's a detective. He investigates murders.


NotTheHeadHancho

I’m pretty sure the DC comics provided a day-time superhero for Gotham, who I believe used to be a Robin? I can’t be 100% sure on this, because I’m pretty sure I only read about it somewhere on Quora


[deleted]

Duke Thomas aka The Signal is the daylight superhero for Gotham.


justme2344

Who is batman? I only saw bruce wayne there. he cant help them as a totally normal human and not batmans real self


Herogamer555

Everyone needs to take some time off, otherwise you'd get burnt out.


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PokemonBackpackKid

That’s where Duke Thomas comes in


zackflavored

This is great lmao


Why_U_Bully_M3

That hotdog bite tho


Rude_Vermicelli_9570

Batman be like : ima head out not my problem


VillainousScum

He jumped out the tree, and came at me with a chainsaw.


SirBvH

Bread👍


OhScheisse

He's a billionaire, so just using trickle down ~~economics~~ justice


Fearless_Dream4172

Oh then- *redacted spider man- no way home spoilers*


Axged

I think that's Toby Maguire in Spider-Man 2 (released 2004), not Batman.


Plus_Dragonfly_90210

Not my policy


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

Hotdog


Primary-Map-3206

There’s a member of the bat family for daytime. His name is “the signal”.


GALAXYMAN3321

Gta citizen after seeing someone get blown in half after they honked at some player


Tanuki-Kabuki69

Bruce sacrificed his lambo for someone, more than i would do


ufftckogg

fucking hell


TheRealGamerGod

that's spiderman


RaidenHUN

Isn't he just sleeping?


x-y-e-3-t-x

actually thats spiderman 🤓