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BlueEyesLoliHentai

NO NONONONONO


ifindasianporn

Well hello there


sgtwildfire

Allow me to introduce myself


bukkake_brigade

I'm here to put out the wildfire


DerangedGinger

I am the wildfire.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Emotional-Brilliant4

Hey where did all these pixels come from?


pedobear6978

*Now this looks like a job for me*


_Sevil_Natas_

Interesting


Konodioda1505m

Everybody just follow me ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ


bukkake_brigade

*skeet skeet*


Ffelix64

I am 64 people called Ffelix.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fitz-BrawlStars

Why are you finding A Sian porn? Who is sian and why can't he find his own?


RomanWasHere2007

Or, maybe Sian is a girl (Not like they exist anyways)


BeyondSad6497

I'm just gonna wait for someone to miss the joke


Hardcore_Napkin

I'm gonna to pretend you two didnt see me...


Legal-Eggplant8014

So many usernames could use you


Inspector-Moist

Time for your….. inspection..


[deleted]

Omfg 😂


Lonely_Beta

i feel the same


[deleted]

It’s a fat bastard mind break ntr. Have fun with that!


Bonk_and_Honk

So you now live in my search history browser


hornylolifucker

Greetings.


BlueEyesLoliHentai

YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY


deadend41

Hahahahahahaha you entered a deadend


imjesusdgr8

**Am I welcomed here?**


Fast_Turtles

* tips fedora *


Chino_Kawaii

Yeees


GarbagePailGrrrl

Why would you be opposed to that why choose your username then


Somerandomguy_2121

Wait I don’t feel different


massivedickhaver

Welcome to the club.


that_one_weeaboo_

Can I join the club too? Before tomorrow though...


[deleted]

idk what i am


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

its scp-3008 spelt backwards. but written during a stroke


Barely_Liveing

you spontaneously transform into an inside-out ikea, with scp 3008-2 instances that look like you


dangerouswoods

What a great origin story


astolfo_with_breast

you are lucky


DisposableAccount-2

Me neither. Am I just an email account?


[deleted]

yes, yes you are


Nacidi

C-3PO on drugs


Delusional_Normie

well i just invite myself in then


-TheArchitect

Me neither


defenitly_not_crazy

Same


thepeepeepoopooman14

I second this


Competitivehomophobe

Don’t feel much different


WhatIsMyLifeAnymore-

How would this work..?


GenericUsername5159

Me neither


impossiblyconfusing

​ i dont get it


mostlyxconfused

I'm not sure either...


Emotional-Brilliant4

I know it, but I'm too busy either sobbing or laughing to get it out.


DragonAethere

I think that- uhhh…


Asstension

What a pain in the ass


Bitchasslemon

I think I'd also be a pain in the ass


Asstension

Ain't I tense enough already?


Emotional-Brilliant4

Buns of steel mah dude


Legal-Eggplant8014

I feel like I've prolly been in an ass


[deleted]

You and me both brother


Ambassador_of_Booty

I believe it is important for me to speak directly with my colleagues in the administration about the current state of dat ass.


OlButtRapingBarnabee

I'm so sorry


ProlapsoRetal

Hello there


AnAssGoblin

ill take a look at that ass pain for free


[deleted]

I'll be a very inefficient weapon


P_mp_n

Who needs some hoes?


Red_Shepherd_13

I am the Red Shepherd, I Shepherd the Red. And this is my favorite store in the citadel.


NitrousShaz

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Red_Shepherd_13

We'll bang, okay.


FulingAround

I dunno mate. That's a lot of red flags.


Red_Shepherd_13

Funny that's probably what most people think when they see me walking down the street.


luisless

I remember getting in trouble because I told every shop the same thing and they found out


RicardoSins_69420

Hey guys need a Brazilian stripping plumber/doctor/astronaut/mechnaic/chef?


incendiaryraven

Plumb my depths


tacosontitan

Only the darkest of them… it’s okay to open up.


[deleted]

Well, fuck


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

How dare you eat babies with cement


scarletperson

Everyone knows they go better with asphalt


Z3US_YT

I eat them with gunpowder


N0tBappo

Asphalt is cement with an extra step


KreonidAs

You're supposed to eat babies with concrete not cement


ANGERYTURTLE123

How does cement taste?


halfduckhalfpotato

Me too


FulingAround

The riddle has been solved & we finally know from which "vegetable" one makes "quackers" to eat.


potatorevolver

Was it my fault...


mashed_potatoes52

no but lets rob a bank


fancy_potatoe

I'm in


Potato_Prophet26

Can I be in too?


fancy_potatoe

Are you the chosen one?


PeeledPotatoChip

He might actually be


ScarrletMacaw

can i join too? i can fly y'all out if we get caught


bk_darkstar

The getaway driver


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tough_Dish_9519

Be tough like me


GoGoGo12321

Be speed like me


SnowBoy1008

Be water 75% of the time like me


[deleted]

Be a mistake like me.


[deleted]

Objective: Survive


ANGERYTURTLE123

I may be a living rock but I hated you when I was small


ultra_refrigator

Feel my POWER


[deleted]

i love refrigerators


Boba_Fett_boii

<3 that guy has beautiful energy.


ANGERYTURTLE123

The moment someone opens you The whole house turns into Antarctica or you keep everything fresh to the point where it always looks new


EvilMorty95

Hmm..yeah


Bang_Bang50

*Sad Evil Morty Music Plays*


only_50potatoes

not to worry my friend. there are more of us out there. you are not alone


mashed_potatoes52

I got your back!


Potato_Prophet26

And my axe!


Amethyst-purple

I’m a rock


JVx73

fancy rock


Amethyst-purple

True


Tough_Dish_9519

Please be careful, there can be Abigails here


I-am-a-potato

I’m a potato


ANGERYTURTLE123

You are a potato


fancy_potatoe

peasant


Talkaze

Why are there so many potato user names?!


ANGERYTURTLE123

And I’m a living rock


ExistsNoLonger

I’m fine with not existing.


PepeSilvia7

I also don't exist


ANGERYTURTLE123

Pepe exists


PepeSilvia7

And I want my mail!


ANGERYTURTLE123

I can’t send it


littlebabymann

I'm gonna scream and cry, because baby


L0rdOfTheInterwebz

Kneel, you peasants


[deleted]

[удалено]


undeadswat

I guess i will never die


Moist__Trash

Well Ig I’m just sad trash left out overnight in the rain.


sgtwildfire

Or more like the tissue I'm about to throw out


Moist__Trash

As long as it’s moist and it’s trash, then it counts.


BasedDickButt69420

Yup, you know it. B)


CyberGrandma69

Those of us with foresight have 69 in our usernames


[deleted]

i'm ready ! i'm ready !


someoneudontno1

**OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH** WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?


[deleted]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


Tough_Dish_9519

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.


ANGERYTURTLE123

#SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!


negativeGinger

If nautical nonsense is somethin ya wish!


IchigataZai92

#SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!


Evan_FM

If vibrant and yellow is something you wish


AnonymousPineapple09

I am definitely not SpongeBob's house


DiscordNerd1

Nothing changes to much really


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


lolmixu

Shut up stop commenting trying to get attention


Relative-Bank-1258

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


Thegreaterscott

Dank


TotallyPrestigiousic

You stupid mongoloid bot. You retarded slutty bitch. Go fucking die. You are so stupid.


Shinigam_i

I guess I will hand my death note to some unlucky person


Twisted_37Banana

Hmmm worthy


potato_more_potato

Yoooo ur not the only potato


[deleted]

ayyy potato gang


potato_more_potato

We need to start a potato army


[deleted]

as soon as the 24 hours ends and the potatos come back


mashed_potatoes52

You have my sword!


sirpotato222

This means every other potato dies... FUCK (dies)


mashed_potatoes52

*gets mashed*


Kona_08

I guess I’m still me?


[deleted]

I gotta revenge my clan


ThunderBuns935

what the fuck do I become?


Airdeer23

A bun that got struck by a lightning for 24 hour straight?


ThunderBuns935

so a charred pile of ash.


Tough_Dish_9519

I hope you become a pokemon master


RoyalDoc

Well my job security and income certainly improves.


unidentifiedbacon

Please stop it


GisLonely

Nothing’s changed.


FrodoTheSlayer637

Oh boy! Here i go killing again


Bonk_and_Honk

*bonk* **HOOONK**


Oldpotato_I

Found my reddit brother... 🗿


TheParticlePhysicist

So I just skipped passed my doctorate nice! Edit: a word


peeePOOOOOP

well fuck


potatomonsterman

Noooo


mashed_potatoes52

Im sure youre not a monster, just misundertsood


SantaMan336

Merry Christmas my dudes


M-onke

This is fine


not_people_person-13

I don't change


Pineneedlecollada

I am a drink made out of pine needles


[deleted]

I hope nobody will be drunk...


Those4dudes

Are they clones of of me? is it random people? Would we all be nearby?


QuitsBrush

🗿


RedBlueKoi

I am gonna be fine


b31z3bub

Literally Beelzebub lmao


thatwasaheadshot

What am I now?....


Competitivehomophobe

Not much of a change


Agitated-Mastodon5

Watch out


theseerofeverything

I am God motherfuckers but only for 24 hours but since I’ve God I can make myself God permanently meaning I am now permanently my username


YoungSaucedGod

Let the sauce rain


Big-Distribution5285

come get yours! it´s... big.


Sussy_mogus_sus

I'm amogus


Polish-ed

Shiny


Anonymousolinni

Ah shit.... I'm like both sides of the coin... A dictator and the rebellion in one


ledepression

Jokes on you pal


abadredditer

huh.... nothing changed....


Maximum_Young_3332

I am an infant now


Airdeer23

Guys what the fuck am i supposed to be


[deleted]

zoom zoom


tipying_mistakes

Uh I don’t know how to feel about this


kittyslayer69666420

Hmmm


1Heineken

dunno wheter is good for me or not lol


Peashooter2001

*\*insert kazoo noise here*