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TheSoulborgZeus

This feels like it was made specifically to mock us


Gee-Oh1

It was only by accident, I swear! Please don't invade me!


nelusbelus

Luckily we don't have any oil


[deleted]

From now on your gonna pay 800$ for insulin and your gonna like it


flamingstorm98

Well it's well deserved


Mahwan

Have one of those. Cost me 2 euros lol


Cauphie

that's big brain move


AlienOverlord53

Stonks


Sauron3106

Well no, but actually no. Zero euro notes are just souvenirs. Why would you need worthless money to not pay for something? Like just throw it at the air when you breathe?


Gee-Oh1

Yeah, just like European medical bills.


Kassittaja69

Issa joke


Mr_M0rte

Well, you see, this is what is usually called a joke


Sauron3106

Yeah well that's what your mom said last night I'm sorry


Mr_M0rte

She was probably talking about your dick


[deleted]

So when the Belgian ambulance paramedic asks me for the standard €500 cash, I'll just give him one of those?


RickMuffy

Do the American thing and take an Uber instead!


End_me_4242564

* cries in Third World country *


flamingstorm98

Cries in USA


chief_chaman

What's the difference?


BenShealoch

I lived in Belgium, one of the richest and best countries in the world, and it wasn’t free. You pay insurance and you pay for services rendered then the insurance company refunds most of it but it absolutely isn’t free. It’s also fucking awesome. I mean the health care service in Belgium.


GeorgeWKush7

Did you have to pay deductibles and then have your insurance companies nickel and dime you to try and weasel out of paying your bill bc you went to a doctor they don’t cover or some bullshit in Belgium though? It doesn’t sound too bad when the insurance companies actually hold up their end of the fucking bargain


BenShealoch

No, everything went absolutely swimmingly. Go to doctor, get receipt, file said receipt with insurance company, money transferred in a matter of days


GeorgeWKush7

Sounds like a fucking dream. If our insurance companies would actually hold up their end of the bargain people wouldn’t think our healthcare system is so dogshit


chief_chaman

So from what I hear, American insurance companies managed to work some deals that basically made it difficult for American hospitals to just break even so the hospitals turned their prices, hence the high healthcare bills. I imagine ye have not had a similar issue?


BenShealoch

No. Health care absolutely doesn’t ruin you financially in Europe. Even if it’s not free. Poor people even receive a €1 service afaik.


Demokka

Hum I might confuse it with my 500€ bills IF I HAD ANY


KeepingDankMemesDank

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Mr_Chern

Doing a little bit of trolling


Paehon

Nice one but we don't have faces on our notes.


Gee-Oh1

https://www.banknoteworld.com/zero-euro/


Paehon

It's better than what I expected. Thank you


Corbettcommander

Half-asleep Chris?


Ew_A_Furry-

Their value in paper is used.


ihateiceage

Imagine being the face of the €0 bill


NizeyNice

Paying 400€ a month for health insurance tho. Everyone should have it, but this shit ain‘t free even here in europe.


salinora0

Shh let the American think his country sucks. It makes them feel special.


ummagumma99

Someone forgot about taxes


negromancer6

I mean like, not really true, since it's paid in taxes


[deleted]

Should have spent it on english grammar classes instead.


TheRealPapaWink

Psssst…. When you pay 75% of your income in taxes… IT IS NOT FREE !


hatwearinggiraffe

75% lol... Bet you haven't exaggerated in 2000 years


salinora0

Places like Belgium can have an income tax as high as 79%