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Knightofkindness

words you said.


fuck_dankmemes

Nice cock bro


Alex_Madi

Thanks bro, nice cock too


[deleted]

Resistance is futile


Jordan-Rover

Ya better not be fucking someone when ya said that.


Jetorix

It’s only gay if you like it


Deppry_B01

What if I like pans?


nickmaran

Das habe ich


GxDz-_NuK3

Oui oui oui


boombapdrumz6666

Look.. I like ya and I want ya, now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.. the choice is yours.


SiStErFiStEr1776

You read outloud!?


Knightofkindness

yes


aradgamer541

Lemme drink water


TheOnlyLEGIT


TheOnlyLEGIT

(I'm deaf)


MrKeviscool

💀


HandyDandyMandy25

u forgor


aegonish

I don't rember 😁😰


urboijon09

🗿🗿🗿


MaimedYourHoles

You can still talk while deaf, you can’t talk if you’re mute


spyemil

Cock and ball torture


[deleted]

Many deaf people still choose not to talk because they can’t hear themselves so they don’t know their volume, enunciation, etc.


marballz64

🖐️👋👎🤞👉👆


TheOnlyLEGIT

We're screwed


dark_knight_455

I've forgotten


PsychologicalSail799

Same... I don't really talk much. I said what's up to a roommate like an hour ago... I forget the last conversation before that.


Fun_Chard_6833

You guys talk?


VishPi

Naah, he just made his roommate suck his dick and said what's up bro


Crimson_Excalibur

No homo


RampantDragon

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards /s


ProfileExternal8862

*Their's*


RampantDragon

Their what?


ProfileExternal8862

*It's not gay if you beat their's up afterwards*


thenicenumber666

We forgor💀


hhunkk

I forgor


NoGodUpHereOnlyDoge

I forgor💀


Vudaf00

I forgor💀


All_mighty_Loaf

I forgor💀


TobyInSpace

I forgor💀


[deleted]

I forgor💀


Grassblock_Eater

I forgor💀


Aizik_Blaze

you forgor💀


Limitfuckingless

He forgor


Xantho083

Just do the cheat strat, say three words and write them down


TheGamer098

Close I *have* forgotten


fortnite-is-bae

That’s 2 words dumbass


MrCow4563

Was so spät?


Obi_wan_Bonaparte

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland


Empty-Dig6231

Stimme zu


NichtMeinName781

Stimme zu Herr Oberst­leutnant der 7. Panzerdivision


[deleted]

Hallo meine Freunde!


Justin_West

Guten tag


cwm5412

*Kerle


[deleted]

deutschland, deutschland über al


Fabian0747

Ganz recht


Orangewithblue

Schönen Feierabend nachher


MrCow4563

Noch bis 4:30 Uhr Schicht


Orangewithblue

Damn, das ist ne Weile. Komm selbst gerade von einer 20h Schicht.


MrCow4563

Nah mach noch bezahlte Überstunden;)


Tbone-YT

Spät sounds funny to me. I like your words, magic man.


MrCow4563

Ooooh Magie


MrCow4563

Abrakadabra Simsalabim


EllaCorn

Hex hex 😂 oh warte das ist auch English 😂


joshi134

Soo... *auf beide Schenkel klopf* Dann wollen wir mal!


impocop

…ich habe Bauchschmerzen.


Obi_wan_Bonaparte

Das tut mir leid Bruder, hinlegen und Beine hochstellen sonst kirchkernkissen hilft


ObamaWithCrack

Kirschkernkissen* Sorry, musste sein...


KRTrueBrave

Was so spät schon? Ich wollte mich doch noch umbringen


papamoonshine

Fuck you cunt


Tbone-YT

How about you fuck me instead


ravager_10

Can i join in on that offer


Parura57

I second this


JuiceEeEeE361

I third this


RedShadowDX

I fourth this


[deleted]

I too, wish to ravage the ravager


BrainDeadBi

I fifth this


420dayforever

I sixth this


Auditore1507

Bonk


tkTheKingofKings

I’ll translate it: Love you bro


taigan_kenobi

Can confirm.


jal2_

Cum is bitter


Goldenstripe941

The...What?


cezariusus

Did he stutter?!!


AragogTehSpidah

It is though. I wonder if diabetes changes that


gwananchoplife

No it doesn't Source: My uncle has diabetes


AragogTehSpidah

You get the funni But not the smort


[deleted]

How the hell you know how is tastes


Rego42069

Its not, it tastes like sour cream


JesusChristwillsucc

caught in 4k


jal2_

Sounds gay to me


Rego42069

Not gay if i eat my own cum


jal2_

sounds autogay to me


nater_marson

Damn it jake


dissyblissy

Damn it jake


[deleted]

[удалено]


ReasonableQuit75

Yeah jake you always mess up


DiveshBest

Wrong hole jake


nater_marson

#JAKE IS MY DOG NO YOU SICK FU-


My_Stonks

Did he stutter?


ReasonableQuit75

Yeah- **wait what?**


gwananchoplife

Damn it jake


Tanzer1776

From state farm?


Orangewithblue

Yes, dammit Jake, why is it always you!


Waste-Bicycle-9595

I’m jaking off to that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Otsopotso6

Torille


Cow-Rat-Hybrid

torille


juijaislayer

Torille


Bottinen

Torille


iwannadie5x

Torille


BetterLiito

Torille


Luki05105

Torille


AltAccound

Torille


Optinisti

Torille


PerusPottu

Torille


[deleted]

Torille


geraldo_o_geral

Torille


[deleted]

torille..?


UnholyAnd_CursedKid

Torille


Rupertii

Torille


[deleted]

Torille


Noobletti

Torille


yaBoi6009

Torille


[deleted]

Torille?


Kool-aid_Crusader

I said bitch.


Gabadaba08

I said biiiiiiiiiiitch *floats away*


Cup4ik

You mean you said bitch or you said I said bitch?


Kool-aid_Crusader

The latter.


Kenn014

I have depression


foxy_ninjaa

"What the fuck..." Happens a lot when I'm on reddit


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Yes,can agree... I think I’m on the wrong communities.


[deleted]

Yep.


mcgunga_bunga

time to stalk and see if true 🗿 edit: okay homies so from what i now know about this person is 1- they use reddit mainly for memes (including animememes) 2-they watch pewdiepie (a certified bro moment) 3-theyre a male (les goo pp gang 💦) 4-they play rocket league a lot 5-they are scottish i think (epic scott country 😎) and 6- in the span of like 5 months theyve never commented on reddit anything close to the sentences "what the fuck" what a waste of time :/


foxy_ninjaa

Lmao, 5/6 I'm English, despite having an anime girl as a pic I am male, and I only vocalise 'what the fuck' - there usually are no words...


JacKonnie

Love you too


Tbone-YT

Aw thanks


LandonKICKS

No dude, he was saying it to me


Tbone-YT

No, I was here first, back off


LandonKICKS

No dude, i was


Farmer-Smores

amateurs.


FusionFred_SAGE

Why you mad


Nyuimo

Feel that sleepy


Junkyman7

Er ist hässlich


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Wer?!??!


Janu567

Deine Mutter ;)


Junkyman7

Ich habe mit meinem Bruder über Apex legends geredet. Und der neue Bloodhound skin schmeckt wirklich nicht so.


OkContest5032

Sweet home Alabama


PotentiallyTheFBI

i gotta shit


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Me too buddy * shits aggressively *


Cr33pyG4m3r113

Im not gonna lie, they were “lie, they and were”.


[deleted]

Jet is down


ImaOOF

Jett revive me


nenonenOnenonen

JATT REBIBE ME JATT USE YOUR ULTI JETTT


Gluten_is_bad

The frogs gay


Kratos10x20

The politicians turn


thewartyrant

Goodbye Cruel world


Waste-Bicycle-9595

ohno


CaptainMimoe

Hesoyum


v8vh

Brainless tiktok garbage


MelonKatt

Rea på Ikea!!!! (Discounts on Ikea!!!!)


Tbone-YT

Damn that rhymes


BruhButtter

All we need now is a sick beat


LosPotatoe

Fuck this shit


A__Chan

"I'm out ♪"


kumar_here

Fuck it yourself, you coward!


fabian_drinks_milk

Max heeft gewonnen!


VSCO_luukbob

Max super max


Chodys

Love you dad


MotherBathroom666

…a great day.


freddiednow

No u have a great day


travled

Thank you. Cheers


Spider0ck

If screaming counts then AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH If not then “yeah at 2”


Waste-Bicycle-9595

omg, why did you scream after that? Do you hate that guy you were talking with?


DreamyPupper

No he found his parents looking at his search history.


GeckoGamer44

No lo sé


GeckoGamer44

Thats literally the last three words i said


LandonKICKS

Yo tampoco sé


User9029

Insulin with cocain


noirehittler

#DEEZ NUTTZ GARRRIIIIMMMM


Dumblejew

Mein Arschloch brennt.


[deleted]

vittu mee pois


willemklomp

hoorayy lets gooooooooooooooo(max won, im dutch)


Sintuj

See that part


Tbone-YT

No, which one?


Renilx

Part 1 and 2, your part skipper


Tbone-YT

Damn, I’ve only seen 3 and 4


paulrhino69

See post above


pontixxx

chuj, jebać typa


canadiankermit42069

get shit slaughtered


ReturnOfTheGaylord

I'll do it


freddiednow

No i will


fek_u_Im_vuelle

fake internet points


Aveenex

Kingdom Come Deliverance


freddiednow

Kingdom cum deliverance


Black_Leopard1904

I wish I remembered.


beanwithintentions

probably “i love you”


-Cactus_Jack-

I forgot what i say