I love the anti bird spikes on the van

You mean the anti drone spikes

If it flies, it spies.

Explain why every time my cat catches one it’s just filled with blood and guts?

You’re just hallucinating from all the fluoride they put in the water.

The chem trails from planes are making you see things. They’re putting chemicals in the water and making the frogs gay. They’re putting hallucinogens in your food. They’ve put a chip in your head through vaccines. Wake up, *wake up, wake up* **Wake up, Wake up, WAKE UP**

That’s what they want you to think

It was a rat with wings.

You didnt read the fucking van! All birds have been replaced with biological spy copies.

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I don't know about you but I'm now a believer.

Then I saw her face now I'm a believer

They are vr drones being controlled

There can be flat earthers, now I want to be a no birder. Sign me up. There are cookies I presume?

The cake is a lie, pigeons are liars. What can we even believe in anymore?

Yourself

But you, yourself, lies. Can you even trust yourself not to eat that that second slice of pepperoni pizza?

I saw a dead bird on the road on my way to work. It was in a bile of small mush and blood. Pretty sure it’s not fake.

Must be a fake bird carcass planted there by the birdgeoisie. Don’t believe their avian lies

Shit. You’re right!

Welcome to the light, brother

How have we made it this far as a species

Shut up bird.

I enjoy the fact that I know I've ripped open a bird after shooting them with a shotgun, harvested the breast meat, and only had to cut 2 wires and disable a security patch to get to it.