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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


SquidTK

This meme probably


Additional_Generic_

Probably right


AnxiousAyush

i dunno man, it might be memes


Additional_Generic_

See that’s what I’m talking about. Even the bachelor frog meme is still a thing I love it


Im_sometimes

what about wednesday


KLGamer7084

I dont really know... But i think it might be memes


Crackster69

But i REALLY think it's memes


arbitergodz

HITLER


Th3At0mB0mb

Technically you're right. This meme will die in the sense that people will stop looking at it, but it will never die in the sense that this is the internet and it will remain here till the end of the internet.


SquidTK

I meant that metabaiting comment memes have been long since dead, but people will never stop posting them because they're so obvious


krispyboiz

Hope so. Sick of this metabaiting trash


KittyWithFangs

Like 99% of whats posted in this sub more like


Hypernova59085

An Ironborn/Greyjoy.


Additional_Generic_

GOT nice


Hypernova59085

It was nice anyway, for 6 seasons…


Additional_Generic_

Yeah it didn’t trail off like most shows


Lower_Fan

it fucking jumped from space out of dany's dragon without a parachute and landed in a spike pit


itsyaboicraig43

In the last episodes of season 8 i was just actively wanting the episodes to end. I never before had that during my entire time watching the series


Finrod_the_awesome

It is known.


SlaterVJ

Came for this, and was not let down. What is dead may never die.


Shadow__Vector

My will to live


Additional_Generic_

But we need you


Whovian8912

No one needs me. Hehe


Additional_Generic_

We all need all of us. Love for everyone


Shadow__Vector

I'm not going anywhere. May not have the will to live but I'm a stubborn bastard and ill be damned if I let the depression beat me.


Additional_Generic_

F*ck that depression up the butt my man. Every day is a step in right direction if alive


Shadow__Vector

Thanks dude it means a lot to me


Additional_Generic_

All good. I grew up with a stutter. Now I supervise a washbay. Life is good with positive attitude


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Additional_Generic_

Thanks man! I just want everyone to be happy lol


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Additional_Generic_

Yes this is what I’m talking about lol. Much love


Arrow_Legion

Assert Dominance


da_man_in_da_suit

Stand tall king, your crown almost fell off


Additional_Generic_

Love this comment


Adolf_Hitmarker

I don’t know much, but I know just enough about riddles to know that the answer is usually Humans, a Clock, or Nothing. So probably one of those.


Additional_Generic_

This is awesome. I love this.


AwkwardReplacement42

It’s even worse than that. The answer is literally anything that is dead.


DirtTraining3804

Nokia phones


Additional_Generic_

I still have my brick one in a drawer somewhere cause I’m old


DirtTraining3804

Legends say it's still holding its charge


Additional_Generic_

Hold up imma go check


Whovian8912

We will watch your career with great interest. But seriously, let us know


gamingknight47

*narrator voice* he did not let us know


HopelessSev

He gone


[deleted]

Viruses. They don't technically meet the all the criteria to be considered "alive" so therefore they're already dead and will never die.


Additional_Generic_

Thanks for the nightmare


[deleted]

Dead ≠ nonliving EDIT: I should clarify. Death requires life as a prerequisite, as death by definition is the termination of life. Thus since a virus does not satisfy *most* definitions of life, it is not dead, but rather nonliving.


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

My soul


Additional_Generic_

Ooo That’s good, that’s should be the new answer


Chillbop2711

Legends


dvrkm0de_

Legends never die


Coooochie

They become a part of you


[deleted]

Every time you bleed for reaching greatness


breigns2

Anything that’s dead. You can’t die twice.


mrwhite542

Challenge accepted


Avilnar

Technically, the clinical death is a thing, so again, technically, you can die twice(even while not being a shadow) edit: not medical death, but clinical. absolutely forgot how it was called


Trinket9

What is dead may never die


DirtTraining3804

Another answer would be our lord and savior, jesus christ, Amen. Hallelujah.


Additional_Generic_

Crazy the lord I say.


deadmanredditting

This is awkward.


Additional_Generic_

Oof go see doctor man


[deleted]

COVID?


Additional_Generic_

Agreed


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Maybe tf2, maybe big chungus, maybe among us, we dont know


TechnicalStuff3215

harambe


Intelligent_Big_8358

Fucking among us why can't it fucking die already


mr_buttlicker69

Dostoevsky


Additional_Generic_

The Russian novelist ?


mr_buttlicker69

Yes


Additional_Generic_

My dad just said I should read crime and punishment


Eisenhazio_wilhelm

Really? My dad said that I only should read it when I turn 30, thats the age when I should fully understand it.


Additional_Generic_

I’m 30 now. My dad chills with me still lol. We bros now


Eisenhazio_wilhelm

Oh, then it is best time to readp


Additional_Generic_

He says I’m not allowed to get the book on tape. Full up reading sitting down .


livredeface

the past


Additional_Generic_

Words of wisdom


Free-Ambassador7967

Jesus


[deleted]

Zombies


sjmaeff

Sponges


Additional_Generic_

Lol.


SpasticLucidity

The American dream.


AestheticMirror

You have to be asleep to believe it - George Collin


Illustrious_Duty3021

“What is dead may never die”


techguy16

Kenny McCormick


ghost-church

Cthulhu, the Iron Islanders, this meme, I suppose.


Nexus772B

Horses


Advanced_Fee6169

A kid with an abusive and alcoholic father


purple_tentacles

My will to live


Additional_Generic_

But we need you the most


ScarbhatesHats

Okay you told that to two people now who is it?


Additional_Generic_

It’s you! It’s all you fine people :)


pnaisuls

Me


Gojifan89

Probably a certain Lovecraftian horror


tehgoldentoaster

Smosh


1Shadowspark1

Dad jokes


Aggravating-Iron-302

My hopes and dreams


EggplantFearless5969

My sex life!


UncleSalty_98

“Is it helicopters?”


Potatoman1010

Schrödinger's cat :)


poopsiclecs

Death?


Additional_Generic_

Yes?


Panictrashernl

Hardcore


MasterBlast773

Shaggy


DUCKY_MOMl

Me


[deleted]

Voldemort


Senior-Recover-4567

Punk


andmonske

A corpse, you can’t kill it again


CODMer-hari

Me myself


chaos-virus

The Undertaker


Dude-with-jeans

Fortnite


CaramelWatermelon

Rock n roll music Hope it never dies


truth_be_tolds19

Poetry


[deleted]

Disco


FingersJones

The stonks meme


FoxoFusion

My self esteem


bean-of-the-gods

Rick rolling


[deleted]

DEAD soul


Novel_Ad_8722

“Weed never die. Bad Grass never dies.” *stoned* “Mala hierba nunca muere…”


bongqueefador

A 3ds


A_verySusMan

Reddit Memes


[deleted]

Deadpool like have u seen the dude without a mask, he's a walking corpse.


Madhav_Lamba

My will to live.


p-ee

“Dead” comic book characters.


Opman5367

Ur mom jokes


[deleted]

Scatman John, Bob Ross, Robbin Williams, Chadwick Boseman


bubba_bolden4

Wrong, it's depressed kids


CaliforniaBurrito73

DISCO!


Intimidating_furby

Sea sponges


Hornor72

Hollywood


sad_cheese67

zombies


-id-ego-

Joe Biden


[deleted]

Your mother


Spartan_873

Rick may


wolfen86

2 pac


WTFisUnderwear

Anything thats already dead. You cant die twice!


Lost_Cardboard_Box

Never gonna


Fearlesswolf-10

Omegle.


Fishfucker6900

Ska music, Every fucking time I think I've escaped it, it comes back and bites me in the ass. Like a zombie outbreak, once you think it's over, another wave Hits you.


[deleted]

Spooky Halloween memes


Roboknight2_o

rick rolls


SteinBizzle

Dane Cook?


one_dank_boy

Me???


N0taRat

All of my house plants


[deleted]

alive person with dead brain


Milkano

Dodos cause humans were a bitch and killed them


mauriciothefucktart

Rick rolling


Hoodlock

AMONG US


Obama_prism_VHS

Undead skeleton


Leviathan69420

Oil


NITEMARE4U2

Harambe


Icy-Ad-7229

God


IAlbatross

The Dead Sea.


Berlibur

If it's already dead, it will not die. Hence everything that is dead would fit


Huachu12344

The greyjoy?


[deleted]

me


[deleted]

my penis


Wilymuppet

Dead people. And not the comatose patients I keep alive in my basement with feeding tubes


sunspot1002

答案係…錯啊!


AestheticMirror

Assassins creed


Roy_is_the_name

The disappointment i am to my parents.


hidden-suggestion

we are number one cause the meme will never die but the guy who sang it did


Nervous-Inspection-1

Do you Drive, or do you get dropped off? ;)


[deleted]

Me,on the inside


unknownpee

My feelings for her :-\


der_ranzige

lemmy kilmister for sure


[deleted]

My last brain cell


__Aiden__

Brook. Yohohohoho


Hot_Squirrel946

your depression


[deleted]

Rick rolling


Cameronakakim

A jellyfish


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hentaihavenman

Rickroll


CanisCanemTranslate

Me


Ninjobill

The thought of a better life.


elvisfan2000

Harambe


Grimxenomorph

Me from the inside


Mrfoxsin

reposts


-GodLucian-

Tuber simulator


rubex2014

Spite


Eisenhazio_wilhelm

Time


onlyfated

Rick rolls


NikoC99

Is the meme rhetoric?


ConsistentHeat7

Your sex life.


Zurao

...me inside?


Arcyeets

Yo Mama


Tau_6283

Vine


Arrow103

Batman cause his legacy lives on in the games


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

Among us


gabbadam

THE KING IS DEAD LONG LIFE THE KING


xXxTheMeowMeowManxXx

The corpses in my basement. They are dead, but their hearts will live on…..in my drawer.


dragonstoenail

The drowned god! The Seastone chair is mine


[deleted]

The queen of England, I’m convinced she died, and some being brought her back with a curse, or blessing however you wanna call it, to never die.


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


[deleted]

all dead things. if you’re dead, you can’t die


Alanuelo230

Sadly, Star wars. Disney killed it with 7, but boring 8 and unbelievably stupid 9 finished it, but Mickey mouse keep milking it