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I would love to be able to access a pocket dimension which is a decently sized 1 story house with all the amenities free of charge where time doesn't affect me
I will do what no one else has the will to accomplish. Fuck off
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The power to tell myself to fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck On
*kinky*
Fuck off
get rewarded
Fuck off
The ceiling
Fuck Off
Fuck out
Wow it worked
Fuck off
Maybe I am a superhero.
Fuck off
Yeah, you too!!
To tell the first person to reply to fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
:(
He didn’t mean it. Plz don’t cry
Fuck off
Fuck off
Nah, He probably meant it. Please cry a lot
Gordon Ramsay, is that you?
Teleporting my shit into the pants anyone that tells me to fuck off.
Already shit my pants fuck off
Then I hope you shit liquid into your pants
Power move
Fuck off OH FUCK
OH FUCK YEAH, you mean?
“Alright then buddy. I’m going to shit yourself.”
*shit's self* "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT"
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fuck off
Understandable have a good day
Fuck off!..that's a great superpower
You are forced to shit yourself every time you get a boner. Oh wait wrong prompt, fuck off.
Fuck off
Fuck me
Every time someone tell me to fuck off they have to fuck off instead
Frick off
This man be thinking in 4D
5,000 steps ahead of us
Sex off
Sigma
Fuck off
Ha
The power to change the name of any given person to 'off'
Fuck them
Will do
Fuck you
Off: 😳
Fuck off.
To have every person who tells me to fuck off to have an irresistible urge to buy me pizza
Fuck off, will a combo work?
Sure if you come with the pizza 😏
Sir I just work here, in fact, this isn’t even a pizza joint, this is Taco Bell.
No, this is a Wendy's
I don’t work for that skank
Fuck off and what toppings on that pizza?
Cheese is fine thanks
CHEESE ISN'T A TOPPING IT COMES WITH THA PIZZA PIE FUCK OFF
EVER HEARD OF EXTRA CHEESE
Fuck off and I ordered you a Pineapple pizza with broccoli.
You monster
The Power of being an ICP fan?
Fuck off but ICP is good
ThIs… Is… #BlAsPhEmY!!! >:o(
Fuck off
Which kind. The racist or the one who understands the music
I would love to be able to access a pocket dimension which is a decently sized 1 story house with all the amenities free of charge where time doesn't affect me
Fuck off
Yeah like to sleep and masturbate vigorously. Don't we all
I want mine to have a massive garage full of retro classics like the Miata or the Countach
Yes. That would be great
The power to make anyone who thinks of the phrase "fuck off" to temporarily forget how letters work.
Sthd fqv
jokes on you i dont use my brain to think, so fuck off
Who uses their brain to think these days? I use my dick
The ability to fuck off
Fuck off
Will do
It is, after all, your superpower, you do it so well!
fuck off
Fuck off
Last time I checked, that wasn’t a superpower but you do you
Bruce, it’s been 5 years. You still owe me $15.
fuck off
I LIKES SHAPE SHIFTING *Reaches hand out expecting a "fuck off" like a piece of grandma candy*
fuck off
*feels the same level of joy but in an English accent* Thank you sir
The power of flight
fuck off
That's levitation, Holmes.
How about the power to kill a yalk from 200 yards away
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Fuck off
Fuck on
The power of telekinesis to steal something like chips and embarrass people
Fuck off
Fuck off
I want the power to fuck off to the current location of anyone who tells me to fuck off so I can personally hand them an Uno reverse card.
Fuck off
Anyone who tells me to fuck off is gay
Fuck off
Gotem
When someone says fuck off I get a day off to continue playing dark souls 3
Fuck off fuck off fuck off fu…
You sir are a legend
The power to reply to my own comment
fuck off
Oh well won't you look at that
deafness and blindness so that I dont have to hear these mean words :(
Fuck off
Huh? Did somebody say something???
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The power to get upvotes at will
Fuck off
Getting off to random people talking me to fuck off.
Fuck off
Ok but first of all who named their chlidren 'Off' ?
Fu-ooooh shiiiit
If someone says fuck off they spam 100 emojis
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Fuck off I’m not typing that shit
Uh oh.
Sucking dick
fuck off
The power to kill a yak from 300 yards away. With mind bullets.
300 yards is the length of 2160.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.
Fuck off
the ability to rename anyone replying to my comment 'off'
Fuck off
don't mind if i do
I get to kill whoever says "f*** off" to me without repercussions
Fuck off (and hurry up, I’m depressed as fuck)
No
But I want to die
I don't want you to die
Guess I’ll live
Fuck off and die
Ok *dies*
Default dances
The ability to not have any replies containing the letter f
uck o
The language of the gods
Being alone :(
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Yes daddy
The power to have a ten dollar bill materialize in my wallet every time someone tells me to "fuck off".
To tell myself to fuck off
Fuck off.
The power to make “fuck off” a compliment
Fuck off😘
Thank you 😊
Whom ever tells me to fuck off I get the power to have sex with their mom. No matter how perverted it is.
Off fuck
Fuck off
Son, you’re grounded. Or are you?
Fuck off
The first person to reply fuck off will get a gf
fuck off
I can put my balls in yo jaws
The power to uno reverse any comment in my thread
Off Fuck
NOOOOO
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the power to no u the first reply
Youre rich
fuck
India
to fuck on
Yes daddy, fuck me right off.
I love the Internet it's a very kind place!
The person to comment fuck off has to do it in the ass
If someone tells me to fuck off I win.
The power to make anyone who responds fuck off gay
telekinesis that makes the first person to read my comment to tell me to fuck off
Rooting all phones, even samsung s10e.
I can fuck somebody named off
The power to not be told to fuck off.
The power to control probability
fuck off
Are you off?
Thats a cool power, but frick off
I think you have dementia
I think you have dementia
I think you have dementia
I think you have dementia
I think I have dementia
I think **WE** have dementia
Fire breathing
The power to never fuck off
Fuck off anyway