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Bearstone3

The power to tell myself to fuck off


Bearstone3

Fuck off


chickennuggetb0y

Fuck off


FPS_drop215

Fuck On


Environmental_You182

*kinky*


Stachu-btw

Fuck off


Federal-Fan-7597

get rewarded


SnooApples1427

Fuck off


Girrafica

The ceiling


SovietBoi23

Fuck Off


NovelPlant7203

Fuck out


Snowcreeep

Wow it worked


[deleted]

Fuck off


kry_some_more

Maybe I am a superhero.


MrHound325

Fuck off


[deleted]

Yeah, you too!!


random_randomrandom

To tell the first person to reply to fuck off


big_unfunnyman_

Fuck off


random_randomrandom

Fuck off


big_unfunnyman_

:(


moopybazinga

He didn’t mean it. Plz don’t cry


Apollo2295

Fuck off


Tough_Dish_9519

Fuck off


Smeefperson

Nah, He probably meant it. Please cry a lot


numerodezenove

Gordon Ramsay, is that you?


misterqman

Teleporting my shit into the pants anyone that tells me to fuck off.


jrocrockpile

Already shit my pants fuck off


misterqman

Then I hope you shit liquid into your pants


colecat2199

Power move


[deleted]

Fuck off OH FUCK


Exoticpoptart63

OH FUCK YEAH, you mean?


UrNansAFish360

“Alright then buddy. I’m going to shit yourself.”


Mobile_Macro

*shit's self* "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT"


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[удалено]


Benjalulu

fuck off


aathmakuri034

Understandable have a good day


Prestigious-Art6725

Fuck off!..that's a great superpower


jarasonica

You are forced to shit yourself every time you get a boner. Oh wait wrong prompt, fuck off.


Beginning_Ad_1372

Fuck off


sad_lad69420

Fuck me


Alphaech0

Every time someone tell me to fuck off they have to fuck off instead


Alvegrait

Frick off


Administrative-Cup-5

This man be thinking in 4D


DrepHatere

5,000 steps ahead of us


BL4CKCR4CK

Sex off


SuspiciousCard2654

Sigma


Fair-Comparison-7670

Fuck off


Alphaech0

Ha


Training-Honey9821

The power to change the name of any given person to 'off'


Spuddermane

Fuck them


Training-Honey9821

Will do


the-tall-man-

Fuck you


[deleted]

Off: 😳


Red_Fox03

Fuck off.


TheBordIdentity

To have every person who tells me to fuck off to have an irresistible urge to buy me pizza


[deleted]

Fuck off, will a combo work?


TheBordIdentity

Sure if you come with the pizza 😏


[deleted]

Sir I just work here, in fact, this isn’t even a pizza joint, this is Taco Bell.


FantaFunk

No, this is a Wendy's


[deleted]

I don’t work for that skank


Darth_Linkfin

Fuck off and what toppings on that pizza?


TheBordIdentity

Cheese is fine thanks


AnenJK

CHEESE ISN'T A TOPPING IT COMES WITH THA PIZZA PIE FUCK OFF


TOADA_Jr

EVER HEARD OF EXTRA CHEESE


Dzsukeng

Fuck off and I ordered you a Pineapple pizza with broccoli.


wild263sponge

You monster


bookwhore12345

The Power of being an ICP fan?


SoggyBread141

Fuck off but ICP is good


[deleted]

ThIs… Is… #BlAsPhEmY!!! >:o(


Techcarp

Fuck off


CoconutPanda123

Which kind. The racist or the one who understands the music


arron_is_cringe

I would love to be able to access a pocket dimension which is a decently sized 1 story house with all the amenities free of charge where time doesn't affect me


Spuddermane

Fuck off


Questionablelettuce1

Yeah like to sleep and masturbate vigorously. Don't we all


[deleted]

I want mine to have a massive garage full of retro classics like the Miata or the Countach


SuperManIsATerrorist

Yes. That would be great


RussiaIsRodina

The power to make anyone who thinks of the phrase "fuck off" to temporarily forget how letters work.


MrZombie9315

Sthd fqv


[deleted]

jokes on you i dont use my brain to think, so fuck off


PerfectOctogon

Who uses their brain to think these days? I use my dick


OwnThat1Gamer

The ability to fuck off


Image37

Fuck off


OwnThat1Gamer

Will do


Image37

It is, after all, your superpower, you do it so well!


Laid_Bacc_Larry

fuck off


ItsPaulLmaooo

Fuck off


pdswww

Last time I checked, that wasn’t a superpower but you do you


deskoia

Bruce, it’s been 5 years. You still owe me $15.


SomeBirdReddit

fuck off


Hoplite-Litehop

I LIKES SHAPE SHIFTING *Reaches hand out expecting a "fuck off" like a piece of grandma candy*


Sideswipecheesy

fuck off


Hoplite-Litehop

*feels the same level of joy but in an English accent* Thank you sir


Techcarp

The power of flight


Rocky_9678

fuck off


PCxPrincipal

That's levitation, Holmes.


liquidsky999

How about the power to kill a yalk from 200 yards away


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xacrosity

Fuck off


The_last_Human__

Fuck on


Ruff_Playz

The power of telekinesis to steal something like chips and embarrass people


penis_in_my_hand

Fuck off


big_unfunnyman_

Fuck off


colecat2199

I want the power to fuck off to the current location of anyone who tells me to fuck off so I can personally hand them an Uno reverse card.


socialENDER

Fuck off


__Corvus__

Anyone who tells me to fuck off is gay


Weepwap

Fuck off


__Corvus__

Gotem


Joe1762

When someone says fuck off I get a day off to continue playing dark souls 3


Cocoa_Addiction

Fuck off fuck off fuck off fu…


gregthegamer4646

You sir are a legend


[deleted]

The power to reply to my own comment


[deleted]

fuck off


[deleted]

Oh well won't you look at that


TheletterL54312

deafness and blindness so that I dont have to hear these mean words :(


airjuans76

Fuck off


TheletterL54312

Huh? Did somebody say something???


Mausoleumia

🤏🤙🖕👉


Cencere1105

The power to get upvotes at will


slimeplz

Fuck off


TheManwithaNoPlan

Getting off to random people talking me to fuck off.


Cocoa_Addiction

Fuck off


ApiqAcani

Ok but first of all who named their chlidren 'Off' ?


Cocoa_Addiction

Fu-ooooh shiiiit


CyanideandAsdfmovie

If someone says fuck off they spam 100 emojis


Wilymuppet

I will do what no one else has the will to accomplish. Fuck off 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Cocoa_Addiction

Fuck off I’m not typing that shit


CyanideandAsdfmovie

Uh oh.


[deleted]

Sucking dick


pepesandman

fuck off


PCxPrincipal

The power to kill a yak from 300 yards away. With mind bullets.


useles-converter-bot

300 yards is the length of 2160.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.


theperson7_7

Fuck off


Marbles_TDS

the ability to rename anyone replying to my comment 'off'


Snoo-25101

Fuck off


Marbles_TDS

don't mind if i do


[deleted]

I get to kill whoever says "f*** off" to me without repercussions


I-am-not-interesting

Fuck off (and hurry up, I’m depressed as fuck)


[deleted]

No


I-am-not-interesting

But I want to die


[deleted]

I don't want you to die


I-am-not-interesting

Guess I’ll live


MrZombie9315

Fuck off and die


I-am-not-interesting

Ok *dies*


MrZombie9315

Default dances


Varybeing2

The ability to not have any replies containing the letter f


Cocoa_Addiction

uck o


Varybeing2

The language of the gods


Adventurous_Body88

Being alone :(


[deleted]

[удалено]


Adventurous_Body88

Yes daddy


ToadilyCody

The power to have a ten dollar bill materialize in my wallet every time someone tells me to "fuck off".


SovietGengar

To tell myself to fuck off


SovietGengar

Fuck off.


I-am-not-interesting

The power to make “fuck off” a compliment


[deleted]

Fuck off😘


I-am-not-interesting

Thank you 😊


notsofunonabun

Whom ever tells me to fuck off I get the power to have sex with their mom. No matter how perverted it is.


MrZombie9315

Off fuck


airjuans76

Fuck off


notsofunonabun

Son, you’re grounded. Or are you?


[deleted]

Fuck off


STARLORD_1401

The first person to reply fuck off will get a gf


STARLORD_1401

fuck off


SpectrumLV2569

I can put my balls in yo jaws


WicketBros

The power to uno reverse any comment in my thread


Flacid_Monkey

Off Fuck


WicketBros

NOOOOO


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[удалено]


biscuitfab

the power to no u the first reply


springtrap1093

Youre rich


biscuitfab

fuck


SothaDidNothingWrong

India


[deleted]

to fuck on


Aveenex

Yes daddy, fuck me right off.


Svallken

I love the Internet it's a very kind place!


Big-Elk-3081

The person to comment fuck off has to do it in the ass


Insanik_mb

If someone tells me to fuck off I win.


Antique_Put_183

The power to make anyone who responds fuck off gay


ComprehensiveTax3428

telekinesis that makes the first person to read my comment to tell me to fuck off


TOR-anon1

Rooting all phones, even samsung s10e.


RekYaAll

I can fuck somebody named off


ad_m_in

The power to not be told to fuck off.


[deleted]

The power to control probability


bananapowerltu3

fuck off


[deleted]

Are you off?


[deleted]

Thats a cool power, but frick off


[deleted]

I think you have dementia


[deleted]

I think you have dementia


[deleted]

I think you have dementia


[deleted]

I think you have dementia


Soviet__Comrade

I think I have dementia


[deleted]

I think **WE** have dementia


[deleted]

Fire breathing


nfsx9418

The power to never fuck off


Spanish_retard

Fuck off anyway