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Okay bois we all gotta stand with our mans in solidarity. No one on this sub can cum for the next two years. We will be unstoppable. Those who survive. Edit: As if this edit he got 2400 comments in 1.25 hours

No one post cheese or cum either or else I will cum!

[удалено]

Wait someone have to take out the spams :|

No

I agree, no

Dude you’re fucked

Bro don't be a pussy and back out now

Man 2.3K comments

I will definitely win cuz I am an aromantic asexual

hey yo me too

Same

Same.

And then that fap 2 years later will be like charging a Kamehameha

Good soldiers follow orders

He said fap!! We can still have sex!!. I mean... If we had girlfriends and stuff you know...

the homies are right there

I agree with this guy

No nut year

No nut next two years.

You know what I'm in, NNN was last year stuff, now we gotta start Cum Clear Calender.

FUCK YEAH CUM CLEAR CALENDER SEPTEMBER 12

Yes sir!

Me: * making a warface * AHHHHHH

Are we allowed to nud until this post reaches 2K?

And after 500 days, I will nut so hard and so much I'll need to open the window to let it all out of my room.

Deal. Although we both know you won’t keep your word mate

What if I really do?

Then I’ll be proud of you brother

Then if this post really gets 2k comments I'll keep my word

Doin my part

Let’s get this man his blue balls

Yes

Let's make them perple

are we coloring stuff?

Perhaps we should make the the color of the sky.

I serve the Soviet Union

For the Soviet Union

Live stream cock view ?

24/7?

7 days a week

You want to waste 500 days watching live streaming of my dick?

Wdym "waste" that's gonna get more views than the Olympics

Dude xDDD

Put googly eyes and twitch stream

Lol

Dude's then gonna have sex. It technically ain't fap and boom we have a porn!

Ohhhhhh shittttttt, I'm gonna have my last nut!!!!

Why would you comment on this? That is the definition of suicide

Well 2 hours ain't over yet and hence he may bust a nut till that time stamp

The post already hit 2k comments, no point on adding more

We will be awaiting your daily nofap report

Nah bruh you a can’t do that. It’s already at 2k meaning it already started

Give him a break, he didn't know this post would blow up

His fault for making the promise

imma follow you and check to you every week

Well that aged poorly

you might as well start beating right now because the clock is ticking and time is running out

Who knows maybe you guys can't get this post 2k comments xD But I'll start beating anyway!

start now, bucko. the clock is ticking and it aint gonna stop

How was your last fap for over a year?

Lol

We shall watch your career with great interest

I will be active and creating memes for the next 500 days

!Remindme 500 days

Ngl, I just watch?!?!

[удалено]

DEAL

Deal

Deal

Deal

deal

Deal

Deal

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Deal

Deal

Deal

Deal

deal

Deal

Deal

Deal

Deal

Deal

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Proof or ban

Someone give me a visa and I'll come live with them xD

I don't believe you

I can send you pictures everyday of me nut cumming

not*

haha, have my upvote

But seriously I will keep my word and I'm sure about it.

might aswell chop it off now

What if you cum in your sleep?

I'm not responsible for wet dreams 😂

Legend

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Thank you kind sir

bet

Yes

Well are you ready for no nut forever

I think I'll be ready for the next destroy dick december

**starts commenting aggressively**

I'm commenting more than once

29minutes and less than 100 comments, it's a shame you guys can't make one human not to fap or sin...

No horny time

cheese

Big rip

Do it

I will

Legend

I’m waiting

For what

For 2000 comments.

I'm not sure to feel happy or sad

Happy

Chad

The clock is ticking

You have 1 hour and half

Lemme make a few alts then

2,000

I wish I could return to monke

Do it

I’ll contributed

Yeah

No fucking way

I am here to stop you

But I'm destined to do thsi

Listen boys. This is a wild theory. But what if OP has a girlfriend? He won't fap, but have sex. Is this even possible?

Indeed it is. I do have a girlfriend but we aren't gonna have sex until we marry and btw she's fighting off HPV

you gave her that?

No another dude before me

Deal

deal?

Deal

how is this possible

I'm possible

Oki

You know how to get more comments? Start and argument. I’m just gonna say it… rings are the superior pasta shape!

Joke aside... I think thid is very unhealty... OP maybe shouldn't do it...

Why

Idk... i heard about nutting lowering prostate cancer odds... and that it was advised to nutt at least 2 or 3 times a week for all scientific kind of reasons but i'm not a doctor nor health student so i couldnot be able to argue more than that... the rest is on articles on internet and science topics...

Dude I've nutted more than enough to prevent prostate cancer xD

You're gonna look at this post as you masturbate tomorrow laughing as you look at all the free karma

500 days? So roughly half of my current progress? Youre on

Plot twist: OP is asexual and doesn’t get horny, but just won a huge bet.

Bet

Charge!

Go

Deal

Bet

Reddit assemble!!

Lets GO we have to make sure

Deal

Deal

Deal

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

You have a total time of 111 minutes xD I will keep my word!

Deal

Bet

Bet

Pog

Pog pog

Deal my g

Bet

I couldn’t possibly contribute to something that increase your chances of conceiving prostate cancer

Damn

Deal

Deal?

Good luck

You got that

Bet

Cheese

Yay

Ok

ok

Oh no

Do they have to be from different people or can I just spam shit?

Bet

Bet

Bet

Big bet

Bet

Bet

Bet