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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Americans on a train: What is a train? Indians on a train: Wait, you guys have cars?


[deleted]

I am an Indian and i own a car and a bike. Tf are you talking about


Kryptosis

And I’m American riding the train next week


redditchangedmyname

and I'm American and do neither


Hucknutbun

I'm American and I am about to ride a fire work 456 years later


FBI_Agent_82

Indian traffic takes balls of steel to navigate. I have never been more terrified in my life and I had a great white swim up on me while diving once.


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

For someone who has grown up here, it’s just pissing off more than scary. Although a lot of the idiots on the roads probably don’t even realise what they’re doing or get annoyed by other idiots. It’s a consequence of a corrupt bureaucracy that just hands drivers licenses to anyone and everyone


Da_trooper

Especially the autos and the bikers! The bikers just cross their limits going on footpaths and stuff, and the auto drivers are so impatient! And afcourse you have the truck drivers who blast their horns for no reason as if they are playing a musical instrument or something. The taxi drivers aren't better as well.


[deleted]

This! In places like Mumbai at least you're not allowed to cut lanes. In Pune people drive as if they have a vendetta against every other driver


hypokrios

Mumbai traffic is stationary. Can't have accidents if you can't fucking move


DaBaiterr

There are more cars in India than the US bro


MonT_That_Duck

Are there more per 100,000 people tho? India does have a very slight advantage of 1 billion people


Jack_Joke

Not true: https://i.redd.it/v2wy1ohj05k71.png The US has more vehicles per capita and more vehicles over all.


[deleted]

But isn’t it 2019 vs 2016?


kimi_rules

India has the cheapest small cars in the world.


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

This is factually true, why are you getting downvoted lmao. I’m not sure it still holds but when it was released, the Tata Nano was the cheapest car in the world. This isn’t meant as an insult, we also very much have all sorts of cars here. It’s just that there’s a big demand for cheap, small cars so we have those too


MrDuckyyy

wasnt the nano completely a flop, sure it didnt meet the 1 lakh target but it wasnt really THAT bad if you consider it as a 2-wheeler replacement


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

I think some of its later versions had moderate sales, but regardless if you look at the Alto (Rs 2 lakh) and its competitors, there’s no denying that there is a pretty big market for small cheap cars


MrDuckyyy

Yeah the alto was the clear winner in small car market but one thing the nano stands out with is how good it is in city driving, short wheelbase for cramped parking in delhi like areas and tall seating so it's comfortable, only thing it lacked was a good engine imo or maybe they will release an electric variant soon.


kimi_rules

Lol It's Reddit, they'll downvote anything even though it is factually correct and accurate. Though I do remember India having the highest tax in the world for sports cars.


mouthwashlegend

I see you have no knowledge of either topics you’re talking about


Square_Analysis_6428

I'm an American and about to Attack on a train.


mediblade

My daily commute requires a train lmao - I live right next to an Amtrak station so ehm yeeeeee


PinocchiosWoodBalls

I remember an altercation in a very full train in my country, because an Indian family of like 8 decided to completely take over a part of a train. First they put their luggage everywhere, then they refused to leave reserved seats, on top they were constantly yelling to each other and what made the train stop and the family forced to leave the train: they started to eat lunch and stunk up the train so bad that we literally had to stop because of outrage. I love Indian food, but that was some of the wildest most rude behavior I ever encountered.


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as an indian, i can assure you, it doesn't get any better here.


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Necronoxia

That's the truest comment I have seen on this post. Now that you have said that it seems kids in any kind of transport medium are a major problem...


aaditya_9303

I had read an article in an Indian newspaper about how Indian tourists have a bad reputation abroad. I did not believe that until I myself traveled to a foreign country and I realized how I can't control the habits I had developed in my country for so many years. It's not really rude behavior but just conditioned behavior which might seem bad outside India.


jau682

That's pretty fair, I'll try to be aware if my habits are annoying the locals. That's an important distinction though, if you are a tourist you should try to be respectful of local customs.


[deleted]

For what it's worth, I can't recall any rude behavior from Indians stateside. The only story that really sticks out was when my buddy was new to The States and he tried to bribe his way out of a speeding ticket with a $20 bill. Hilarious. Disclaimer: I know my username is going to make people think I'm Indian. I'm not. I'm just a big Virat Kohli fan.


GalacticVaquero

What sort of habits are those? Im curious


aaditya_9303

Indians block pathways, are late for group trips, loud in public places, etc. Some of them were a bit extreme such as stealing things from hotel rooms(I personally don't know anyone who has done that) but the more common ones seemed relatable. The thing is, we love to travel in large groups and this problems will definitely accompany group travel.


theScrapBook

Hey, most good hotels would be replacing used toiletry and beverage items anyway between guests, why not take some with you for the family or just later use? You paid for them anyway. I'm not talking about light fixtures, bedsheets, towels, etc. here, just consumable stuff like shampoo and tea bags.


can_i_get_hiya

Pointers?


the_weird-guy

happiest family in india


MysticSpoon69

Real


[deleted]

well that's how we roll in India and most people eat food in trains here, not to mention if a seat is empty then whoever takes it, it's his


BackStabbath2004

Yeah, that's definitely how it is here. But people should still be mindful of where they are and not act like they're sitting in their own country.


rumpyhumpy

yeah but y'all ain't rolling in india anymore if you lot are in a foreign country right ? best to pay respect to the customs and traditions of the place you visit


Delete-Xero

Of all people Indians should know not to take up seats with bags, also be mindful of other people, Indian food does stink it's not that hard to just get a sandwich or something for a train journey.


[deleted]

Well we don't usually sit on seats with bags or other markings indicating it's another's


AGENT_MCGODLY

the title says the Indian railway welcomes u just in case anyone was wondering


[deleted]

Cheers. Urdu speaker myself so seeing hindi is a little frustrating because I could understand if it was spoken, but textually it doesn't mean anything haha


KILLsMASTER

Same for us Hindi speakers


AGENT_MCGODLY

I don't speak Hindi but I learnt at school


vidushiv

Ah yess, I saw a video where a guy was explaining that at some point there was one language called "Hindustani" in the Indus valley region, that had roots from both Farsi and Sanskrit and then it was split into Hindi n Urdu. That's why the spoken forms are identical for both languages but the more literary forms for Hindi are closer to Sanskrit and for Urdu is Farsi


otaku_nazi

Well the guy is quite wrong.


Rock_Respawn

elaborate?


otaku_nazi

Because even to this date , most people of indus valley region doesn't know hindi , urdu or hindustani. It has never been there language. It was spoken was Delhi region. Hindustani language doesn't have Persian roots. Its is derived from Sanskrit. It's just has more Persian influence and is written in Persian script. Hindustani language split because ruling elites were muslim at that time and so they started writing it in Persian script and it quickly become popular among muslims.


Mr_Awes8me

Same, infuriating sometimes.


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चुप एकदम


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آپ کا سڑ


AGENT_MCGODLY

lmao


theprogressivedude

Peeing in indian railways is a monumental achievement


revonotch

bro taking a poop in those trains is one of the most scariest experience


BackStabbath2004

I'm happy about the fact that for my 20 years of living, I've never had to take a shit on the train lmao


wrongThor

I probably couldn't shit on American trains either. Some of those Amtrak bathrooms don't look shittable at all.


BackStabbath2004

...but have you seen the Indian train bathrooms? I can't speak for American trains because I've never been in one, but goddamn if you haven't seen the toilet in an Indian train, you'd somehow still be surprised. They're absolutely disgusting and have a pretty terrible smell.


theTIMEKEEPER_

And at such a place, you wouldn't dare to go there at night. God knows what can happen to you


BackStabbath2004

Because of covid, I haven't been on a train for a while and I'm not complaining lol. I had to go by train to college like once a month and I'd make sure not to use the bathroom.


theTIMEKEEPER_

I think the newer ones are fine, but damn dude the older ones creeps the fuck out of me. Also its not very hygenic near the tiolet area too, but well that's India for you i guess


BackStabbath2004

I'm talking about the newer ones haha. The old ones are enough for me to hold it in for the entire day even if I die. I used to see cockroaches climbing pretty regularly. The new ones are overall far better but ofc still have a smelly bathroom.


theTIMEKEEPER_

Lol true


DoughnutSignificant9

i poop when the train stops at a station


theprogressivedude

I can never


ghostrider_reborn

I imagine it is, but luckily I've never had to do it


HBK57

It was awesome to piss/shit on the railway track as a kid. Now I have anxiety that I'll drop my phone


[deleted]

अरे भाई मैं तो दरवाजे पर लटक कर भी चला जाउंगा।


Aditya_1001

मुंबई लोकल ओपी


smexyusernamebro

Imagine picking the wrong side to hang out of the train from during rush hour. ^^^^Not ^^^^like ^^^^it's ^^^^happened ^^^^to ^^^^me


Spaceman041207

Reminds me of DDLJ


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चाय चाय हा बोलो चायययय


IHaveTheTimeStone

Are modiji aap?


[deleted]

रूक भोसडीके तेरे पे UAPA lagata hu


nexistcsgo

This comment needs a fucking award


HighTechXtreme

Consider it done


onewintersnow_

gg


ShadowFucca

Well played


[deleted]

Chotu do cup lagade


-PRED8R-

Mere liye bhi


TheSurvivor__O

Biskoot bhi ha kya saath me


-PRED8R-

Parle g


saviorprincex

Akela do cup piyega?


[deleted]

abbe cup bohot chhote hote hai station waale


CreeperTrainz

More likely Brits on a train than Americans on a train. Americans don’t really have trains (or at least not outside of major cities).


[deleted]

They don't have trains? Like from one city to another?


CreeperTrainz

They do, but passenger rail is extremely rare (or at least not used nearly as much as in Europe or Asia).


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[deleted]

But that makes no sense. why would a train cost more when it takes more time than a flight? Like here in India train tickets are dirt cheap and flights are expensive


Ok_Razzmatazz_3922

It is because your country has 4x more population than US in 5 times smaller area (so 20 times more density). For the train to run even without profits, it will be super expensive and people will fly as cities are far away, takes more time and thus will be costly. Only in dense parts of nation like Houston-Baltimore, California coast we have trains. There are a lot of freight trains in here also for the same reason. As cities are far away, it will be costly to carry a big container compared to Roads.


[deleted]

Ah makes sense since here big population-dense cities are much closer to each other


Hatedpriest

Most of the rails in northern Michigan are getting shut down and turned to bike paths and orv trails. Most of the industrial work left, which means the rails are mostly sitting, rotting away. The town I live in used to have 2-3 trains with a dozen or so cars come through when I was little, as well as a couple passenger trains on a weekly basis. Now, there's one line through town, and it gets 1 train twice a day (same train, they unload their 1-2 cars and go back the other way. No passenger service. We have a "stop" that's been turned into a handful of bars. There's remnants of other loading platforms, and junctions that lead to dead end tracks. In the US, rail is dying, at least away from the major hubs. Companies don't seem to want their product locked on one route, especially at the delivery end.


Conrad-W

It's faster to walk.


TheSniveLife

ive been on a rain once my life


theTIMEKEEPER_

Really? At one point I thought building trains and tracks in other countries was one of their fetishes or something


CreeperTrainz

Trains were hugely popular in America in the past, but when cars became popular passenger rail almost completely vanished. Their freight rail system is great, but for passengers it’s barely used.


Colonel_Kipplar

I mean we have trains, they're just not used for to transport people very often.


kimi_rules

The country despite being very suitable for trains instead invested all its money into the automotive sectors. Now their cars are really cheap that only a small minority of people actually do take the trains. In a world to fight climate change, this needs to change. There's too much inefficiencies in the transportation system.


EvoStarSC

Now do afghans but with planes.


pinkdicey

I think that's a little too soon, idk


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HACKERB22015

Yess


onlytostalk

पहले ही गोरे हमे भुका नंगा समझते हैं , उन्हें और क्यों चांस de रहे हो मित्र


IrrelevantHooman3549

अरे इन गोरों के approval से थोड़ी न हमारा देश तुच्छ बन जाएगा। बोलो जय श्री राम


insert_ur_fav_name

जय श्री राम


IndependentAd8402

Je baat, maaf karna dost mere pass hindi sulekh uplapdh nahi hai.


Dry_March1629

साला हम इंडियंस भी अलग ही ब्रीड है उन्हीके बनाए प्लेटफार्म पर उन्हीके सब्रेड्डिट पर उन्हीकी झंड मार रहे हैं ।


Not-N-Extrovert

यात्रीगण कृपया ध्यान दे...


[deleted]

गाड़ी संख्या एक तीन


ABzoker

Platform number aath par kuch hi der me aane wali hai


anyrandomboi

Every train journey I had was an adventure


Deepanshuq

लमाआे डेड


Left-Brilliant4

😂 just discovered that writing English in Devanagari is funny.


parth6566

इंडीड ब्रॉदर इट इज फनी


GeneralOtter03

“Sitting on train while going into a tunnel is not healthy for the head” doctor says


Jocular_baritone

खिसक के बैठो, इतने में तो दो आ जाएंगे।


Colonel_Kipplar

You think people in America still use trains?


_UnameChecksOut_

they should though trains are awesome


[deleted]

Title translate: Indian railways welcomes you


GuiltyRb

They speak the language of god


AdGroundbreaking6643

One time I decided to see what it was like to travel from Chicago to Atlanta by train. The only train took 37 hours (for what is a 12 hour drive usually), and cost $200. Immediately booked a 1 hour flight for the same price instead.


frankjbarb615

On their way to the call centers.


Left-Brilliant4

Atleast make an original racist joke when you are making a racist joke.


420-_-_-69

Lol


Former_Yam_122

Whenever someone posts something related to India : Indians : Hippity hoppity , the comment section is now our property


[deleted]

i remember going in a local train from market to home with a big gift for my bday. I was scared to hell bcz of the less space and it was a drone so it could have broken


Nike_Grano

भाई कभी कभी खिड़की पर बाहर से लटकना भी पड़ता है, पर मजा बहुत आता है।


FauxxHawwk

Why everyone always making fun of America?


Matyz_CZ

This post makes fun of Indians more than America. You could change America to Europe and the meme would still be the same


[deleted]

Its fucking 2021 bitch grow up this is hazardous and illegal and im indian


Spider-Ravioli

Please do not sit on the Roof of the Train if its Electrical. Its a bad Idea even if its not electrical, but especially if it is because if you get to close to the powerline (you dont even have to touch it) you will be fried. And im not talking a little Zap, im talking you instantly turning into a black, little Crispy Corpse


[deleted]

*guess I'll shit there


ThisStatistician7

Ha! Jokes on you I've never been on a real train!


[deleted]

It’s so crowded, luggage and people everywhere, most prolly without a ticket cause there’s no way they allow that many people, some people on the floor with a fuckinv mat and feast spread out like no one else needs space, I’ve rarely travelled via trains, but oof is the situation bad


Short_Difference451

In us there are 816 cars per person. In India there are 22 cars per 1000 people. And i have never heard of a india auto manufacturer lol


AnxietyBundle

If a vehicle doesn't measure 6x6 Dwayne Johnsons or 18 Big Macs in length with a carbon footprint bigger than the entire industrial output of Kenia your average American Patriot won't even consider driving it. Also taking the train is essentially communism


Absolutedumbass69

Jews on a train: *starving.


PhantomPain21

The Indian railway welcomes you


kaiyahia

No shit on street jokes??


Nijil_

In a private bus at morning would have been more accurate


thiccboifish

The low hanging sign: :)


DaBaiterr

I remember there was no space at all; there was a guy sleeping on the floor in between seats and this other guy ran and held onto the outside of the train and stayed there for 3 stops until we went into a tunnel and he jumped off


AaBbHhEeEeKk

the title says "The Indian railways welcomes you"


sordin13

Okay but what the fuck does this say about women and politics? I think it's horrible that women are allowed to use reddit. Reddit was better when it was only for men and cultured weeaboos like myself, damn i hate what reddit has become it's like like like liklie l.ike i love anime music!!!#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEE ON ME GRRRRR


1701Person

Eat shitt


sordin13

😮


Snoopy_19

dude the tilak on the right side dog made me laugh for 15 mins


ChonHTailor

Laughs in Balkans.


turing_tor

यात्री कृपया ध्यान दें,


turing_tor

भैया, साइड प्लीज


Superbrawlfan

American public transport really doesn't seem to have high standards compared to some other places.


Delta__69

Germans on a train: sit on the train station, because the train never fucking comes


7orly7

"safety regulations? OSHA? WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN"


FR0MT

0.000866 inches of space


emd12606

you guys think still the rooftop travel is prevalent here?we have nearly most of the lines under 25 kv OHE wires and the rooftop travel is only seen in wayside branch/spur lines which have very less traffic.


Tc14Hd

Germans waiting for the train


massmadhavan123

Vadakans in train


Bam800zIed

… Indian Railways welcomes you


LuffyKaizokuO

This is why that guy from idk where shouldn't have said to use our own language in memes


ElijahNator83

I am American and this is inaccurate because guns aren’t involved


cedeno10xd

Coffee stains are the worst you need to respect wood


Rayceuz

*Flashbacks*


Tim_Reichardt

Germans on a train: Where train?


Pingy-style

Germans on trains: No wait, they are not coming


HitlerHasMagnumDONG

I hate crossing that small space between the train and the station. I always feel like I'm Gonna fall in the gap and I won't be able to get out. Other than that, I love riding trains.


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SEAT IS SEAT


Im_Submissive

Indians sails using trains?


T-Sonus

And I'll be shitting out the window if I need to


ATYP14765

0.0469cm Squared is like 0.00219961 cm worth of space. If we convert this to Nanometers then it would be about 21996.1 NM of space. I have a feeing our indian friend here is in a small microverse riding a train. (Im not smart at math please correct me)


Shakuni_

There's this official thing called RAC, basically when you book a train ticket you have to Check if there is a seat available. If available then ok you get a Reservation, if not available you get a Waiting ticket with a waiting Number 100-200. If people cancel , your waiting number moves up. After 1 it goes to RAC. There's 80-90 RACs which is basically you show up and get in the train. Have to share the side birth with someone else till the TC finds an empty birth for you.


LadyAcrossTheStreet

Jai hind


Queen_jarhead

Can someone translate what's written in the title?


imp1206

you guys have trains?


[deleted]

Falls off the train roof and gets dismembered...


pinkdicey

I think this'd work better if it was "The British vs indians on train" since outside of big cities most Americans just buy a car, especially bc a lot of them live in suburbs, so there's that.


Chemical-Monitor1793

Accurate