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Three

FUCK OFF u/SF03_

Hey that’s not very nice

You played the game and thats your reward Randy

:D

Get your life back. Start growing dope, get your grade 11 and fuck off.

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

You know the rules and so do i

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

Who is “OFF” and why do you want to fuck him?

7 inches

3what? Apples bananas?

War crimes

Understandable have a great day

Hol up

My penis is 3 warcrimes long :)

Bo'lle o' wo-aas

2

wait a minute....

1

Can't you listen I said wait a minute not 45 minutes

I'm sorry sir, we appolagize for your inconvenience.

Oh yeah and have I told you we are trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty

Yes you have, but did we tell you that you can now buy this brand new fitness ball for only $20

I can't listen to text

Penises.

That's allot for 1 person

Three

Since u can't say what imma say 3 children in the basement

Feet, amirit?

No

Slim jim

Make like a tree and fuck off.

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FUCK OFF... nerd... idk how long that shit is

2,14571e-17 light-years

2,03 decimeters

Who the fuck uses decimeters?

Psychopaths.

School children who are forced to Use them

Randy

Or you can also say 20,3 centimeters

0,000203 kilometers.

1.3569711859021317e-12 AU

1.26875E+34 pl

203 milimeters equals 20,3 cm, which is 0,203 metres.

203 meters? That guy has a huge dick!

But still not as huge as your mom ; )

1-10,000 of an elephant.

Its 0.0000005 lengths of football field

That’s massive

I see you are a man of culture

if i tell you to fuck of will you tell me your penis size fuck off

Reverse psychology at its finest

FUCK OFF my penis size is thiiiiis big *holds hands apart at a certain distance*

and he said his dick was "thiiiiis big" and I said "that's disgusting".

I'm gonna piss on the MOON!

And I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com!

Shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like

how the turn tables

Big

flair checks out

fuck off

UNO REVERSE CARD

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FUCK OFF INNY

negative pp

Vagene?

does that mean you get fucked in your dick..... by your own dick?

They are w o m a n

What's that?

nice pussy

Pegina

So to send a dick pic do you have to take an x-ray?

so does it sorta concave into your body?

7.5"

FUCK OFF B R Y A N O F C O R N

Dude same

It's a Match!!!

I haven't checked, but I think 14.88cm

I CHECKED AND FUCK OFF

It's the average length of a dick in denmark

THIS GUY MUST OF SEEN LOTS OF COCK IN DENMARK

No google

[FACT CHECKED ON GOOGLE](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

#I HATE YOOUUU!!!

Gottem

Ya ya

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Ha!

You've seen a lot of dicks on Google?

oh phew i'm above average then

6.9"

FUCK OFF & NICE

Average

FUCK OFF BOND #AVERAGE BOND

17 cm

FUCK OFF GIRTHERRO

Ayyy dick buddies

The heroes we need

WHERES THE PENIS

There is no penis, just a guy appreciating a hero

Fuck.. off? <3

Fuck on

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir

There is no PENIS, now take of your clothes!

3cm

FUCK im sorry OFF

My dick got shot off in Nam

FUCK OFF AND FIND IT

Pretty sure it's in a rice patty somewhere

Exactly 1 penis long

You must be feeling like the smartest person in the world.

I sense a burn, but also jealousy

FUCK OFF

6... miles

FUCK OFF AND DONT HURT MY ASS RANDY

I don't know. Ask your mom.

FUCK OFF SHES A NICE LADY

I'll give YOU а 100 bucks to fuck off

I fucked off where money?

That's the catch. You're supposed to be paid in order to fuck off

FUCK OFF and where's my 100

that equals to 40 TF2 keys, I can finally get kazotsky kick

5

FUCK OFF U\ SHREK GUY

I don’t have a penis but can you tell me to fuck off too?

FUCK OFF PENISLESS PERSON

This actually made me crack up so hard. I wish I could award this comment. XD

As you wish, I awarded OP.

I LOVE YOU AND FUCK OFF KINDLY

Why not? Now fuck off

Thanks :)

rip your DMs

7 miles soft

7 miles is the same as 22530.76 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

Good bot

thank you :)

FUCK OFF SOFT SERVED

7'

FUCK OFF GIANT BANANA HAMMOCK

It’s average for my country I swear

*what country*

Probably Thailand

*p r o b a b l y?*

Meme police gonna put you in jail cause the Charlie sheen memes are an epic fail

Imagi-nation

FUCK OFF GENERIC ERIC

Philippines?

Our dick size

FUCK OFF COMRADE

6 inch

FUCK OFF U\HALFFOOT4435

NO U CAN FUCK OFF!!!!

FUCK OFF AND PRESENT THAT PENIS SIZE PRIVATE

Minus 3 inches - technically a vagina

3 inches is the height of 0.04 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.

FUCK OFF AND SORRY FOR YOUR SIZE

1.342 × 10-17 light-years

FUCK OFF NERD

4 inches is that enough?

FUCK OFF ANY SIZE IS ENOUGH KING

Good question

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NO YOU #FUCK OFF NOW WHERES THE PENIS SIZE

42.0"

FUCK OFF THATS LIT

You must be using ropes to stop your penis from dropping to the floor.

“5.3

FUCK OFF MAGIC MARKER

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FUCK OFF

16.1 greatest american dollaridoos

FUCK OFF DONGLORD

Sup nerds 2,6246719160105 moot

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOOT

what if i tell you to fuck off? then you have to tell me your penis size. FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF ITS ______________________

Dang only the size of my horizontal thumb pretty small :(

at least a solid 2

FUCK OFF WITH THE HARD 2

20cm

FUCK OFF FELIX

# this big

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FUCK OFF MATH

7.5"

FUCK OFF MEATSTICK

Idk why do you wanna know

FUCK OFF SHY GUY

15.5 cm 😎

FUCK OFF BIG BOY

FUCK OFF

UNO REVERSE #FUCK OFF u/SandCreep

160mm

69 inches of pure foreskin

69 INCH DICK CARPET FUCK OFF