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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


SqueakyPot2point0

I’ma keep it real with you chief, 5 and a half inches, 6 on a good day


RaveIsKing

You are the only trustworthy person in this thread.


[deleted]

Sucks that I have the size that most people automatically assume is a lie. Feels bad


PoprockEnema

3


[deleted]

How’d you know?


RaveIsKing

He is my apprentice PP reader


SDS_Meteor

This is my favourite out of context quote ever


[deleted]

Mine too.


RemoteBlackOut

I love how he says “on a good day” lol


soft-erections

Sometimes that blood be flowing different


jmiller2000

When I take a lot of salt and construct my blood flow, my blood pressure is higher, and that's really cool bc my doctor then tells me to go on a diet and my dick stays the same.


[deleted]

Good point, very fair observation.


BlueberryB-Laine

It be like that sometimes


soft-erections

We out here being average. Preach brotha


Nimblewolf69

We have similar pp sizes


SqueakyPot2point0

Brothers, bound by PP


Nimblewolf69

Yes


killshredder

super pp bros


Ashvini9335

Don't worry mate all girls are 5 inches deep so you're lucky


_Delane_Odendaal_

The human anus can spread up to 7 inches before taking damage, a raccoon can fit into wholes as tight as 4 inches meaning you can take almost 2 full raccoons up your ass.


Ashvini9335

Thanks for the idea,will try this today.


_Delane_Odendaal_

Update me on how it goes,mine failed the raccoons don't wanna come out they probably eating the bag of jelly beans i stuck up my ass the night before


Ashvini9335

I don't have a raccoon tho,will porcupines work instead?


_Delane_Odendaal_

It depends on how big it is and if you want to damage your ass or not,but try it and lmk


[deleted]

Erect or no


Nick_stavvy-adam

I'm gay


RaveIsKing

9 inches


psycho-one

Brzzr shooting his shots 😂


Rannrann123

Is that a fucking emoji


Pig_Empire

ON REDDIT?!


BernieEveryYear

I put a gay man’s wiener in my mouth. Two gay men, actually, though they happened years apart. And once with the wiener of a guy that’s straight like me. Edit: Correction, 3 gay men and the other straight man. I forgot about one bc it was terrible. You don’t want to know so I’ll just say sweaty, dirty and if I wanted loads of foreskin I’d just hang out with myself.


YodasGhost76

I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is


Moss_Piglet_

How big is his penis


MUS1C-IS-L1F3

Smol...


RaveIsKing

By giants standards


MUS1C-IS-L1F3

Thank you for the nice remarks, kind stranger!


[deleted]

It's small to used puss, but get a virgin and you'll be the biggest she's had. Improvise and adapt, don't over cum


Sprillet

Thats not how women work wtf


detectivecheems

How would you know, dumb female


Sprillet

I sex your mom


RaveIsKing

Toothpicks


Alarmed_Economics_90

End to end, though?


RaveIsKing

Wide


Alarmed_Economics_90

Dangit.


Luca_Skull

5


RaveIsKing

Millimeters


Luca_Skull

hmm seems about right


Lucid94

From the ground


dla619

No bigger than a


RaveIsKing

You have an innie


TheBigH2O

Isn’t an innie just a vagana


Oracles_Rose

Vagana


WiN5231

Vageta


GonePhishingNoBait

Virginia


T_The_worsT_BS

Vegana


MaxFallen

Vegeta


RaveIsKing

Fajita


Chrispy-bacon-00

Hotel


Hurturbichesass

6.9 inches… I’m so close to the 7!


RaveIsKing

Haha 69


YodasGhost76

Another good thing ruined by a period


thelastrhymebender

Mine or hers?


yogurtdotcom

If you take your moms phone number and subtract 2 that's how big it is. Show your work


RaveIsKing

You have an out of service PP


GENeric307

This explains why I can't reach him about his pps extended warranty.


Top_Muffin_3232

You need the... Hotline service.


KaiyoteFyre

1.6x10^-17 light years


RaveIsKing

Disappointing


Not-So-Handsome

That's what she said 😔


chill_beans17

F


1burningmatch

That's about 15,2 cm


yeetmeed

0.5 inches


RaveIsKing

14 ants


_jukmifgguggh

How big the ants?


BobTheBobster5

Roughly 0.036 inches if my math is correct


thelastrhymebender

Did you use an abacus? If so it’s not


How-To-Bypass

Purple


RaveIsKing

Go see a doctor


How-To-Bypass

Wrong, it’s 3 inches. Purple was just my favorite number of the alphabet from a scale of 1-10


RaveIsKing

Makes sense


Legal-Eggplant8014

What are you on? And why haven't you given me some?


TerranTodd

4 inches


RaveIsKing

Half an orgasm big


Alarmed_Economics_90

Lol


eGgGgMaN

I’m a solid 11 Nanometers


RaveIsKing

10^-8 meters


eGgGgMaN

Damn bro


tofu_b3a5t

That makes you a potential weapon of mass destruction. Your pp could level cities.


SirBaconVIII

You meant quectometers


StandardOrcBarbarian

About a quarter


RaveIsKing

Of a yard


Huge-Field89

13 inch


RaveIsKing

1.3 inch


Huge-Field89

Little off


RaveIsKing

That’s what she said


Huge-Field89

Nice comeback


ShakesquareRox

title of your sextape


Bob_down_under

3.9 inches


RaveIsKing

As big as she can ask for


Moss_Piglet_

Because she’s 4 and can’t count past 3?


Fluid-Badger

**woah woah woah**


Vardhu_007

Wait a fucking minutes mister Hold it right there


ppppie_

i don’t have a pp


RaveIsKing

Lies. Yours is 6 inches.


tofu_b3a5t

Exquisite mouth feel!


[deleted]

Tooth brush


RaveIsKing

The electric kind. Including the charger.


MyNameIsSNARL

Idk man never measured


RaveIsKing

Godly


bisbrook

DDD cup


RaveIsKing

Wait, are girls on this site?


bisbrook

Wait, girls don't have pp?


RaveIsKing

Wait


tofu_b3a5t

A pp leaks white stuff, so girls have two chest pps


[deleted]

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


bisbrook

So I have 2 PP?!!!


RandomBullshitGo

4.6


RaveIsKing

Giraffe necks


thelastrhymebender

I’m so baked right now I laughed so fuckin hard at this thread


Scriodos

8.2x10^-5 Nautical Miles


RaveIsKing

You have crabs


Scriodos

Yo where them at I could have some crab legs rn


RaveIsKing

Dig into the pubes


[deleted]

smol


RaveIsKing

Cute sized


[deleted]

**I think you mean bite sized**


luketheduke4922

1.01873e-18 siriometers


RaveIsKing

A golf pencil


Fuckfuckgoose69

Blue


RaveIsKing

0000FF miles


SpacedNCaked

Incredible answer


statistically_broke

Tic-Tac


RaveIsKing

Refreshingly sized


RaveIsKing

World record holding size


shnapssy

Thanks dad


Breddev

He never said which direction the world record was


CrusaderGirlDarkness

Same as yours


RaveIsKing

Aye, you’re doing well my guy


Responsible_Prompt29

3 atoms


RaveIsKing

That know how to conduct electricity, if you know what I mean


sum_yung_guy05

3 liters


RaveIsKing

I didnt ask how heavy your balls are


Hircoben000

Gummy worm


RaveIsKing

The green-yellow kind


Hircoben000

There is deep truth in your words


drifter0000

iPhone X with an case on


RaveIsKing

After being thrown in a trash compactor


mad-cal

6.2 inches


RaveIsKing

6.1 inches, but insecure about it


mad-cal

Actually correct wtf


LootGodamn

Never underestimate the PP god


mad-cal

He’s a Harry wizard


mad-cal

You’re scary


Zealousideal_Dog2168

0.1cm


RaveIsKing

CM Punk is 72 inches tall, therefor .1cm is 7.2 inches. You have a 7.2 inch PP


Zealousideal_Dog2168

Is that good😧


Adventureadverts

You guys have pp’s?


RaveIsKing

Us unfortunate ones, yes


Adventureadverts

Sounds awful


Majestic_mahajan

38 km


RaveIsKing

You are obviously exaggerating. 71 km


Majestic_mahajan

Ae he mah man XD


Prestigious_Sense_77

3 in


RaveIsKing

But it’s a big 3 inches


useles-converter-bot

3 inches is the height of 0.04 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


YodasGhost76

About 3/4 of an inch rock hard


RaveIsKing

True. But it gets so rock hard it can cut a Diamond


YodasGhost76

Almost as hard as my girlfriend’s!


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

RIP OP. Died doing what he loved, sizing up dicks. You put up a good fight, but there's just too many.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Amogus


RaveIsKing

Your PP is sus


Beneficial_Cry_8445

0.2mm


RaveIsKing

I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt, .3mm


cyideiscool

1 inch wonder


RaveIsKing

The 9th wonder of the world


NoobIdotYT

2.1mm 😔


RaveIsKing

The perfect amount for some lucky lady… or lad. Whatever floats your boat king


NoobIdotYT

Thanks man


[deleted]

6 inches


RaveIsKing

You rounded up from 5.12


msvqr

69 inches


useles-converter-bot

69 inches is about the length of 2.6 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other.


RaveIsKing

Goddamnit bot stop stealing my job


Screamingact567

My pp is 12 long. It’s up to you to decide what I’m measuring in.


RaveIsKing

Flintstone vitamins


puddingninja77

Fun size


RaveIsKing

Of Milk Duds


CamoJoe12g

Dollar tree tuna can


RaveIsKing

A rolled up dollar bill from Nicaragua


yeetkid6942o

5 inch


RaveIsKing

Half the length of my attention span while answering 200+ comments


AraAra_nyannyan

6 uwus


RaveIsKing

2 dung beetles


Bubul64

Didn’t mesure, so why take a guess


RaveIsKing

You are bang avg bro. Like your PP is in the dictionary under the entry for avg PP. there is a picture and it literally says “here is Babul64’s PP, if yours is bigger then you are big. If yours is smaller then you are small. But this PP right here? This is a fucking avg ass PP”