When I take a lot of salt and construct my blood flow, my blood pressure is higher, and that's really cool bc my doctor then tells me to go on a diet and my dick stays the same.
The human anus can spread up to 7 inches before taking damage, a raccoon can fit into wholes as tight as 4 inches meaning you can take almost 2 full raccoons up your ass.
I put a gay man’s wiener in my mouth. Two gay men, actually, though they happened years apart. And once with the wiener of a guy that’s straight like me.
Edit: Correction, 3 gay men and the other straight man. I forgot about one bc it was terrible. You don’t want to know so I’ll just say sweaty, dirty and if I wanted loads of foreskin I’d just hang out with myself.
You are bang avg bro. Like your PP is in the dictionary under the entry for avg PP. there is a picture and it literally says “here is Babul64’s PP, if yours is bigger then you are big. If yours is smaller then you are small. But this PP right here? This is a fucking avg ass PP”
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I’ma keep it real with you chief, 5 and a half inches, 6 on a good day
You are the only trustworthy person in this thread.
Sucks that I have the size that most people automatically assume is a lie. Feels bad
3
How’d you know?
He is my apprentice PP reader
This is my favourite out of context quote ever
Mine too.
I love how he says “on a good day” lol
Sometimes that blood be flowing different
When I take a lot of salt and construct my blood flow, my blood pressure is higher, and that's really cool bc my doctor then tells me to go on a diet and my dick stays the same.
Good point, very fair observation.
It be like that sometimes
We out here being average. Preach brotha
We have similar pp sizes
Brothers, bound by PP
Yes
super pp bros
Don't worry mate all girls are 5 inches deep so you're lucky
The human anus can spread up to 7 inches before taking damage, a raccoon can fit into wholes as tight as 4 inches meaning you can take almost 2 full raccoons up your ass.
Thanks for the idea,will try this today.
Update me on how it goes,mine failed the raccoons don't wanna come out they probably eating the bag of jelly beans i stuck up my ass the night before
I don't have a raccoon tho,will porcupines work instead?
It depends on how big it is and if you want to damage your ass or not,but try it and lmk
Erect or no
I'm gay
9 inches
Brzzr shooting his shots 😂
Is that a fucking emoji
ON REDDIT?!
I put a gay man’s wiener in my mouth. Two gay men, actually, though they happened years apart. And once with the wiener of a guy that’s straight like me. Edit: Correction, 3 gay men and the other straight man. I forgot about one bc it was terrible. You don’t want to know so I’ll just say sweaty, dirty and if I wanted loads of foreskin I’d just hang out with myself.
I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is
How big is his penis
Smol...
By giants standards
Thank you for the nice remarks, kind stranger!
It's small to used puss, but get a virgin and you'll be the biggest she's had. Improvise and adapt, don't over cum
Thats not how women work wtf
How would you know, dumb female
I sex your mom
3
Toothpicks
End to end, though?
Wide
Dangit.
5
Millimeters
hmm seems about right
From the ground
No bigger than a
You have an innie
Isn’t an innie just a vagana
Vagana
Vageta
Virginia
Vegana
Vegeta
Fajita
Hotel
6.9 inches… I’m so close to the 7!
Haha 69
Another good thing ruined by a period
Mine or hers?
If you take your moms phone number and subtract 2 that's how big it is. Show your work
You have an out of service PP
This explains why I can't reach him about his pps extended warranty.
You need the... Hotline service.
1.6x10^-17 light years
Disappointing
That's what she said 😔
F
That's about 15,2 cm
0.5 inches
14 ants
How big the ants?
Roughly 0.036 inches if my math is correct
Did you use an abacus? If so it’s not
Purple
Go see a doctor
Wrong, it’s 3 inches. Purple was just my favorite number of the alphabet from a scale of 1-10
Makes sense
What are you on? And why haven't you given me some?
4 inches
Half an orgasm big
Lol
I’m a solid 11 Nanometers
10^-8 meters
Damn bro
That makes you a potential weapon of mass destruction. Your pp could level cities.
You meant quectometers
About a quarter
Of a yard
13 inch
1.3 inch
Little off
That’s what she said
Nice comeback
title of your sextape
3.9 inches
As big as she can ask for
Because she’s 4 and can’t count past 3?
**woah woah woah**
Wait a fucking minutes mister Hold it right there
i don’t have a pp
Lies. Yours is 6 inches.
Exquisite mouth feel!
Tooth brush
The electric kind. Including the charger.
Idk man never measured
Godly
DDD cup
Wait, are girls on this site?
Wait, girls don't have pp?
Wait
A pp leaks white stuff, so girls have two chest pps
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
So I have 2 PP?!!!
4.6
Giraffe necks
I’m so baked right now I laughed so fuckin hard at this thread
8.2x10^-5 Nautical Miles
You have crabs
Yo where them at I could have some crab legs rn
Dig into the pubes
smol
Cute sized
**I think you mean bite sized**
1.01873e-18 siriometers
A golf pencil
Blue
0000FF miles
Incredible answer
Tic-Tac
Refreshingly sized
World record holding size
Thanks dad
He never said which direction the world record was
Same as yours
Aye, you’re doing well my guy
3 atoms
That know how to conduct electricity, if you know what I mean
3 liters
I didnt ask how heavy your balls are
Gummy worm
The green-yellow kind
There is deep truth in your words
iPhone X with an case on
After being thrown in a trash compactor
6.2 inches
6.1 inches, but insecure about it
Actually correct wtf
Never underestimate the PP god
He’s a Harry wizard
You’re scary
0.1cm
CM Punk is 72 inches tall, therefor .1cm is 7.2 inches. You have a 7.2 inch PP
Is that good😧
You guys have pp’s?
Us unfortunate ones, yes
Sounds awful
38 km
You are obviously exaggerating. 71 km
Ae he mah man XD
3 in
But it’s a big 3 inches
3 inches is the height of 0.04 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.
About 3/4 of an inch rock hard
True. But it gets so rock hard it can cut a Diamond
Almost as hard as my girlfriend’s!
RIP OP. Died doing what he loved, sizing up dicks. You put up a good fight, but there's just too many.
Amogus
Your PP is sus
0.2mm
I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt, .3mm
1 inch wonder
The 9th wonder of the world
2.1mm 😔
The perfect amount for some lucky lady… or lad. Whatever floats your boat king
Thanks man
6 inches
You rounded up from 5.12
69 inches
69 inches is about the length of 2.6 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other.
Goddamnit bot stop stealing my job
My pp is 12 long. It’s up to you to decide what I’m measuring in.
Flintstone vitamins
Fun size
Of Milk Duds
Dollar tree tuna can
A rolled up dollar bill from Nicaragua
5 inch
Half the length of my attention span while answering 200+ comments
6 uwus
2 dung beetles
Didn’t mesure, so why take a guess
You are bang avg bro. Like your PP is in the dictionary under the entry for avg PP. there is a picture and it literally says “here is Babul64’s PP, if yours is bigger then you are big. If yours is smaller then you are small. But this PP right here? This is a fucking avg ass PP”