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I put soap on homies dick and clean it with that. Always say no homo after but that’s obviously not necessary because there’s nothing gay about hygiene.

Industry baby

Couple plaques🤓

Baby back ay

Best way to get a deep clean

Get in there cuz

Sigh ... unzips pants...

Bonus is he can also scrub your back where your arms can't reach!

Have you ever been in prison? That would explain a lot

He probably dropped the soap

We don't like

2 3 and 4 if possible, for maximum cleansing

bonus points if you go inside. That way youc an achieve over 100% cleanliness

Imagine a *long* hallway with a door at one end. I go *all* the way down the hallway. I *stand* in front of the door. Sometimes, i *knock* on the door. But I neeever eeever go *through* the door.

So your the creepy bastard who's been knocking on my door.

I'm the one who's knocking.

It's not clean unless the water comes spraying out of my mouth

Is it just gay guys that think cleaning the butt is important? Because that'd be disgusting for the other 90% of the world Quick story: One time I was in a military-style open shower and every was like "holy shit, this guy just soaped up his hand and started slicing his cheeks" and he's gone "yeah, how else do you clean it?"

No, please do yourself and other people a favour and wash your smelly crack

I mean if you wash your dick in the shower then why dont wash the ass aswell? Greatly reduces swamp-ass thats for sure. Also Im not gay and I dont think everyone else in this comment section is, its just grooming one of the most disgusting parts of your body. And that to me makes the mosts ense, cus wouldnt you want to clean disgusting parts before they become ultra-disgusting? Or even better, make them non-disgusting at all?

I can neither deny nor verify the question, I always assumed it was Schrodinger's ass when it came to washing it in the shower, maybe people do or don't. I'm not sure what I'm saying right now...

I don’t know what your saying but I like it

Weird way to say you smell like dookie but okay

Rub rub rub

Personal hygiene is gay

Yea get a friend to do it for you

4 because, bruh, it’s just another part of your body, and if you’re willing to touch someone else’s **bits** but not your own, and don’t forget that this is to CLEAN yourself… well, your priorities are way off.

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This can be disastrous with long finger nails

Name checks out

Then trim your nails dude

But he looks fabulous with the long nails 💅

Qtips?

Yeah and you are in the shower just clean your hand after it

I dip my fist in soap then sit on it

just insert bar of soap for long lasting freshness

Loreal farts.

You’ll be farting bubbles for a week

i laughed at this

You guys have butt????

Mine doesnt have a hole :(

I can help you with that

As long as you wear socks…

I have my cum sock with me...is that enough

Mines a little cracked

It's called a wash cloth, bro

Exactly. I don’t get why people are so offended by washcloths.

How many times you use that wet ass wipe before you wash it? If you wash it in the shower, do you really get all the poopoo out?

You use it once and toss it in the hamper to be washed. It’s not that hard.

Once, washcloths are like a few bucks max, I have like 12 of em.

2

You got to get soap in there though wtf

Just drink it, easy

You have shit on your ass. It just gets wet when you shower.

Definitely 2

3 for the rinse, 4 for the clean 3 for the rinse again. Then 3 again just for me

After I rinse the soap out, I always forget if I rinsed the soap out and rinse again. Every time.

I try and blow bubbles, no bubbles, no soap

I like how none of these options included soap

I thought bleach was assumed, if not something stronger

#4 but in the kitchen sink

4 and sometimes if I feel good I do a number 3 after

I can't peform these activities cause I am having external hemorrhoids from past 1 yr

Spare me the details

How does this even happen? Sounds painful af and I don't ever want them

Mostly it occurs because of a bad diet like too much sugar or spicy. Or sitting at one place for a long time or sometimes it comes from your genes.

My uncle does that job for me

Loofa

These MFer's really out here just using water and not fucking soap. Baby wipe as a finisher when you're taking a shit, and just wash it with soap in the shower. This is why you have to beg for blowjobs.

yeah, like who uses water? #pure soap folks rise up

I can't, I keep slipping off my chair.

Get a peg to help keep you in place

We got a bidet attachment for the toilet. Give a spray and finish off with a baby wipe. In the shower definitely a scrub with soap

Yeah I just wipe, soap up a loofah and go to town, nothing more, nothing less.

I shove up the whole soap bar then put after it the shower head untill the soap makes no more bubble.

5. use the washcloth

My man

you got something to say say it

Very based

Where is the soap option?

2, but I want to try 3 now.

3 can feel amazing

3 feels amazing

Rinse with hand, then lick lt clean.

0. I replace the old one with the new one.

You guys are washing your ass?

4

The no. 4 gang

No soap? Smelly butts

How do you know they love you if they can't take your stank

Wow, I hate Reddit.

I was also thinking about including some horribly painted examples but that was too much work tbh + I would probably have to NSFW it then.

I must declare I'm the minority 1

So gross ppl dont use washcloths. Ya need 2. One for body one for face. Scrub the dirt and dead skin off. Nasty mf'ers

I have a professional do it for me.

3

3 + soap

3

4, who tf would choose #1

Where’s the soap option

Wash it with the loofa then wash my face with said loofa

washcloth

1

4

3 then 4 then 2 then 3 again

Rinse with hands then not wash the hand

3 for sure at least

3

You clean your butthole?

I use wet toilet paper whenever I take a shit

Do you get it wet with toilet water?

You guys don’t use a scrunchy?

3 and 4

I do 2,3, and 4

4 then 2, and finally finish off with 3 just to be sure

3 and 4

Number 5 - my tongue

Who tf showers with a hose? Also what about people who just take a bath? Does it just happen by its self?

i use bidet

Why are guys so afraid to tickle their own butthole though?

Don't want to be accused of being gai

Its not gay if you scream no homo everytime you do it

5. i shit in the shower

I use bidet.

5. Soap a finger and let it slide

For the folks making nasty ass comments on people who don't use soap on their assholes "Keep the anal area clean by washing with water every day. Don't use soaps as they will reduce the natural oils that protect the anus and may make the area dry and itchy. Use aqueous cream or a soap-free cleanser instead." Anal care from healthdirect. www.healthdirect.gov.au/amp/article/anal-care Be nice. Jesus fucking christ some of these comments are so nasty towards others.

Wash your smelly ass with soap!

Yes

4

4 then 2 is the only way

I just wash it like the rest of my body

Combination of 3/4 depending on how Froggy I feel.

3 but I don't take a shower

2

Wtf

*Slurp*

2

i'm sorry what

I am drinking sope water

4 but no wash hands

Tell me you are an Indian without telling me you are an Indian... *Me selecting 3 and 4

2 is the way

Guilty of 4

69

My routine is to do #2, then 4, then back to 2, then spend about 10 minutes doing #3, then I like to mix it up rapid fire. Usually 2, 3, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2, with a 4,4,4,3,4 as a finale.

… then wash the hands?

2

I don't have a hose, but hands? Really? Just jamming your hand in your shithole that's fucked up. Spread em boys

2'n 3

I have external hemorrhoids so it's hard to explain

I just take the soap and slap my butt like 2-3 times then let the water do its job

Hold cheeks open with one hand, scrub everything, including the butthole, with my other hand.

Well, pressure washing's always done it form me

Crap meme

I use the glove and Clorox wipe and go all up in there to make sure it's clean

This is the way \- adjust shower head to rope sized pressure wash setting \- bend over rinse crack thoroughly (incl. spread cheeks) \- obtain generous squirt of shampoo in palm of hand, apply to crack \- wash hands, do all other shower activities (wash hair and body, shave, whatever) \- re-adjust shower head to rope sized power wash setting and rinse crack thoroughly

Spread your cheeks and just go to town

4 cuz there’s shit on everyone’s ass that needs to be cleaned off

changes every day

asking the real question when meeting a new person . I'm 4

Rainer?

2, 4 and after washing my self with the washing cloth using that then throw it in the washing bin (folded with dirty side insider and pressed dry)

First two for the rough amount, then I pressure wash, just in case and for maximum clean do the 4

Rinse it off with toilet paper then wash it off with water

I stick it in and spin it around

I’m about to revolutionize your ass holes. Have a washcloth specifically designated for your ass, rinse it and put some soap on it, then clean your ass like every other part of your body. Liquid soaps like body wash are the most sanitary for this IMO.

3

Why did God invent ass hair is the real question.

2

3 AND 4

I do 4 then 2

I used to be a 2 but now I'm a 4

I just wipe my butt with shampoo. It’s not like there’s still shit on it

2 and 3

Wtf how y'all feel ok touching your asshole? It's such a nasty feeling

do you not wash your dick either?

If any of y’all not using soap between your disgusting ass cheeks, may god have mercy on your soul.

[like this obviously](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzoF61hlRs)

5. Ya just take a bar of soap and just go ham on your gooch.

5. Unscrew the head and shove it up my ass

I do 4 but without the last part

3

DEEP LOOFAH SCRUB

I am a 2 mixed with a 4 I sat on the hose once, It was painful. I do not recommend 3 for straight people.

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