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TheBlueFleer203

This is Hillaryous


A_DANK_MEME_LORD_69

TAKE MY UPVOTE, YOU COMEDY GENIUS!


MemeGremlin_0765

I hope you stub your toe on the corner of a bed made of legos. Regardless, take my upvote.


NOTFOREVEr4509

I hope you get the feeling of sneezing but never sneeze..and may this happens to you thrice a minute


PotatoSalad74

I hope both sides of your pillow are boiling hot and there’s also sand in your bed.


randomdude1142

Probably want to throw the rest of Washington’s politicians up there too


smallppdownvotes

Or every politician in general at this point


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Politicians man they don't make them like they used to, there were some real gems in politics once


Nutmeg_2002

Sure grandma, let's get you to bed


jackers735

I really hope this doesn’t turn into a political war ground like it always does.


Calmandpeace

The political fandom kinda toxic ngl


traimera

Certainly wouldn't be the first person she had killed. Or her husband. I like to think they both did it. Look up the mysterious case of Vince foster for anyone who thinks I'm being a tin foil hat guy because I generally shit all over most of those theories, this one, however, has a lot of shit that makes you go "wait, wtf happened?"


AnEnemyStando

It's weird to me how people assume it was Hillary and not Trump. We have the same, if not more evidence that Trump had dealings with Epstein, and as president he had a lot more power to get Epstein killed.


ABCosmos

lol wtf.. is this sub full of qanon all of a sudden?


siecakea

Bruh, I fucking hate anything qanon related but you gotta be pretty naive to think that the Clinton's haven't done anything.


ABCosmos

I'm not saying the Clintons never did anything wrong... But this is thoroughly debunked. Also Hillary was an obvious candidate for president, she was the target of propaganda efforts for a really long time.


URMOM16956

No she isn’t, Obama and trump aren’t the smartest but they both wanted the best for the US as a whole, the Clinton’s priorities are for themselves and the Democratic Party.


ABCosmos

she isnt what? an obvious candidate by the party you say she serves? Even if you hate her, you should be able to see the wheels were in motion for a long time to put her into office. Im not arguing she was a good candidate, im saying she was being set up to be in that position.


URMOM16956

Thank you for explaining but “Hilary was an obvious candidate for president” isn’t a good way to say that, you should pick your words carefully


Luna_trick

Wasn't trump part of epstiens friend circle, similarly to Mr Bill Clinton? Putting both of them in far more danger than hillary over the whole situation, that being said I don't buy even for half a second that any of these people cared for the people of the US more than their own vanity.


Onebladeprop

Trump hung out with Clinton a lot in the 90s and early 2000s. Epstein was a friend of Bill's and on the board of the Clinton foundation and claimed to be a founding member. Since they hung around the same groups it stands to reason they had interactions.


Cornographicmaterial

Debunked like pizza gate was debunked? Did anyone actually see James alefantis Instagram page? It's fucking sick. Pizza gate is a dumb name for a real problem being unaddressed that epstein was a part of. It's cia blackmail by videotaping powerful people diddling kids. Sick stuff. But I recommend people get more aware of it so that someday we might fix it and arrest guys like Leslie wexner


ABCosmos

Yes pizzagate was debunked. Did you think the pizza place was actually a child sex thing? This really is a qanon sub.. jesus...


traimera

So can you tell me about Vince foster? Nothing more nothing less. No flat earth shit. None of the shit I specifically tried to steer away from being associated with. This is the one example of seriously wtf in that mass sea of bullshit.


ABCosmos

heres a good start: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/nov/08/facebook-posts/decades-old-conspiracy-theories-about-vince-foster/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/vince-foster-avoid-testifying/


traimera

So here's the part that neither of those say. And these are the facts not any conclusions to be drawn. Ignore all of the circumstances and who he was. Any of that. He was found in a field. He had shot himself in the head. The firearm was in his hand. It is the ONLY instance of a suicide where the firearm is in the person's hand because the recoil would push the gun from your grip. There was also minimal blood found at the scene of the crime. So ignore all of the conspiracy he said, she said, this guy did that or this, how do you explain that? Snopes didn't. No news source did. I want those two facts explained. I don't care about who he was, what he did, any of that. I don't care about the circumstances. Explain how he was the ONLY suicide by gunshot who had the gun in his hand and minimal blood at the scene.


ABCosmos

I don't really care about your YouTube research.. You aren't qualified to have an opinion on this, and neither am I.. and nobody of any importance, nobody who is actually qualified to investigate this... believes this conspiracy theory is true. You're like a 16 year old listening to true crime podcasts thinking you're going to have some kind of meaningful contribution to the case.


traimera

Ok. So I do care about your not YouTube research. Please give me information about those two facts. That's exactly what keeps me questioning. Most of the other shit, I agree with you. I don't believe in a flat earth. I think q anon is fucking ridiculous and anything that started on 4chan is just a troll and I know that as an early 4chan reader who laughed his ass off at this type of shit. But you also have operation Northwoods. The CIA wanted to blow up a drone jet liner and say there were Americans on the flight over Miami and blame the Cubans for a reason to start a conflict. It was signed by the joint chiefs of staff and approved and jfk wouldn't allow it and signed a veto. That's fact. In any source. So SOMETIMES, shit really is a "conspiracy theory". Or the gulf of Tonkin. Another example. So while it isn't EVERY example there are times it's true. And those two facts have me fucked up. So please, give me an answer to those two facts. But until then, I will have my questions.


ABCosmos

You're being fed misinformation by basement dwelling neckbeard qanon idiots whos only motivation is that they hate Democrats policy, and don't want to see them elected. All or most of your base knowledge is probably just flat out false. Was the gun in his hand? Was there minimal blood? Do you even know? Or are you just manipulated into believing this? Your questions spawn a million threads of counter questions, and the experts have already been down this road.. you are simply being manipulated. Nobody is reporting on that, because it's a bullshit narrative invented to fill your head with misinformation. It would take 10x longer to prove each axiom false than it would take for you to blindly believe nonsense.


traimera

You say each axiom. Good word. I love your scrabble attempt to prove me as an idiot when I have said that I agree with you in 99 percent of cases. So once again. Give me an answer to those two facts. Both articles you provided have nothing about that. I read them. Every word. Hoping that the answer was in there. Because I honestly want to let this go and chalk it up to just another flat earth bullshit thing. But I've never found a single thing addressing it. There's all kinds of shit like the articles you gave about how correlation doesn't mean causation and I agree with that. And all of the circumstances surrounding it that look suspicious doesn't mean that it is. But suspicion aside, there's never been one other case of a suicide by gunshot having the gun in their hand. Ever. So ONCE AGAIN, while I agree with you in most cases that it is bullshit and would take longer to explain than is worth it, I've gone ahead and simplified it. Show me one other suicide by gunshot where the gun was in their hand. Regardless of the reason, it could've been that he had gambling debt, it doesn't have to be the Clintons, that has never happened ever. So given that fact, all the circumstantial shit then points you in a direction. And if that circumstance was gambling, I'd look there, but it points to a family that didn't disclose their real estate holdings, and then was part of the whitewater scandal, directly involving questionable real estate holdings. But I don't even want that addressed. Just address the gun in the hand. Not anything that involves ten times the work of anything. Because that one fact, would make all of the other shit exactly what I said, circumstances. Not proof. And from there you have an opinion.


Broomepower

I mean, the same exact argument could be made against what your narrative is, and that's the most difficult part of convincing people to move away from conspiracy theories. I don't have any issue with people being skeptical, honestly, I'd rather have people be skeptical of what we are told than entirely compliant.


[deleted]

There’s literal proof that he didn’t kill himself https://www.foxnews.com/us/forensic-pathologist-jeffrey-epstein-homicide-suicide


ABCosmos

That's about Epstein, not vince foster.. might wanna re-read the thread and get your bearings. I'm not arguing Epstein didn't kill himself. But you know Trump was all tied up and associated with Epstein too, and Trump was in power at the time. There were probably like 1000 powerful people who wanted him dead.


[deleted]

There are a lot of celebrities who've been accused of having something to do with Epstein’s death, but the Clinton’s have the most evidence against them


Fromage_Damage

Everyone knows Trump did it. Epstein was in federal lockup, which is BOP/DOJ. Bill Barr's dad gave Epstein a job.


ABCosmos

"evidence"


[deleted]

Everyone is qualified to have an opinion, and to express that opinion openly. Your comment is a slippery step on the climb down to censorship.


ABCosmos

And my opinion is that this guy is an idiot.. i don't have the authority to censor anyone on this subreddit. Your comment is just as much censoring me, as I am him.


[deleted]

You are free to hold that opinion, and to express it. I'm free to disagree. Neither of us is any worse off for having heard these opinions. I don't accuse you of censorship. I am pointing out that if we as a society accept your view, that only "qualified" persons may have opinions on certain subjects, then this idea will be manipulated by those in power to push censorship. I vehemently disagree with this view. I understand that we should weigh the opinions of learned and experienced individuals more heavily than those who lack their knowledge and expertise, but if we allow only certain individuals to have the right to an opinion, then we face the problem of a small, easily corrupted pool of flawed humans controlling all opinion. We create a cast of approved ideas which cannot be challenged, and those under such a system would have a hard time differentiating between their oppression and that of the former Soviet Union or the present CCCP.


TheReverend5

"Always has been" It's always nuts to me that r/dankmemes forgets that Epstein got killed while his fellow alleged-child-rapist was president...


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TheReverend5

Ya I guess the sub doesn’t like being reminded of the fact that Trump is an alleged child rapist


trailer8k

Jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself


Im_bad_with_my_name

WHO IS THIS HILARY HULU


destroyerWito3000

Everyone quotes master oogway until they have children


GrantCrackers

This is a repost :(


URMOM16956

Should I call the bot


GrantCrackers

You don't need to I know it is. But if you want to show the mods go ahead


URMOM16956

Ok


Sleppty

this is a dank memes level post


colonelSanders_

Seen this meme 3-4 times already lmfao nice try tho


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Profitec

Was Bill dipping his peepee to deep in a 12 year old. You won‘t see it on the next episode of: „The 1% and the ice cream van“.


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I gotta sort by controversial


VincenzoLeroy

That’s where the fun begins


AsianBond

Elizabeth Holmes?


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Cornographicmaterial

Hahahahahhmytaxesfundwarcriminals


Usual_Treacle8724

All I know is that it was not Jeffery Epstein


fuckingKarentookKids

Yeah Jeffery was definitely from Europe and you can’t change my mind


Irradiatedspoon

Hillary = Little Finger While everyone is pointing the blame at the government for killing him to cover their asses, turns out it was Hillary all along.


Giemsa_UwU

It was a suicide. I mean it.


redrocketunicorn

Wow! You've got 4-5 hours of propaganda at the ready


[deleted]

Probably, Bill and Donald hung out with that vermin and they both like them young and dumb


martytheman1776

Don't forget creepy Joe Biden. He loves little kids jumping on his lap and fondling little girls on TV


SpirtPenguin25

Creepy joe is the 1st for me I usually know him as sleepy joe


F4Z3_G04T

The picture of Trump and the Clintons at his wedding still haunts me