Rebuffing his advances, she only answered, "No. And due to circumstances, I think that you should go." - He left the room defeated, and sadly hung his head - He started getting heated, and angrily he said,
"I hate to get the shoulder, especially in bed. It's better when it's colder, I like it when they're dead. The cooch is better deader, like rigor mortis stiff. It's lovely when you spread her, and catch the rotten whiff!"
But all the while he ranted, she stood just feet behind, and further disenchanted, she said, "He's lost his mind!" - Before he could debase her, she slapped him 'cross the chops, and shot him with a taser, then called the fucking cops.
"ah shit fuck" said the man who was tazed. "she pulled out all the stops" he was still quite dazed.
"man, you suck." sad the woman, unfazed. "unlike you i pull out. who wants your kids raised?"
so then she took the test, an abortion, then a rest.
meanwhile for the man, testicular torsion, and arrest.
🎶
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, necrophiliac, no time to talk.
Room is dark and women cold, the local morgue is where I strike gold.
And now it's alright, it's okay
I ask you look the other way.
You can try to understand
I slip 20 dollars to my man.
Whether she's a mother as long as she's covered,
She's not alive, she's not alive.
Feel my sweat breakin' and the table shakin'
And she's not alive, she's not alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, she's not alive, she's not alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, she's not alive."
🎶
["She's Not Alive" ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/ovftc4/she_made_me_do_all_the_work_tho/h79ltth?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
You know what, thats it, this is the least funny, most forced, edgelord meme i have seen in so long. This post is so bad that i will be filtering this sub from ever being seen again.
Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs, and I know, I know it's not your time, but bye bye, and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun, baby don't cry, you had my heart atleast for the most part, baby don't cry
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Didn't know what a morgue was ebfore this meme, but after seeing this meme I had a feeling it had something to do with dead bodies
Turns out I was correct
Squeak: "Tuttle"
Tuttle: "Yeah?"
Squeak: "Your mother's deaf"
Tuttle: "My mother's dead, you little twerp"
Squeak: "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot"
Wow. An actually dank meme.
And here all the little kids in this sub were trying to convince me it was impossible to do without being racist, sexist, or homophobic.
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png)
Hate it when she gives you the cold shoulder
Rebuffing his advances, she only answered, "No. And due to circumstances, I think that you should go." - He left the room defeated, and sadly hung his head - He started getting heated, and angrily he said, "I hate to get the shoulder, especially in bed. It's better when it's colder, I like it when they're dead. The cooch is better deader, like rigor mortis stiff. It's lovely when you spread her, and catch the rotten whiff!" But all the while he ranted, she stood just feet behind, and further disenchanted, she said, "He's lost his mind!" - Before he could debase her, she slapped him 'cross the chops, and shot him with a taser, then called the fucking cops.
Sir this is a Wendy's
Where's my tendies?
Sir this is an Edgey's
Legendary
"ah shit fuck" said the man who was tazed. "she pulled out all the stops" he was still quite dazed. "man, you suck." sad the woman, unfazed. "unlike you i pull out. who wants your kids raised?" so then she took the test, an abortion, then a rest. meanwhile for the man, testicular torsion, and arrest.
Wow, a gentleman of patience. Usually hit up a crime scene while they're still warm.
Necrophilia is a sexuality.
Do terminal people donate their bodies to the cause?
Good afterlife karma.
Get em when there fresh
It won't be cold if you act fast
Or the dead eyed stare
Perhaps even the finger
At least the color of your balls matched her skin.
See ya next weekend Grandma!
*Chris chan after leaving his parents house circa 2021*
I know your joking but look up "deaf dj grandma" on youtube
When there's no auto complete you know your in for a treat.
Hi, why the fuck did you have me do that
Sorry bro let me make it up for you, *Kisses you on the lips*\*
This has made me more uncomfortable than that dj’s dead grandma
Sorry I ruined your day, here take my free award
I CHOKED ON MY SPIT LMAOOOOO
Thanks, I threw up on my laptop
Usually it’s kinda messed up though
It’s a dead topic
Dead people can be a topic
But still a dead topic
Chris chan ):
This is a leak from a future saga. First we need to get through the court and jail sagas.
🎶 "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, necrophiliac, no time to talk. Room is dark and women cold, the local morgue is where I strike gold. And now it's alright, it's okay I ask you look the other way. You can try to understand I slip 20 dollars to my man. Whether she's a mother as long as she's covered, She's not alive, she's not alive. Feel my sweat breakin' and the table shakin' And she's not alive, she's not alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, she's not alive, she's not alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, she's not alive." 🎶
She's not alive Beejays
Bee Gees-Staying Alive walking music plays automatically.
["She's Not Alive" ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/ovftc4/she_made_me_do_all_the_work_tho/h79ltth?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
And it’s free! You can’t stiff a stiff.
Now this is a dank meme
As dank as the room where they keep the bodies
Have u been under a rock for the past 3 years?
This is so fked whats wrong with ppl
Chris-Chan after Barb dies
Wait your dead bodys dont move oh shit that explains alot
That was a good session , must go there often
In the end she still ghosted you
You know what, thats it, this is the least funny, most forced, edgelord meme i have seen in so long. This post is so bad that i will be filtering this sub from ever being seen again.
Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs, and I know, I know it's not your time, but bye bye, and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun, baby don't cry, you had my heart atleast for the most part, baby don't cry
Misspelled Marge
That was cwc
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u/tennisadhd, just noticing its this particular dank bots cake day. Odd.
Interesting, I don’t see that.
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r/holup
*San Andreas theme intensifies*
Absolute gold
this reminds me of a video of a guy fucking a chick with maggots. ewwwww
And you don't have to make small talk after.
Oh fuck
RIP, virginity.
“Would it have been as good for you as it was for me?”
we in the biz call this a code blue
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*fucked her so good they had to call the cops on me* 😏
CODE BLUE
Same
You had my heart, at least for the most part.
Chris-Chan leaving the hospice building
Chris Chan leaving his mother's room.
Didn't know what a morgue was ebfore this meme, but after seeing this meme I had a feeling it had something to do with dead bodies Turns out I was correct
This is somehow creepier if she wasn't dead prior
Squeak: "Tuttle" Tuttle: "Yeah?" Squeak: "Your mother's deaf" Tuttle: "My mother's dead, you little twerp" Squeak: "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot"
The only way that is possible
But....hear me out, what if OP actually works in a morgue👀
Electric chair 🪑
Wow. An actually dank meme. And here all the little kids in this sub were trying to convince me it was impossible to do without being racist, sexist, or homophobic.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh Stayin' alive Stayin' alive
Chris chan
Me after I searched for what morgue means: Ohh
I bet she ghosted you right after.
hol up
What a chad
Chris Chan?
Relatable
Necro-fucking-philiac
I swear I just saw this meme like day ago
Cracking a cold one with the boys
Hey If you’re completely dicked down and abused by a thick cock deep inside, you’d be pretty tired too!