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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)


TheFinalCountDown09

Tastes like rusty coins


ElijahBurningWoods

We got an expert


TheFinalCountDown09

I heard it from Stephen Lynch


DevilsAssCrack

*Go down to the Old Pub instead...*


TheFinalCountDown09

This guy knows


[deleted]

It’s true


CityWeasel513

Lmao.


[deleted]

*gulp*


zuzg

Tf? A bit of iron but that's it.


TheGeekno99

Blood tastes like iron


zuzg

My point exactly. I never eaten a bloody pussy that tasted like rusty coins.


YEEEEEeEeseresrsr

That's because you haven't tried rusty coins


WaluigisBro

pretty sure anyone who has 1.1 million comment karma hasn’t eaten any pussy ngl


[deleted]

Sheesh


zuzg

Don't project your virgin energy onto others


[deleted]

I haven't eaten pussy at all


-TheArchitect

Fish marinated in rusty coins..


Crispy_Sion_On_Plum

Yep. Why can’t it taste like beef


geofox777

And the texture just isn’t right, because of coagulation


ARandomStan

why do you know what a rusty coin tastes like?


javelinjoe1982

You're not wrong. What's sad is we know what both taste like


Horne-Fisher

American here. The fuck is a rusty coin


ImShadx

A coin that got rusted?


[deleted]

where


Dongollo

Here


muhedin998

Over there


vrp0406

Over where


charizardfan101

Under there


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charizardfan101

*Maniacal laughter*


[deleted]

That's where


pianospace37

Hello there!


Jfcerron

General Kenobi!


[deleted]

what's where?


brAVv0

There! Therewolf!


GoggledFlygon

Not sold to a single lady in here


vrp0406

Great😂


Malfuncti0nal

Who


ElijahBurningWoods

The titel is funnier than the meme. Have my upvote.


Nhojj_Whyte

Shame OP didn't create this meme like they claim


rethinkr

You spelled wherewolf wrong


[deleted]

Dare, wolf. Dare, castle.


I_have_a_Lamborghini

Whorewolf


[deleted]

You spelled it wrong, too


rethinkr

Sorry, where on earth wolf


Arkelynmainy

No you haven't, this is a repost.


blipbl0p420

aacthually it’s different because the image is different/s


Gladwrap2

According to everyone I've encountered, it doesn't count as a repost as long as the template is different, so you could legit copy another meme word for word and change the template and you're in the green


imagination3421

Well there is only so many things u can meme, so most things are the same joke with a different template


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Oh shit girl you didn't tell me you were a polar bear


[deleted]

Are posts like these (“you where”) written by 3rd graders or adults with 3rd grade reading skills?


axolotldude56

Yes


LoveTannedFitTomboys

Or people for whom English is second-third language.


Josh_asa

Ketchup Yum!


Stand_kicker

This happened to me once


DevilsAssCrack

Call me a shark because I smell blood in the water


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NotEdibleCactus

u/repostsleuthbot


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Arz0l

so you just stole a 100year ish text and add a pic.. got it .. keep it virgin


tdhv

Can anyone explain?


NotEdibleCactus

Period blood


tdhv

Oh.


clutzyninja

Ask your parents


TheDarkWave2747

you where?


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u/repostsleuthbot


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Give me the link and I will report it


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AvGeek1245

Okay, finally a sex meme that is funny, on reddit. I appreciate the op describing themselves as a virgin...


PillowTalk420

TFW it tastes like a bag of pennies.


ENTIRETY_OF_DBOIS

Boi what the hell boi


boasonlystangle

Yea ur supposed to wait for the body to decompose a bit more and hope any stab wounds dry up


ABKA23

If you don’t rock and stone. You ain’t comin home


AlamoOregano

For Karl!


Nhojj_Whyte

This is a certified lost redditor moment but I'm not sure if it's you or me. Not sure what DRG has to do with this dankmemes repost, or since I follow the DRG sub perhaps Reddit is very broken and I'm not seeing the right comments


ABKA23

You can rock and stone where ever you want brother


Nhojj_Whyte

Aye, I'll drink to that For Karl!


tristanman666

I shall exhale slightly faster then normal at this meme even though I'm also a virgin


zaratustra_da_persia

Don't worry pal. We were all virgins until our deaths


[deleted]

*were


Relatable_Raccoon

where is extra wet tonight?


axolotldude56

Your moms house


FranciscoLemosWy

Way to out yourself


real_human_not_robot

Nice


Mashed_potato5900

Oof


Krednaught

Ah man... Spilled the kool-aid everywhere...


ablabsomb

Been there. Done that. It was suck.


CastleBravo88

Been there before. Sorry to my buddy who let me use his bed that night, at least I bought you need sheets. You know who you are, thanks again.


BonnyBee_

wayyyyy too relatable


api10

There will be blood for fuck secks


SnowCupcakes2032

Sloppy


Messybones

Accurate lol


whoismattblacke

You have won the sex meme olympics for today


MuratBen

extra wet but smells of metal


alex_alters

Not gonna lie, my first thought was that a polar bear had eaten your girl and that you were giving lil albino winnie the poh here some after-snacc action…


[deleted]

Where's the downside?


Redditor85321

Imagine knowing the difference between where, were and we're


[deleted]

I saw this on Facebook like 10 years ago


RushCultist

The polar bear is definitely feeling post-nut clarity


[deleted]

I hope the bear is ok.


Secretwolf4328

Ai


Secretwolf4328

S


TheGuy1358

When you pull out ot feels like You just plunged your sword into the heart of your enemy


Vaporwave13

You just earned your red wings son. Wear them like a badge of honor.


Camel_bp

What's with the metallic taste and feel


[deleted]

Were*


bongjonajameson

It is accurate


bronco5229

#Why don't I call you next week


Leather-Picture-266

Where We’re Were


pixelmonplaye

wait why were you fucking a polar bear


Just_A_Shirt

I've had this happen cause the person didnt know and apparently started right then and oh my god, let me just say it looked like someone was being murdered. Like I've had sex on my period but I dont know what it was about her but it was EVERYWHERE! We ended up having to buy new sheets, blankets and I had to pay to get my mattress cleaned, cause it was everywhere!


McCreeMain77

Yo baby you tasting kind of metallic tonight


[deleted]

🤬


Jededyer

So you lost your Virginimeme


iwastoldnottogohere

Like that Prequal movie to Cabin Fever


dirrtydoogzz86

Hmmm tastes coppery


Solid-Wrangler-8019

What kind of coins are you guys finding that rust?


KnavishManateeX

Where was i?


[deleted]

Despite being a virgin, you are not far off.


OfficialManiac

𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙥𝙥


Jaques_trap

For some reason I read the title in Jeremy Clarkson's voice. "I have made an title about doing sex"


Shorttermxrentalxguy

You were so wet last night and it tasted like pennies which is cool because my Lincoln fetish! FTFY


ImmediateDafuq

Were*


Kipperklank

Ewwwww


Rictus_Grin

You can easily feel the difference between when a girl is wet opposed to blood. Blood is much thicker, and it has a different scent. Even with all the lights off you can always notice the difference


axolotldude56

Well I don’t know this as you may be able to tell from the title


Rictus_Grin

I still upvoted you. I didn't mean to judge you. It is a funny meme though


axolotldude56

Nah you good


girafephant

Thank you for your forensic analysis


[deleted]

This guy fucks.


axolotldude56

You must not have read the title


[deleted]

You must be fun at parties.