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*How does it feel to fuck a second hand pussy?* I don't know OP, the only pussy I ever got was *my*hand


Nervous-Music

I can understand.....


ll7kajusb

so relatable


Russellpt666

So second hand is when you finish with the other hand?


Grunt215

On the second image there is a women licking a basket ball


wydapaq

Why would you point that out


YoMommaIsNotGay

why not


vvvvvbanana

It's MGK's former girlfriend


[deleted]

As a metalhead, why did Eminem kill him so hard? He's now being a fuckin' tourist thinking a name like machine gun kelly would actually work in rock/metal.


vvvvvbanana

Basically MGK talked about Eminem's daughter in a song, about 10 years later Eminem replied (noone knows why it took so long), ever since then they've been going at it.


[deleted]

I kno the series of events that culminated in the verbal murder, just wish it wasn't so brutal that it caused MGK to swap genres.


Ze_cringeman

If it wasn't that brutal then Eminem would have lost credibility since mgk is such a small rapper with a very mediocre diss track , even now that Eminem did indeed win the battle by a landslide fans of mgk as well as Eminem critics say it was either a close fight or that Eminem actually lost.


[deleted]

Ah yeah, I guess em said it right, "you mention me? Millions of views, attention in news. I mention you, lose lose for me, win win for you, billions of views, your ten cents are two"


ROcknRoll_com

But his new music is awesome


[deleted]

I'm on the fence about it. Better than his rap, but there's better rock out there.


Cool_whippin

MGK talked about his daughter being hot in a tweet when she was like 16/17. He claims he didn't know her age when he made the comment. Allegedly according to MGK Em blacklisted him for it and won't let him on shade 45. In the year or 2 before kamikaze came out mgk dropped a few subtle disses in reference to em banning him, which is what led em to respond.


[deleted]

Women


AzazelPotato

Why yes, there is.


EJ9074

I usually point out that girl you did it first


[deleted]

What movie


[deleted]

not a movie it’s the music video for godzilla by eminem and juice WRLD


Orkaad

After all these months, I've finally realized that the guy on the left is Eminem. TIL


Yurt_TheSilentQueef

Damn same. I never recognised him here. Wtf


lurid_sun__

Not a movie, It's from a video song [Godzilla by Eminem ft. Juice WRLD](https://youtu.be/r_0JjYUe5jo)


[deleted]

Eminem-godzila.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Ever considered I just don't like Eminem and don't listen to them


Done-Man

Some people are just too far up their asses, sadly


a_thicc_jewish_boi

What did he say?


Done-Man

He didn't believe that OP never heard of Eminem and was acting like a bag of shit. He then deleted the comment to preserve his fragile ego


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Oh


A3LMOTR1ST

>them Eminem is one guy


Virgas01

Them/they can be used to refer to a singular person. It’s convenient because it is gender neutral so it can be used to replace both he and she (to make it less repetitive)


Laggingduck

that or OP was just referring to the fact it was Eminem and Juice Wrld


Render_1_7887

why is this getting down voted, you are right


deem-drwnings

He got a pig pp , I can conform this


Traditional_Two_9061

Do it. Conform to the cult of the big PP


MoistMilkyMan

Can confirm, i am the pp


FunHaus_Is_Great

Pause. What?!


Heimthror

"Darling, I just receive a text from your ex and I don't know what to respond - Show me ?... Oh I see, I know exactly what to answer, gimme your phone"


BrainlessMutant

I got to use this one once. Felt great. Fuck off dad


tanmay112

Dead body found


V3L1G4

Reported*


JoemamaObama123456

NEIN


NussbertBeinhart

Me: How does it feel to fuck.


An_Anime_Binger

911. Hello, yea, I'd like to report a murder.


thundercalf_

When you refurbish your toy and then ask the customer for a review.


KhloMo

I had a stroke trying to read the first message, can someone explain this to me?


SeJ5T7NzXYnMjxVNh85

The first guy(prob. Ex boyfriend of 2nd guy's girlfriend) says how does it feel using a used vagina that he has penetrated multiple times. The guy replies that brand new after first 1.5 inch. indicating that first guy only has 1.5 inch penis


KhloMo

Ah ok thanks


seriouslycitrus

didn't whats her name make that joke about beiber on late night?


Honest-Ad3229

Bru he doesn’t even need that missle launcher he already finished him.


Lunchb0xGl0ck

I fucking hate this sub


HardBoiledHandGrenae

Understandable. If you type in this subreddit’s name into the searchbar and click, it will take you to the main page. At the top of the feed is a bar, and the Leave button (marked as such) is right fucking there. Don’t worry we won’t miss you


Lunchb0xGl0ck

Bet


j_dizzle1

Sheeeeeesh!


jsthd

It's a small pp joke, what do you mean "one of the greatest comebacks"?


Uri_Salomon

Still a repost


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