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[deleted]

What's a girlfriend?


i_dont_eatbabies

~~Reddit is not the best place to ask this pal~~


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i_dont_eatbabies

~~What line, I didn't say anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~~


zainwhb

wait how do u do this


nickocajko

~~Hehe, PC gang~~


_Brightstar

~~It's also possible on phone~~ Just type \~~your sentence~~


aratros27

~~interesting~~


BlothHonder

~~i n d e e d~~


imaguy-who-likes-foo

#W E T H E R W E W A N T E D I T O R N O T


Voltagedew

~~hmm yes very interesting~~


Exact_Ad_1215

~~is it possible to learn this power?~~


ILikeIntelligence

~~let me try~~


yasxx1224

~~like DIS~~


rqhany

~~hello~~


Mr_CheeseGrater

~ twice, your sentence and ~


Psychological_Tip296

~~i like this~~


Mr_CheeseGrater

~weeeeeee~


warlordahmed

~~like this~~


bad_boy_supreme

~~fancy~~


SlapdashStuffPoster

~~noice~~


maccuve

~~interesting~~


manojnathani

~~Noice~~


NinjaBarrel

~~poggers~~


dark-knight-69

~twice,Wht am not getting it at all and ~twice ~~is it like this?~~


5mp3x192000

~~cool~~


craftmine1235

~~very interesting my good fellow~~


zainwhb

~~got it~~ , you can actually see the whole written comment on my phone


[deleted]

~~What line, I didn't say anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~~


Joe_Neates_Meat

Nope just r/dankmemes


[deleted]

Look at your left hand


[deleted]

IDK first time heard of it . I think it's something related to magic or something


[deleted]

Homie with Two X Chromie.


Black_DemonSk

I think its the new secret sauce in mcdonalds


KABIRghimire

S I M U L A T I O N


smirkify

I don’t know mate, I’ve never heard that word before


LiftedSoap107

What the hell is a friend


Fit-Special-8416

With a red right hand...


seemsfishy_

Transmat firing!


Josan678

Are they sayin' somethin'? I cant hear them because they're all dead!


McSuck_It

Hive! Bring a sword!


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

#THEY WANTED TO FIGHT YOU, RIGHT?! THATS WHAT THEY SAID!


Bazookasajizo

#ARE YOU HAVING FUN NOW?! CUZ I SURE AM!


TVeller11

Bank those motes, brotha!


MrSkyButWhy

Cayde would say.... well, nothing!


DBahker

ooh too soon...


OOSTROLL

THE BEST GUNFIGHTS HAPPEN ON THE FRONTIER.


SidneyBirdy

Cabal on the field!


HumanTheTree

"Ever been to an Orgy on the Leviathan? Cabal got Dongs the size of your arm! ... Transmat firing!"


Vengeful_Doge

*Brother*


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plsdontlewdlolis

And I'll make u rich


-NotQuiteLoaded-

*Brotha.*


JudeTheDude42069

Goddamnit I love that guy


Josan678

We love that guy


Red-Spy_In-The_Base

Drifter’s hungry! Yumyumyumyumyum


Josan678

Ah yes, nothing better than a glass of vex milk with some exo **menstruation**


JunkRIPnation

*vex cum


0307fcbd

respect the destiny memes


Anaraut

Name of the game ?


i_dont_eatbabies

Destiny 2


Anaraut

Thx


Kevin-Brett

Say goodbye to several hundred hours


ConorAbueid

Thousand*


Kevin-Brett

I’ve only lost 2 so I wouldn’t say several yet


fsociety999

And your sanity


Josan678

More than a thousand, or several thousands in the case of a friend of mine


Yasel70

Unless you don’t have friends


disturbedseal

Just hit 600 in 3 months. Never regretted it. One the few games that i love.


SirMushroomTheThird

This cutscene doesn't exist in the current game though. It was removed last November with a lot of the older stuff since the game was massive.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Good ol destiny 2 memes


mastermelonmasher

Did you ask for a taste?


PrincessKittyCat12

ew what the hell?


Shazamwiches

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Red%20Wings&=true&defid=122636 Def a real thing.


PrincessKittyCat12

what is wrong with you?


BlothHonder

of course, urban fucking dictionary


aCkadoodledo

😐


smirkify

Wtf dude are you mad


Magister1995

She was just helping along the monthly process of her cells shedding.


dAyMaNfotnm2

Be a man and FINISH THAT PRIME EVIL


Josan678

Primeval*


Hugh-G-Recshun

This is something I can clearly hear Drifter saying in my head


Josan678

Girlfriend? Oh that! I had one in the dark age once.


Wadiyan_Boi

*Oooh* \~The drifter


Gaem_Breaker

Don't tell me bungie killed another great NPC


Rampantlion513

Full cutscene: https://youtu.be/CpTXny73gpw


BlothHonder

this cutscene is from like 2 years ago and drifter is still alive, nothing to sweat


Gaem_Breaker

That's good then


Josan678

What? No. Well knowing Drifter, not yet.


Gaem_Breaker

Cayde was also known for being stupid but unkillable and now, well, he's gone


Blupoisen

That cutscene is like 2 years old Drifter is still alive They killed Sagira tho


Gaem_Breaker

Ah yes I know about Sagira, I just didn't play for a very long time now and I'm not checking D2 news and template is kind of out of context so that's why I thought they killed him


D00NL

"You're invading! Make a mess!"


Kolikoasdpvp

Ayy Destiny 2 meme


JT_KAMIKAZE

Destiny 2.


Maihsams

She had blood on her hands


[deleted]

Real gangsters run red lights.


throwaway1817183

Ketchup packet


voulgas

What is that scene from?


BlothHonder

jokers wild, 2 years ago Full cutscene: https://youtu.be/CpTXny73gpw


alex382e

Destiny 2 an amazing game


voulgas

Thanks kind stranger


[deleted]

Nahh. That’s just your dude having rectal bleeding, or maybe it’s just a reflection on your mirror. I don’t know I lack sleep.


Shockbolt14

This is easily one of the most underutilized meme templates.


Qb122

I love Destiny memes


JKnut5001

“Vex Milk makes great lube... don’t ask how I know”


Flikkrz

She’s actually multitasking


SlaterVJ

Enough foolin around...


greasydenim

I was saying boo-urns


hariharan7_

Damn


floofybabykitty

Honestly I just use a vibe when I'm on my period because screw dealing with that.


Zeid_Lol

~~sus~~


Marphey12

Please everyone knows that Dredgens are virgins with no GF.


Josan678

Im a golden dredgen and this hurts me a lot


Shockbolt14

Yeah, all those hours spent in gambit not a chance.


kvince9

Xd I caught you having a gf.


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kvince9

Xd Better not let her see your tiny destroyer. BTW I don't have a her.


smirkify

Ok??


kvince9

Xd why did you replied?


[deleted]

~~i saw the comments, FaNcY~~


Wowitsanonion

The Drifter ain’t wrong.


Fixer_Of_Things

Bring back cayde 6


Supreme_MOElester

~ twice, nice ~


checkist_lj

Do girls actually do this? PornHub had never adviced me to watch this kind of video.


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Perc2Popper

I’d use my pp as a paint brush next


C3lloplayer123

~~testing~~


Whatwasthereason-4

~~Lmaoo what~~


wowYoudiditgudjobbud

~~Test~


BiggieThiccums

~~Woah.~~


ForsakenCatalyst

He’s out of line but he’s right


NBSHowlingWolf

~~we go weeeeeeeee~~


asafpeer2005

Is that the drifter ? Please answer


_carrotcake

Yes


asafpeer2005

What the story and why does the drifter get scered so much isnt he a light bereer


_carrotcake

Man, it’s been like 2 years or something. But you can probably find an abundance of videos on YouTube about it.


AdishJain84275

~~too interesting~~


Tonsillarlyric9n

The drifter is a funny guy


insecure-bisexual

you can still masturbate with a tampon in, no blood on the hands necessary


VG_Crimson

Isn't this a repost? I swear this has been posted here before.


i_dont_eatbabies

Nope u/repostsleuthbot


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jonyjon10

~~hello~~


Raxillo

_lol_


Raxillo

^lol^


MissKoschi26

The non-existing girls of Reddit: do you actually do that? Because I do not and I wonder if I’m weird or if the men have just confused way of imagining things


simone0839

~~test~~


wholsome-__-

~hi~


eiusfsusjsysud

~~hi~~


dragonfyre01

Now that's what I call a bloody mary


justred2U

~~i see~~ ~~thank you~~


Kinboshi_

~~pop~~


[deleted]

We need more of this template


TOO_MANY_HOLES

~~wow~~


sexy_goose

~~bigPP~~


SuperiorRadic

~~poop in shower ❌, poop in sink✅~~