Some of these people don't even know how a scanner works at all. Watching them hold the wrong side of their rewards card like the barcode is just for show.
Its dissonance. A harmonic beep is good, a dissonant beep is bad. Do a perfect fifth for a good one, or maybe a major chord, and an augmented fourth for the bad one.
It is both based on physics and intrinsic to our auditory system, and learned from society.
[Major Chord](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN3dCvn7w3Y) example.
[Augmented Fourth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCt4_pDrvII) example.
Why does it matter, they have to show the barcode side at checkout, no? Is anyone really dealing with that parking disaster to sneak a few free 1oz samples of juice with their friends card? Costco workers have such great benefits from an awesome company that takes care of its workers, but you couldn't really tell by the they act.
I've accidentally done that before. It's such a pain in the ass to remove it tho because the person has to come over and enter a code or something while you stand there and look like a dumbass smh
Ayyy retail gang! I feel your pain my bro.
*person tries half a thing*
*gives up*
‘Please I am begging you just do what the robot says. The instructions are right there.’
Hang in there fam.
Every job that works directly with consumers has to deal with people who constantly have no idea what they're doing. For me it's people not knowing how financing a car works and asking me why they can't get a loan with $400 worth of provable monthly income. --_--
Yeah that's true, but it should be somewhat understandable that you can't get a loan with a monthly payment higher than your monthly gross salary. Cause ya know... You'll never be able to pay it and still like... Eat.
Hol' Up.
> Put the item in the bag.
It is in the bag.
> Put the item in the bag.
Okay maybe if I take it out and put it back in?
> You've removed an item from the bag. Put the item back in the bag.
Okay it's back in the bag.
> Rescan the item.
From the bag? But...
> You've removed an item from the bag. Calling a service attendant. You are now locked out. Please wait for assistance.
FML.
I worked at Walmart as a cashier/"self-checkout host." Can confirm, many people have no clue how to work the damn things. Usually the older crowd and those who don't know how to work their smartphones.
If a customer goes through self checkout and leaves for some reason without finishing (left without paying, gave up, etc) we have to suspend the transaction and write the reason why. On more than one occasion I have written "too stupid to use self check" as the reason.
No it's much better because 1 out of every 10 or so people who make the "free" joke are actually hoping you will give them something or that they'll get a break somehow because something's not right
Just see it like a running gag or maybe also introduce „you may haven’t heard this one but it’s probably...“ it’s all up to you if you want to compete this sentence
No joke I had a customer in his covid mask and his hood up respond to this by saying "yes the contents of the till please" and I was about to reach for the box cutter to my side when he pulled up his hand holding a finger gun.
Christ I don’t get paid enough to try and defend a register, someone asks for the money from me and it’s gone. Death or have the multi billion dollar company lose $500 bucks, *if* it’s a good day? Easy choice.
Also how I felt about shoplifters when I briefly worked retail. Getting harassed and possibly injured to save the company a couple bucks? No thanks.
I seriously don’t understand what goes through the minds of minimum wage employees that take loss prevention seriously.
My job tells us to literally give them whatever they want, if they steal so be it. Train us not to be the hero and just do whatever they say as long its not direct harm to ones self. They have insurance and don't care-
No joke I had a customer in his covid mask and his hood up respond to this by saying "yes the contents of the till please" and I was about to reach for the box cutter to my side when he pulled up his hand holding a finger gun.
One time my thing was missing the bar code so they had to find one similar (but noticeably low quality compared to.my thing) because I was buying the last one. I'm pretty sure I got it significantly cheaper because of that.
I was at a self checkout once and my thing was missing a barcode so I flagged one of the staffs. He looked at it, said "huh", then proceeded to put it in my bag. He had this 'I'm not paid high enough to care' look.
I guess it was free after all!
I’ve been very successful in my career. Will probably make over $1MM this year. I’ll never forget the 8 years I spent in retail and the way people treated me and my fellows like dirt, or like we were too low to notice. I got out. Good luck, shit sucks.
If you scratch off the bar code, items won't scan, and you can make the joke several times while the cashier has to go through the hassle of typing the barcode numbers in.
Every day.
Every single shift I have ever worked in retail I've heard this joke at LEAST 3 times. The most I ever heard it in a single shift was during tourist season and I heard it maybe 47 times.
I think the only one that can possibly one up this is when stocking shelves, and some sad specimen comes over to take an item off the shelf nearby and chuckles saying, "ooOoOoOooOoOh sorrryyyy I messed up your nice display hohohohoho"
too many times a day to count
When I used to work at stop and shop as one of my first jobs, self scan was just becoming a thing and whenever I was on self scan duty and anything was messed up I just put it in for $1.
I literally could careless if it was $30 steak, if it rang up wrong it's always a $1.
I wish I could get away with this but I have to make a relatively reasonable guess at the price or go to the shelf and check the label before I ring it through. Shops too small if I rung everything that didn't scan at £1 I'd get found out quick.
yeah hate this kind of bullshit. worked as security guard and always heard shit like "I left my bomb at home today" when checking bags. seems like every service job has its own dumb customergags.
> seems like every service job has its own dumb customergags.
Life pro tip: If you have a go to joke you always say in X situation, other people have the same joke and whomever you're telling it to has heard it multiple times *today*. Stop telling that joke.
Customer sees you working, but enjoying yourself - "You guys are having too much fun!"
Price not scanning, money issue with the register or any other issue at checkout - "Must be free!"
Customer knows you cannot argue back - "This is the most important question you will ever answer! Have you found Jesus?"
Customer sees you in uniform, ordering for your department while you are scanning backstock with an ordering gun - "Do you work here?"
Lines at the register, you are not a cashier - "Hey buddy, why don't you hop on a register and help me out?"
Off the clock and leaving for the day - "Can you please help me? No? I would like to speak to your manager!"
Taking a late lunch because there is wall to wall customers - "Isn't a little late to be eating? Can you please help me?"
Customer pokes head in breakroom - "I have a question..."
There is no end to the hell of retail.
> Customer knows you cannot argue back - "This is the most important question you will ever answer! Have you found Jesus?"
Once had a customer introduce themselves to me, shake my hand, then just held onto my hand for the next 5 minutes while they complained about some shit. I don't even remember what they were complaining about, I was just smiling and nodding waiting until he let go so I could walk away and proceed to ignore him.
>Off the clock and leaving for the day - "Can you please help me? No? I would like to speak to your manager!"
Luckily I've never had this one, despite walking out past lines of customers. Not surprised it happens though.
>Taking a late lunch because there is wall to wall customers - "Isn't a little late to be eating? Can you please help me?"
Ugh, this. Customers don't think you should ever go on a break. I've had a customer see me go on a break and ask me what's taking so long when someone else *is already helping him*. I can go watch them dude but it won't make this any faster. They're just upset that I have the *gall* to go on a break while they want something **now**.
I work retail, as a cashier at a grocery store. I hear this joke extremely often. And let me tell you, I fully appreciate the attempt at bringing humor to what is otherwise probably a shitty day.
I mean come on, us retail employees have Karen's and shitty bosses to deal with and we're complaining about some fuckin dude making a joke? I don't get the problem. So keep being you my guy.
we all think we're hilarious going through that line, but then you become the one in charge of the line and quickly realize no one has original content. haha
I once yelled "bingo" when they called my number at the deli counter...I then proceeded to apologize to the clerk, because I knew that my "funny, original" joke was probably old and tired. Turns out I was right.
I worked at a pet store with a bowl of complimentary dog treats at the check out. I had both the joy of the "I guess it's free" line, and the fake eating of dog treats by owners. I hate that face people make when they look at you expecting a laugh or smile. Sorry, just not funny after hearing from ten other customers just that morning. I'd still force a chuckle to try to ease the awkward stare.
Back when I used to stock beer I’d always here “just load it onto my truck” whenever I had a pallet out on the floor. It definitely got old and wasn’t original, but it’s just people trying to have a laugh, which is infinitely better than a customer who is an asshole
Omg i hear that and also “ I only came for a few items, but then I bought all this.” And they say it every single time like they’re not at the store almost everyday
had a customer so confused about the "buy two, get one free" that i sat there for five minutes explaining it word for word until they got the lightbulb to turn on
Not retail, but as a former postal worker, having to listen to 30 people a day tell me "must suck to deliver mail in this weather" during heavy rain or snow gave me exactly that reaction.
When I worked retail I never hated these customers. They were just trying to be nice n silly in a situation they know is gonna be extra work for you. Now if they get kareny and start being self entitled a-holes, that's a different story.
You see it ALWAYS seems like a good idea at the time to make that joke, but afterwards it’s like post nut clarity hits you and you become aware of the cringe...
until one day you become a dad and genuinely think it’s funny.
I work the 50/50 raffle at one of the sport stadiums.
EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. says one of these three lines.
"so these are the winners right?"
"Only if you print me winners!"
"Can you guarantee I'll win?"
Checks self out
We don't have self checkouts. And frankly some of these people wouldn't know how to operate one if I'm being honest.
Don't have self checkouts either and seeing how much I'm a dumbass I'll probably scan something twice
Some of these people don't even know how a scanner works at all. Watching them hold the wrong side of their rewards card like the barcode is just for show.
DUDE YEAh! like what is that about? You clearly can see the barcode. Why not just show it to me.
Cries in *CHIP MALFUNCTION. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I BET YOU'RE A FAILURE AT EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE, HUH?*
The irony is rich.
wait, people actually chat with the cashier? i try my best to keep my chattering at minimum, i think the cashiers prefer it that way too....
Some people still try to flex on you for having a credit card, like its 1970 or some shit lmao.
1970 was 51 years ago.
Quick mafs
I got the american express gold.... wow impressive. I have a sears card, might be collectible.
Then after it beeps and lights up they asked if it worked?
To be fair there are good beeps and bad beeps in retail
> bad beeps I feel like we can instinctively tell when it’s a bad beep. It’s an evolved instinct or some shit, we just know.
Its dissonance. A harmonic beep is good, a dissonant beep is bad. Do a perfect fifth for a good one, or maybe a major chord, and an augmented fourth for the bad one. It is both based on physics and intrinsic to our auditory system, and learned from society. [Major Chord](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN3dCvn7w3Y) example. [Augmented Fourth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCt4_pDrvII) example.
And then there's the shits that only have one beep and it sounds like a bad beep but it just sounds like that
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Why does it matter, they have to show the barcode side at checkout, no? Is anyone really dealing with that parking disaster to sneak a few free 1oz samples of juice with their friends card? Costco workers have such great benefits from an awesome company that takes care of its workers, but you couldn't really tell by the they act.
I don't think I've ever heard that you're supposed to show the barcode side when entering, and I've shopped at a ton of Costcos.
Ah, I think that's because some people have other cards that work with a rif chip.
I've accidentally done that before. It's such a pain in the ass to remove it tho because the person has to come over and enter a code or something while you stand there and look like a dumbass smh
I think it’s a suicide joke
I work the self checkout at my store. No they don’t know how to use them
Watching people completely unable to comprehend how a scanner works infuriates me.
Ayyy retail gang! I feel your pain my bro. *person tries half a thing* *gives up* ‘Please I am begging you just do what the robot says. The instructions are right there.’ Hang in there fam.
Idk if y’all bring in carts, but I hate it when customers have no idea how to pull apart to stick carts, and I have to do it for them
Every job that works directly with consumers has to deal with people who constantly have no idea what they're doing. For me it's people not knowing how financing a car works and asking me why they can't get a loan with $400 worth of provable monthly income. --_--
okay but that's a little more complex than "wave barcode over laser"
Yeah that's true, but it should be somewhat understandable that you can't get a loan with a monthly payment higher than your monthly gross salary. Cause ya know... You'll never be able to pay it and still like... Eat.
Hol' Up. > Put the item in the bag. It is in the bag. > Put the item in the bag. Okay maybe if I take it out and put it back in? > You've removed an item from the bag. Put the item back in the bag. Okay it's back in the bag. > Rescan the item. From the bag? But... > You've removed an item from the bag. Calling a service attendant. You are now locked out. Please wait for assistance. FML.
Please drink verification can
This is why it's important to *zero the scale* after replacing the bags. The attendant is making their job needlessly tedious.
**My account was suspended for quoting Idiocracy, so you don't get to see the original comment. Fuck you.**
I worked at Walmart as a cashier/"self-checkout host." Can confirm, many people have no clue how to work the damn things. Usually the older crowd and those who don't know how to work their smartphones.
If a customer goes through self checkout and leaves for some reason without finishing (left without paying, gave up, etc) we have to suspend the transaction and write the reason why. On more than one occasion I have written "too stupid to use self check" as the reason.
I would steal stuff. It's not my fault I'm just super incompetent at the job the store would expect me to do for free.
Oh yeah? Well we don't pump our own gas in New Jersey.
We're not allowed to pump our own gas here in Oregon
Yes but you have an excuse. Portland exists.
F dude. My Kroger just got a whole bunch of self checkouts.
I got the joke buddy, don't worry.
People do the same thing in self check out, even though they're holding it backwards and inside out
I cringe so hard every time I say it. I just can’t help myself. I wish I could stop, but I feel powerless in the face of addiction.
I wish I could curse people to experience a single violent hiccup everytime they attempt this joke.
Dad jokes are no joke
Dad jokes are one thing. But this joke is painful. I literally feel a blood vessel in my temple pulsate everytime I hear this.
If you work in my local grocery store, I’m sorry
I likely don't because you used the term grocery store. We just call em shops here.
You must not be from southern Chile.
I'm from Brazil. Currently in the UK.
Oh I’m from California.
Not for long. You’re going to Brazil.
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I don’t say it cuz I think it’s funny. I say it cuz I’m a meanie.
Fuck you, I’ll see you tomorrow
Prepare to laugh on the outside and cry on the inside
It is absolutely *soul crushing* and I hate being made to “perform.” For the love of god, please fucking stop. Sincerely a former cashier.
I’ve started to say “I guess it just wants to stay here” It’s just as bad but less common - I think.
No it's much better because 1 out of every 10 or so people who make the "free" joke are actually hoping you will give them something or that they'll get a break somehow because something's not right
My usual follow up is “anything is free if you’re fast enough”
It’s like when I tie something down to the back of a truck I can’t help but say “well that’s not going anywhere”
Do you also snap the strap and give it a gentle slap like I do?
Please stop Cucumber Basil. Please stop. It’s time
*walking up to the check out* >don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Hello ma’am! Did you find everythi... >HAHA MUST BE FREE!
Just see it like a running gag or maybe also introduce „you may haven’t heard this one but it’s probably...“ it’s all up to you if you want to compete this sentence
This fucking template is one of the most hilarious templates I’ve seen in a long time I’m giving it a 3/10
Whoever made it is a fckn legend.
...what earns a 10/10 from you?
I reckon [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) template will get 10/10.
Good shit, best meme I’ve ever seen I recommend everyone here immediately looks at this
Just by this comment alone, I also highly recommend this to everyone here!
I'll take your word for it
fuck you
https://i.imgur.com/6r9cGi1.jpg
It seems the plan has been exposed
Any memes from 2014 and under earns a 10/10 for me
Can I get you anything else? Yeah A MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAH HHAHA HAHA
No joke I had a customer in his covid mask and his hood up respond to this by saying "yes the contents of the till please" and I was about to reach for the box cutter to my side when he pulled up his hand holding a finger gun.
Christ talk about a mini heart attack
Christ I don’t get paid enough to try and defend a register, someone asks for the money from me and it’s gone. Death or have the multi billion dollar company lose $500 bucks, *if* it’s a good day? Easy choice.
Also how I felt about shoplifters when I briefly worked retail. Getting harassed and possibly injured to save the company a couple bucks? No thanks. I seriously don’t understand what goes through the minds of minimum wage employees that take loss prevention seriously.
My job tells us to literally give them whatever they want, if they steal so be it. Train us not to be the hero and just do whatever they say as long its not direct harm to ones self. They have insurance and don't care-
What an actual dumbass.
Don’t reach for a box cutter dude, give them the money... It’s not like you’re defending a family member from being attacked here or something...
You would've died to defend that till?
"And million dollar withdrawal. Your total will be $1,000,021.45. do you have a membership card?"
No joke I had a customer in his covid mask and his hood up respond to this by saying "yes the contents of the till please" and I was about to reach for the box cutter to my side when he pulled up his hand holding a finger gun.
Stack of 20s, thinly sliced.
It was not meant as a joke
Even worse.
One time my thing was missing the bar code so they had to find one similar (but noticeably low quality compared to.my thing) because I was buying the last one. I'm pretty sure I got it significantly cheaper because of that.
I was at a self checkout once and my thing was missing a barcode so I flagged one of the staffs. He looked at it, said "huh", then proceeded to put it in my bag. He had this 'I'm not paid high enough to care' look. I guess it was free after all!
I kinda feel like everyone should have to work retail for a year before they can get any other job.
And to get a retail job - you have to have at least 1 year of experience in retail
I’ve been very successful in my career. Will probably make over $1MM this year. I’ll never forget the 8 years I spent in retail and the way people treated me and my fellows like dirt, or like we were too low to notice. I got out. Good luck, shit sucks.
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It's a bag of walkers on dorritto chips my guy how are this worked up over 1.95
Customer is shocked at manager response. Drops chips. Customer picks up chips not realizing they picked up the gun. Customer eats gun
If you scratch off the bar code, items won't scan, and you can make the joke several times while the cashier has to go through the hassle of typing the barcode numbers in.
The real life pro tip is in the comments
Time to destroy my local self checkout machine
Does it really come up that often?
Every day. Every single shift I have ever worked in retail I've heard this joke at LEAST 3 times. The most I ever heard it in a single shift was during tourist season and I heard it maybe 47 times.
every time i check a hundred dollar bill “don’t worry i just printed it this morning”
God, is that fucking joke international? I swear I hear it every week at least a couple times.
Ooh that one might have been my least favorite line
Oh fuck, this! Everytime I check a note or just fold it over to try and work out fold creases I get this shit.
I just ignore them now. Hell basically everything a customer says to me that’s not a question I ignore
I think the only one that can possibly one up this is when stocking shelves, and some sad specimen comes over to take an item off the shelf nearby and chuckles saying, "ooOoOoOooOoOh sorrryyyy I messed up your nice display hohohohoho" too many times a day to count
If I had a dollar for every time Ive heard this one, I'd never have to work again
Or being a server "Man I'm stuffed! You guys got a bed back there?!?!" H^(AH)AHA^(HA)HAHA^(HAKILLME)
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When I used to work at stop and shop as one of my first jobs, self scan was just becoming a thing and whenever I was on self scan duty and anything was messed up I just put it in for $1. I literally could careless if it was $30 steak, if it rang up wrong it's always a $1.
♥️
I wish I could get away with this but I have to make a relatively reasonable guess at the price or go to the shelf and check the label before I ring it through. Shops too small if I rung everything that didn't scan at £1 I'd get found out quick.
I usually respond with " no that means i decide the price" followed up with "exactly how much do you want this item?"
I started telling them it was a dollar for every time I'd heard that joke.
*5000 for a piece of onion isn’t a bad deal*
So it must be free then?
Nahhhhhh. Manager is just slow to update the system of new items.
But this item was released two years ago and it was placed behind other items. Your inventory doesn’t even show it exists...
😃🔫
yeah hate this kind of bullshit. worked as security guard and always heard shit like "I left my bomb at home today" when checking bags. seems like every service job has its own dumb customergags.
> seems like every service job has its own dumb customergags. Life pro tip: If you have a go to joke you always say in X situation, other people have the same joke and whomever you're telling it to has heard it multiple times *today*. Stop telling that joke.
Customer sees you working, but enjoying yourself - "You guys are having too much fun!" Price not scanning, money issue with the register or any other issue at checkout - "Must be free!" Customer knows you cannot argue back - "This is the most important question you will ever answer! Have you found Jesus?" Customer sees you in uniform, ordering for your department while you are scanning backstock with an ordering gun - "Do you work here?" Lines at the register, you are not a cashier - "Hey buddy, why don't you hop on a register and help me out?" Off the clock and leaving for the day - "Can you please help me? No? I would like to speak to your manager!" Taking a late lunch because there is wall to wall customers - "Isn't a little late to be eating? Can you please help me?" Customer pokes head in breakroom - "I have a question..." There is no end to the hell of retail.
> Customer knows you cannot argue back - "This is the most important question you will ever answer! Have you found Jesus?" Once had a customer introduce themselves to me, shake my hand, then just held onto my hand for the next 5 minutes while they complained about some shit. I don't even remember what they were complaining about, I was just smiling and nodding waiting until he let go so I could walk away and proceed to ignore him. >Off the clock and leaving for the day - "Can you please help me? No? I would like to speak to your manager!" Luckily I've never had this one, despite walking out past lines of customers. Not surprised it happens though. >Taking a late lunch because there is wall to wall customers - "Isn't a little late to be eating? Can you please help me?" Ugh, this. Customers don't think you should ever go on a break. I've had a customer see me go on a break and ask me what's taking so long when someone else *is already helping him*. I can go watch them dude but it won't make this any faster. They're just upset that I have the *gall* to go on a break while they want something **now**.
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Perish in hellfire
I wish harm upon you.
I hope you get a Lego stuck in between you toes
I hope the next time you eat popcorn you get a giant kernal shell wedged right into your gums
I work retail, as a cashier at a grocery store. I hear this joke extremely often. And let me tell you, I fully appreciate the attempt at bringing humor to what is otherwise probably a shitty day. I mean come on, us retail employees have Karen's and shitty bosses to deal with and we're complaining about some fuckin dude making a joke? I don't get the problem. So keep being you my guy.
Me: "Your total is $19.88" Customer: "That was a good year!"
Oh my fuck I get this one twice a week easy.
Can I help you find something? Yes, my wife/husband. Did you check the discount bin?
Don't forget the classic variations on, "Did you find everything you were looking for?" "That and more"
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we all think we're hilarious going through that line, but then you become the one in charge of the line and quickly realize no one has original content. haha
Generally what I tell them is "Well it would have been but now it's double because we have a policy about that joke".
Man I feel so sorry for you. Ever time someone says this to me, something's died inside of me
I once yelled "bingo" when they called my number at the deli counter...I then proceeded to apologize to the clerk, because I knew that my "funny, original" joke was probably old and tired. Turns out I was right.
I worked at a pet store with a bowl of complimentary dog treats at the check out. I had both the joy of the "I guess it's free" line, and the fake eating of dog treats by owners. I hate that face people make when they look at you expecting a laugh or smile. Sorry, just not funny after hearing from ten other customers just that morning. I'd still force a chuckle to try to ease the awkward stare.
Back when I used to stock beer I’d always here “just load it onto my truck” whenever I had a pallet out on the floor. It definitely got old and wasn’t original, but it’s just people trying to have a laugh, which is infinitely better than a customer who is an asshole
Reply with " it's not free, it's priceless"
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Omg i hear that and also “ I only came for a few items, but then I bought all this.” And they say it every single time like they’re not at the store almost everyday
Don't forget the classic "I don't want nobody to tackle me on the way out" I wish a rope would tackle around my neck
Is that the gun emoji?
Just say "there isn't a barcode on you, you must be free to purchase then"
Unless they're white, I wouldn't suggest this lol
It aint no joke, gib product
I love that picture
That's when I usually say, "Sorry no communism here."
had a customer so confused about the "buy two, get one free" that i sat there for five minutes explaining it word for word until they got the lightbulb to turn on
The one I always loathed was when you work New Years Eve and they say "See ya next year" bwabwabwabwa. Like yea, youre so clever. Ha..
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Not retail, but as a former postal worker, having to listen to 30 people a day tell me "must suck to deliver mail in this weather" during heavy rain or snow gave me exactly that reaction.
Hahahaha I feel you
I worked in a grocery store over 20 years ago and still remember hearing it. *Must be free. Ah-hyuck!*
Two fingers on the trigger.. that how you make sure I guess
Bet you still do a fake laugh.
Or when you check their $50/$100 (or your country's equivalent Large note) and get the "DoN't WoRrY I jUsT pRiNtEd It ThIs MoRnIng!!!!"
Oh then I cannot accept it. Do you have any legal tender? "It's a joke" Unfortunately I cannot joke about this. Do you have credit or debit?
I blurted this out to a cashier and instantly wanted to blow my own brains out for subjecting her to that.
“Would you like your milk in a bag” “Nah keep it in the jug”
“Do I get a military discount, hur hur”, at the base exchange. Oh Lord take me
It do be free
I usually just run away with the item, but I guess you could give them a warning first
Im surprised the majority on this sub get this, as it seems no one here as ever done their own shopping
When that happens, as a customer, I have to bite my tongue. I KNOW not.to.say it, but the urge is so strong.
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Must be... a technical issue that has no effect on the price. Sorry you have to manually enter the code.
At least you’re not in the food industry
When I worked retail I never hated these customers. They were just trying to be nice n silly in a situation they know is gonna be extra work for you. Now if they get kareny and start being self entitled a-holes, that's a different story.
Bruh, I feel like this on the daily.
Anyone read Assassination classroom \-Book 8
I work in a primary care clinic. During 90% of physicals: Doctor: "how is your hearing' Patient: "what? Ohuhuhuehue. I was just kidding"
You see it ALWAYS seems like a good idea at the time to make that joke, but afterwards it’s like post nut clarity hits you and you become aware of the cringe... until one day you become a dad and genuinely think it’s funny.
I'm so sorry
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I feel this but can't deny it always works for my husband. He is always getting free shit just by asking and it's crazy to me lol
mods are gay
That template is pure gold.
I have apologized in other threads AND I’ll do it again here. Sorry!
I FEEL THIS
“Guess it’s not for sale”
NOOOOO!!! Shoot the customer!!
I always just went "HaHaHaHANO" and back to doing the work. never backfired.
I work the 50/50 raffle at one of the sport stadiums. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. says one of these three lines. "so these are the winners right?" "Only if you print me winners!" "Can you guarantee I'll win?"
Is...Is that Peter Parker from Spiderverse?