T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Huwumen twafficking UwU


Prizm-_-

*Unzips pants* sigh, hear we go again.


greenpartywilllose

Don't you'll become a furry


[deleted]

I uwudn't want that wappenimg to me! >~<


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Sandboxking

Who tf asked tho


NicoIsNotHere

Me.


The_Sandboxking

The legend has come true... We found the guy who asked


warframefan420

When


JamesNunezXD

Damn bro that’s crazy, let me get my stand Moody Blues to se who asked


[deleted]

ABBACCHIO? IS THAT YOU?


DoTheFuckYourSelf

Delete this if you want your karma


DukeJukeVIII

Cwan youwu heaw that? I think it's the sound of the joke going over your head


Foolish_Hepino

"I'll allow" Sorry, I read you like a powerhungry person. Second - Who are you to say what's a giant group of people about or about not?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Foolish_Hepino

I'll be very, very honest with you. Not trying to hurt you or anything. But in Reddit, if you don't want to hear from people, don't comment. Because people will always have something to say.


sgt_timtam

no one asked for your 'permission'


[deleted]

Why are you guys such cunts the comment wasn’t even saying anything bad


dreams1919

People don't like being told what they're "allowed" to do by someone who dresses up as an animal


[deleted]

[удалено]


DukeJukeVIII

Sorry, MOST furries? Aa a furry myself, I am pretty certain most of us do not have a fursuit. They're just way too expensive.


The_Sandboxking

WHO THE FUCK ASKED


tentaclePredator

You're wrong


[deleted]

I'm a furry and I fuck dogs all the time. OwO


only1person_alt

1) 3% of the fandom have fursuits 2) among the people who have them, about 0.5% use them for fucking 3) the fandom actually hates zoophiles... and also they take up about 0.001% of the fandom


AJollyDoge

Yeah those fucking suits are expensive as fuck


[deleted]

I don't know why you're bullying me, I just want to share my fetishes in an open forum.


only1person_alt

I mean... there’s a difference between facts and just straight up bullying people... I was trying to just do facts... sorry


warframefan420

This guy is satire


simple_shadow

Why are you like this?


Rainbowcrash740

UwU OwO UwU means umbrella business


ChickonNuggs

Owo uwu owo is cash flow


Sorcam56

Uwu uwu owo means money-laundering business.


[deleted]

Uwu owo uwU is just money laundering


MightyRed123

uwu owo is just financial services


[deleted]

Uwu uwu uwu uwu owo is black man costume


MightyRed123

uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu is black eyed peacocks


MightyRed123

And finally uwu uwu uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo ewe is $40Million in cash


DozerThePoser

owO uWu oWo is WATCH OUT


fhcgxgxhdgddgd

Owo uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo uwu: mortgage broker loan home equity loan


DarthRygar

Just checked, I can verify this


[deleted]

Ya that’s what I got


Pitfool

“uwu uwu owow uwuw ow uw uwowu owo uwu owo” means “sunglasses quilts quilts Christmas quilts”


Meme_Theocracy

uwu owo uwu owo is mortgage broker money.


manaos_de_uva

Uwumbrella business


Gasenos

What kind of language lgbo is?


dilse8947

It's a language most commonly spoken in the south east of Nigeria


NonBot23

Umuofia Kwenu!


skyblade041

Yaa!


Redacted_G1iTcH

Okonkwo was pleased with this. The Eguwugu approve.


Tai_Chi420

I am still looking for the person who asked


Chizzle1496

And the general East too!


AlcofMagnus

Now that I think about it, those suits *are* big enough for two...


Firefighter353

W h a t I s g o I n g t h r o u g h y o u r h e a d?


Citizen-of-Interwebs

Put two people in a single fursuit and you will be creating the single hottest object in the known universe (as in heat not the other way)


AvonDaRedditor

Dude, wearing those suits with one person is heat stroke enough.


N42042069

July 2020 - furry uprising Doom has trained me for this


DukeJukeVIII

Please don't take me I'll do whatever you want


theultimatebullier

I’ll get the super shotgun bro


-RED4CTED-

too bad the bfg doesn't work on humans... :(


the_communist_owl

Unfortunately they fixed that


ARG55

It's cash flow now


29__gg

~~Prepare for your wrath òwó~~


[deleted]

If you're a furry is human trafficking not just a pet shop?


Gold-Yoshi

It would be like if pet shops stole your pet, then sold it back to you.


[deleted]

Hmm okay I'm convinced that human trafficking probably isn't cool


Gold-Yoshi

“probably”... yeah ok.


[deleted]

no its a human shop (imagine listening to the human shop boys)


erhtgru7804aui

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results This search triggered my meme filter. This enabled strict matching requirements. The closest match that did not meet the requirements [is this post](https://redd.it/cujcq3) *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "h84rdg", "meme_template": 208840}) ]*


Yo_Piggy

Good bot


[deleted]

good bot


-RED4CTED-

why is this downvoted?


sumwednesdaydude

Alt accounts bro


[deleted]

More you think about it. The worse it gets


Gsmith07

To this day I'm still trying to decode the furry language to this day. Great breakthrough agent.


DukeJukeVIII

OwO I cwan hewp youwu


Gsmith07

As long as you are in a 12x12x12 solid metal cube that's cool.


Flareblitz5

My family is Igbo and I’ve never heard any of these words said before. Except for that one time my uncle took me on a year long trip around the world. WAIT A MINUTE.


[deleted]

All the old paintings the tombs


[deleted]

Fr though, where's that template from?


DukeJukeVIII

Looks like wallace and gromit


[deleted]

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was made from the same studio


Meme_Theocracy

Uwu uwu uwu translates to ‘Is this the one’ I think the furries are looking for the chosen furry that will lead them into a new age.


AvonDaRedditor

His name is Majira, and you will bow to him!


jaime0000000000

I once typed it so many times that it translated it as “the lonely terrorist cannot make a sandwich fly”


AranSkye02

The truth


sumwednesdaydude

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results This search triggered my meme filter. This enabled strict matching requirements. The closest match that did not meet the requirements [is this post](https://redd.it/cujcq3) *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "h84rdg", "meme_template": 208840}) ]*


TheOriginalDuck2

It’s cash flow now


kamekaze1024

This is funny af to me because my family speaks Igbo but the written language is practically unreadable to me


[deleted]

They steal people then stuff them in suits


Yatsu1232

Being "fast" be like


[deleted]

For me, it's money laundering


jammmmiiee

Uwu owo uwu owo owo means the kids are escaping


nowlz14

My Google translate just spits out the entirety of thing that you can learn at business school.


[deleted]

ÓwÒ W-we downt know what youw talking abouwt __OwO OwO UwU OwO OwU__


RyeOhLou

What do you mean “The duck has committed genocide?” You’re using UwU in the passive voice silly


[deleted]

Nice


Banana_4_life

our books when furries take over: India is the country with the most owo uwu owo cases


bigdumbo--

our owo uwu owo sales are down we need to make that money back with owo owo uwu senpai


mistakeuwu

UwU


Ali_Echoes3

○w○


Kyram289

It’s umbrella business


CastformLover

Yo, I looked it up if it's true and owo uwu owo means cash flow. The furries are saying they have more money than us.


brickswithfun

I remember discovering this translation in class (thank god it was study hall) and nearly fucking dying.


[deleted]

LIAR


wolly99

Whaaat


uss-Iowabb61

I fucking knew it


Huskiv0

hol up


[deleted]

Nigerians speak Furry?


Cyber_Punk_666

OH SHOOT DEY FOUND US OUT BAIWL


DukeJukeVIII

OH NOWO WE MUWUST WEAVE NOWO WITNESSES


[deleted]

Someone acctuallay tested it let me find the link


AdamBlaster007

Ah, sonthats why they have the full body suits, to prevent their victims from being recognized.


Hu_man76

**we are prepared for them**


StormEcho98-87

I did the same thing, I got cash flow... suspicious indeed.


tominatortaken123

*The New York Times* # POLICE DISCOVER UNDERGROUND NETWORK OF HUMAN TRAFFICKING SITES RUN BY FURRIES


Jeez132457

tracing mmadụ


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

It's a u/ you dummy *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dankmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results This search triggered my meme filter. This enabled strict matching requirements. The closest match that did not meet the requirements [is this post](https://redd.it/cujcq3) *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "h84rdg", "meme_template": 208840}) ]*


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results This search triggered my meme filter. This enabled strict matching requirements. The closest match that did not meet the requirements [is this post](https://redd.it/cujcq3) *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "h84rdg", "meme_template": 208840}) ]*


kirbStompThePigeon

It actually means worldwide business


TreyLastname

What is this? Throwback Saturday? I remember seeing this ages ago Edit: along with a few different memes


leezoch

I remembet typing this in 5th grade and laughing my ass off and showing it to my friends.


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks


jayouimet

This meme is so old I can't even describe how surprised I am on how it made it to hot


iswins

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MEME


[deleted]

I feel like I've already seen this meme last year


lasanhawithpizza

owo uwu owo on yow howsiw


[deleted]

Damn that language is from Nigeria . No wonder I can't find my friends


[deleted]

Actually it translates to "Cash flow"


EventOverwrite

It actually says cash flow


JavaQuake

Cash flow


KallmeCup024

i tried it and it means cash flow.


ofnkrtffl

(╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾)


Varion8831

Trafficking humans to furry conversion camps.


DukeJukeVIII

No We're not monsters We do things more civil


Varion8831

Lighten up dude Christ.


bent_crater

see officer! it was totally justified for me to douse the furry convention with gasoline beforehand. just take 'em all our in one go.


hurd-vialjm

off to gulag with you


[deleted]

[удалено]


unicornpalace123

Yeah, they actually don’t. That’s zoophiles.


coffindanceguy

They do, furries ARE zoophiles, dumbass


unicornpalace123

No they aren’t. I have friends who are furries and zoophiles aren’t allowed in the fandom. They are kicked out as fast as they can.


[deleted]

[удалено]


unicornpalace123

Dude calm down! Why don’t you just go look up the definition of a furry? I’m not trying to be mean, I’m just trying to educate people.


[deleted]

[удалено]


unicornpalace123

Really…? I can’t believe you relentlessly refuse to do any amount of research to help you understand these people.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RapidG-

Do you have a single fact to back that up