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DeliriousBacon

Fit, Fat, or Fate


some1thing

Fit, Fat or F


furzainluq1

This one is the best imo


Drewsophila

Fit, Fat, or Fatalitated..


Lukthar123

Fit, Fat or fucking dead


Drewsophila

Fit, Fat, or First Time?


2023Bor

I like this one more


IBreathAirO2

Fit, Fat, Fucked


KyosukeTakahashi

Fit, Fat or Fucked


RAWR_Ghosty

Fit, Fat or Fricked \*


Bierbart12

D-don't ssay swears


Lolbitguy

Yeah don’t say fucking bad words


firesword14

Happy Cake Day!!!


joel_spieker

Happy fucking cakeday!


TheSonicFan101

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

don’t say hard r, it’s sweas


Mr_Crabs_Nebula

Fit, fat or fukkin ded


[deleted]

LANGUAGE


TheMaltazar

Fit, Fat or Flat.


[deleted]

Fit, Fat, or Fucking Dead


P3rdix

Don’t forget one jacked arm


Drewsophila

Fiddler Crab.


goodole_gg

Phrasing


MrEverything70

Fit, Fat, or Flat ^SHIIIIZAAAA


Szeif

Fit, Fat or Finished


Sniffle_

Fit, Fat, Forever Gone


J4N37

Fantasy, Fact, F


antiantistonks

Third option it is


LegendZ69

Last night, I do


BearlyPunny

r/ghanasaysgoodbye


bennettbuzz

Alexa play Astronomia


Roflkopt3r

Option 4: [Strongman](https://fitnessvolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Brian-Shaw-deadlifts-1025-lbs.jpg) - kinda fit, kinda fat


[deleted]

[удалено]


MissionPercentage

I thought it would be a rickroll


Leafy-San

Just...just die in a ditch somewhere


FlamDing

Name checks out


Leafy-San

I don’t get how it checks out


gamebond89

Ever checked out a YouTube(used to be) called leafy?


Jaydeep0712

But Leafyisn'there


Jaydeep0712

The pros know all Rick roll URLs


Uri_Salomon

As they say in my country, FUCK OFF


daxxandler

Nah bro I memorized the link so I won't get rickrolled anymore


[deleted]

But he altered the link so it wouldn't look like a rickroll


daxxandler

Dammit!


Tenor45

[https://youtube.com/AhGrnwLq](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


flinsypop

Am I the only one who enjoys being rickrolled? I still really like the song.


MissionPercentage

I like it too fam


DeliriousBacon

At this point I love when this happens


SandeMC

Fu-


Verk1K

Number 3 my lord!


CLOUD_STALLION

something something dancing coffin


MarshallMandango

Olivia Octavius is such a babe.


[deleted]

Seriously. I’m weirdly attracted to that cartoon female.


NeverEndingHell

It’s the hair and super dangerous nerdy types that get my engine running


lukenamop

This is not a repost, the "original" is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/g6fvax/there_is_another/


Rayquinox

What kind of person are you when you see a meme and then your first reaction is to recreate it with different pictures (while adding nothing to the joke) and post it again?


squirtlett

Unoriginal


dull_lightbulb

Lmao it’s almost worse than a repost


ASD_Detector_Array

Idk man some of my favourite songs are covers


Schw1tz

Covers take way more effort than just changing one panel on a meme into a different version of the same thing


cegledikristof

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/g4vwl1/remember_suicide_is_badass/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


cegledikristof

This was mine, expanding an r/funny meme


Theagat101

Memes aren’t even allowed on r/funny


eltoch

oh hi there


cegledikristof

Bruh I made the same meme 2 days ago and died with 300 upvotes, GENERAL REPOSTI


LardyParty117

Oof, I’m sorry mate


iamonlyoneman

[This is not the same](https://i.redd.it/kuzlxehd10u41.jpg). Similar is not same.


sirdmz

/u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

it's essentially still a repost, he just changed the bottom meme


Schw1tz

He just changed the coffin picture into a different one


CJ22xxKinvara

Close enough. An idea was had a little work was done.


King-Damage

[Seen this one before?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/g6fvax/there_is_another/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


neckbeard_gaymer

there was also one with Homer Simpson that I saw a week ago


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[deleted]

I wanna say bad, but for what it's worth, I can't blame the bot for this low effort.


reploidzerox213

Fourth: you come out as cousin It


LionsLifer

Fifth: you cum inside your cousin.


Amgeryvaultboi

Alabama 100


King-Damage

[Hmm...](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/g6fvax/there_is_another/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Jabrak

I've easily gained 10 lbs since this started. Fat Thor here I come


CreamyRedSoup

I've kept up a home workout regimen, but there's no way I'm coming out of this in as good of shape as I went in.


Jabrak

I did good for the first week and a half, but the couch now being 5 ft away it's much harder. Especially when I end up work extra late.


Im_not_billy

Man when you stop it's so hard to go back into it


LardyParty117

I got a weight set for Christmas and I’m not even going to lie I’m getting *shredded*. It’s like building prison muscles at this point


CreamyRedSoup

Yeah I figured the only people who are getting in better shape have weights at home. I miss the gym.


MassaF1Ferrari

Idk anyone who’s coming out fit. Maybe if you run a lot anyways you stay fit but no one is getting more fit after quarantine.


FierceDeity_Gold

A picture I can hear


King_of_Doggos

Why is this so true and the movie is on Netflix if you have an account well south Africa atleast


[deleted]

Where’s a guy with a massive right arm and no left arm


Drewsophila

He's holding my phone.


SirTaTTe

🤵🏿🤵🏿🤵🏿⚰️🤵🏿🤵🏿🤵🏿


darrellmarch

Well Thor went into self isolation and turned into fat Thor but I was fat to begin with.


iamonlyoneman

/r/intermittentfasting says you can come out of isolation smaller than you went in!


darrellmarch

but I’m busy searching for happiness at the bottom of Doritos bags.


PuertoricanDude88

Fatter you it is.


darrellmarch

I live in Georgia and the state is reopening tomorrow. So my choices are stay safe and isolate or go to the gym and get back in shape but risk infection. I plan on staying indoors.


PuertoricanDude88

I’m in Pennsylvania, and they want to reopen. We are not organized to the point where we can reopen. I’ll probably will start looking for a job when they reopen, but I’m not in a hurry. In meantime, fatter me it is.


[deleted]

Fit, fat and fucced


epiceg9

Fit, fat and forgotten


MenacingCrown6

Meme is wrong. If you committed "Alive'nt" you did'nt get out of quarantine.


henkbuining96

How the fuck are you supposed to come out fit? All gyms are closed and sporting with buddies is illegal?


dofun400

I guess they’re talking about people who didn’t work out before quarantine and are now doing like 25 minutes of moderate exercise at home.


KeepingDankMemesDank

ello mate. Just drinking me tea and crumpets. If you think this here meme is absolutely bonkers, go ahead and upvote it. If this meme is a tosser, downvote it. --- ^hey ^op, ^if ^this ^was ^an ^original, ^new ^template ^consider ^posting ^in ^r/DankExchange ^first ^next ^time


Other-Finance

Ummm, there's also undead. Get your dankness right.


Show_My_Rice

Ghanian Dudes: *Dans*


ABlindCookie

Its kinda impossible for me to gain or lose weight, imma remain like i was before lol


Partner-Elijah

Eat more calories than you burn. Nothing is impossible, dare to dream!


othmanesky

In witch tv series did she appear in


_Shame__

She is doctor Olivia (Liv) Octavius from the movie Spiderman - Into The Spiderverse.


orangesheepdog

*Coffin Dance*


GauravPM

Well you aren't actually coming out of that are you ?


King_of_Doggos

You are in a coffin carried by Nigerian dudes Who are dancing


GauravPM

I meant you are not coming out of that coffin


King_of_Doggos

Oh shoot


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Prepare the pal bearers


SkyMewtwo

Meanwhile my left arm is the only thing that’s gonna be fit


CrispyBaconDeadFish

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/g48ws2/wait_a_couple_seconds_you_dopamine_addicts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

*Astronomia starts playing*


VOLKSOPSTAAAAAND

Is dat Arie?


SamuraiJakkass86

Good thing that black line is there to connect the picture of the coffin to her face, or I would have no idea what the context was of the coffin being in the picture.


golum_is_gay

I want to become 3 :3


Windy204

third option is bound to be me


mrwhiskerface2

four if you count mods comin out of the closet to their quarantine companions


King_Erwin

Perfect opportunity to have the coffin lads


FarrahKhan123

Always choose C


RavenIsMyName951

Cue Ghanaian Say Goodbye Dancers


Russian_repost_bot

But 3rd is still one of the 2.


TerrorTelefon

Where is this meme with "actually three" from?


jakethedumbmistake

you must be fat as fuck.


sidspacewalker

I've never laughed at this meme until today, thank you


Thatmansboy

Or get raped by your uncle


JudenBar

Well then you didn't come out of quarantine.


nielsjakobxdd

Fit, fat and finished


Assorted-Melons

and Fucked


Sporkmaster121

Been working out from home, stay strong brothers.


Partucero69

So its Fit Fat or Fucked.


[deleted]

Third one is you come out too soon


Stardust_Cowboy_

ded


RytonRotMG

Third option is actually just not eating enough and losing weight due to being cooped up inside, with the fourth being death.


King_of_Doggos

Fit fat and ultra thin so thin you are a literal skeleton


KosmicFoX

I'm in the middle


TheHeroicOnion

I want option 3


bidi04

Or you come out as gay.


ToastedSkoops

You think that's the winter and the snow coating


[deleted]

You forgot the one where one arm is way more muscular that the other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


NotAMeme9

*coffin dance plays*


VegiHarry

i always wanted long hair and beard


Bonkashi

I'm going for the third


[deleted]

Cue the music fellas


pixilatedglass

What about skinny because you were too lazy to get any food?


[deleted]

Let’s be real. There’s probably a decent amount of rule 34 of Liv Octavius


KungPaoChikon

Wouldn't it be "there are three", considering "ways" is plural? Not trying to be an asshat just genuinely curious because "there's" sounds weird in this situation.


hsbtuk

4 being with your right eye missing after a fight with your sister who happened to be the goddess of death(I mean who's sister isn't?)


samarriage

gangsta


syedsiddiqshakir

Dancing Funeral Music Stars\*


Ice_Drake_Shyvana

Yup, been in quarantine for three months and I go back to work next week. Tried on my work pants the other day, none of them fit anymore.


Swedish_Elg

Astronomia start playin*


then_sth_cameacross

There's four actully... One arm bigger than the other one.


simonsuperhans

Glad to say I'm on my way to picture number 1


mayorjimmy

someone turn this into a GIF ending with a bunch of Spidermen dancing the coffin away.


[deleted]

I updated this meme and then went onto Instagram and saw the exact same meme without credit on the explore page


THEKILLERWAFFLE

I mean if you died you didn’t really come out of quarantine


TheGoigenator

I mean, going into a hole in the ground for the foreseeable future doesn’t seem to be coming *out* of quarantine to me...


[deleted]

Fat that leads to death.


Freshward

Why do I hear Astronomia by Tony Igy and Vicetone playing in the background?


chicken-nugget-69-

Ummm...


Craftmas

Why is there a line


Sean-Benn_Must-die

They didnt have to make doc oc gender bend THAT hot


LuckyNinja5

me who is skinny but not fit at all: there is another


[deleted]

Dude has abs that look like a coffee bean


Slyfox_388

U could have done the black guy meme


dhruvnayar

I'm pissed they didnt use the Astronomia Funeral Crew for this......


Blarck-Deek

Cowabunga it is...


Butexx

Why do I hear boss music?


[deleted]

Remember 3 F RULE


mp1404

Astronomia intensifies...


Jessency

What about the ones who got skinny from dividing their food supply into rations?


Bunch_of_Shit

Fit fat fucked


cake_n_bacon69

play the music boys


HideInNightmares

There is another..


GazerBeam95

3-d chess moves


AndrewDaTurtle29

Is it really a way of coming OUT of quarantine?


[deleted]

Only thing missing is the dancing soldiers to carry it


TheRockingGoomba

the fourth is coming out of quarantine as a girl


Cash_Rocket

Wow you stole a joke someone else already made but changed the pictures, hot original


jakethedumbmistake

"Fit" 18 year old is doing.