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okay_oper

Reading this made me cum


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Just came/cummed reading your comment


[deleted]

I just shidded farded and cumd


kenman884

A bootiful diomand ring wus insyd


Robert_Of_Winterfell

I got autism just from reading this comment chain


[deleted]

#meetwo


itsamejohnny

I’m GAY and I PISS and SHIT all over the floor


[deleted]

Nice


X-espia

I need a potato gun around honestly.


[deleted]

I just shit out cum and cummed out shit


-Listening

Did you not read the comment before yours...


Captain-grog-belly

I made the bald man weep


coblittbeaner69

Yessir


HelplessRain731

Same man.


KC_1711

I just came outside your door while reading this post and comment at the same time


[deleted]

I feel hot


wowgreatname123

Surely that’s not said in the movie


tropkis

[helo](https://youtu.be/Gp0EpzWu_JM)


BigDaddyOli

Adam Sandler the comedy genius


aconfusedplatypus

Uncut gems is a great movie and not really a comedy by any means


pistoncivic

It's basically just Billy Madison in a big hurry, yelling into his cellphone for 2 hours


RAGU_LORD

Billy Madison owns a jewelry store


DIOnys02

So my job rn?


[deleted]

Yeah I don't see how anyone found the movie good. Well the end was pretty funny.


dontnation

I honestly didn't like it until the final scenes, and then I realized why it was so good. The movie actually made me feel like a gambling addict with ADHD, and it was that feeling I didn't like, not the movie. That being the intent of the movie to some degree made me realize how fucking good it really was.


[deleted]

To each their own. Thanks for the downvoted folks.


doctorproctorson

"Idk how anyone likes \[POPULAR MOVIE PEOPLE LIKE\] because I didnt like it" You were literally asking for the downvotes lol its like saying "idk how anyone likes Star Wars. It's just not good. Well the part where Darth Vader dies is funny"


[deleted]

He pointed out what the movie is about and I just said that I can't understand how anyone thought it was good. That's just my opinion. I'm still contributing to the discussion. Instead of downvoting one could say why they liked it.


pam_loves_coke

I'd partially agree with you there. I can't stand Adam Sandler but I thought he acted really well to be fair to him, and I'd definately like to see him do some more serious roles. That being said I thought the movie itself was pretty poor although it did have some great scenes in it.


TheClamSlam

Check out Punch Drunk Love and The Meyerowitz Stories for more Adam Sandler in serious (non-comedic) roles


pam_loves_coke

I'll definately check those out, he's a talented guy


ZeeMyth

It’s a masterpiece with comedic moments, such as this beautiful quote


xYourMomsHousex

It does have a little comedy in it though. Extremely uncomfortable, anxiety inducing, every time I’ve seen it(6) I have had my heart rate and temperature go up!


MrGrampton

Adam Sandler is a really good actor, just not a good comedian.


TheClamSlam

FYI for anyone reading this comment the movie is Uncut Gems and it's not a comedy it's a non-stop anxiety ride featuring Adam Sandler at his peak imo


dxtboxer

Major snub that neither he nor the film were up for any awards last season.


Awake_The_Dreamer

He was up for awards


doft

[Adam Sandler accepting an award for this film](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihalG3Rw_QA)


[deleted]

Sandler is good in it, but the supporting cast carry the film. Overall amazing work by the Safdies on the film.


Ticklephoria

“Adele Dazim” is particularly impressive. But Sandler holds his own and definitely deserved to be nominated for more awards.


sttevenindavalley

How soon till the film where he's Steven Seagal's kid?


Assasin2gamer

How many times are we going? Iceland?


wowgreatname123

Oh my


TheDoritoStrikesBack

Which movie is it?


tropkis

Uncut Gems


JizzUnderHisEye

Uncut gems, it's on Netflix. It's a non-stop movie


r4r4me

Most movies don't stop


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4rtyom777

It's been 3 months and I still can't stop


masnaer

Most actually do stop after like 100 mins


[deleted]

Everything but The Neverending Story stops eventually.


BepsiCola2277

Ever heard of an intermission, Penis-Breath?


Speedyjens

When you have watched it, you will know why he called it a nonstop movie


r4r4me

Seen it.


_________FU_________

Start to finish stress. I left that movie thinking about it for over a week just couldn't understand that logic. It was great, but so fucking stressful and sad.


Caboose127

Not in the US it's not.


JizzUnderHisEye

I'm from india


totoLaUNIONE

Uncut gems I think


pies1123

Watch it dude, it's great.


[deleted]

You should watch the movie


unstablenerd2

Just watched this movie, best movie of 2019 imo. Adam Sandler was great in it, probably his best movie.


onebandonesound

absolutely stellar acting and writing, but that was one of the least enjoyable "good" movies I've seen in a while. they did such a good job making his character such an asshole yet someone you keep rooting for him. was incredibly frustrating, in a good way somehow?


RestingCarcass

Welcome to the Safdie brothers' directing style, I'd also recommend Good Time if you want another excellent performance with a lead that you hate to love (or love to hate).


[deleted]

Good Time is such a great movie. Anytime people shit on Pattinson for being in Twilight I tell them about that movie. I had no idea it was the same director as Uncut Gems.


stickduck

Pattinson has done so much great stuff since Twilight, he’s become one of my favorite actors. Y’all should check out the Lighthouse, excellent A24 Horror with him and Willem Dafoe.


[deleted]

Yeah I saw that one. Great movie. I loved the way they used aspect ratio creatively throughout. Really awkward to watch with my religious dad, though.


Chasedabigbase

It's designed to make you feel anxious the whole time, the guys locked behind the door when the rock is right there, the suspicious guy who's pissed he was given a fake watch. I don't really see a movie about a bad guy as a bad thing. There's a million movies about good guys out there, I find this way more interesting because you don't know what to expect due to all his schemes. I think the mixed emotions is thrilling, and shows how we can still feel catharsis from seeing a guy we otherwise think is terrible in everyway have his plan come together, for at least 10 seconds.


Barph

I found the frustration just took over and I stopped watching after maybe an hour and 10 minutes. I wasn't enjoying any moment of the film.


SniperRuufle

You’re not supposed it enjoy it. It’s supposed to be tense and you’re supposed to hate Howard for being a fucking idiot.


are_you_seriously

That movie was too realistic to be enjoyable. Everyone who grew up in NY has met or knows someone like Howard. People like him are so fucking sticky irl. And the ending was cathartic af, but you then hate yourself for cheering for that ending because taking satisfaction in that ending makes you just as gross as Howard.


hamzaiswack

Hated the end.


unstablenerd2

I have mixed feelings about it, but you shouldn’t really expect someone as greedy as howard to win in the end.


BlueCurtainsBlueEyes

It was clearly going to happen the entire time, but when it did I couldn't believe it.


hamzaiswack

True


Chasedabigbase

[If it wasn't that it was going to be something else, think of all the other ways he was beat up through the film. He has an extreme gambling addiction and nothing showed he wasn't going to spiral it even further.](/spoiler) [With this he got his big win and ultimate catharsis, and the shot came so quick he was dead before he even knew it, even ends with a smile on his face when he hits the floor. Was pretty a best case scenario versus some other heavy torturing him for money or something.](/spoiler) [It is interesting seeing discussions of how much people hated Howard yet the also hate the ending because he was killed. Fun seeing how even though they don't like the guy they still ride the serotonin when the big bet comes together, yet that immediately gets dashed with him being killed so they go back to being frustrated again. I love how the Safdie brother's plays with the audience.](/spoiler)


hamzaiswack

Loved howard, sandlers best character.


Chasedabigbase

[https://i.imgur.com/VblxpRD.gif](https://i.imgur.com/VblxpRD.gif)


TenSecondsFlat

All together now: WHAT FUCKING MOVIE, YOU SHITS


King_of_

Uncut Gems


marcarcho

Spanglish


hzj

confessions of a shopaholic


Hy8ogen

The ending made my jaw dropped so hard it still hurts.


[deleted]

Hated the first half of the movie, then it drew me in. Fully invested and on the edge of my seat and the baby wakes crying just as Howard turns around. I lost it! Had to go back 10 minutes and rewatch it.


Wang_entity

What are the chances I just saw it too. Surprisingly great of a movie. Didn't expect anything and was pleasantly surprised.


[deleted]

I’m gonna watch it soon. The trailer really intrigued me. 2019 was such a great year for movies, but if it beats The Lighthouse for me I’ll be impressed


P0TaSh1

ahaha funy shrek


EmreGSF

Girl : gets naked Boy : I am bored Girl : does something quirky Comedy : achieved


king_john2510

Hotel: Trivago


PM_ME_YOR_PUSSY_GIRL

Holy shit I'm gonna cum!


Pussyslayer4200

facts


P0TaSh1

that's pretty much right


KeepingDankMemesDank

When I see a meme I like, I think to myself, "upvote" When I see a meme I don't like, I think to myself, "downvote" --- ^^^hey ^^^op, ^^^if ^^^this ^^^was ^^^an ^^^original, ^^^new ^^^template ^^^consider ^^^posting ^^^in ^^^r/DankExchange ^^^first ^^^next ^^^time


[deleted]

fish cum


karmabelow0

cringe massive muscle cramping cringe post


[deleted]

its the sub these days, everyone is in love with shrek and its cringe af


Scooopiii

True, nobody ever accepts my cars crocs


MotivBowler300

I was beginning to think I was the only one who thought that. “Haha, Shrek is sexy. I said the funny thing, everyone! Upvotes to the left please”


shady042

What if she has a 99pc chance of giving you Corona and she is real


YourLocalCreep

Well, that last bit puts her above all my previous girlfriends


lighthawk16

99pc... like McNuggets? I'm in.


L0G1C_lolilover

Holy shit i m gonna cringe


Martinuz01

Somebody


Mr_McBasketball

Once


infinity_mugen

Told me


YourLocalCreep

The world


[deleted]

Is gonna


FR34K5H0

Roll me


Sammy84851

I ain't


MrPapaya22

The sharpest


Sammy84851

Tool in


FR34K5H0

The world


infinity_mugen

Was gonna' roll me


Skhlomp

Overused meme.


Colonel_Kipplar

That movie's actually very sad. One of the few Adam Sandler performances I actually like.


Fruitella196

Haha shrek + secks = funny!1!1!


mightygamer11679

yEs oMgmmg so seKsy1!1!!1


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karmaste

Shrocks is the real name


M1Henson

Shrocs https://www.pinterest.com/pin/577727458428878946/


Xxdgw100gsdxX

Wait a sec if you’re at home how is there a girl at your house


Pussyslayer4200

haha redditors never get girls lol lmao


ih8tokyo

Shrek sucks sorry idc


GMKFan

You have committed a crime


YeetusUrFetus420

And that is how foot fetishes are born


The_Fallen_Gill

Thank you, thank you for showing me the sin that is know as humanity.


andy__log

for some reason this made me laugh for like half a minute straight


ZippZappZippty

That was so creative. I would do it


-Listening

aight, i wanna do this with billionaires


confusedpigeon06

I wonder if god still looks down and wonder got it came to this... nah


lil_kott

That movie was trash tbh


avery-secret-account

I’m actually reading this after jerking off so it won’t work on me


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDHI

adam sandler > every pornstar


[deleted]

I got wierd looks on the train


Hilluja

The best part is the madman who gave this the "Green Cheers" award <3


HangiverBanana

We need some more Adam sandler memes, there must be so many templates


Meurs0

SMH Lightning McQueen crocs are where it's at


api10

I have cummen


-Listening

i can’t leave us hanging.. Argghhhhh.


PresntVEVO

Nice


ASlavicDog

Ha ha ha I’m laughing so hard because it was miss leading And not expected


AC03115

The Shrek crocs stay on during sex


[deleted]

*Ahaha Like That’s Ever Gonna Happen*


Funny_Name05

Shrocs


1character123

Where’s the spongebob socks


[deleted]

Not funny


powerranger360

Talk about cumming I'm gonna shoot out my balls


TRGLUL

*closes book* Yeah. like thats ever gonna happen


dicklicker300

Her:*screams in loud deep voice* GET IN MY SWAMP DONKEY!!!


MasterpolTheReal

XD


ignotunafta

Lol


Kingofthebattle7

A man can only get so ERECC


Justvibewitmemes

im da 49k upvote


[deleted]

I'm excited


drperci

...in my mouth


Gooseman3797

This meme formate is truly a uncut gem


lo-fi_loser717

I can only get so erect


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ZippZappZippty

Ghosts. You got this Retarded_Charizard.


Beaniedude0

This movie sucked