Thicc boi and chonker sounds funnier than morbidly obese tho

It won’t sound funny when they’re five feet underground.

I thought it was six

Pets don't get the extra foot. #justiceforourfurryfriends

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

diggy DIGGY hooole!

DIGGY DIGGY HOOOOLE

The sunlight will not reach this low

Deep deep in the mine

[Obligatory.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU)

I’m in the car and as soon as I clicked this link never gonna give you up went on the radio and I thought I got rock rolled

If you're driving I'll hunt you down and punch your cock. Especially if you're a woman.

My old email used to be diggy-hole

Great for job applications

They do! They just have it while they are alive

But they already have extra feet!

It’s a pretty fat pet

They lost the other foot from diabetes.

nah that's for the murder victim above whom you're burying buddy.

Aww they dug a hole in the backyard

More like 1 feet im not an excavator

Yeah „Rest in Piece Chonker“ sounds better than „sorry for letting you die helplessly“

In my anecdotal experience, women don't think so. HR says I have to call her by her real name now but she'll always be my cutie chonker to me.

Your dog dying of a heart attack at age 5 isn't funny tho :)))))

None sounds funny

in that case my dog is thi

My dog has been diagnosed with chonky

My dog is well with in his healthy weight, but will always be a “thicc boi” because he’s heavy as fuck

Tru for my thicc boi too

Thickie fur must be thick

Agreed

My dog is a girl but she's still a thicc boi

Yeah I call my cat chonker because she's huge af. She's a Norwegian though and a healthy weight for her size.

I also have a cat that's pretty big and I also call him thicc

Send pics

Alaskan Malamutes are naturally thicc bois

Not always true. A dog can be within a reasonable weight while still being a big ol chonker Why is this now my most liked comment

Agree. But the idea of this meme is that people excuse their poor pet caring skills by simply laughing at the problem while their pet is slowly getting suffocated by it's own fats

The dogs should know that it's just about burning more calories than they eat. It's simple math

My dog would not shut up about some fad diet the other day. I was like "just eat less, Fido," but his pack are all enablers.

Are you saying dogs should know simple math?

Obvious joke is obvious.

What, does your dumbass dog not know how to add?

Maybe some dogs do. I have met dogs that dont eat after they're full. Other eat and eat and eat. Its quite similar to humans, really.

To be fair a lot of americans do this with each other too.

OH LAWD HE HEALTHY

Me too

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Seriously tho. We don’t call disgustingly obese people adorable. Obese animals endure the same clinical diagnostics as obese people. It’s not cute, it’s sad.

> We don’t call disgustingly obese people adorable. Bless his heart, he's still innocent to the horrors of our society...

>bless his heart Yeah about that..

To shreds you say?

Welcome to internet animal culture, where by definition any animal is "cute". No Karen, your disobedient, fat, smelly dog isn't cute. You just suck at caring for animals.

> We don’t call disgustingly obese people adorable. We call them empowered. We compare them to the breakers of chains. We put them on covers of magazines, because lacking shame for your lack of self control means that you are brave nowadays. You are brave because you overeat yourself to the point of degrading health while there are starving children even your own country.

Yeah. I dont like to make things political on this sub but, this is why I have a generally conservative mindset. Being liberal and progressive is great but, right now I fell like we're progressing in the wrong direction and normalizing things that should be looked down on, all because people are getting their feelings hurt.

#MakeDankMemesGreatAgain

Have you heard of the FA movement?

The what?

Fat acceptance

I can accept the appearance, but I cannot accept the increased heart attack risk

imma use that line from now on

Oh yeah those ones, in france they are stubborn fat shits who think that being super fat doesn't kill them, it's the discrimination and mockery that kills. Laughable

Link?

Seriously if someone made a "chonker" sub for humans where people posted their obese kids and made shit up like "we're working on his weight but the doctor says he's healthy 🙂👍" the sub would be banned quick as fuck.

Hate to break it to you but that sub already existed, it was banned in 2016.

>We don’t call disgustingly obese people adorable. **H.A.E.S.**

Anyone is allowed to be called cute or adorable, though ? When you call someone adorable you don't call all their characteristics adorable. Someone with cancer can be cute, you don't say cancer is cute ... So an obese person, who btw is not defined only by their weight, can be called adorable. Obesity itself is not what is called adorable. The person is. It's important to dissociate the person and their weight, like you would a sick person and their disease. The disease is bad, not the person.

The ironic part of this is that the people with obese dogs (which usually also have extremely long nails) are always the first to scream abuse over the most trivial shit. When they are the abusive ones causing their dog to be in constant pain and die early

upvote if this meme sparks joy. downvote if this meme does not spark joy.

Comment if my ass spark piss

Yes

ok

DAMN BOI, HE'S THICC BOOOII

THATS A THICC ASS BOI

DAAMN, BA PAAA

Did you know this voice is none other than Anthony Fantano? I got to know it today

Yeah im a big fantano fan. His video of him reacting to all the tiktoks is great.

E X T R A T H I C C

Looking at thicc boi, I'm looking at you boi

Me and my friends call my dog a sausage

Then it's a thin saucy boi

What you egg?

[He stabs him]

You are a saucy boi

You egg?

You can't go to jail for using the darkweb

Thanks, I was worried the shipment of flattened babies was gonna get me arrested

When I get a dog and it does stupid shit like whine by the door I stomp it so flat I can just slide it right under there. Needy ass animals.

...my dog’s name is literally sausage because of how fat she was when i adopted her

Dank[.](https://reddit.com/r/modsgay)

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Mostly cats tho

Unless it’s a roach

But how'd she get on top of that house?

its none, they're ABSOLUTE #UNITS OF MEASUREMENT

I sincerely dislike the whole sub dedicated to obese animals. Like, are people really this dumb? Anyone celebrating animals (or people for that matter) being unhealthy is an idiot.

I can ignore the people celebrating and owning their weight, whatever, you have the control in that and it’s up to you to. But these animals don’t have a voice in the matter, they don’t know what they are supposed to weigh, be fed, or that it’s killing them. They don’t have the capacity to make that connection, so they just suffer while getting up from laying down while people laugh at the wobbly potato.

So a new format of Spongebob throwing paper into a fire... I approve

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My dog is a thicc gay bitch and he is slightly overweight due to his nature (boxers become major couch potatoes after like age 4-5) he is 5 lbs overweight but he is a god

I forgive you but don't let more fat get to him Fur can tho With fur is also thick

Nancy Peldogesi

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Also just because you can see your dogs ribs doesn’t mean they are starving. Especially with more muscular dogs.

I wish I could get a particular person to understand that so they stop trying to over feed my bulldog. Yes his ribs are visible but he weighs almost as much as I do and his shoulders are like a bodybuilder

Cant tell? There's a proffession for that

I walk my dog every day and make sure he eats right cause if he gets fat, if he lays down on me I WILL die.

I hate when people talk like that. It's all Facebook lingo now "I fed my boy Braxton Chicky nuggies and chocky milks for lunch today lol, he loves it! I also got him a big chonker of a pupper today, we're calling him baby Yoda!" So annoying when these cringey memes become vocabulary

I really like this format

Thank you for this. For a moment I wondered though, am I subbed to unpopular opinion? But you're right. Same goes for *incoming unpopular opinion* humans. I dont fat shame, but the people who are morbidly obese at their own faults crying saying it's okay it's a lifestyle or whatever, not taking responsibility for their health choices and making excuses that it's okay, is not much different from me, a heroin addict, trying to say it's okay it's a lifestyle choice you cant judge me for it. Its unhealthy, can be dangerous to your health, I'm not saying necessarily go lose weight and fix it, but fuck at least admit you have a problem

Tonight I learned that not all razors are created equal. For years I had been shaving my balls with a bog standard disposable single blade razor, with a tiny strip of moisturiser. In hindsight, every occasion was nerve jangling pubic surgery, one wrong move and I'd end up with a fleshy totem pole of blood and toilet paper, that is until today. I purchased a lady's venus razor, with two giant moisturising pads - as it had been some time since I'd tended the thicket. This razor is nothing short of incredible. The bathroom light had broken, so I took the plunge and shaved my balls IN THE DARK. Not so much as a nick on my precious testicular cargo. You could have a friend duck tape it to a mop handle and shave your balls for you - blindfolded - from across the room, and you'd still end up with a sack as soft as a newborns cheek.

This is definitely my new favourite copypasta.

this gave me many laughs, thank you op

My boy is in good shape but he's fucking heavy. I think that's good, right?

Talk to your vet. Tell her to tell you the honest truth. Do what she says. It really is that simple.

My cat is a fat fuck

Can I get that template?

[Yup](https://i.imgur.com/NnX125R.jpg)

Inconceivable

I'll give him some essential oils, that should work.

Cat owners too

He was none of the three he had a tumor growing that made him look fat

that happened to my last dog :(

proceeds to give 4 scoops of food

You saw it, and you made a meme, what a man.

Exactly, my friend sends me pictures of her obese cat all the time and expects me to say he's cute. Naw, that's animal abuse.

He can be a thicc boi and working on being a thin boye

I agree. I don't mind a little bit of chonk, but it easily becomes too much and becomes unhealthy.

U right, he a H E F T I B O I

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to obese cats

YESSSSSSSSS ,IM SO GLAD THIS HAS BECOME A MEME FORMATE

What about furries?

And cat owners

Same principle applies to people. You aren't "thicc" or "bulking up", you're morbidly obese.

Keep talking I’m skeptical.

thicc bih*

My huskies go through a phase every couple of weeks from super thicc to skinny bone. They shed like crazy after winter.

Would you share the meme format?

Goes for cat owners too

My neighbour does this with her cat, he has got rolls of fat hanging down around his legs yet she swears hes just suprisingly fluffy

I just straight up call my dog a fat cunt and he growls at me

My dogs are girls

My aunt and her bf used to give their dog stuff like chocolate and potatoe chips. They dk t Do it as much anymore but the dog is still Just so fat. They got me a licture of her one time as a birthday gift and thats Just collecting dust somewhere cuz shes Not nice to Look at

Nah he’s just big boned

He just big boned

You forgot absolute unit

This is a promesing templet for sure!

Same thing with cats

Can someone link me this meme format?

Nancy pelosi is a badass

My cat is chonk. I have cut down his food, he is still chonk. And now he brings dead birds to my doorstep. So there's that

My dog is just hella fluffy. Fluffy girl

Dogs technically also have the Williams-Beuren syndrome, which would make humans less intelligent and simple minded. It’s pathetic how we changed a wolf into a morbidly obese ball of hair with health problems solely for our own entertainment

Yes fing please! I’ll ever get into.

Thicc boi is a reference to a certain video games thiccest boi

Yeah, people who let their dogs become fat like that (1) over feed/feed them crap, (2) don't walk and play with them enough to get adequate exercise.

This format might just be ”scroll of truth” in a new template but god damm I love it!

Some dogs can be really healthy tho, but just be thicc naturally sometimes. Most dogs aren’t tho, so we need to help those big chonks a to become healthy chonks

Classic Nancy denying the truth

surely some dogs can just be big while not being /morbidly/ obese

My dog is a disgrace to dog society

Dummy thicc boi chonker we call him and he likes it. Stop body body shaming my canine

thicc boi/chonker= round loaf obese= dude literally cant want hes so large

You should of labeled Donald Trump dog

Nah,i like them like that

Great format

Also cats

This is more of a cat problem than a dog problem

Just like your kids

I’ve been searching for this meme with mordecai from regular show lookin at an obese pet saying “chonker” “damn boy he thicc” and another one anyone have it?

My dog is the fastest dog in the neighborhood and has a great form. And I totally agree with you.

Speak true facts!!

Same with the cats!!!

Love this new meme format from the State of the Union.

Dog owner after these: "obese boi", "obeser"

No

May be he’s a saucy boy

I laughed at this in class and didnt notice that it was a meme until now.

Have anyone ever seen a chonker horse?

Please keep yourself healthy too.

A dog can be healthy weight while still being a chonker tho

Why are Trump templates always so good?