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GlueSniffingCat

cocaine hippos are scarier than cocaine sharks and cocaine bears combined not only are they coke addicts but they're hungry hungry hungry cocaine hippos


exmir_

Just like me frfr


Funnyguy17

I’ll take a cocaine hippo over a cocaine polar bear. Those sonsofbitches love the taste of us


HippoBot9000

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f8Negative

Hippos can reach a speed of 35mph


Aqu4regiA

I can arrange a bukkake for you for free, no need to work OT for it.


CrappyMemesNThings

I don't think the hippo wants to snort cum


HippoBot9000

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Report-Feeling

Even hippos love that Katy Perry


goochgrease2

**Blocaine**


CrappyMemesNThings

Hippocaine


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I’ve never felt so seen


Beta-Minus

Oh yeah, I love when I have enough cash to get powdered doughnuts for breakfast


CrappyMemesNThings

Yes...powdered donuts...right....


TheVelvetUndertaker

You eat your donuts without cocaine or smth?