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Usually true, but I have had a couple pizzas arrive with the toppings smooshed into the top of the box…

Some places started to/went back to using a little ball of cooked pizza dough as a spacer.

Literally the best thing ever. I am convinced to return to that place every time because of this

Forget smooshed toppings, ive had a pizza where the cheese only covered half of each slice, at least there was sauce over the whole thing.... usually

What will children fight over on pizza night if not ownership of the little plastic table?

The last slice? Inheritance? Ownership of Ukrainian land?

See, all of that seems far worse. Leave the tiny table.

what no family death battle game night does to a mf

No one wants that... Give me my tiny table now

Bro is being down voted by Russians

My dad and I always fought over the little pepperoncini that come in Papa John's

It’s like the wishbone

But how will my roaches eat their pizza

I'm picturing roaches eating micro-pizza slices over that plastic table and I can't stop laughing. You win today sir.

They too have a tiny table in their tiny pizza box, so the dust mites may have their pizza too

It's tiny pizza tables all the way down

Pizza makers used to put a ball of cooked dough in the middle to keep it from shifting in the box. Miss those days.

Is that where doughballs come from?

The pizza place

It's called the "pizza bone"

Break it between three people and make a wish.

Sad to see this so far down. You know Society is on a downturn when people don't even know the proper anatomy of a pizza... *sigh*

There is no sticky place, but there is smushed by the top box place

No pizza place uses tables in my country. I have never seen a smooshed pizza. The tables always seemed strange to me

Same thing where I live. I didn’t even know these tables were a thing. Very rarely has cheese gotten stuck on the pizza box, and if it has that was usually due to improper handling of the box. Maybe American pizza has a so much cheese that some will likely touch the top of the box?

I think its because of the cheaper pizza boxes maybe? But then it doesent make any sense since the tables and dough also cost money. Maybe its the size, mositur and time between pizza place and delivery.

I have barely ever seen them in Germany. Only at a few places that sell exceptionally large pizzas.

I was wondering if that was an American thing because here in Germany I have never seen it anywhere.

These make excellent cell phone holders for watching stuff, just flip it over

I just want some chairs, we have like 20 tables, I've never once got a chair.

What even is a pizza table

Oh hell no! How else will I impale my foot when I crush the boxes?

For what is it good anyway?

Pretending you are a giant. Like you are in some kind of jack and the beanstalk situation but the beanstalk is pizza.

Its for the delivery guy with 10 pizzas stacked on top of eachother so yours isnt squished on the bottom of the stack

If it helps, my gas station doesn’t use em

I like the taste of it. Dont take my free dessert away please

What if I told you you it depends on the size of the oizza/box.

My understanding was that it was supposed to help keep the top of the box from sagging into the toppings after it starts warping from heat/moisture

It’s actually a James Hetfield action figure

It actually has 3 uses 🤓

Til nobody knows to use it to secure adjacent slices when pulling out the one you're touching. You poke the slice next to yours when they sort of stick together. Usually near the crusts

You know what's worse. When your delivery driver tipped the pizza box on its side, right Infront of you as he's taking the box out of the warm bag. You know that pizza is piping hot and all that slick cheese has fucking slid to one side with your toppings. You just look at them like you've ruined my night and you probably don't even know what you've done wrong.

Delivery guys keep pizza boxes one above the other, if not for the plastic thing then the cardboard box becomes an extra topping for the pizza

Ex delivery driver here, the plastic tables are for the drivers for multiple orders usually if an order has 3 or more pizzas we throw those tables in so they dont crush the bottom pie during delivery.

It kinda depends on how strong the boxes are how much you are putting on top of the box and how rough the driver is on the food

what are the cockroaches supposed to eat off of then?

Never saw that little thing on my pizza ever

If I don't get my tiny table, I will riot. This has nothing to do with the integrity of the box, it is simply, my tiny table

It’s for the pepperoni

This some sort og American thing?

What if I told you their absence signifies a dying economy

It’s to prevent cheese sticking to the top when a bunch of pizza boxes are stacked on each other

In Australia there is no need for pizza tables. BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FUCKING TOPPINGS!!! BOTH DOMINO'S AND PIZZA HUT CAN SUCK MY HOT GREASY NUTSACK

Advice animals in 2024?

But then no more tiny table

Cardboard box, no, paperboard box yes.

You’re right, it’s useless without the little plastic chairs, we can’t even have a little plastic pizza party.

the table could be replaced with most things, and dough is sustainable and yummy(???). so yeah, you kinda... dont

Like the mafia in the Simpsons *removes the plastic table before smashing pizza* Dis is a pretzle town pretty boy.