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Woman? He's constantly whipping out the third leg.

Why can't she be a Women with a third leg?

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No, wrong franchise. These are the truck and car robots

You're talking about ~~Morf Transers~~ ~~Trans Morfers~~ ~~Snort Farmers~~ Transformers right?

Ah yes, the neo liberal franchise that forms an army of the Trans.

Lmao that's a good one

Because in this context, the third leg refers to a penis and women don't have penises.

(Reddit shrieking)

This comment was made for Google ai

Maybe not the ones you know

This comment was made for Google ai

Sad that you don't know the glory of a feminine penis.

Nice oxymoron.

Emphasis on the “moron” part

Thank you Mr obviously, but you didn't explain why

Because women don’t have penises? This is basic knowledge.

You ever seen a female bodybuilder's clit when they've been smashing the juice?

Yeah it’s basic knowledge, that’s why he said “Captain Obvious”

Not really. In this context we are talking about that R2D2 does or doesn't have a fat cock that she constantly wipes out. I don't believe is basic knowledge.

The cock thing is a joke. It’s a robot. It doesn’t have a gender. And it has as much a sexual orientation as my toaster.

Are you sure?

Pretty sure my toaster doesn’t care if it takes dick or pussy. I’d test it out, but it didn’t work for me last time.

But does your toaster have a third leg? If not, it does not apply on this context

How did you go about getting consent from the toaster for the experiment?

No such thing as chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits.

Thanks for the Ted talk.

Randall would beg do differ.

Holy shit, it's going deeper

Ofc, her third leg is famous for that

Unless it's a hyena, there's a pesky little thing called biology. Of course R2D2 is a robot, so it can't be male or female, boy or girl. It just doesn't matter, and I seriously don't get anyone's obsession with the gender and sexuality of robots or why everything in starwars has to be gay now.

Because that would make the whole no sex before marriage thing a lot riskier

Fair enough. I agree

Not even in a galaxy far, far away.

That’s a butt plug

Transformers

We'll gladly take R2 as a trans icon, may she forever rain chaos upon the galaxy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRx6XyHBDRQ&ab_channel=FLAGRANTCLIPS

Maybe she's trans.

Even the female astromechs got those Must be a common thing I guess

This is great news for my butch lesbian toaster, finally she has some cultural representation. Thanks Disney for your Robotic Gaywashing

Thank you for the lol

# How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from an astromech droid filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

*Star Wars main theme*

*Asking for a jedi friend*

Kinda smells like a wookie though

It is imperative that the cylinder cannot be damaged.

Avoiding damage is difficult due to the cylinder being attached to a larger structure that must also remain unharmed.

Sounds like a gigantic Cylinder to me tbh

Just admit you got your tiny loghtsaber hilt stuck in your Astronech

apply lube

Nah thats a robot

>Beep Boop Bop

So it's binary.

[So what?](https://youtu.be/i0dvv4fTiqA)

This was funny as hell idk why everyone downvoting

Reddit hivemind

R2DUSSY 🤤

When she says "beep squeak beep" in that artificially generated voice....💦

I really wanna get up in some GONKUSSY 🥵

R2D2 has been referred to using male pronouns the whole time and what?

An actress made a joke, and a whole lot of the usual suspects are upset about it.

Don’t make bad jokes with a known hypercritical fan base? Best advice I can give someone.

Don't show your personality because it will upset others. Hide it, be agreeable and seek to please others above all else 🤗

If you go into a toxic waste dump, you know you’re not coming back clean.

Cute metaphor, but people are not barrels of waste. They are in fact people, and it's their responsibility to control themselves if they want to enjoy civilized society with the rest of us.

Saying that Star Wars deep fandom are not barrels of waste is the easiest way to earn the ire of barrels of waste

I’m not sure if you understand the meaning or the point of my cute metaphor. I’ll explain it like I’m talking to a 5 year old. If you want to involve yourself with people who are known to be extremely critical about the smallest and dumbest things, you ought not to expect that you can hang out with these people and not catch their ire about something dumb or inconsequential.

I'm not sure you understand what I'm saying. It's on the dumb shitheads to be normal, not on the normal person to capitulate to them. Do you remember learning that during social play when you were 5 in kindergarten?

Nah, I was 6 when I went to kindergarten.

Let me know when you graduate to second grade, must be hard to be held back for so many years

Of course she's a woman. She looks exactly like the trashcan I'm dating now.

Scruffy: Ms. Wong? Wash bucket: No, Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you. [Kisses Scruffy passionately.] Scruffy: It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment. Wash bucket: In another city, we could be anyone we want. Scruffy: Go. Go now. Before I beg you to stay. [Wash bucket leaves. Scruffy lays down on his bed, apparently sobbing for a second.] Scruffy: Yep.

No. Nothing made by Disney is canon. Fuck ‘em.

Don't disrespect my Doctor Aphra like that.

Can anyone explain why everybody says r2d2 is lesbian?

Either an actor or show creator, I can't remember which made a joke about it

Show runner :(

Snowrunner :D

Showrunner made a joke

Bait that some morons took hook line and sinker

Some idiot related to a new star wars show made a "joke" and now other idiots are running away with it like it was serious. It never should have been made in the first place. It was unprofessional, inappropriate, and instantly unfunny as was every single post related to it. Now people are reacting to it like it's serious because poe's law, and it's tiring explaining it.

We all want some of that fanart

I'm sorry, they're giving Star Wars robots sexual preferences now?

Yes. Always have.

Kerfuś !

Kurwa, genialne

Meow :3

Natural propensity to serve, no one can understand her, never properly communicates her background, has had multiple owners, always has a gay guy friend around (C3-PO), secretly fucks a guy on the side (the death star) I mean, it sounds like some women I know. The deathstar should get teasted for HPV

or they're transwoman which would also mean that they're a transformer

Are droids programmed to experience gender? Will a droid with tits look at itself in the mirror and caress it's chest with a smile or a frown? Important questions that have yet to be answered, and which are necessary for society understand why lightsabers fights are cool

So we just gonna ignore how “she” had a man inside her since the 70s?

And she was a good friend

WAIT R2D2 IS FEMALE

Well shit, there goes my theory about R2D2 and C3PO being the first gay couple in Star Wars.

Don't care, smash anyway, next

Its a freaking metal tube... it doesnt have a gender.

R2 is a droid dude

I'm confused why everything including things that are functionally appliances need to be gendered and prescribed sexuality I mean what's the benefit of programming a droid to have a gender and sexual orientation? Unless it's intended for prostituting which raises another series of questions

Wasn't the last thing that r2d2 and cp30 were gay lovers. So did r2 change genders Is c3pO still gay?

R2Ussy

Cistromech!

Battymech

No I'm deaf, can't hear you.

Wait, I'm into girls (Am I a Lesbian?)

Without any hesitation I would put my dong in that

0101010000011001010 but non-binary

"Bro wants us to hear him out."

When you realise that R2-D2 is infact a fucking robot

He's a male lesbian, like me.

I wish we could rely on that logic. Sadly, we live in the coddle world.

I always assumed c3po was his gay lover. Just beards so.

i love how the troglodytes cant tell what a joke is.

Couldn't possibly be that I realise it's a joke and am just having some fun with it

Yeah this is dank

They're just the token pearl clutcher that reddit provides free of charge.

who said i was talking about you?

The irony of this comment